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var http = require("http"),
    url = require("url"),
    path = require("path"),
    fs = require("fs")
    port = process.argv[2] || 8888;

http.createServer(function(request, response) {

  var uri = url.parse(request.url).pathname
    , filename = path.join(process.cwd(), uri);

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test

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
COLUMNS=$(tput cols)
echo $COLUMNS
for i in $(seq 0 $((COLUMNS - 2)))
do
    echo -ne "\033[2K\r"
    echo -n "["
    yes = | head -n $i | tr -d "\n"
    if [ $((COLUMNS - 2 - i)) != 0 ]
    then

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
COLUMNS=$(tput cols)
for i in $(seq 1 $((COLUMNS - 2)))
do
    echo -ne "\033[2K\r"
    echo -n "["
    yes = | head -n $i | tr -d "\n"
    if [ $((COLUMNS - 2 - i)) != 0 ]
    then
        yes " " | head -n $((COLUMNS - 2 - i)) | tr -d "\n"

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GetKSamples(stream S, int k):
  samples = list of length k            // samples is the list we'll return
  for i gets 1...k:
    samples[i] = next item in S         // Add the first five items in the 
                                        //  stream to samples
  l <- k                                // Count of things seen so far
  while S is not done
    x <- next item in S
    l <- l+1                            // Increment count
    if Random(l) <= k                   // With 5/l probability...

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# Clears all iTerm scrollback
# Useful to run before commands with long output
# (simply scroll to top to find beginning of output)
c () {
	echo "\033]50;ClearScrollback\x7"
}

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Dogs are cute
It is a myth that dogs are color blind
Dogs DO have better low-light vision than humans because of a special light-reflecting layer behind their retinas
A German Shepherd guide dog led her blind companion the entire 2100 mile Appalachian Trail
If never spayed or neutered, a female dog, her mate, and their puppies could produce over 66,000 dogs in 6 years!
Dogs’ only sweat glands are between their paw pads
Like human babies, Chihuahuas are born with a soft spot in their skull which closes with age
The breed Lundehune has 6 toes and can close its ears
Teddy Roosevelt’s dog, Pete, ripped a French ambassador’s pants off at the White House
President Lyndon Johnson had two beagles named Him and Her

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from flask import *
import random
import json

app = Flask(__name__)

@app.before_request
def before_request():
    raw_text = open('facts.txt').read()
    g.facts = raw_text.split('\n')

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/* File: simp3.k */

requires "arithbool.k"

module SIMP3-SYNTAX
  imports ARITHBOOL-SYNTAX
  imports ARITHBOOL-SEMANTICS

/*
ARITHBOOL-SYNTAX introduces (variable free) arithmetic and boolean

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server {
    listen 80;
    server_name wiki.shroba.io w;

    client_max_body_size 15M;
    client_body_buffer_size 128k;

    root /usr/share/nginx/www/wiki;
    index doku.php;