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require('js-yaml');

function writeLn(line) {
	var now = new Date();
	console.log(now.toGMTString() + ' - [' + jobs + '] - ' + line);
}

function executeJob(data) {
	
	if (!connection_working) {

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<?php

	public function getLinkifiedText() {
		
		$text = $this->getTweetText();
		
		$entities = new \stdClass;
		
		if ($urls = $this->getEntitiesUrls()) {
			$urls = unserialize($urls);

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        _____ totally vegan
      /
  ,;'OO';,    ,;'OO';,    ,;'OO';,
 |',_OO_,'|  |',_OO_,'|  |',_OO_,'|
 |        |  |        |  |        |
  '.____.'    '.____.'    '.____.'

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####################################
# BASIC REQUIREMENTS
# http://graphite.wikidot.com/installation
# Forked from: http://geek.michaelgrace.org/2011/09/how-to-install-graphite-on-ubuntu/
# Ubuntu 11.04 
# Last tested & updated 10/14/2011
####################################

#sudo apt-get update
#sudo apt-get dist-upgrade

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alias geartop='watch "gearadmin --status | grep -v -P '"'0\t0\t'"'"'

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#!/bin/bash

if swapon -s | grep -q /mnt/swapfile
then
    echo "Swapfile already mounted"
else
    if [ -e /mnt/swapfile ]
    then
	echo "Mounting swapfile"
        swapon /mnt/swapfile

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#!/bin/bash

function fgcolor {
    echo "\033[38;5;"$1"m"
}

for i in `seq 1 256`
do
echo -e "$(fgcolor $i)color-$i"
done

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#!/bin/bash
#
# Removes the Bing logo from Satellite Eyes wallpapers
#

# Delete the Bing logo image
rm -f /Applications/Satellite\ Eyes.app/Contents/Resources/bing-logo.png

# Clear the map cache
rm -f ~/Library/Application\ Support/Satellite\ Eyes/map-*.png

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find . -type f -name '*.jpg' | xargs mogrify -define jpeg:size=640x640 -thumbnail 320x320^ -gravity center -extent 320x320

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#!/bin/bash
i=0
while true
do
  i=$(($i+1))
	status=$(curl -H 'Content-Type: application/json' --request POST --data '{"data":"Goodbye world!"}' --write-out %{http_code} --silent https://tourbillon.herokuapp.com/dev/null)
	if [ "$status" -eq 200 ]
	then
		echo "$i Discarded successfully."
	else