Grey Leno: Welcome back to "The Grey Leno Show"! We have a very special guest today. Please welcome, the one and only, Mr. Pencil!
Mr. Pencil enters the stage, looking like a regular pencil with a smiley face on the eraser.
Audience: confused silence
Grey Leno: So, Mr. Pencil, tell us, what's it like being a pencil?
Mr. Pencil stares blankly