Chris beakr

## tapirsay.py
#!/usr/bin/env python
from __future__ import print_function
import sys

def make_speech_bubble(message):
    def times_msg_size(string): return (string * len(message))
    print(' _' + times_msg_size('_') + '_')
    print('/ ' + times_msg_size(' ') + ' \\')
    print('| ' + message + ' |')
    print('\\_' + times_msg_size('_') + '_/')

## vocab.txt
* AA — Abbrev for "ASCII Art", actually JIS art.
* aborn あぼーん — Post deleted. Occasionally also 〜する "to administratively delete a post".
* age — To reply to a thread and thus bump a thread to the top of the board. From 上げる. Written in romaji but inflected like a verb, e.g. ageろ "let's age".
* appu うp — "Upload please!". Like "zOMG TORRENT PLZ" but less annoying.
* arashi 荒し — Troll.
* burakura ブラクラ — Browser crusher. Things or people who post things which break web browsers.
* chūbō 厨房 — Posters who don't bother to read the rules, flamers, spammers. From kanji misconversion of 中坊 "middle school kid", an abbrev for 中学坊主 or 中学坊や. 坊主 is an everyday slang term for "kid", from the short haircuts of young boys and bald heads of Buddhist priests.
* denpa 電波 — Literally "radio waves". Songs and similar things which get stuck in your head, e.g. マイヤヒ.
* desu tane デス種 — Abbrev for Gundam Seed Destiny.
* DQN ドキュン — Retard, asshole, jerk, troll. Also ドキュソ.

## wafw.py
#!/usr/bin/env python

# This Python script allows you to create tiny custom Waf distributions
# for each project you have. It's very similar to Gradle's wrapper scripts.
# Your mini Waf distribution can be customized using the variables at the top
# of the script.

from __future__ import print_function
import os
import sys

## gist:b82dd823c0d339777db7
(Get-Command exe).Path

## Zip.cpp
 void Zip::Open(const char * file)
{
    int error = 0;
    // Allocate a buffer that holds the error message string from
    // zip_error_to_str.
    char buffer[250];

    // Open the zip file. Essentially it writes data to the `z' struct
    // that holds all the zip file data.
    z = zip_open(file, ZIP_CREATE, &error);

## Archive.cpp
#include <cstdio>
#include <cstdlib>
#include <cstring>
#include <string>
#include <zlib.h>
#include <zconf.h>
using namespace std;

void compress(string filename, string data)
{

## compress.c
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <zlib.h>

int main()
{
    const char * dat = "Hello world!";
    gzFile * f = (gzFile *)gzopen("archive.gz", "wb");
    gzwrite(f, dat, strlen(dat));
    gzclose(f);

## Decompress.cpp
#include <cstdio>
#include <string>
#include <cstring>
#include <cstdlib>
#include "zlib.h"
#include "zconf.h"
using namespace std;

bool gzipInflate( const std::string& compressedBytes, std::string& uncompressedBytes ) {
  if ( compressedBytes.size() == 0 ) {

## arysize.cpp
template <typename T, size_t N>
char (&ArraySizeHelper(T (&array)[N]))[N];
#define arysize(array) (sizeof(ArraySizeHelper(array)))

## cinst.bat
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:: Basic apps I use
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:: Best web browser IMO
cinst GoogleChrome

:: For calling/contacting people
cinst Skype