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ceejbot / npm-client-log
Created Mar 25, 2014
typical publish failure
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opsbot|master ⇒ npm publish
npm http PUT
npm http 400
npm ERR! publish Failed PUT 400
npm ERR! Error: illegal_database_name Name: 'error.html'. Only lowercase characters (a-z), digits (0-9), and any of the characters _, $, (, ), +, -, and / are allowed. Must begin with a letter.: opsbot
npm ERR! at RegClient.<anonymous> (/usr/local/Cellar/node/0.10.26/lib/node_modules/npm/node_modules/npm-registry-client/lib/request.js:237:14)
npm ERR! at Request.self.callback (/usr/local/Cellar/node/0.10.26/lib/node_modules/npm/node_modules/request/request.js:123:22)
npm ERR! at Request.EventEmitter.emit (events.js:98:17)
npm ERR! at Request.<anonymous> (/usr/local/Cellar/node/0.10.26/lib/node_modules/npm/node_modules/request/request.js:893:14)
npm ERR! at Request.EventEmitter.emit (events.js:117:20)
ceejbot / put-lylog.log
Last active Aug 29, 2015
all puts from lylog 3/26/2013
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[root@npm-lylog-1 ~]# cat `svcs -L npm-lylog` | grep PUT2014-03-25T12:10:01Z "-" "PUT /mincer" 503 "node/v0.10.25 linux x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-fra1233-FRA"
2014-03-25T12:10:03Z "-" "PUT /stylus-test-runner" 503 "node/v0.10.20 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-lo80-LHR"
2014-03-25T12:10:05Z "-" "PUT /grunt-user-story" 503 "node/v0.10.26 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-am72-AMS"
2014-03-25T12:10:08Z "-" "PUT /lake" 503 "node/v0.10.15 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-fra1223-FRA"
2014-03-25T12:10:12Z "-" "PUT /mincer" 503 "node/v0.10.25 linux x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-fra1235-FRA"
2014-03-25T12:10:15Z "-" "PUT /stylus-test-runner" 503 "node/v0.10.20 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-lo83-LHR"
2014-03-25T12:10:21Z "-" "PUT /staticcharge" 503 "node/v0.10
ceejbot / 503-lylog.log
Created Mar 25, 2014
503 log segment, 5:51am PDT 3/25/2014
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[root@npm-lylog-1 ~]# tail -f `svcs -L npm-lylog` | grep 5032014-03-25T12:46:21Z "-" "PUT /more-fs" 503 "node/v0.10.26 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-fra1222-FRA"
2014-03-25T12:46:31Z "-" "PUT /more-fs" 503 "node/v0.10.26 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-fra1233-FRA"
2014-03-25T12:46:49Z "-" "PUT /xtpl" 503 "node/v0.10.21 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-ty67-TYO"
2014-03-25T12:46:54Z "-" "PUT /stylus-test-runner" 503 "node/v0.10.20 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-lcy1131-LCY"
2014-03-25T12:47:11Z "-" "PUT /stylus-test-runner" 503 "node/v0.10.26 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-lcy1122-LCY"
2014-03-25T12:47:21Z "-" "PUT /xtpl" 503 "node/v0.10.21 darwin x64" "MISS" "74oXFmUymQt07TkgNctGkn--F_SkimDB" "cache-ty68-TYO"
2014-03-25T12:47:31Z "-" "PUT /image-set-polyfill" 503 "

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ceejbot /
Last active Dec 23, 2015
Things to do for nodebots day
  1. Party rentals from here: ASERentals. Arrange on Monday if possible.
  2. Bottled water in quantity.
  3. Canned soda in quantity.
  4. Large plastic buckets for drinks.
  5. DAY BEFORE: Mail to all attendees with directions from 101 & suggestions for what to bring.
  6. DAY OF: Ice in bags. Maybe beer.
  7. DAY OF: Bring all your toys.
  8. DAY OF: Taco order mid-morning.
ceejbot /
Last active Mar 14, 2019
A summary of things I miss about Github when I use Stash.

What I miss about github

See this Cloudup stream for visual references.

The short answer is that I miss everything. There is no comparing the two projects. Stash's feature set is a shadow of Github's.

What a project looks like on Github:

What a project looks like on Github

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team-cave-newt:master* λ node camera.js
ceejbot / secure-client.js
Last active Dec 10, 2015
A node https server/client pair that uses client certs to authorize clients.
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#!/usr/bin/env node
var fs = require('fs'),
https = require('https');
// We pass our client key & cert to the http agent,
// which we then use to make the request.
var agentOptions = {
key: fs.readFileSync('client.key'),
cert: fs.readFileSync('client.crt'),
ceejbot / 1_problem.js
Created Aug 24, 2012
An error-handling pattern for node.js
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function functionThatMightThrow(input)
return JSON.parse(input);
function putTogetherSomeData(input, callback)
var result = {};
redis.get(input, function(err, reply)
ceejbot / requester.js
Created Jun 9, 2012
ZeroMQ req socket example for node.js
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var zmq = require('zmq');
var requester = zmq.socket('req');
requester.on('message', function(data)
console.log('got messsage: ' + data.toString('utf8'));
var endpoint = 'tcp://';
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