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View eggtronix
Hello.
I am seeking first-round seed funding for my new startup, Eggtronix.
We have a dedicated, passionate team of engineers and artists who are passionate about eggs and believe in our new innovation, which will revolutionize the egg industry.
For a long time the refrigerators of households throughout the world have been burdened with half-empty cartons of eggs, untapped potential winding up neglected, rotting shut off from the light, when they could be providing value to the lives of consumers.
That is why we are proud to announce our concept which has the potential to disrupt the industry as we know it and improve lives worldwide: Egg As A Service.
This may sound confusing or bizarre, but when the issue is looked at with a critical and discerning eye, the benefits are clear and the implementation is already familiar to most.
Our team has created a bespoke mobile and web application which provides an easy interface for new and existing customers to sign up, manage billing, get support, and of course, get e
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07-01 01:23:39.967 8446 8446 E LoginActivity: Network Error: Handshake failed
07-01 01:23:39.967 8446 8446 E LoginActivity: javax.net.ssl.SSLHandshakeException: Handshake failed
07-01 01:23:39.967 8446 8446 E LoginActivity: at com.android.org.conscrypt.OpenSSLSocketImpl.startHandshake(OpenSSLSocketImpl.java:432)
07-01 01:23:39.967 8446 8446 E LoginActivity: at okhttp3.internal.connection.RealConnection.connectTls(RealConnection.java:319)
07-01 01:23:39.967 8446 8446 E LoginActivity: at okhttp3.internal.connection.RealConnection.establishProtocol(RealConnection.java:283)
07-01 01:23:39.967 8446 8446 E LoginActivity: at okhttp3.internal.connection.RealConnection.connect(RealConnection.java:168)
07-01 01:23:39.967 8446 8446 E LoginActivity: at okhttp3.internal.connection.StreamAllocation.findConnection(StreamAllocation.java:257)
07-01 01:23:39.967 8446 8446 E LoginActivity: at okhttp3.internal.connection.StreamAllocation.findHealthyConnection(StreamAllocation.java:135)
07-01 01:23:39.967 8
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Date Hours
4/16 4
- Worked over Slack with Jacob to get Arduino and temperature logging working
4/17 1
- Worked on python script for data logging and Arduino script
4/18 4
- Created feature branch for new DS18B20 sensors and created PCB for white LEDs
4/19 1
- Parts selection for IR LED
4/20 1
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Auditory masking - Wikipedia
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IT'S AS IF YOU'RE GOING TO THE ICE CREAM SHOP AND THERE'S 12 FLAVORS, AND IT'S A WEIRD EXPERIMENTAL KIND OF ICE CREAM SHOP, SO THEY'RE STUFF LIKE "PRETZEL" OR "TOOTSIE ROLL" OR "ICE CREAM SUNDAE", AND THEN ONE OF THEM IS JUST, SHIT, LIKE THAT'S IT, IT'S FECES-FLAVORED ICE CREAM.
AND THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE, WASH THE SCOOPS OR ANYTHING.
AND THE OWNER IS LIKE "OH HERE TRY SOME OF THIS FLAVOR IT'S GREAT."
AND YOU'RE LIKE, OKAY, MAYBE THIS IS POSSIBLY OKAY IN SOME WAY, BUT NOPE, IT TASTES LIKE LITERAL ACTUAL SHIT!
AND HE'S JUST LIKE "IT'S EXPERIMENTAL BRAH, IT'S FINE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT."
AND IT'S LIKE, FLAVOR OF THE WEEK, AND THERE'S A NEW STYLE OF CONE THAT'S THE SHIT ICE CREAM FLAVOR, AND IT SELLS REALLY WELL, AND YOU'RE JUST LOOKING AT THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU HAPPILY EATING ICE CREAM FROM THE SHIT FLAVORED ICE CREAM STORE AND WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU'RE STILL THERE.
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today me :see_no_evil::information_desk_person::skin-tone-1: and my daddy :heart_eyes::100::couple: went to :arrow_right:️ the beach :beach_umbrella::heart_eyes::bikini: Daddy :heart_eyes::sweat_drops::couple: said :speech_balloon: that I looked :eyes::tongue: really hot :heart_eyes::fire: in my :see_no_evil: cute pink :sparkling_heart:princess :crown: bikini :bikini::eyes: and that I :information_desk_person::skin-tone-1::sparkling_heart::heart_eyes: was making daddy :couple::person_with_blond_hair::skin-tone-5::heart_eyes: really hard :eggplant::sweat_drops::eyes::tongue: he was angry :rage::rage::weary: at me :heart_eyes::information_desk_person::skin-tone-1::weary::sweat_drops: for making his big daddy dick :sweat_drops::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant: hard :eggplant: in public :beach_umbrella::flushed::see_no_evil::see_no_evil: Daddy said :speech_balloon::person_with_blond_hair::skin-tone-5::sweat_drops: "I'm gonna punish you, princess" :eyes::weary::sweat_drops::eggplant: I didn't know :see_no_evil::tongu
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#!/bin/bash
if [[ $# -eq 0 ]]; then
MAIM_ARGS=""
elif [[ $# -eq 1 ]]; then
MAIM_ARGS=$1
fi
FILENAME=`date '+%F-%H%M%S_maim.png'`
maim $MAIM_ARGS $FILENAME
xclip -selection clipboard -t image/png $FILENAME
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[brighty@skyglow reimagined-happiness]$ bash run_pyramid.sh
Cloning into '.pyenv'...
remote: Enumerating objects: 38, done.
remote: Counting objects: 100% (38/38), done.
remote: Compressing objects: 100% (24/24), done.
remote: Total 16598 (delta 11), reused 29 (delta 10), pack-reused 16560
Receiving objects: 100% (16598/16598), 3.24 MiB | 11.37 MiB/s, done.
Resolving deltas: 100% (11243/11243), done.
Downloading Python-3.7.0.tar.xz...
-> https://www.python.org/ftp/python/3.7.0/Python-3.7.0.tar.xz
View gist:326359ed41d92147de6ac48f2a784b00
filtering images...
loading scan of directory...
/home/brighty/porns/pyramid/
scan done
loading file and magic data (this will take quite a while, but will be cached)
timing get_all_images > filtering > get_allfiles: 0.95282
saving, progress: 743 743 100.0
done
timing get_all_images > filtering: 0.96063
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