JavaScript Will Listen - By Bella Morningstar

javascript_will_listen.txt

Artist: https://twitter.com/mandylauderdale

I wouldn't be so alone 
If my Github followers lived in my home
Alex Russell would send a pull request
But I'd be too busy
Return to San Francisco by nine
That guy Brendan Eich, did he see my sign 
He makes me smile all the time 
His lines of code would compliment mine

I will code and JavaScript will listen 
See them bow at my every word 
Douglas Crockford look at what you're missing 
Doesn't that seem a little absurd 
Bow at my every word


I'll make an iPhone fart app
And I'll make millions cause they'll buy this crap
I'll do a post on Hacker News
They'll call me their saviour 
Now the brogrammers deserted this place
Because TraceMonkey beat V8 in a race
But I'll be back home in May
To preannounce my alpha

I will code and JavaScript will listen 
See them bow at my every word 
Douglas Crockford look at what you're missing
Oh how I wish I could stay and hang
But I don't understand what I just sang

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Performed with an instrumental track of "I Will Talk and Hollywood Will Listen," by Robbie Williams
New lyrics, written for JSConf.eu, by Malte Ubl, Joe McCann & Mandy Lauderdale