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crayzeigh / gay.txt
Last active June 2, 2023 15:48
COLOR CODES FOR FAGS & DYKES
RED..... LEFT (pocket): "Gay Revolutionary"; RIGHT: "Gay Guerilla"
BURGUNDY..... LEFT: "I kill straights"; RIGHT: "I only maim them"
SALMON..... LEFT: "Wanted by F.B.I."; RIGHT: "Not wanted now, but possibly in the future"
PINK..... LEFT: "Witch"; RIGHT: Warlock
ORANGE...... DELETED!!!
PURPLE..... LEFT:"Born of Gay parents"; RIGHT: "Only one parent was Gay"
LAVENDER..... LEFT: "Underground. Just out for a breath of air"; RIGHT: "Prefer using grenades"
AQUA..... LEFT: "Dyke Squad"; RIGHT: "Het patrol"
BLACK..... LEFT: "I manufacture machine guns"; RIGHT: "Bullets only"
GRAY..... LEFT: "Faggot is the most beautiful word I've ever heard": RIGHT: "Dyke is the most beautiful word I've ever heard"
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crayzeigh / EquinixPingGolf.md
Last active November 9, 2022 18:05
Instructions for playing Ping Golf at the Equinix booth for Kubecon Detroit 2022

Equinix Ping Golf Instructions

The goal of Ping Golf is to bring up a server in an Equinix Metal metro and see how close it is to our servers announcing the anycast IP. The closest person (with the lowest latency to the server) wins!

Just for participating you'll be entered for a random drawing to win a Lego Datacenter, but if you're the lowest score at the end of the day, you automatically win one!

Instructions for play

  1. Create a new Equinix Metal account at https://console.equinix.com/sign-up
  2. Use the code kubecondetroit to get $500 in credit
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crayzeigh / turkey.md
Created January 10, 2022 01:58
A recipe for dealing with All The Turkey

All The Turkey Recipe

This is a recipe for dealing with a whole turkey tweaked based on what I have available and assembled from a few places. It deals with everything from brine, to bird to gravy to soup and is my personal answer for "great you have a whole turkey, now what?"

Some notes on what to adjust: If you're buying a bird that is injected or pre-brined "in a solution of at least some percentage of whatever" you probably want to skip the brining process or greatly reduce the time and/or salt used to avoid an overly salty bird. If you don't have a smoker, probably look up roasting times and temps for your oven since the low and slow smoke flavor won't really matter to you.

Thaw

If your turkey is frozen, look up the thaw temperatures for how big it is, but probably will have to move it to the fridge about a week or so before you want to cook it. If you forget, you can do a hot-water thaw in the sink. It'll still take most of a day.

#!/bin/bash
email="you@domain.com"
body="Start: $(date)
Checking for new images...
$(/bin/docker-compose -f /path/to/docker-compose.yml pull --no-parallel 2>&1)
Updating changed containers...
$(/bin/docker-compose -f /path/to/docker-compose.yml up -d 2>&1)
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crayzeigh / docker-compose-update.sh
Last active March 3, 2021 23:08
Bash Script for automated docker container updates
#!/bin/bash
email="email@domain.com"
# All work done inside body variable to avoid unnecessary writes to disk for raspi
body="Start: $(date)
Checking for new images...
$(/bin/docker-compose -f /path/to/docker-compose.yml pull --no-parallel 2>&1)
Updating changed containers...

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