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from:	From President Donald J. Trump <fromwhitehouse22@gmail.com>
reply-to:	fromwhitehouse22@gmail.com
to:	us.chiefj2020@gmail.com
date:	Tue, Mar 28, 2017 at 6:45 AM
subject:	FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP, RESPOND NOW

THE EXECUTIVE ORDER IN FULL PROTECTING THE NATION FROM FOREIGN
TERRORIST ENTRY INTO THE UNITED STATES.

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution
and laws of the United States of America, including the Monetary
and Anti-terrorist Act (MAA), 9 U.S.C. 1100 et seq., and section
301 of title 3, United States Code, and to protect the American
people from terrorist attacks by foreign nationals admitted to
the United States, I was yesterday furnished with your case file
by the attorney general of United States of America concerning a
criminal and terrorist case against you, in the statement of
your case file, a huge amount of money that valued the sum of
$8.3 million dollars was confiscated by the Federal Bureau of
Investigation (FBI) belonging to you which was smuggled into our
country illegally without authentic documents that covers it.

Today, my verdict on the matter is follows: That you have been
listed among others as a wanted terrorist for involving in such
an illicit act, I have given order to put the fund on hold until
the matter is resolved, every details about your dealings with
some impostors from African countries has been tendered to me
and I will ensure that the security agencies that is assigned to
carry out this operation is well equip and finance to perfect
this assignment, I am here to correct all the mistakes by the
past administration and also to ensure that peace is return to
our country, I will make sure that my ban on immigration
especially the listed countries is final so that we will be safe
from terror.


My findings today has indicated that the said $8.3 million
dollars that belongs to you originated from Nigeria approved by
their past administration as a compensation but it was not
covered with documents such as Anti-terrorist and Ownership
Certificate which is necessary and a reasonable person should
know that before such a fund would be transferred either by
diplomatic means or wire transfer, it has to be covered with the
above mentioned documents. I will give you a grace of time to
work with me in solving this problem by contacting my secret
security office (SSO) in Nigeria to help you to obtain the
certificate from Nigeria High Court and forward to me, after
that is done, I shall instruct the bank where the fund is
deposited to get the fund release to you and clear your name
from terrorist list. But fail to do so, shall attract heavy
penalty on you, the email address of my SSO is :
dr.ajumo222@yahoo.com

You have 24hours to let me know if you have contacted him and
also bear in mind that I am giving you only 6 working days to
get the documents available to me, otherwise, I will order for
your immediate arrest wherever you are for prosecution and I
will make sure that you are jailed for life, for your
information, I have before me every evidence to nail you down
and you can not escape the justice not while I am still the
president.


This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law
and subject to the availability of appropriations.This order is
not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit,
substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by
any party against the United States, its departments, agencies,
or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other
person.


DONALD J. TRUMP
THE WHITE HOUSE,2017.