barryllium

Bytes/MegaBytes - sliders/burgers
Wi-Flys - chicken wings
NSStrings - shoelace fries
NSArrays - combos
Droids - desserts
Tables referred to as Surfaces, Food served on Tiles
Names - Foodsion, Binary Bytes
Coffee Shop portion called "Wired", decaf coffee called "offline"
- espresso comes in Packets instead of shots