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#!/usr/bin/bash

## extract once using https://github.com/inAudible-NG/audible-activator
activationBytes=""
for m in *.aax; do
  basename=${m%.aax}
  # extract audio stream
  ffmpeg -activation_bytes $activationBytes -i ${basename}.aax -vn -c:a copy ${basename}.m4a
  # extract thumbnail
  ffmpeg -activation_bytes $activationBytes -i ${basename}.aax -an -vcodec copy ${basename}.jpg

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<?php

/**
 * https://twitter.com/Ocramius/status/959405445260726272
 * only ever return implementations of an interface as an
 * anonymous class coming from a factory.
 */

namespace Example;

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<?php
$password = 'My Plaintext Password';
$plaintext = 'This is my message';

$secretBox = new Secretbox();

$ciphertext = $secretBox->encrypt($plaintext, $password);
$decryptedPlaintext = $secretBox->decrypt($ciphertext, $password);
assertThat($decryptedPlaintext === $plaintext, 'Can decrypt');

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PHP´s magic ::class-constant will not canonical the casing of your imports.

This can lead to hard to debug errors when you a using a case sensitive service PSR-11-locator like Zend\ServiceManager.

namespace FirstNamespace;

class TestClass {}

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<?php
// see https://confluence.jetbrains.com/display/PhpStorm/PhpStorm+Advanced+Metadata
namespace PHPSTORM_META {

    override(\Doctrine\ORM\EntityManager::find(0), map([
        '' => '@',
    ]));

    override(\Interop\Container\ContainerInterface::get(0), map([
        '' => '@',

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<?php
$fizzers = [1, 0, 0, 0];
$buzzers = [2, 0, 0, 0, 0];
$words = ['', 'Fizz', 'Buzz', 'FizzBuzz'];
foreach (range(1, 100) as $i) {
    $words[0] = $i;
    echo $words[$fizzers[$i % 3] + $buzzers[$i % 5]].PHP_EOL;
}

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FROM debian:jessie
MAINTAINER Jacob Alberty <jacob.alberty@foundigital.com>

ENV DEBIAN_FRONTEND noninteractive

RUN echo "deb http://www.ubnt.com/downloads/unifi/debian unifi5 ubiquiti" > \
  /etc/apt/sources.list.d/20ubiquiti.list && \
  echo "deb http://downloads-distro.mongodb.org/repo/debian-sysvinit dist 10gen" > \
  /etc/apt/sources.list.d/21mongodb.list && \
  echo "deb http://ppa.launchpad.net/webupd8team/java/ubuntu xenial main" > \

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
#
# Converts .htaccess files to vhost directory directives
#
# http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.4/howto/htaccess.html#when
# You should avoid using .htaccess files completely if you have
# access to httpd main server config file. Using .htaccess files
# slows down your Apache http server. Any directive that you can
# include in a .htaccess file is better set in a Directory block,
# as it will have the same effect with better performance.

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php -r 'echo implode("\n", get_defined_functions()["internal"]);' | awk '{ print length($0) " " $0; }' | sort -rn  | head -10
38 xml_set_processing_instruction_handler
38 intltz_create_time_zone_id_enumeration
38 intlcal_set_minimal_days_in_first_week
38 intlcal_get_minimal_days_in_first_week
37 mcrypt_module_is_block_algorithm_mode
37 mcrypt_module_get_supported_key_sizes
37 intlcal_set_repeated_wall_time_option
37 intlcal_get_repeated_wall_time_option
37 intlcal_get_keyword_values_for_locale