Ruby hash mapping Apple iOS model identifiers to human-readable device names. Maybe someone, somewhere will find this useful because I sure as shit loved typing all this in myself.

apple_device_identifier_to_name.rb

APPLE_DEVICE_IDENTIFIER_TO_NAME = {
  "iPad1,1" => "iPad 1 (2010)",
  "iPad2,1" => "iPad 2 Wi-Fi (2011)",
  "iPad2,2" => "iPad 2 Wi-Fi+GSM (2011)",
  "iPad2,3" => "iPad 2 Wi-Fi+CDMA (2011)",
  "iPad2,4" => "iPad 2 Wi-Fi (2012)",
  "iPad3,1" => "iPad 3 Wi-Fi (2012)",
  "iPad3,2" => "iPad 3 Wi-Fi+CDMA (2012)",
  "iPad3,3" => "iPad 3 Wi-Fi+GSM (2012)",
  "iPad3,4" => "iPad 4 Wi-Fi (2012)",
  "iPad3,5" => "iPad 4 Wi-Fi+GSM (2012)",
  "iPad3,6" => "iPad 4 Wi-Fi+CDMA (2012)",
  "iPad4,1" => "iPad Air Wi-Fi (2013)",
  "iPad4,2" => "iPad Air Wi-Fi+GSM+CDMA (2013)",
  
  "iPad2,5" => "iPad Mini 1 Wi-Fi (2012)",
  "iPad2,6" => "iPad Mini 1 Wi-Fi+GSM (2012)",
  "iPad2,7" => "iPad Mini 1 Wi-Fi+CDMA (2012)",
  "iPad4,4" => "iPad Mini 2 Wi-Fi (2013)",
  "iPad4,4" => "iPad Mini 2 Wi-Fi+GSM+CDMA (2013)",
  
  "iPhone1,1" => "iPhone 1 (2007)",
  "iPhone1,2" => "iPhone 3G (2008)",
  "iPhone2,1" => "iPhone 3GS (2009)",
  "iPhone3,1" => "iPhone 4 GSM (2010)",
  "iPhone3,2" => "iPhone 4 GSM Rev A (2011)",
  "iPhone3,3" => "iPhone 4 CDMA (2010)",
  "iPhone4,1" => "iPhone 4S (2011)",
  "iPhone5,1" => "iPhone 5 GSM (2012)",
  "iPhone5,2" => "iPhone 5 GSM+CDMA (2012)",
  "iPhone5,3" => "iPhone 5c GSM (2013)",
  "iPhone5,4" => "iPhone 5c Global (2013)",
  "iPhone6,1" => "iPhone 5s GSM (2013)",
  "iPhone6,2" => "iPhone 5s Global (2013)",
  
  "iPod1,1" => "iPod Touch 1 (2007)",
  "iPod2,1" => "iPod Touch 2 (2008)",
  "iPod3,1" => "iPod Touch 3 (2009)",
  "iPod4,1" => "iPod Touch 4 (2010)",
  "iPod5,1" => "iPod Touch 5 (2012)",
}