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["Where are all my Asian ricers at? And what do you drive? Pic for attention*\n\nedit: follow me on ig @kennyywen\nI dont have much on my ig just an fyi","VANCOUVER 🇨🇦 LADIES, ARE YOU TIRED 😴 OF GETTING PLAYED BY FUCKBOIS 🙅🏻‍♂️???? Looking for your perfect mans? Don’t look on Tinder. Don’t look on East meets East. Don’t look on Bumble. LOOK NO FURTHER. I present to you my bro Peter Pham. 😛\n\nThis 24 year old 5’10 Vietnamese man can be your nuoc papí with dat chả giò 🍆 NAW’M SAYIN 😏\n\nWith so many tingz to do in Vancouver this holiday season, Peter’s the perfect companion!\n\nPROS: \n* Will pick you up and drop you off to your door step like the gentleman he is 🚙💨\n* Laugh at all of your jokes & make you laugh just as much 🤪\n* VERY FAMILY ORIENTATED!!!! LOVES KIDS TOO!!!! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👶🏻\n* Is a down ass bitch and is willing to do whatever to make you smile 💪🏼😤\n* LOVES to nap so you best believe he’s a good cuddler ladies 😉\n* The most caring person ever! you’ll never shed a tear with this one 🙅🏻‍♂️😢\n* Can go from rave bae to wholesome couch potato within seconds! Best of both worlds 🌎\n\nCONS:\n* Will disappear at raves but will find his way back to you \n* Locks himself out of his phone whenever he’s drunk\n* Is a workaholic so your schedules might clash but you know he got dat shmoney honey 🤑\n* Gets very competitive in card games but that just shows that he’s passionate \n* Isnt super active on social media BUT that just means he’s more focused on you 😏\n\nWant to know more about Peter?? Don’t be shy ladies! Slide into his dms. His ig is @peterpham_ OR if you’re too shy just give me a shout and I can connect yall. I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP 💖\n\n","For all my Vancouver people, let’s celebrate the holidays together 🎉 🎉\n\nhttps://www.facebook.com/events/263788751156757/?ti=ia","🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 PITTSBURGH & DC AREA 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨\n\nAre you sick of going through all these posts but none of them seem to be the right fit for you? 🤷🏻‍♀️\n\nLet me introduce to you ❗️ Adam Tucker ❗️He may not seem like your type at first but give him a minute he'll woo you right off your feet 😍\n\nIt might not look like it at first, but he's the epitome of male physique. Perfect for being either big 🥄 or little 🥄.\n\nHe's 21 and currently a senior studying Stat and Econ at Carnegie Mellon University. He's got a job lined up at the Federal Reserve. 💰💵💸🤑(6 figures for all them gold diggers)\n\nYou can call him DADDY or OPPA it doesn't matter.\n\nPros:\n⚡️ Fluent in Korean 🇰🇷 and Romance 😘\n⚡️ 5'11\", 6'0\" in Sperrys\n⚡️ 3.86 gpa \n⚡️ Cash flow 💸🤑\n⚡️ Always dresses to impress 👔\n⚡️ Thicc Butt but even Thiccer Heart 🍑\n⚡️ Can be your instagram bf 📸\n⚡️ Will be your Rave bae \n⚡️ Parties hard but snuggles harder\n⚡️ Asian parents will love him \n⚡️ Doesn't get asian glow\n⚡️ Not lactose intolerant\n\nCons:\n💥 Might break your heart 💔\n💥 Pale \n💥 Sometimes dresses in Naruto costumes \n💥 Pale \n💥 Will probably get to drunk \n💥 Tiny package \n💥 Pale\n\nlooking for anyone with a working heart\n\nfeel free to dm on facebook or IG @adamt182\n(serious inquires only)\n\n","Curious on how many people actually shoot their shots\nHave you shot your shot?","💦💦Looking for a rave bae?? THAT’S LAME AF GET AN ACTUAL DJ INSTEAD💦💦\n\nName: Jacob Lin 🇭🇰 from HK, 22\nrn: DC/SaltiBalti\n@jacobyslin\n\n💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻SLIDE IN ALREADY💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻\n✅✅PROS✅✅\n\n🎶🎧 LITERALLY A DJ 🎧🎶\nFEATURED TRACK ON ⚡️PROXIMITY⚡️\n-slide into DMs & ask him about it 😉\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw82na6UpEw\nhttps://soundcloud.com/thirdculturekidsound\n\n🚶🏻‍♂️KNOWS HOW TO SHUFFLE 🚶🏻‍♂️\n-eh, it’s the effort that counts\n-will also carry the camelbak\n\n♨️CAN CARRY YOU IN CONVERSATION♨️\n-can talk to u about illenium, deep learning, or ab how they did surgery on a goddam grape\n-literally parent charmer\n\n👻GOOFY AF👻\n-big smile guy\n-made a song called “your mom is really nice” in \ncantonese (if u kno u kno)\n\n\u2028🧠CS DEGREE FINISHING HIS MASTERS 🧠\n-tHe JoHnS hOpKinS uNiVeRSitY\n-smart boi he can let ur parents brag ab how you've finally found such a nice asian boy & aren't crazy anymore\n\n💰WORKING AT MICROSOFT NEXT YEAR💰 \n🎆🎆PICTURE THIS🎆🎆 It's Christmas. All your aunties are around, but your mom is talking to that one whose daughter you were always compared to. Your mom leans in, her lips part softly as the anticipation of what's about to come excites her like no other. Her heart is pounding. Her lips curl into a slight grin, as the words begin to crawl up her throat. She's whispering, but lowkey she wants everyone in the room to hear:\n\"_______'s boyfriend? That guai boi over there? He works at MiCrOsOfTtt\"\n-seattle girls wya\n-lowkey though he doesn’t know anyone & it would really help him out!\n\n👏🏼GUAI BOY WITH SLIGHT FUCCBOI TENDENCIES👏🏼\n-wild but also mild\n-mild but also wild\n\n➕✖️IN LOVE WITH MARTIN GARRIX➕✖️\n-just like u\n-also into bass house & **a tiny bit** of dubstep\n-illenium obviously (also just like u, u basic ass bitch)\n\n‼️CONS‼️\n-wakes up late as hell wtf\n-loves martin garrix (if u r like me this is a con)\n\n🥟CONCLUSION🥟\nHE WILL BAG EVERY BAO, YEET EVERY YOUTIAO, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY HE WILL bring the emotional stability you need in your life & love you the way you've always imagined, just like in the movies\n\n","As you all know, Sky joined this dating site not too long ago and became a hit sensation. Today, we release a short clip of his interview regarding the commotion he’s been receiving. Please give this handsome cloud your 45 second of undivided attention 😊","Tired of fuccbois harassing you? Want a wholesome man who can PROTECC you but also ATTACCC? \nLOOK NO FURTHER. \nMEET: Alvin Chau\nLOCATION: NYC/Binghamton\nHEIGHT: 6’ \nthis HANDSOME WHOLESOME AWESOME CHAUSOME;) man is the best man you will ever find 🤭🤭🤭\n\nPROS\n-BLACKKK BELT IN TAEKWONDO SO YOU KNOW HE CAN FUCC ANYONE UP 💪💪\nSOME SAY HE’S BLACK BELOW THE BELT TOO 🤭🤭🤭\n\n-GYM BOIII HE CAN EVEN DO A SPLITTT 😍😍😍\n\n-CARES FOR HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY THRU THICK AND THIN 😱😱😱\n\n-HAS A CUTE DOGGO 🐶🐶🐶\n\n-TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD (JAPAN&KOREA THIS WINTER) YOU CAN BE HIS TRAVEL BUDDY 😳🤪😉\n\n-WILL GO SHOT FOR SHOT WITH YOU AND CARRY YOU AROUND AND PROTECC YOU WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK\n\n-STANDING AT 6 FEET TALL SO YOU KNOW THEM SHOULDER RIDES WILL BE THE BEST YOU’LL EVER HAVE\n\nCONS\n-probably more flexible than you :’\n-tomato after 1 shot\n\n@Alvin Chau\nSC: alvinchau825\nIG: chau_alvin\n\n","LADIES!!! HERE'S AN UNPRECENDENTED 2 FOR 1 DEAL!!!!!!\n\nMy bro Jingqi Wei and I r looking for wholesome girls :D \nMy mom is like \"Go get a GF and stop calling me every week\" so yeah... \nSorry we dont have those really nice HD pics :O but its what's inside that counts :D \nNB. we r not gay -_- not polygamous\nNB. in the first pic: Jingqi Wei (right), me (left)\n\nJingqi Weiiiiiiiiii \nPros: Has won el cutie del ano for 21 consecutive years :D \n- 181 cm, BioEng @McGill & smart AF \n- Godlike signer ;) hahaha\n- Entrepreneur \n- Funny :OOO \n- will cook u food & write u poetry (what else do u want?) \n- Karate black belt so 安全感\n- V good with kids :P \n- Gros gars ALL THE WAY\nCon: has me as brooooooo :OOOO\n\nMeeee: IG izu_uuuuu \nPros: \n- Avg asian -_- Firs Class mark @ imperial college \n- will text first haha \n- Low maintenance: packs lunch every day \n- that's about it really...\nCons: \n- Can only either play guitar or sing (not together sorry....\n- Will invite u to write a paper on S.A.D using text & image analyses to determine what kind of posts gets the most likes & link back to modern human evolution, selection & fitness hahaha\n- Study & chill only hahaha\n\n","💦😫ATTENTION THIRSY ASS SINGLE BOIIIZZZ 💦 😫 (and girls she doesn’t judge) \n❌ TIRED OF EXERCISE AND GOING OUT CLUBBING CONSTANTLY? ❌\n✔️ NEED A WHOLESOME (sedentary and weeaboo) GIRL TO CUDDLE AND WARM YOU FOR THE WINTER WHILE YOU NETFLIX AND CHILL? ✔️\nLOOK NO FURTHER:\n😳Here to quench your thirst is the most adorable, white washed Boba Bae you’ve ever seen😮\n💕 Meet Jenny Dong 💕\n5 foot 5 (solid 5/5 😍)\n👌🏻 25 and still looks like a snack 👌🏻\n🥢 100% Mainland China 🥢 with a homey Canadian maple syrup twist\nLives in Vancouver so reach @ all y’all MeTrO VaN singles 🚌🚕🚗🛵\n💉Works at a LAB TECH 🔬(💸 INDEPENDENT BALLIN’ ASIAN GRILL WHO PAYS FOR ALL HER OWN STUFFAND MAY PAY FOR YOURS TOO IF YOU’RE CUTE ENOUGH 💸)\n\nPROS: \n- 💅 is a makeup god 👄 😘😘😘\n- 👀 hella cute even without makeup 👀\n- wholesome wifey material\n- will 😆 laugh 😂 at all your 😁 dumb jokes 😮\n- can alternate between your dream ABG or a responsible lady with a full time job (for your parents 🤩) \n- 👌🏻 will offer to pay every single date 👌🏻\n- has great fashion sense \n- enjoys cosplaying (for you closet weeaboos 😏)\n- 👀 IS ACTUALLY HALF DECENT AT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 👀\n- Likes to play video games (will smack you in Mario kart)\n- 🐸 is a dank memer 🐸\n- has good taste in anime 😎 😎 😎\n- Atheist so you guys can sleep in together on Sundays\n- 💯 LOW MAINTANENCE AF, always chillax and understanding 💯 \n- 😽😽Loves cats 😽😽\n- 🔥 Is a great artist so she can draw you like one of her French girls 🔥\n- Super sweet🍰 like the dessert🍨 she always eats🍦 (cause you are what you eat🍫)\n\nCONS: \n- has shitty internet so can’t reply back as fast as you want her to (👻👻definitely not ghosting👻👻)\n- Can’t cook for shit (burns toast like wtf)🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥\n- Is kinda in love with herself (can’t stop staring at herself in the mirror 🤔)\n- 🙅‍♀Has a grudge against foreheads😕\n- 😡Always salty in games 😡\n- Prefers cats over dogs 😿\n- 💨Farts a lot 😷\n- Is a dirty weeb 🤬\n\nSLIDE INTO HER DMs BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 💩\n\n","🚨🚨ATTENTION🚨🚨YOU THIRSTY💦💦MFS😤😤\nAre you a guy?\nAre you looking for a yeojachingu/irl waifu body pillow?\n\nLOOK NO FURTHER THAN MY GOOD CHINGU Andrea Lu! This 18 y/o heartthrob hailing from NYC is a CERTIFIED ABG (asian bao girl) (she eats a lot of bao) and is seeking her BOBA OPPA. Standing at a WHOPPING 5 FEET 5 lINCHES, her versatile height allows her to reach the top shelf for you shortbois out there AND serve as an armrest for my tall brethren. Side note: If you play the saxophone, you already have her heart.\n\nPros: \n-can take some bomb pics for you, she has that 50MM ON DECK AT ALL TIMES\n-always orders 50% sugar in her JASMINE MILK TEA WITH LYCHEE JELLY (i just pyo) so u KNOW shes all about that HEALTHY LIFESTYLE\n-Her jawline is a 90 DEGREE ANGLE so she is always LOOKIN RIGHT💅\n-Again, will provide you with obscure flavored Kit Kats🍫\n-Actually listens to your music suggestions, if any\n-currently majoring in FASHION DESIGN💁‍♀️💁‍♀️, is a FASION ICON\n-a PIANO 🎹 VIRTUOSO, can play Redbone very elegantly (seen here)\n-a wholeMom at times, will look after you like her life depends on it🤱\n-Will literally make you clothes from scratch if you’re too broke to buy any\n-BILINGUAL, ENGLISH🇺🇸and CHINESE🇨🇳\n-avid Anime watcher, big fan of Totoro\n-Likes Kpop (minus the hella girly groups like Twice and Loona)\n-Can save money 💰💵💴like no other, and she works so she is always chasing that bread 🥖 \n-Book smart🧐 🧐but more importantly street smart😎😎\n-Will provide all the cuddles that y’all so DESPERATELY NEED FOR THIS UPCOMING WINTER 🥶🥶\n\nCons: \n-has hoes\n-works and goes to school so no time for games😤😤\n-is TOO damn nice sometimes (but is that really a con??🧐🧐) \n-doesn’t own a Canada Goose parka \n-can’t do the asian squat\n\nWHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???? GO HIT HER UP ON IG AND FOLLOW @andeulea.z. SALE ENDS SOON!!\n\n","🛑🛑🛑🛑(Real inquiries only. 🛑🛑🛑🛑I will sponsor boba for the dates) My 🌧🌧🌧Vancouver/UBC and ☀️☀️☀️Bay Area/Stanford ASIANS🍚🍚🍚 here please give this man a HOLLA💪💪💪.\n\n😘😍This man is a traveller, 🤩food lover, badminton😻🙀😽 player and a hopeless romantic.💋 Not your average party bois but binge watching The Office at night🙋‍♂️ and listen to him playing guitar🌹🌹🌹\n\nMa SENPAI/Mentor/Boi Paul Liu (https://www.facebook.com/paul.liu.3572)\n\n😍Age:25\n😍Height: 6'0\n😍Location: Vancouver/Bay Area\n😍😍Hobbies: guitar/badminton\n😍😍Varsity Team: UBC/STANFORD BADMINTON TEAM\n😍😍😍Canadian Olympian in badminton in the making \n😍😍😍Math/Physics at UBC and Stanford PHD in CS\n\nPROS:\n💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Low key but fire. No gym selfies, no weird flex but he has SIX PACKS and doesn't miss LEG DAYS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥\n\n💦‼️‼️‼️‼️Romantic and high EQ. He is the type of guys who would fly to every corner of this world for you‼️‼️‼️‼️\n\n💦🤭🤭🤭🤭This man cooks the best curry and chicken katsu. His breakfast is the first thing you see in the morning🤭🤭🤭🤭\n\n💦📣📣📣📣He is the definition of boba and badminton. He started to throw his badminton trophies away because there is not enough space📣📣📣📣\n\n---------\n🍚🍚NOW lets talk about some Asian fundamentals (gotta make MAMA proud):\n\nMy boi got 💕💕100%💕💕 on 11 courses in his undergrad\n\nHis scholarships since Uni (weird flex but okie):\n\n💕2017 Stanford School of Engineering Fellowship\n2💕017 Mackenzie King Open Scholarship\n201💕6 David W. Strangway Fellowship\n2015💕–2016 Walter C. Koerner Fellowship\n2015 💕Computer Science Merit Scholar\n2015-2💕017 NSERC CGS-M Grant\n2015 GS💕S Open Scholar Award\n2015 Phys💕ics and Astronomy Undergraduate Scholarship\n2014–2015 💕Reginald Palliser-Wilson Scholarship\n2014 John C💕ollison Memorial Scholarship\n2014 Dharma 💕Master Chuk Mor Memorial Scholarship\n2013 Dorothy Gl💕adys Studer Memorial Scholarship\n2013 Volkoff S💕cholarship\n2013 Rick S💕ample Memorial Scholarship\n2012 W.H💕. MacInnes Scholarship\n2012 N💕SERC USRA Research Award\n2011💕–2013 Trek Excellence Scholarship\n20💕10 President’s Entrance Scholarship\n💕2010 BC Provincial Examination Scholarship\n\nMy boys' resume:\nhttps://cs.stanford.edu/people/paulliu/files/webcv.pdf\n😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫\n\nCons:\n😫😫He is in love too quick👌🏻👌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💦💦💦💦\n\nReal inquires only. Feel free to DM him directly or DM me if you wish to arrange a date with him in Vancouver/Bay Area\n\n","Helloooooo. This goes to all of the OC boys out there interested in having a taste of the rainbow 🌈 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜 Here is the love of my life. We’ve been high school sweet hearts since freshman year of high school. Sadly, I do not acquire the genitals to satisfy my boyfriend since he recently came out of the closet. I love him very much and do wish nothing but the best for him. Although he got me feeling Kris Jenner’s heart break, I still love him.\n\nPros\n- can play a few instruments\n- DANCES\n- a weeboo and a koreaboo. Why get one can you can have both? AMMMM I RIITTEEE?\n- Photographer\n- Willing to drive far for you\n- Great at head.\n- D2B\n- Always down to try new things\n- Loves boiling point, korean fried chicken, and vieYUMese guys\n- great to talk to all day errrrrday\n- rave bae as fuck #plur\n- said the sky on the street, but excision in the sheets (; \n- can handle his alcohol \nCons\n- fucking clingy \n- dramatic when doesn’t have attention\n- clingy\n- C\n- L\n- I\n- N\n- G\n- Y\n\nOverall, he cute or w/e.\n\n","Everyone here is low key looking for someone to smash but I’m here to look for someone to SUPER SMASH BROS with. I have zilch (0) friends who play smash and I think it’s time for me to TIP THE SCALES and make some friends. It’d be a PITy if I played smash without any friends honestly. We can chat about who the new DLC fighters might be or about how much we love Sakurai or about how Waluigi will never be in Smash – anything! Hit me up if you want to be Smash buddies or add me as a friend on the Switch! IKE like it if we could be friends 🙂\n\nSW-2511-5294-9717\n\nEdit: if you added me, dm me so we can chat and maybe battle in the future!!","when you're so single af, your boyz tag you in every post in SAD","Attention all female shoppers, we have our last product Nick Wang on sale RIGHT NOW!!!! BLACK FRIDAY AIN'T OVER YET!!!\n\nAre you looking for a TALLLLL FINEEEEE gentleman????? 👌👌👌👌\nWell look no further than Nicholas Wang this man is 6' 2\" with BIG HANDS and a BIGGER HEART.\nHe is a bonafide gent who is looking for a sweet wholesome gal to have deep conversations with 🧐🧐🧐\nand just some good o'le cute wholesome time together\n~ Serious Inquiries Only ~\n\nOriginating from San Francisco\n- if you from SoCal, he can show you all the fire food and boba, but if you from the bae area, he knows all the romantic, artsy date spots for those IG posts\n- Attending Cal Poly SLO\n- Home of the Mustangs so he knows how to RIDEEE 😜😜 and Asians are limited, so get'em while they're HAWT\nAge: 19\n\nPros:\n- He can reach the HIGHEST shelves for you\n- NOT an absolute fuccboi unit\n- the big bio major, meaning he knows the way around your heart ♥️\n- Taking OCHEM and can tutor you 🙂 but can also teach some other chemistry 😉😉😉\n- Might only be a second year but already has those sweet sweet research opportunities 😯 can do the hook ups 😉\n- very multi talented: he can SING, he can DANCE, he can COOK, and he will do it ALL for you!!!! 😍😍😍\n- can fit an ENTIRE tangerine in one bite, just think of what that mouth can do?!?!?!\n\nCons:\n- when he drinks water it sounds like a waterfall (very thirsty man) 💦💦💦💦\n- A big sad dude when intoxicated, but will never admit it 😭😢😭 makes for some great emotional talks though\n\nMessage me or him if interested :3!\n*I did not make this bio\n\n","LADIES.\n\nHello I’m back again helping ANOTHER FRIEND. But wait, THERES NOT ONE BUT TWO SINGLE FRIENDS. It’s an amazing BOGO DEAL. And this expires ONCE they’re taken. BUY ONE GET ONE FWEE. That’s right, I said FREE. I introduce to you two very WHOLESOME (I think) boys; Nicolas and Leonard.\n\nAge: 19\nLocation: Bae area boy but a UCI (Nicolas Handoko) & UCLA (Leo)\nMajor: Computer Science (Leo) & Aerospace (Nick)\nHeight: is a secret\n\nPros:\n•not a frat boi (I think, not guaranteed)\n•loves kpop\n•can take care of people\n•is proud of asian glo\n\ncons:\n•will replace you with twice (specifically dahyun for leo)\n•is proud of his asian glo\n\nRequirements: \n•Has to go through Leah and I\n•Has to be able to handle weird kboo phase\n\n","This is Hachi itchi-Ko Pich \nShe’s 4 years old, champion breed shiba inu, mainly known as DOGE. Owner of a pre-med DDIET “dog dad in early twenties.” She’s a feisty 20.3 inches sitting down, weighing roughly 22 pounds on a good day. She almost won dog of the year award at midtown piedmont park, Atlanta-georgia. She’s looking for that special someone because she’s hella picky “she doesn’t have any dog friends.” \nShe loves fetch, like really. Really. Really. Really loves fetch. She loves rubs and little head boops but her feets is a big no. High-5, touch, down, sit and move on command is a few tricks she knows. She will protect you from leaves and raindrops on walkies.\n\nPROS:\n- 99999% loyal af “have you seen the movie I named her after?”\n- Super fit and active.\n- Great guard doge.\n- Pokemon go companion\n- loves fine dining \n- will alway make you smile.\n- super awesome wing-doge\nAnd so much more.\n- Will give you space but needy at the same time.\n- Silent but will always protect you if she dense danger.\n- Will always love you and always be there when you’re down.... like really, she just knows.\n\nCONS: \n- Doesn’t like her paws being touch\n- Tail is also off limits\n- Hates bath time.\n- Will bark at leaves. \n- Might wall you into cars trying to get to the park.\n- Hella expensive food only.\n- Will side eye you and judge you on every aspect of your life “but still loyal AF”\n- A little escape artist \n- Will always be the talk when you bring her around. \n- Doesn’t eat in her dog bowl \n- SHEDS SO MUCH YOU CAN OPEN UP A SMALL HAMSTER STORE. \nMainly I’m just hoping there are other dogs in Atlanta that she might try to befriend.... because she doesn’t have any friends.\n\nShe doesn’t have an ig but here’s her highlight on my ig: \nhttps://www.instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2h0OjE3OTUzMzI1MjA2MD…/\nAnd also our singalongs together \nhttps://www.instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2h0OjE3OTQwMzI1MTc3MT…/\n\nBut you can see more of her on my ig feed @terrencenpich \nJust shoot me a Dm if you wanna meet her in or around midtown Atlanta! \nNote: please excuse the one shirtless pic I have with her but the pic is nice af.\n\n","after joining this group i observed the SAD natural habitat for 10 minutes. identifying and concluding my findings of what’s really up in here; i created a meme. you can’t fool me i know asians are emotionally suppressed clingy infatuated toxic selfish evil psychos SHE WANT DICK BRUH MOVE ON\n\ntook 1 min to make appreciate ya memelord @saminsanity","Name: Hiten Trivedi \nAge: 25\nHeight: 5'11''\nLocation: Boston, MA. (ACTUAL Boston, none of that outside the city nonsense. He also has a CAR in the city. My dude street parks, and if he can parallel park and squeeze into those spots every day with perfection, I'm sure he can squeeze into ur ♥ ♥ ♥ too!!!) \nLooking For: A wholesome, hip gal to be by his side.\n\nAESTHETICS? UNUSUAL HAIR CURL? DO THESE WORDS MEAN ANYTHING TO U? WELL, IF THEY DO, LEMME REDEFINE THEM RQ. 👀👀👀\nLOOK AT THIS BOSTON-BASED SOUTH ASIAN AMERICAN\n🌥 🛥 DREAM BOAT 🛥 🌥\n\nSEE THIS MAN? 🕺 THIS MAN IS THE PROGENITOR OF DDR N' CHILL. EXCEPT WITH ACTUAL DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. ⬅️⬆️⬇️➡️😌😌😌\n(PEEP THE VIDEO!! 😲😲😲)\n\nTHE ONLY STEREOTYPE MY BOI FULFILLS IS BEING A GENE THERAPY SCIENTIST, SO U KNOW HE 💵 🐽 MAKIN' BANK 🐽 💵. \n👫💰👫 HE IS LOOKING FOR A PARTNER TO POWER COUPLE IT UP WITH 👫💰👫 \nALSO, MY BOI READS AND ENJOYS FINE LITERATURE. 📙ANALYZE HARUKI MURAKAMI PASSAGES W/HIM!!📙\n\nTRYNNA GET THAT 80s ANIME \nA E S T H E T IC MIXED W/ THAT \n🎨 ARTISTIC INTEGRITY? HE GOT U. \nHE SHOOTS FILM PHOTOGRAPHY \n(FILM IG:@hiten.film.diary, PERSONAL IG: @hitentrivedi) \n🎞️🎞️🎞️GLORIOUS HIPSTERNESS AWAITS.\n\nCANT FINISH UR PIZZA? 🤔🤔🤔\n4 HOW SLIM-FIT THE SON IS, HE CAN KILL A LARGE PIE ON HIS OWN.\n🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕\n\n📜📜📜FOR EVERY SENTENCE I WRITE, HE CAN SPIN EACH OF EM INTO 2 NOVELS, A SCREENPLAY, A LIVE ACTION, THREE MUSICALS, AND A DIGITAL E-BOOK. HE IS REALLY GOOD WITH WORDS. 😏😏😏 IF U FINNA BRIGHTEN UP UR LIFE, HITEN’S THE MAN 4 U. EVEN I HAD TO CONSULT HIM TO HELP PREP THIS POST.💡💡💡💡\n\nI SEE A LOT OF YOU POSTING ABOUT \n🏡 TERRACE HOUSE 🏡. HE IS MORE THAN CAUGHT UP AND HAPPY TO DISCUSS - ALL THE WAY ON THE JAPANESE SERVER. MY BOI GOES TO 🇯🇵JAPAN🇯🇵 EVERY YEAR AND PLAYS WITH THE BEST DDR PLAYERS AROUND, HE SPEAKS A FAIR BIT OF 日本語 (+MORE LANGUAGES) AND EVEN USED TO LIVE NEAR THE TOKYO HOUSE FROM THE SHOW. HE IS ALSO A SINGLE DEGREE SEPARATION FROM SOME OF THE FORMER CAST MEMBERS. \nHOW DO YOU PERSONALLY BEAT THAT??? \n🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔\n\nA CULTURED, 🗺WELL-TRAVELED🗺 MAN WHO HAS HOPPED AROUND ASIA SOLO AND MADE FRIENDS AND CONNECTIONS ALL OVER. BUT HE'S JUST WAITING FOR THAT \n😍ONE SPECIAL ONE😍 TO SHOW UP.\nHE WANTS TO MAKAN W/ U. 😉 😉 😉\n\n👩 LADIES 👩 DON’T WAIT, 🎯SHOOT🎯 UR SHOT AND SLIDE INTO THEM DMs LIKE THE PIZZA SLIDES INTO OVEN. \n👌👌👌\n\nPS: LOOKIN' 4 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN? MISS WORLD JAPAN 2016 WAS HALF JAPANESE/HALF INDIAN. 🇯🇵 🇮🇳 \nDONT SLEEP ON THE BROWN.\n\n","🚨‼️🚨‼️ EXTENDED CYBER MONDAY STEAL !!🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️ 2 FOR 1 SALE -- cute chinese TWINS 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳\n\nName: jon and jeremy kwan\n\u2028age: 22 (legal bitchess)\u2028\nheight: 12'3\" combined 😩😩😩-- do the math you smart people\n\nPROS:\n\u2028- knows how to sing in every language AND play that acoustic 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶\u2028\n- can't hit the kwan, but can hit that hiiigh~ note\n\u2028- knows how to style that streeet fashion (get those balenciaga daddy shoes) 💦💦💦💦💦\n\u2028- MAJORS: neuroscience and econ (gonna bring in that CASHH MONEYY) 💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑💍🤑\n\u2028- knows how to treat a lady right (who says chivalry is dead)\u2028\n- look like kpop stars? irl Nikhun?!\u2028\n- got that speedy metabolism,, loves to eat out👅💦👅💦👅💦👅💦\n\u2028- in touch with their feminine side (sensible AF?!)💓💓\n\u2028- basically fluent in korean (potential oppa?) -- will watch kdramas with you\n\nCONS:\n\u2028- lowkey look like fobs 💯💯💯\n\u2028- scared of spiders\u2028\n- look better irl so dw ladies\n\u2028- doesn't care about ig ratio (lowkey a pro)\u2028\n- can't speak chinese (elementary level canto)\u2028sad bois\n\u2028- shares icloud account with dad (might get ur number blocked)\u2028\n- from NJ\n\nserious inquiries only !!!\nIG: @jawnkwan @jck_6\n- DM to find out which is which!!!\n\n","Literally a mood when looking at this group","⚠️❗️ATTENTION LADIES❗️⚠️, do I have the man for you (that's right ladies he's an boba oppa 😩😍😭👅💦💦)\n\nI present to you David Seo\nLocation: DMV Area\nAge: 19 (JR year)\nPros:\n- not 6 foot, BUT like 5'8''\n- 100% KOREAN\n-Graduating in May 2020 as a Bachelor of Science in Foreign Service on the PREMED track at GEORGETOWN #jesuitvalues to treat u right🔥\n-Speaks english, korean, AND the power of seduction\n-Communication is key in every relationship; he sends all his messages in size 12 Time New Roman (APA format)\n-Intern at the Johns Hopkins University medical facility\n-EMT volunteer, we stan a man in uniform 😩😍\n- Premed student\n- eyebrows once burned off burned off in an oven fire so his brows are stronger than ever\n\nCons:\n- Premed student\n- likes kdrama more than he likes you\n-Replies in about 4-7 business days\n-Your male friends won't like him, they won't know why but it's probably because they're envious of his good looks\n- will probably spend more time with his friends than you so don't be a jealous gal.\n\nSlide into his dms on instagram @davoseo or\n\n","Name: Jun and Jae (JunJ)\n\nAge: 25/23\n\nLocation: Land of oppas and BTS, South Korea\n\nContact: junj.jun (jun) / jaeyunvibe (jae) / junjvlog (joint)\n\nPros:\n\nThey Korean\nThey got them $$$$$$$$$$$$\nJun owns a bar in Hongdae \nThey funny\nThey speak fluent English and Korean\nSuper chill\nThey actually reply\nThey real\n\nCons:\n\nSometimes too goofy\nLoves drinking\nJun’s old (LOL)\nLoves dogs more than people\n\nVid for ref so you know they not fake:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch…\n\n","Im having an argument with a girl rn. Agree or disagree : it is wholesome when a boy buys a girl bubble tea without her asking\nEdit : they close","","For all my salty brothers and sisters who are constantly third wheeling...haha. Was never planning to cover it but my friends cracked up to the lyrics...not the best singer (warned you) but appreciate the lyrics plz...it's an english rendition of the Korean song what the spring? by 10cm...","📣📣📣📣📣CALLING ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS IN TORONTO AND THE GTA 📣📣📣📣📣\n\nEver met a 东北 QUEEN 👑 who is also a grandma 👵🏼? Meet ✨Jessica Zhang ✨. Looking 👀 for her Business📈 Bae 💏\n\nIG 📷: www.instagram.com/sijias\nLinkedIn 💼: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jessica-sijia-zhang/\n\nSTATS:\n* 20 years OLD 👵🏼\n* 5’3 smol fren \n* Chinese 🇨🇳\n* Grew up in Vancouver 🏔\n* University of Toronto \n* Rotman Commerce (Finance and Econ, not a basic Management bitch) 😤😤😤\n* Aesthetic Bae 🥀🖤🥀🖤�\n\nPROS:\n* Beauty 💄 and BRAINS 📚… Jess really cares about school and her future \n* Responsible party grandma.. Never gets too wild but still has a good time. Always has her pepcid ready 🎉\n* Literally always dressed well (nani the fuck) 🤷🏻‍♀️\n* The most mature and level-headed individual I know…. Her wisdom is beyond everyone’s years \n* JUST ‼️ LOOK 👀 AT＠ HER ⁉️⚠️\n* How is she still single ⁉️⁉️\n* A very generous QUEEN 👸🏻\n* A dancer who knows how to get DOWN 💃\n* So wholesome and loves affection 🌸💞\n* So honest and down to earth\n* Makin money moves 💸 Got a job at BMO and pays her own billz 💰\n* Is the DADDY friend 🤑\n* A fashion icon \n* Has the biggest big dick energy and is looking for someone to match her energy\n* Wants you to do well in life and will help you achieve your goals\n* very kind and soft heart deep down 😇 plz DONT HURT HER 🙄\n* Already went through her gwei-lo phase (DISCLAIMER: that person in one of the pics is a friend and the edit is just for jokes lmao he was the one who wanted the pic edited like this)�\n\nCONS:\n* Too good to be true???? \n* A not-so-subtle Asian. 🙋🏻\n* got a weird hair color by accident but going back to black on wednesday\n* Loves the doggy 🐶 filter a little too much (but then again who doesn't?)\n* Has overprotective friends who are not afraid to throw hands 🥊 Do Not break her heart. 😡�\n\nANYWAYS JUST SLIDE INTO HER DMS DON’T BE SHY SHE DOESN’T BITE (unless u ask, consent is 🔑)\n\n","Just thought I'd share something (hopefully relevant) I wrote back in 2014 and forgot about LOL. \nAmidst all the 🔥gorgeous🔥 people in this group, I hope y'all all meet who you're looking for out there :')","Spice up your life with this Burma girl. 🌟🔥💥 your future 老婆 got what you need.\n\nPros:\n5’5”. Just tall enough to look classy af. 💃🏻 \n23 years old. 🎉🎊 So you know she’s over the baby girl BS. \nShe’s a CHEMISTRY TeEAcHErrrr. Did someone say ဆရာမကိုဘဲ အသဲစြဲေအာင္ ခ်စ္မိၿပီ\nTRYlingual so she can impress your momma in English (It’s so nice to finally meet you, I’ve heard so much about you!) 🇺🇸, Burmese မဂၤလာပါ အန္တီ 🇬🇭 and 哈哈 and smile politely in Mandarin 🇨🇳 \nCOOKS EVERY FRIGGIN DAY. 🍜🍗🍝🥘🍖🥗🍤🥪🌭 whaaaa??? 👋🏻👋🏼👋🏻👋🏼 hunger. Hello 👏🏼life. 👏🏼changing. လက္ဖက္သုပ္ 🥙\nGym with this chick at Balance. 🏋🏻‍♀️🏋🏻‍♂️ She needs a trainer so anything you show her will be for YOUR benefit 🍑🍑🍑\n\nCons:\nWill call you ကိုကို or 哥哥.\nBusy. Only got time for you in the after hours. ⌛️🕰🕘⏳⏰\nWill beat you in beer pong. 🍺🍻🍺🍻💯\nWill love you so much you don’t know what to do with it. ❤️💜💞💓💗💖💖💙💛🧡❣️💘💝💟..... yeah. \nWill sing 童话， 安静 and Yellow - Katherine Ho (Chinese version) at karaoke like her life depends on it. 🎤🎼🎶🎵\n\nWHOLESOME. BUT You can’t spell wholesome without the HO 😉\n\nand her HO is in The Beer Factory/Attic, Yangon, Myanmar.\n\nSeriously, she’s been single for years. Boy need to step up and just make it happen cus she just signed up for subtle Asian matches. SMH.\n\nALSO so she can give her poor friends some REAL advice from experience.\n\nPeep at her insta: kristiekyaw\n\nKthxbye\n\n","HEY BOYS! Are u all tired of seeing girls way out of your league on here? Well you’re in luck! Here’s an average Joe for u! 😂 Follow her on IG: sophieliang24 and slide into her DMs! Only on sale for a limited time!!! \n21 - 5’7 - Boston - UMA - Public Health major (3.7 GPA)\nPros:\n- Will be your rave bae \n- Loves food\n- Can out drink u (in bubble tea)\n- Can cook and make u bubble tea \n- Will gym with you \n- Love dogs \n- Is my best friend\n\nCons:\n- Will probably eat your food and drink your boba\n- Can’t drive\n- Uses too many filters (a.k.a catfish!!!)\n- Probably will ignore u and leave u on read (But don’t let that stop u from shooting your shot)\n\n","LOOKING FOR A SUGAR DADDY? A FRUCTOSE FATHER? A GLUCOSE GUARDIAN?\n\nI PRESENT TO YOU Kobi Pollard, A CRAZY RICH (half) ASIAN AT MCGILL UNIVERSITY 🇨🇦\n\nEdit: my boi goes to sleep at like 9pm so he may not respond to your horny late night DMs right away 👀👀","❗️❗️⛔️HOL’ UP HOL UP’ THERE MISSY CAN I SEE SOME ID? ONLY A🅱️GS PAST THIS POINT SOZ⛔️❗️❗️\n\nTired of fuckbois being fuckbois? WELL IVE GOT THE PERFECT SOLUTION. Introducing Cody Nguyen, the latest instillation of man. Studious, muscular, and a real sweet pea.\n\n▪️18 years young; fresh pie right outta the oven🥧\n▪️Vietnamese American; will Phởking make your day 🍲\n▪️Future Physical Therapist; need ANYTHiNG checked on? he’s your man🙆‍♀️\n▪️San Antonio, TX; 🤠\n\nPROS:\n✅can probably bench your friends, family, and neighbors all at once💪\n✅Bilingual\n(English AND Vietnamese)🗣\n✅thicc brain on this one\n200 IQ science major👨‍🔬\n✅Texan boy so you know he can wrangle you in and out of bed😫\n✅Willing to cuddle, pay for drinks, and let u feel his abs 🍵\n✅will let you “borrow” his nice jackets and sweaters👔\n✅is basically a marvel superhero 🦸‍♂️\n\nCONS:\n❗️thinks he can roll with the Avengers but is actually part of the Justice League\n❗️can and will talk about Power Rangers for hours\n❗️constantly posts half naked pictures of himself (also a pro??) \n❗️is 5'6 🙊\n\nig: k1dcody (feel free to dm him!)\n\n","How all the guys be like scrolling on SAD","👰💑 LOOKING FOR A SYMMETRICAL FACED GOLDEN RATIO WOMAN TO WIFE UP? Boys I've got the lady for you. \nBest genes for \"good breeding\"\n\nIG: @oahve\n\n*at first sight, you trip and literally fall in love with Dahye Kim\nHere's a lady who's got Beauty, Brains, and a BEAST\n\nREQUIREMENTS: She's a computer science major so she's hella smart and not looking for anyone like stupid. If you think you're good enough to treat her well, send her a message. Remember *We accept the love we think we deserve*\n\n- 20\n- 163cm\n- Korean but lived in Manila most her life, IL USA -> Seoul, Korea 🇰🇷🇵🇭🇺🇸\n- HS salutatorian. Did I say she was smart? \n- really funny \n- eats a lot \n- Can kick your ass \n- Bendy and flexible\n\n","You guys ever go on this page. Scroll down and stuff. See an attractive person....and continue swiping, ignoring the bio, because you know regardless you have no chance.","‼️CALLING ALL YOU BOYS LOOKING FOR A TWOFER‼️\n\n🔥🔥🔥🔥 10/10 DOUBLE DATE POTENTIAL WITH THESE BEAUTIFUL LADIES RIGHT HERE 🔥🔥🔥🔥\n\nNAMES: Anina, Allison\nAGES: 22, 21\nLOCATION: Berkeley, CA\n\nPROS\n✅ A sociology major and a CS major so your dates are woke AND rich!!!!! 💰💰\n✅ Best friends since sixth grade so DEFINITELY down to 💦 spill 💦 the tea about each other \n✅ Always up for burritos and sriracha (not necessarily in conjunction, although this is acceptable)\n✅ Impressive dancing skills, in particular to the song Havana by Camila Cabello 💃💃💃\n✅ Anina is Chinese and Allison is Japanese and I have taught them some Korean so they're sure to bring honor to any Asian family\n✅ In a Backstreet Boys cover band 🎤🎤 (see vid below for evidence)\n\nCONS\n❌ Definitely bananas but your Asian parents don't need to know that!!!\n❌ Might be more in love with each other than you 👯‍♀️\n❌ Pretty frequent screaming from both parties \n❌ Barely 🌏 monolingual 🌏\n\n🚨🚨 Message me with serious inquiries only!!!!! 🚨🚨\n\n","ATTENTION EVERYBODY‼️\n\n21 years old / New York / Hong Kong\n\nThis guy will be an INVESTMENT BANKER at UBS 💰💰💰he drinks🍺🍸 he is a man with great taste (full Suits style)🕴\n\nPROS:\n- He is WELL EDUCATED! He is graduating double majors from Cornell University 💯\n- He makes BUCKS and is looking for someone special to spend it with 💰\n- Can do LBO model with one hand and do things right with another simultaneously 👉🏿👌🏿💦\n- Got a sick car so he can drive you anywhere 🚗\n- Member of the 6 sixes club: 1) At least a six-figure salary 2) At least six-feet tall 3) Drives a 600 horsepower car 4) Has a six-pack abdomen 5) At least six months since his last relationship 6) At least six inches below the belt 6⃣️6⃣️6⃣️\n\nCONS: \n- Can be a bit shy at first\n- Maybe too tall for ya\n\nRan Bi\n\n","CALLING OUT ANY LIVING GIRL 🗣🗣🗣\n\nAre you looking for an ACTUAL wholesome boy? Someone that’ll treat you right? Get lonely watching anime or korean drama? How about someone’s that’s a little above average and not like all these jaw dropping boys that’ll make you feel insecure when you’re with them?\nThen do I got the ABG for you‼️‼️”Asian baby guy”- Kai Chen\n\n5’9/19/NYC/QC/2nd year ig @kaiii.chen\n\nPros:👍🏼\n-Makes really cringy/funny jokes(if you’re into that)\n-Currently fluent in 2 languages(English and Mandarin) BUT learning Cantonese Japanese and Korean. Ambitious? Yes! 🇨🇳 🇰🇷🇯🇵\n-Works 2 jobs and is a full time student. Also an accountant major so you know he’s gonna be making more bank💰 \n-WILL watch anime and kdrama with you.\n-Doesn’t rave or drink (if you’re into that)\n-Workouts at home so he can spend more $$$ on you.\n-If you don’t have a big appetite then THATS OKAY. He’ll finish your food, his own food, and get seconds or even thirds. 🍣 🍳🍙🥡\n-Will spend the night just to talk to YOU\n-SUPER UGLY WITHOUT GLASSES so you’ll definitely be the cuter one. \n-Has BIG DICK ENERGY 🍆 🍆🍆\n\nCons:👎🏻\n-His jokes are super cringy(the only time i ever cringe is when he makes jokes)\n-Doesn’t rave or drink (if you’re not into that)\n-Complains about being overweight and doesn’t know why 😡\n-Has a sleeping schedule of an old man. 👴🏼Will always be in bed before midnight.\n-Just ugly all year round\n\nIm all for shameless plugs so if you’re just looking for a new friend just hmu 😊 @my messenger\ni also have an arsenal of memes if you want a good laugh\n\n","Does anyone live in California?\n\n","smh when ur unsupported by ur friends in searching for bobae","♥️Hey listen! ❣️Hey listen! Do you find that all these posts are sounding the same? Big town east asian children?\n\nWell. Don't worry fam I GOTCHU. Because I have an adorable sexy exotic friend from a small town just for you! Meet Saba Abbasi(Sorry I can't tag her fb here. Her parents might see and I'm too young to die)! Her origins are from WEST ASIA!!!!\n\nLocation: Calgary, Canada(we have penguins and pandas here)\nAge: 21\nHeight: 5'3 (the perfect cuddle size)\nSchool: University of Calgary( Biochemistry. WHAT A SMARTIE)\n\nA completely UnIQuE+ PERSIAN girl😯😯. Her English is good enough so that there is no language barrier. She can whisper SWEET NOTHINGS IN YOUR EARS IN PERSIAN(persion more like purrrrrrrrr-sion)🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯. rawr.\n\n♥️Pros♥️\n🔥 Loyalty. She will burn the world down for you if you mean enough to her.\n🔥FIRSTS! *whispers*don't tell the other guys but she hasn't had bubble tea yet. BE THE FIRST TO SHOW HER THE WORLD OF BOBA😍😍😍😍\n🔥An obedient child. She listens to her momma. AND she listens to me. A nice trained puppy. 👏\n🔥 Excellent memory. She will remember your birthday! She can be your personal calendar that doesn't need recharging!\n🔥Are you a shyboi? THAT IS OK! She can talk her own portion of the convo and YOUR👍 portion as well. \n🔥Puuuuur-sion🐱🐯\n🔥 Smokey Assets and a rich girl stare😉 bound to make all your guy friends jelly.\n\n🔧Cons\n💀 Looking for a dude that makes big 💵💵💵💵. To support her DREAMS....and wants🤑🤑🤑\n💀 Can probably talk your ears off\n💀 Shopping bags and emotional bags\n💀dead drunk alcoholic\n\nWHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR BOYS? You better get sliding into those dms! Message her on fb or follow her on her ig @ Abbasi_saba\n\n","An actual representation of me trying to flirt and slide into the DMs 😂","Hello Ladies. Look at your ex, now back to your phone, now back at your ex, now back your phone. Sadly he isn't the guy below. But if you stopped using Tinder and continued reading, this guy could be yours!\n\nINTRODUCING the MAN with the BIGGEST BOOTY, some THUNDER THIGHS, and COLOSSAL CALVES. Meet Joshua Lee. Lives in CALIFORNIA and he's 100% KOREAN but can't speak korean for gochu. (TEACH HIM PLEASE). Currently 18yr old and 5ft 11 (borderline 6). Looking for some quality noona time with a girl who can sing 🎵🎵🎵\n\nPros:\n⭕ He's really good at SMASHING😏😏 🏐🏐 (He was starter for his varsity volleyball team) 👌👌\n⭕ He's a CS major 😤😤studyin in the Silicon Valley (big bucks ladies 💰💰)\n⭕ He's a true Man of God. 🙏✝️✝️✝️\n⭕ He can play GUITAR 😤and CLARINET😤 and can SING 😫.\n⭕ You can sleep on his thiccc butt😴🍑. (better than tempurpedic)\n⭕ Dealing with insecurities??? NO PROBLEM, best sweet talker🤤, compliment giver🤤, mouth of honey🤤🤤\n⭕ Shift leader at Pinkberry (he can swirl u up)😫😫😩\n⭕ BROAD shoulders for you to lean on😋😋.\n⭕ Very EXTROVERTED (will get along with your friends, parents, etc...)❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️\n⭕ Been on a keto diet for 2 months (disciplined man)👌👌👌👌🙏\n\nCons:\n❌ He's a noona magnet, so you're going to be competing with older and experienced women😡.\n❌ Puberty did not do him justice. (He was much cuter back then)😡\n❌ Here for a long time, not a good time🙏🙏🙏🙏.\n❌ Dresses like a dad. (someone go shopping with him)😡😡\n\nHe's REALLY bad at shutting people down. DM him all you want. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️\n\nps: don't break his heart like the girl i cropped out.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️\n\n","I mention this group once to my friends and I’m instantly roasted. #nevergonnafindlove","🏮ATTENTION ALL SINGLE LADIES🏮\nAre you ready to meet the guy of your memes? 🤠This 6ft beast is looking for his beauty!😩\n🔈19YO/PERTH,AUSTRALIA🔈\n\nPros:\n-6ft\n-Built Big\n-Doing Security and Crowd/body-guarding so if you’re looking for protection ladies 😏😏\n-CAN COOK \n-GENEROUS\n-WHOLESOME\n-FOOD DATES 24/7!!\n\nCons:\n-Clingy ._.\n-Loud and OBNOXIOUS\n-SPONTANEOUS \n-always hungry and loves food\nHIT HIM UP ON INSTA: @gayvingee or just add him!\n\n","‼️ READ TO THE VERY END FOR A SPECIAL GIVEAWAY 😉💯‼️\n\n🚨🚨🚨 PSA: a cute and (fairly) wholesome girl is in the market and u might be lucky enough to SNATCH HER UP (act fast, boys!!!) 🚨🚨🚨\n\nWHO IS THIS BEAUTY? LYNN WONG IS\n- 20 | 5'9 | Bay Area ✨\n- studying at the #1 public university in the world 😜 #gobears \n- taiwanese 🇹🇼👌🏼\n- ur ideal girl 💑💍\n\nPROS:\n- will make u laugh everyday 😩\n- freaking fit (this girl runs every. single. day.) that stamina tho 😉👅💦\n- studying engineering & in da prestigious theta tau!! u know this girl has the brains & will be making $$$ in the future 🤑🤑🤑\n- can legitimately cook 😍 her meals are almost as delicious as her heheheh\n- good texter—will actually reply u!!! \n- takes care of people (100% guarantee ur parents will love her)\n\nCONS\n- blacks out a lot pls take care of her 😰\n- will fall asleep anywhere (but maybe u’ll be the one who keeps her up all night??) 😈\n- has housemates who will fight u if u do her dirty & a group of pbros who will do it again a second time 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️\n\nBONUS PTS if u have any of the following qualities:\n- into vines bc she will reference vines everyday 🙃\n- live near sf or santa clarita/la\n- care about the environment!!! ♻️✅\n- don’t think taiwan is a part of china 😩\n- have another gr8 single guy friend to go on a double date together with Catherine Tran 🤩😛🤪\n\nONLY NICE BOYS ARE ALLOWED TO DM HER!!! lynn is the fcken best and deserves the absolute best. she’s loving, hilarious, and will make your life so much better. don’t miss out or ur a fool 😤\n\nALSO, GIVEAWAY: if u and a friend are interested in that double date with lynn and cat (only boys in the bae area), send me info of u and ur friend & i will select and sponsor one double date 😜 (probs to boba or dessert bc i’m a broke college student)\n\nGO DM LYNN BOYS, or should i say men???!!!\n\n","insecure, awkward and sadbois unite","Hi Ladies‼️\n\nIf y’all are looking for a good time up in chilly Montreal, hit up my boy for a spicy time‼️\n\nLuke Zhang:\n- Wholesome, loyal boy, looking for deeper vibes \n- Prefers English, but can also impress you with Mandarin and French \n- Can get 10% off boba in Downtown Montreal \n- Knows all the words to Mo Bamba and Plain Jane \n- Majoring in Neuroscience at McGill University, so you know he’s smart but also knows how to get lit \n- Can serenade you with piano or guitar, or if you’re looking for something saucier, clarinet, trombone or the drums \n- Has the cutest puppy (you can cuddle with him during the school year and cuddle with his dog during the breaks. hmu for pics!)\n- Can save your life, if you’re ever drowning (Amazing swimmer but more importantly certified in mouth to mouth) \n- Plays Soccer and Rugby, so you know he has the stamina \n- Works out, so you know he’s got the strength \n- Is a good cook, specializing in stir fry and steak\n- Is 5’11” (he can reach the top cabinets)\n- Willing to commute to show you a good time (good Asian driver)\n\nAnonymous Reviews:\n- Down to earth mans with amazing jokes \n- Best conversationalist you’ll ever meet \n- Nicest person irl, but not the best texter (would rather facetime than text)\n\nIf y’all made it to the end, you a real one ❤️\n\nIG Plug:\nluke__zhang\n\n","🚨🚨CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION VANCITY MEN 🚨🚨\nARE YOU TIRED OF SEEING SO MUCH JAILBAIT 👶 🍼 ON THIS PAGE?\n\nHere’s an opportunity to date a woman, NOT A girl‼️\n\n‼️ Meet Elynne Zee ‼️\nAge: 26 👅\nLocation: 🇨🇦 Vancouver 🇨🇦 \nHeight: 5’5 👄\n\nLooking for a ravebae (but mostly a food buddy) and NOT a fuccboi 🙅🏻‍♀️ MUST be mature and driven\n\n⚠️ Facts ⚠️\n\n- An independent, smart and beautiful woman that works in the Legal Field 👩🏻‍💼💸\n\n- Fluent Cantonese (can help you order yum cha 🥟)\n\n- LOVES animals—Has a cute 🐶 AND a nice pussy (🐱)\n\n- Vegetarian 🌱, and looking for YOU to fulfill her daily protein needs 😉😉\n\n- Plays the FLUTE 🎵, will play yours too 💕\n\n- Likes to WORK OUT, so you know she has that thicc booty 🍑 🍑 Also enjoys hiking, sports, and kickboxing🥊 (she’s kind, but will literally KICK your ass if you piss her off)\n\n- Watches anime and cosplays so she can be your anime WAIFU 💍 (so sugoi‼️)\n\nCons 👎\n\n- Will probably love her pets more than you 😥\n\n- Is sometimes too nice, but that’s because she has a heart of gold ❤️ ❤️\n\n🌸 Follow her on IG @windstarx 🌸\n\n","SAD made me want to move to Canada. This changed my mind. Food comes first sorry 😕✌️","that feeling when really attractive people are talking about how other people are more attractive and they raise the bar of attractiveness for individuals that think other people are more attractive\n\nwhat do regular people do now","ATTENTION WHOLESOME LADIES (maybe guys too tbh he’s down for anything at this point) 🎉🎊🎊🎉\nAre you a girl tired of seeing guys with rock hard abs and bodies so hot that it even turns other guys on? Are you more into softer bois that are wholesome? \nLOOK 👀 NO 🙅🏻‍♂️ FURTHER ❌\nINTRODUCING... IAN JJ HSIAO.\nFrom the Bay Area, studying at the University of Washington as a CS major.\nY’all thought engineers weren’t hot? YALL THOUGHT WRONG. THIS BOI CAN FIT ANY OF UR FANTASIES.\n\nLooking for: a wholesome girl he can take home and show his 媽媽 (NO ABG’S YALL HV BEEN WARNED)\n\nMeasurements:\n-5’8 but u won’t find him lacking where it matters 😉\n-tbh he kinda fat (u gotta get him shirtless to see though 🤪)\n-20/20 vision 👌🏻👌🏻 (those glasses be fake)\n-4.0 gpa 😍🙄\n-1468 MMR 🗑\n-19 yrs old\n\nPros: \n- if ur into fobs, he can give u the fob look (purple hair is an option if u want more weeby)\n- can cross dress into a glam queen at will if you’re truly into the “soft” look\n-JESUS BOY. This boy is a 91 rice purity, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, and is saving that V-enmo Card for that special girl 🤪🍆💦\n-Goes to church every Sunday, stays up until 5 am studying yet maintains good skin, plays LOL sparingly, hence is only Silver (his mmr is gold though just like his heart ❤️)\n-HES ONLY HAD ONE EX, and she was taller than him, so don’t worry about him comparing you to other girls!! SHOOT YOUR SHOT LADIES!! 🔫\n-Very good listener and great at keeping secrets!!\n-Calls his mother almost every day, you know he’s a family man\n-Is money efficient like every true asian, so much so that he cuts his own hair (props to u if u can get him to actually go to a hair salon to make him look even better 😍)\n-He’s been third wheeling me a little too much so he’s honestly really down for any female before he turns his eyes on my third roommate 😬\n\nCons:\n-doesn’t like boba bc he thinks tea is bitter, but down to drink the occasional taro slush \n-mandarin is a little broken so don’t be surprised if he translates things literally (he literally just asked me if chinese ppl call “WeChat” 我们聊天” )\n-doesn’t have much experience with females\n\nIF YALL WANT TO CONTACT HIM:\nFb: Ian Hsiao\nInstagram: ianjjhsiao \nSnapchat: ianjjhsiao\nLeague Username (so u can boost him): hsiaocrank\n\n(Ps, if u want to contact me about ur chances or have me put in a good word for you, my insta is @keontrye_disney 😊😊)\n\n","Any cute single boi over 25 in Hong Kong? 😂\n\n","5'6 guys: I'll never get anyone with all these hot, ≥6'0 guys\n\nMe at my short-ass 5'3:","You thought the cheapest Michelin Star dish was in Singapore? WRONG\n\n🤤 Jacob Loi is $FREE 😩 and is sick of his OLD ROMANCE and is looking for a 牛肉面ce on a SOLO TRIP to explore the FLAVOURS (could be you) OF SINGAPORE and TAIWAN!\n\nHe is looking for 您 🙋‍♀️ (因为你在他心上) to go on CUTE 刈包 AND 奶茶 DATES in the following countries for these dates:\n\n12 Dec 18 – 14 Dec 18 SINGAPORE 🇸🇬\n14 Dec 18 – 26 Dec 18 TAIWAN 🇹🇼\n\nName: Jacob Loi Potential CFA CA (Biblical name so you know hes a wholesome boiiii)\nFrom: Born and Raised Melbourne 🇦🇺 (Has that cute Australian accent)\nAge: 22\nHeight: 187cm 6’1 (Taller than you) 😍\nOccupation: Works at a BIG 4 (Which one? 😮 The only one that will gain acceptance from your parents with high expectations)\n\nTraits:\n🤯 CUTE & HANDSOME (Look at that smile and haircut)\n🤯 CARING (TAKES CARE OF 2 HUSKIES?!?! Has kept them alive during many Australian summers so you know he will keep you alive)\n🤯 SMART 🤓 (POTENTIAL CFA AND CA?!?!?!?!) \n🤯 TALL (Can reach the top shelf)\n🤯 FUNNY (You wont be able to swallow ANYTHING because you’ll be laughing)\n🤯 CULTURED (Will deal with your k-pop obsession [please take him off my hands])\n🤯 INDEPENDENT (SOLO TRIP?!)\n🤯 AMBITIOUS (Always busy leveling up in life so I rarely see him)\n🤯 FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT AND SAVVY (but will be in holiday mode so you know he will splurge on you)\n🤯 AMAZING & PERFECT (100%)\n🤯 CONFIDENT (so you can be shy)\n\nThings that may cause you to run:\n👻 Likes Simpsons too much (Will randomly quote Simpsons episodes)\n👻 Lactose intolerant (however, consumes lacteeze so you know he is a problem solver)\n\nI could write all day about this man but I don’t have the finger stamina (but I know someone who does) to keep on typing\n\nIf you want to know more, DM him about Simpsons, Chance or Drake (or anything): www.instagram.com/jacobloi/\n\n","❄️☃️🎄NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE U TO SEE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, GO ICE SKATING, OR WATCH FIREWORKS THIS HOLIDAY SZN??? 🎄☃️❄️ here is ur man!!! 👀‼️\n\nName: Andrew Lee — in our area, some people call him the noona slayer 🙊🙊\nLocation: San Diego — studies general biology with a minor in psychology at UCSD\n\nPROS\n- Future physician’s assistant who can give you CPR after he takes ur breath away 🤧😮\n- Can cook, will pack you lunch even if you didn’t ask for it 🤤\n- Likes to play basketball so u can shoot ur shot with him on and off the court 👀💯\n- Christian boy who u can bring home to ur parents 🤩🏠\n- Need a shoulder to cry on?? He’ll drive to you at 3am 🏎🏎 gr8 listener\n- Bilingual and plays the guitar so he can serenade u in English and Korean 😩\n- Has a very long tongue (up to ur interpretation) no pics to show but u can find out for urself 😝🙈\n\nCONS\n- Is always tired and sleeping\n- You’ll probably gain a few pounds bc you’ll never go hungry when he’s around\n- Not good at roasting you back (will still take ur roasts)\n\n","🔔ATTENTION LADIES (AND GENTS AND OTHERS)🔔\n\nsingle man, the name’s Adriel Chan \n5 foot 8 and looking to date🤤💦💦\nHe’s 18 and back in the scene 😍👌🏻\n\nPROS: \n- your INTERNATIONAL english canto boy\n- reads the word of God\n- killer sense of humour \n- fuccboi exterior but a true softie inside \n- owns a cute doggo 😍\n- studies Politics, Philosophy and Law at KCL so u won’t have to convince ur asian parents, they’ll love him 💯 \n- can have deep philosophical talks with u until the wee hours of the morning \n- have great fashion sense \n- will cook u up a mad indian fryup\n\nCONS: \n- ull have to compete w jesus for his courtship\n- you better be fit he’ll bring u on romantic and meaningful walks by the sea\n- didn’t get an A* for normie maths IGCSE so ur asian parents wont love him\n\nIG: adrielchan1215\n\nHo Ching Leung Rikin Lau\n\n","weird flex but ok\n\nedit: she wants an ig plug so everyone follow @katzheng_ !!","Looking for a 😈 BAD BOY 😈 in your life??\nWant someone naughty yet not a fuckboi? 🤔\nWell look no further as I present... MYSELF! 😍\n\nAge: 21\nAussie 🇦🇺 born, Thai 🇹🇭 and English 🇬🇧 parents\nLocation: Brisbane, AUS\n175cm (dont use imperial sorry)\nInsta: alexander._.reynolds\n\nPros:\n❤ Cuddles really well ❤\n🎙 Certified professional, published poet so I'll write you some sweet lines 🎙\nThat's all.\n\nCons:\nDishonoured his mother by getting both Sak Yant and pierced ears 😲\nDishonoured his father by taking last semester off uni to chill tf out 😠\n☯️ Dropped out of being a monk in Kanchanaburi because the rule of no singing, dancing or music 🕉\nPlays the devil's music (🐝 you like jazz? 🐝)\nGoes clubbing at least 3 days a week (somehow?)\n🎈 Literally ran a nang empire as The Nang Lord 🎈\nWill probably entrance you with his cooking\nDoesn't drive regular 4 wheels, just one. (motorbike in a constant wheelie) 🏍\nDespite being part of the UQ comedy and improv club for 4 years, can only tell a handful of jokes\nReally straight so you'll need to be really cute if you're male\n🥦 Doesn't smoke cigs only the devils lettuce 🥦\n\n","When people in SAD are either rich or making 6 figures in the future but you’re like","Lowkeyy all my boys in this group, if you know you knowww uwu 👀👀👀👅💦","📣📣👏🏻ATTENTION 👏🏻ALL ELIGIBLE 👏🏻BACHELORS📣📣\n\nARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN EXTREMELY 🧠🧠 SMART 🤯🤯LAW📖📚STUDENT 🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰ASIAN GIRL WHO IS EXTREMELY PRESENTABLE TO YOUR HIGH STANDARD, TRADITIONAL ASIAN PARENTS???👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🎎💑💏\n\n👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻LOOK NO FURTHER THAN ONE OF MY CUTE AF BEST FRIENDS HERE😍😍😍😍💞😫😫👌🏻👌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💦💦💦💦\n\n👑19 / 5'2 (perfect height to pick her up and carry around/ make you look 6'0 in photos) / Hong Kong 🇭🇰🇭🇰\n\nEducation: HKU Law so YOU KNOW she has the brains🧠🧠🧠😏😏\n\nPROS:\n-🐣EXTREMELY WHOLESOME AND SWEET😊\n-💕VERY CARING💞\n-AMAZING TEXTER📱\n-SPEAKS 5 LANGUAGES INCLUDING CANTO / MANDO / GERMAN / FRENCH AND MORE🇨🇳🇩🇪🇫🇷🇬🇧\n-🎼PLAYS PIANO AND VIOLIN LIKE A GOOD ASIAN CHILD🎹🎻\n-😍😍OBVIOUSLY CUTE AF WITH GREAT STYLE🙌🏻👗👠\n-🎁📦🎁GIVES GREAT GIFTS WITH HANDWRITTEN CARDS WRITTEN WITH HER PERFECT HANDWRITING💌💌💌\n-✌🏻✌🏻EASYGOING AND ALWAYS DOWN FOR FUN\n-🤤🤤LOVES FOOD AND WILL LOVE EATING WITH YOU😋😋🍗🍔\n-GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT📆⏰ AND CAN ALWAYS MAKE TIME FOR YOU 😌😌\n-WILL GET ALONG EASILY WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS\n\nCONS:\n-ONLY LIKES SMART BOYS 😨😨 I APPROVE OF NOTHING LESS THAN A WHOLESOME😇😇 LAW STUDENT BOY👋🏻👋🏻😤😤\n-STRESSES EASILY📚📚😰😱\n-WON'T MAKE THE FIRST MOVE😳😳😳\n-YOU👊🏻 WILL 👊🏻CATCH👊🏻 THESE 👊🏻FISTS👊🏻 IF 👊🏻YOU PLAY 👊🏻HER👊🏻😡😡😡\n\nDM IF YOU'RE THE WHOLESOME (LAW) BOY THAT SHE DESERVES!!\n\n","🆎️🅱️‼️🚨ATTENTION ALL THE SINGLE AND NON SINGLE ABGs💄💋👄👅, WHY HAVE ONLY ONE, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TWICE THE FUN🚨‼️🆎🅱️\n\nMy boi 🔥Eric Wong🔥 be out here lookin for some serious inquires\n\nAge: 21\nHeight: Not 6ft yet, just an inch under\nLocation: LA->SB\n\nHe’s a kingpin homie that respects ladies\nGood w open relationships\n\nPros:\n\n-Super chill but has big dick energy😎🤩\n-Eats chicken feet so you know he’s down to suck them toes👅🤤💅\n-Neflix and chill/Hentai w Senpai 🤫 he does it all \n-Drinks a lot 🍻🍶🍹\n\n-Nothing says smart like his 4.3GPA🧐🤓🧠\n-U will be his main priority💏\n-Douses his food w chili, so he can handle the spiciest of girls😘🔥\n-Experience the bougie things in life🥂🍷\n-Sorta like an Asian Kanye West💸💵💴\n\n-10/10 on the Mohs scale. if you know, you know 😏😉🍆💦\n\nCons:\n\n-Light weight\n-Stuck in Santa Barbara for the moment, but hes willing to fly anywhere, call him Mr.Worldwide✈️🌏\n-Eats nasty stuff like watermelon w soymilk, banana and tajin, and ass.🍴🍑\n-His palate may be shit but boy does he know how to use his tongue👅💧🌊\n\nBut fr my homie 🔥Eric Wong🔥 is the nicest guy out there, he’ll treat you right and keep you tight 😉 cus it's about the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat 🛳\n\nDM him @notwong.butright\n\n","⚠️⚠️⚠️ ATTENTION ALL WHOLESOME MEN!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️\n🚨⚠️THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL WHOLESOME MEN⚠️🚨\n\nARE YOU A WHOLESOME BOY LOOKING FOR A BEAUTIFUL VIETNAMESE WOMAN TO GET UNDER THE MISTLETOE WITH? OR LOOKING FOR A PICTURE TO SHOW SANTA WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? 🎅🎄🎁 THEN LOOK NO FURTHER B/C IM ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO Tiffany Tran!!!!","this is what I imagine most dudes in this group are like","My buddy Brendan Joshua Tong is very lonely please help\n\nAge: 21\nSex: Yes!\nLocation: Vancouver BC\n\nPros:\n- exists\n\nCons:\n- might be a weeb (may or may not own a Naruto headband)\n- car is too slow to safely run yellow lights 🐢🐢🐢\n- still does the whip in 2018\n- listens to Drake (possible future deadbeat dad???)\n\nIf you are:\n- female\n- human\n- breathing\n\nPlease send him a DM on messenger\n\n(SEE PICTURES FOR FURTHER INFORMATION)\n\n","At the end of the day, aren’t we all a little s.a.d. inside?","🚫STOP. RIGHT. THERE!!!🚫\nlooking for a cuddle-buddy to keep warm with this winter? someone to dance to ur fav kpop songs? the perfect bf to go everywhere with? want not just a prince but A KING??? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER😤😝 introducing William King Ho, the only HO(e) ull ever need😅 (looking for all forms of luv☺😍)\n\nLocation: Bothell, WA (pnw frosty boi☃️)\nAge: 19\nHeight: 5'7\"(-ish)\nEducation: University of Washington (sophomore yr🤓)\nEthnicity: Viet boii🇻🇳\n\nPros:\n🌟one of the FUNNIEST guys in pnw😂\n🌟is in LUV with K-Pop🎶🎵(will serenade u under the stars if necessary)\n🌟the KINDEST SOUL ull ever meet, has very big❤(also includes 🍑🍆👀🤔)\n🌟VIETNAMESE BOI born and semi-raised (fluent, can/will speak in all kinds of tongues👅)\n🌟works in boba and gets one every time hes on shift (has mad sucking skills😋)\n🌟always has time for noods and knows all the spots🍲🤤👀 *coughcough*\n🌟will ALWAYS. ALWAYS have UR BACK (can/will support dumb shit😤)\n🌟is ADVENTUROUS AF (pls take him on a journey😜💦)\n🌟plays league (good with his hands so😩)\n🌟soft boi who u can open up [anything] to🤫\n🌟singing/dancing = lots of stamina (can go all night long😩)\n\nCons🙄:\n❎ lots of stamina (might not be able to handle😝)\n❎can be nosy but likes to get down and dirty🤭\n❎outta practice👀😔\n❎can be indecisive af\n❎has no time to hang with frens(me) but can have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD FOR U BB🤩\n❎awk af sometimes (will get better as he gets toastier so hold him close🔥)\n\nALL inquiries welcome😉 u can contact me or hit up my boi thru fb dms lel pls bring luv, hope and happiness to the best boi anyone could ask for and deserves😇💕\n\n","👱‍♀️ ARE YOU AN ABG? 👱‍♀️\n🍒 WANNA POP A CHERRY? 🍒\n👁 LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME & A LONG TIME? 👁\n\nIf you’re searching for a Bad Boy, Jason Hong is bad at everything! \n- CS & Communications @ UC Davis\n- 5’7” (those are 2 separate measurements)\n- IG: @jasonvhong\n\nCharmander's red,\nSquirtle is blue,\nIf you like virgins,\nJason’s for you!\n\n💪 PROS 💪\n- The Asian for any occasion\n- Push-ups with you on his back\n- Skin is tough and likes it rough \n- 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅰️🅱️🅰️\n- Fluent in Cantonese/Python/Mandarin/HTML (PENTALINGUAL)\n- His neck, his back, his Netflix & his snacks\n- Singing and playing the piano simultaneously\n- Will make you laugh on purpose and by accident \n- Don’t be deceived by his fucboi looks, he’s WHOLESOME & HOE-SOME\n- Hungry and horny, to satisfy your hunger & quench your thirst 👉🍑👌💦\n- Got his life together, just looking for more\n\n🚫 CONS 🚫\n- May love his white crocs more than you\n\nSlide into his DM's before it's too late @jasonvhong\n\n","😭😭😭😭😭😭 why do I have friends like this\n\nedited: the covered part said “a white boi” djdjdjdjdd","MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE OH DO I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU ESPECIALLY THE UK BOIS 🎉🎁\n\nmeet natcha, she’s natcha average girl /manchester, uk ⇄ phuket, th (but travels a lot) / 21 / 166 cm / looking for a smart & funny boi\n\n✅ PROS\n- punny as heck (check out her ig captions @nnatcha)\n- studies chemical engineering + already got job offers even before job hunting \n- besides the first class grades 📚 she’s got first class looks 🔥 (idk the gpa equivalent but she’s top 5 of her class ok)\n- can make u pad thai AND make ur pants thaight 🤤💦\n- easily amused - will laugh at all ur jokes\n- her parents are doctors, so smart genes run in the family\n- can handle a drink (or maybe 7) - no Asian glow 🤙🏼\n- makes her own money, so doesn’t need u to pay for everything \n- well-mannered and plays 3 intruments so will def get approved by your tiger parents and aunties 💯 \n- did I mention she has a British accent??\n- will send u postcards from Europe 💕\n\n❌CONS\n- has low standards 🤦🏻♀\n- rbf (but that also means other guys wont approach her)\n- only speaks enough Mandarin to politely ask for more food 😓\n- indecisive at times, so ur gonna have to decide where to eat\n- needs a lot of personal space💤\n- only understands the metric system - the only pounds she knows are £££\n- shops when stressed 💸\n-she’ll make u take 999 pics of her until shes satisfied (but if u rly love her u wont complain) \n- U break her heart i break your 妈妈‘s favourite chinese bowl\n\n‼GET IT WHILE IT’S HOT BOYS. DM HER. TAG UR MATES. DM HER UR BEST PICKUP LINE‼\n\n","They know\n\nBut now the question is how can I HIGHKEY get them on Asian Creative Network 👀👀","⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS IMAGES THAT MAY NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK, YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP, OR YOUR CRIPPLING SELF ESTEEM ⚠️⚠️⚠️\n\nPREPARE TO FEAST YOUR EYES 👀 ON THE OMAKASE 🍙🍣👅 OF WOMEN: Elise Andrea\n\nFull name: Elise Andrea\nAge: 19 y/o (her ID suggests otherwise) (you CAN take her out for drinks) \nPOB: Manila, Philippines 🇵🇭🌴 \nLocation: Manhattan, New York 🗽 \nHeight: 5’4 (PERFECT girlfriend height) (Will wear 5 inch heels if you prefer taller women)\n\nHERE WE HAVE THE PERFECT BLEND OF BEAUTY 💋, BRAINS 🧠, AND BOOBIES 🍈🍈\n- Glass skin, DOUBLE lids, ash brown hair from her drop of European blood, and a pout Kylie would KILL for \n- Columbia University ‘22 - Data Science AND Urban Studies (IVY LEAGUE STATUS, PERFECT TO BRING HOME TO MA) (DOUBLE MAJOR TOO, STEM INCLUDED) (35 ON THE ACT) (800 ON MATH II) (7 IN HL CHEM)\n- Somewhere along the lines of a C-cup 🙀😏\n\nPROS 💯\n- A NATURAL BEAUTY THAT EMBRACES HER LOOKS WITH OR WITHOUT BEAT\n- WELL ROUNDED: High intelligence, extremely motivated, low-key nerdy, but LIVES for a good time\n- GREAT WITH PARENTS: The daughter your mother never had, the girl that’ll bring tears to your father’s eyes\n- EXTREMELY KNOWLEDGEABLE: Well-versed in a variety of topics: classic literature, soccer (Dortmund fan, will watch Champion’s League with you), makeup, Broadway shows, hip hop\n- CAN BAKE KILLER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES \n- CRAZY FINANCIALLY STABLE FILIPINO \n- Will make a man out of you 😏\n\nCONS 👺\n- Lacks proficiency in any Asian language \n- Goes to Columbia, so will probably threaten your ego\n- Goes to Columbia, so will probably spend A LOT of time studying \n- Bruises (her porcelain, china doll skin) easily\n- You’ll probably get into fights with your bros over her (figurative bros and literal bros) \n- Her parents will probably like her more than they like you \n- Does not do well with fragile masculinity\n- EDIT: Only watches Game of fucking Thrones so please broaden her television horizons\n\nHIT HER UP ➡️ @elise.andrea on IG (also has mad insta clout)\n\n","👏stay 👏 focused 👏 and GET 👏 that 👏 A➕➕➕➕ 👏\nGood luck on finals y’all","o:\n\nimma just leave my insta plug here vinh_ele c:","THIRSTY HARVARD GAY LOOKING FOR LOVE\n\n🦄🌙✨🌈 CALLING ALL CUTIES WITH BOOTIES 🌈 ✨🌙🦄\n\nWANT AN AESTHETIC HARVARD BOYFRIEND WHO TAKES CUTE PICTURES OF YOU AND MAKES YOUR LIFE A REAL-LIFE KDRAMA!!!\n\nLook no further fellas, here is my dear hoe who is 👅💦 for ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜\n\nName: Thang Diep\nAge: 21 (but doesn't rlly drink, sorry y'all) \nEducation: PRE-MED// Neurobio & Ethnicity, Migration Rights at Harvard\nLocation: Boston (but in LA for the winter ☀️🌴)\n\nPROS:\n-Future WOKE doctor 🏥💊who is interested in PUBLIC SERVICE (you can't get more wholesome than that tbh) \n-Ya boi is FAMOUS 😎😩🙏. He's been interviewed by LA Times, Boston Globe, NPR, etc. for the affirmative action case (20+ interviews my dude)\n-Will spend hours taking pretty photos of you 🌹📸\n-A flexi! versatile! all-encompassing SWITCH/VERSE (daddy one night💪, baby boy🍼 the other)\n-Reminds you of your favorite powdered orange beverage (sluRP🍊😋)\n-Better than a sugar daddy cause he can introduce you to all the Vietnamese rich UNCLES $$$$\n-Can be your kpop oppa (jungkook who??) and do the dance for BTS Run perfectly for you \n-A wh o L e Twi n K honey\n-THOTful - will save food for you and buy gifts of things you briefly mentioned that one time\n-apparently has great gag reflex 🤭🤭(?? can someone confirm??)\n\nCONS:\n-Was in Key Club in HS and won't shut up about it (still has his koala onesie smh)\n-Splurges on food despite being a non-profit social justice warrior \n-Messages \"i miss you\" right after hanging out the whole day \n-Likes pulling hair (well🤤😈) \n-Cried multiple times watching the same SNSD performance\n-Gemini, but no one's perfect right\n\nDM @diepshit FOR THE GOODS. ITADAKIMAS 💯🍽🙏💋\nSlide into his DMs so that you can slide right into him 😉\n\nThis sounds like a burn post, but Eugine and I truly believe this man deserves WHOLESOME, SPICY LOVE\n\nMost important part of the post!!! - I already have my man, but I don’t mind more follows :DD insta: @yuheffa\nmy bf's insta LOL: @jaspershu\n\n","🚨ATTENTION LADIES🚨\n\nAre you looking for an overall okay person to eat your food and banter with you??\n\nWell look no further👀👀...\nContinue Reading\n","ATTENTION ATTENTION ‼️‼️All Potential Suitors ‼️‼️ I am introducing to you all… your DREAM girl. That’s right, your DREAM GIRL exists in real life. So, put down your waifu body pillows and pick up your ticket to shoot your shot at the girl you’ve waited your entire life for!\n\nAlways dreamed of a wholesome, beautiful girl to play video games with? To watch anime with? To be proud of to bring home to ba mẹ? Well, you better make sure you find your best pick up line real quick cause here she is!\n\nName: Cynthia Chu\nAge: 20(her birthdays coming up on the 8th, so make sure you send her some nice birthday wishes 😉) \nEthnicity: Vietnamese 🇻🇳 and Chinese 🇨🇳\nLocation: Florida\n\nPros: \n- Plays video games (Will carry your ass in CS:GO)\n- Laughs at her own jokes 24/7 so you don’t have to\n- Pretty much MODEL status(check that IG link below if you don’t believe me)\n- Can sing AND dance\n- Knows English, Viet and Chinese!! (wowu your parents will be proud)\n- Street smart AND book smart 🤓 \n- Can be friends with literally ANYONE\n- Knows much of duh Viet AND Chinese culture \n- Loves boba\n- Reads Webtoons (Think you’re UnOrdinary enough to make a big fat Bam in her life?)\n- Watches kdramas \n- Watches anime (Her faves are: One Piece, Akatsuki No Yona, Kaichou Wa Maid Sama, and Skip Beat)\n\nCons:\n- Too popular\n- You will literally have to fight a 1000 people waiting in line to hang out with Cynthia(and that’s before this was posted LOL)\n- Warning! MAY CAUSE YOU TO CATCH FEELINGS!! (I am not responsible for any broken hearts that may incur during the ‘sliding in’ process)\n\n***Disclaimer: Cynthia currently claims that she is NOT looking for a boyfriend at the moment. But maybe you can be the one to change her mind! 😉\n\nTest your luck on IG \nhttps://www.instagram.com/cynpaii/\n\n","NI HAO, NAY (Eric) HO!!\nForget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. Our son Eric will be the man for you. Get ready to turn your party of one into a party of two!\n\n(Y)Our man is 20 years old and goes to UC Davis\n\nPros:\n-Fluent in 🅱️anto, guoyu, java, C++. Why get yourself a man who can do both when you can get yourself a man who can do it all?\n- Takes really fast showers (efficient reax only)\n- Drives a Lexus named Alexis (Kanye stole his name)\n- Knows the coolest people in Davis: Me, Joshua, and Ricky\n- Matchmaker, but he ain't no Red Skull he guides others to treasures that he can also possess\n- 5.0 GPA at UC Davis as a CS major is that even possible???\n- Cooks steak with his sous vide, get yourself a man who can cook and cook gourmet food\n- Is not a weeb\n- Indecisive af, so not sure on what kind of girl he likes so he ain't picky\n- Good with the ladies and swole af, peep the pictures\n-Has a fantastic skin routine\n\nCons:\n- Takes questionably fast showers (why wasn't he accepted into Berkeley EECS if he spends such little time in the shower???)\n- Is literally a 2-faced snake, look at his profile picture\n- Is actually a weeb, is literally the definition of UwU \n- Indecisive af\n- Doesn't actually own a sous vide, leeches off his housemate's\n- You may be blinded by his perfect skin\n\n(Take your) SHOTS SHOTS, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS , EVERYBODY but send those shots to the people tagged in this post but if you wanted to be a guai xue sheng send him an email at erho@ucdavis.edu but if you flood his facebook inbox you will be marked as a huai hai zi and will be ignored\n\nThank u for watching, don't forget to SMASH that subscribe button if you haven't already and we'll see you next week 😜\n\n","VANCOUVER MEN! 🔥🚨🔥🚨🔥🚨\nGET READY TO CHAU DOWN ON A DELICIOUS MEAL!\nShannon Chau (IG: shannon.chau) is from Vancouver where they have ambrosia for water! She is a 23 year old 157cm (5’2”) aspiring dietitian looking for a serious relationship.\n\nPros:\n🍑She’s so wholesome she’ll complete you \n🍑Bakes a lot so you’ll get fat but you will be her nutritious BAO BAE\n🍑Plays ultimate frisbee because she’s the ultimate catch \n🍑It doesn’t get cold in Vancouver but she can knit you a scarf \n🍑Don’t tell her she Cannot because she’s got that Canto attitude\n🍑She loves cats and you will love her... cat too 😉 \n🍑To impress her family you better fight for the damn dim sum bill\n\nCons:\n❌Oblivious af - if love hit her on the head she wouldn't know\n❌Probably have to fight for her affection against cats because they think she's purrfect\n\nFor serious inquiries please slide into her DM (IG: shannon.chau)\n\n","oh my BUDDHA 😬😬😂","Name: Terry Junhao Yao\nAge: 21\nLocation: San Gabriel/USC\nLooking for: All types of Asian girls\nBest way to connect: DM or comment down below! 🔥🔥🔥\n\nLadies, come meet the man that your Asian parents have been waiting for you to bring home.\n\nFrom the 626, this man is what you’ve been waiting for. Studies Accounting at USC Leventhal (top accounting school). 📈📊Knowledgeable about everything Chinese🀄️ so he is sure to leave a great impression when he meets your family. 👨‍👩‍👧 Fluent in Cantonese and Mandarin and can read the Chinese menu for you if you are ABC.\n\nA wholesome man who is funny and will make bank in the future 💵💵💵 so he’ll be sure to take care of you. He knows the best restaurants and cheap eats in every part of the city🍱🥡🥘 (and most importantly, knows the best boba spots - with discounts)🔖! He is great for your concert dates🎤, dinner dates🍽, study dates📕, and everything in between.\n\nHe’s 5’11” - tall enough for you to wear heels around him👠, but will not make you feel short when you don’t. He can offer you shoulder rides at every rave. He will crack you up every day so you will never have a dull moment with him. 😂\n\nPros:\n-Will cook you every meal to fund your boba addiction 🍢\n-Surprisingly knowledgeable about coffee ☕️\n-Loves pets (shown in the picture) 🐱🐶🐭🐹🐰\n-Can teach you all the asian swear words\n-Can bargain at any restaurant for any discount you want 🍢\n-VP of Finance of a professional accounting fraternity💵💳\n-Has a car and willing to drive distances for you🚘\n-Studies accounting at USC Leventhal; solid career 💰\n-Take you rides on his boosted board 💨\n-High alcohol tolerance 🍺🍻🍸\n-Will cuddle you like the dog in the photo🐶\n\nCons: \n-Will make tax jokes over dinner on your first date (unless you’re into that) ⚖️\n-High pitched excited voice while yelling swears in public 🤪\n-Will make you laugh so hard you will choke on the har gow he cooks you🍤\n-Will make other girls laugh with his jokes 🤩\n\nHe can drive, cook, AND make the money in the relationship. 💸 Lastly, he is a US CITIZEN 🇺🇸for all you ladies who want that green card. Comment below for a chance to score a date with this gem!!!💎\n\n","Pro tip for your post ABG/ABB cuffing needs.\n\nTaken from my friend: Chris Huang","🚨🚨 HOLD ✋🏼 TF 👏🏼 UP ⬆️😤😤. Looking 👀 for a girl 👩🏻 to call BAE 🤪💦??? LOOK NO FURTHER! HERE SHE IS! Linda Tran!! she’s (B)ad (A)t (E)verything!!!! 😩😩😰 She’s okay looking with an okay GPA 🤷🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️😤 she’s looking for someone to give her attention at ALL MF times 😤👏🏽\n\n22 // 📍ATL, GA // University of Georgia studying ESS (go dawgs) 🐶\n\n5’3” (as long as she can wear heels w/ u, ur good 👌🏼👌🏼)\n\nPros: \n- can solve a rubik’s cube under a minute (drunk OR sober) 🤓🤪🍸\n- will gym w/ you 🏋🏻‍♀️💪🏼\n- ranked 3rd in chess school wide in 5th grade 😩😩 checkMATE wit her pls 🏁\n- actually kinda funny (sometimes)\n- Sportsy, Artsy, clumsy (not a pro but it rhymes kinda)\n- up to date with memes 😉\n- ????????????\n\nCons: \n- sleeps too much😴😴\n- falls asleep everywhere😴😴😴\n- quads probably better than yours\n- only eats green skittles, so you have to eat the other colors\n- unhealthy obsession w/ adidas\n\nCONTACT HER THRU FB or INSTA DMs @lindidas\n\n","legit tho","WHERE DEM BOIS IN THE 714 AREA???\nAs you all may know it’s CUFFING SEASON👀 🎄SO BUCKLE up and try not to get your heart 🅱️UMPIN too hard for the most WHOLESOME ABG(Asian bible girl)\n\nName: Karen Trinh\nAge: 22\nIn stock only in the 714 area(will 🅱️ sold out soon so HURRY)\n\nPros:\n- A GYM RAT: she prolly squats and deadlifts more than you. But screw arm day though\n- Where dem car bois @ Cuz she can definitely drive a STICK 😏😉 stay TUNED for an upcoming s2000 🚗 \n- has the 🅱️iggest ❤️ THE BIGGEST. ❤️❤️❤️\n- WILL take care of you when you’re sick drunk crossed faded whatever floats your boat 🚣‍♀️ \n- A friggin PRO at 🎾 so she can show you how to SMASH 👅 \n- An aspiring teacher!! She can DEFINITELY teach you a lesson 😏 if you’re into that... 👀👀👀\n- Basically a model 👌 she’ll show you something opposite of that Crazy FLAT serve of hers 🍑🍑🍑\n\nCons: \n- basically too perfect for you\n- Has too many bois always hittin up her dms so STEP your game UP\n- Very emotional at times, does not forget what happened on XX/XX/XX\n\nHIT HER UP PEEPS THE ⏰ IS TICKING\n\nig: @sharkarennn\n@bradmeey if you want that fast pass 👅👅🚗🚗🚗\n\n","Half of us here being like","This looks like it belongs here....","","\"hey! saw your post on subtle asian dat-\"\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/aPIYsOH.gifv\n\nedit: is this what it's like to be famous? i don't have anything to plug, save your money, pay your taxes, don't go to jail","✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋\n👋👀👋ATTENTION 👏ALL 👏STRONG 👏AND👏 BRAVE MEN👀👀\n\nRIGHT HERE WE HAVE A 🔥DROP-DEAD🔥 GORGEOUS ABG💋 WHO WILL COMPLETE YOUR MANHOOD. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨\n\nThe one and only, Alexa Sy, 18 years of age currently in Manila, looking for some brave handsome soul to tame her\n\nDid I mention that she’s tall?? 5’8! And an US citizen??! 🇺🇸She will give you tall and blessed children 👶👼wielding American passports🇺🇸🇺🇸. Her round face, with her big, double lid eyes and stunning teeth, will bring good luck in China and envious looks from every other man. She also has massive tiddies🍈🍑👅, but, of course, there’s only one way for you to know for sure 😉 💦\n\nBe warned though, this Philippine-born, Chinese-Filipino-European specimen of a woman, does not come purring at your feet THAT easily😼. Dangerously witty, and super fit, only the strongest of men will able to tame her. 😼\n\nBut, when she’s tamed, there are oh so many perks that come with this woman who would easily put the Crazy Rich Asians to shame🏦💰(very lowkey about it)\n\nPros:😮😮\nLOYAL TO THE BONE 👌\nBU ‘22 - Journalism and Political Science (strong sense of civic duty and service) 🎓🎓\nSpeaks English, Filipino, French (she got a 6 for IB SL so I guess that counts) \nBoba fan, Sushi fan, and a KBBQ fan - BIG foodie in general so she’ll be sure to fatten you up (more of you for her to love) \nUnlimited movie tickets and early screenings to your favourite films 👌🎥\nLoves to travel (her first-class travel suits her first-class personality)✈️✈️\nVERY GOOD WITH PARENTS. Every parent loves her. \nVery generous (in more ways than one 😘) \nHAS A LOT OF LOVE TO GIVE (physically AND emotionally 😘)\n\nCons\nKinda possessive (she just loves you THAT MUCH) \nDisgustingly white-washed \nNot exactly most respectable asian major but it’s ok she is kinda literate \nShit at maths and cannot speak mandarin for shit (but you can be her tutor 😉)\nCannot cook (not even instant noodles) (but she’ll take you out for dinner) \nQuestionable life choices in general (but you can be the good one)😽\n\nHit her up ⬆️ on ig @alexagsy and maybe you can hit her up in other ways 🍆🍆\n\n","Bois 📣📣📣 tired of looking down to kiss your girl? Weary of seeing your ABG grinding with another guy at raves? Still confused with what to do with your life? Your neck pain, heart aches, and confusion can stop here.\n\nYoyo Chang… she’s got the bants, the brains (kinda), and the heart.\n- Taiwan-descent 🇹🇼, Bangkok-raised 🇹🇭, Seattle-based 🇺🇸\n- Height: 5’7 but wears flats so dw\n- Age: 21\n- Special ft: grows prettier by the year and will grow on you as well 😉\n\nPros:\n- will tag u in memes\n- SUPPORTIVE AF (irl and in pubg) \n- will roast u but gently and out of love 🔥\n- has 0 dating experience so u get to set the standards\n- handles her alc like a boss (or so she thinks cause she will ask if you’re okay when in reality she’s the one borderline blacking out)\n- will wake up from her 4-hour naps to pick up ur calls\n- has the cutest parents and their social media game is probably stronger than urs\n\nCons:\n- only wears black \n- not the best chatter - can unintentionally call you “dude” or “bro” and say “lmao sorry” \n- either doesn’t sleep or doesn’t wake up theres no inbetween 😪\n- has a tendency to fall for fuccbois\n- lowkey lactose intolerant but that doesn’t stop her from getting boba\n- can never stop throwing up a peace sign when there’s a camera\n\nSERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY 😤😤 SLIDE INTO HER DMS NOW 💦💦 @yoyochanq\n\n","SICK AND TIRED OF DATING IMMATURE FUCKBOY’S 😒😒😒 AND READY TO FIND A REAL MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP??! 🥰🥰🥰\n\nWell then, ATTENTION to all the fine young ladies of S.A.D currently living in the NYC AREA!!! Are you tired of reeling in pricks? 😒🐡 Still searching far and wide for good good quality?👌 Seek nomore! I present to you the biggest catch of the East Coast! 🐋\n\nName: Arnold Chiu \nAge: 27 \nHeight: 5’9 \nLocation: Brooklyn, New York (he’s down to meet anywhere within the 5 boroughs of NYC) \nNationality: Chinese American \nSeeking: A wholesome female\n\nTo all the ladies that are sick and tired of the lame old pick up lines and fuckboy quotes, come get yourself a real self made man!! \nWhen I say good good quality, I'm talking about a genuine, wholesome, self made man! Mr. Chiu has earned his doctorate in pharmacy degree in the prestigious Long Island University of Brooklyn, NY. Although shy, he's still a very down to earth person who is caring, athletic, a greater listener, and loves to travel to various countries! How is this not a whole package deal, amiright?! A gentleman like him seeks something serious and substantial, so snatch him up before someone else snags him away! Don’t miss out on this golden opportunity!!\n\nPros: \n- A well educated, well mannered gentlemen 😊\n- Has a Doctorate in Pharmacy degree 😄\n- Healthcare professional! 😳\n- Raking in the dough!! 😏\n- Hard working individual 🤩\n- Loves to travel 😎\n- Loves to try new food and restaurants 😱\n- Relatively well built, works out weekly 😋\n- Adventurous! 🥰\n- Friendly! 😄\n- Family oriented! 😬\n- Trustworthy! 😉\n- Loyal to his potential partner! 😍\n- What's better than listening to you? Listening AND keeping you in his thoughts!☺️\n- Knows how to have a great time with the ladies 😇\n- Loves to take girls out on lavish dates 😘\n- Loves to build meaningful and healthy relationships with others which includes friends. 🤪\n- You’ll be the hot one if ya’ll date 🙃\n\n- FINALLY, NOT A FUCKBOY AND KNOWS WHAT HE IDEALLY WANTS. UNLIKE THE DUDES YOU LADIES HAVE BEEN WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME ON!!\n\nCons: \n- Slightly naive 🤭\n- Innocent 🤓\n- Sometimes wayyyy too fucking nice because that is just in his nature which might not be a bad thing 😬\n- Sometimes quiet because he’s always thinking about where his miss anonymous is 😥\n\nSO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Sliding in his DM’s has never been easier! He’s got a PhD in pharmacy but he’s seeking another degree in L.u.V! 😄\n\nFacebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=719055942\n\n","$10 to whoever gets blackout bingo","🚨🚨WARNING VIEWERS 🚨🚨\n📳DISCRETION IS ADVISED📳\n💘💘ATTENTION VANCOUVER THOTTIE/BADDIE FEMALES💘💘 \n21 | Vancouver, BC | IG: @darrenvillanueva (shameless plug for me @juuntalan hmu) (our IG might be empty but feel free to request for pics 😜😜)\n\nLet me introduce you to my man Darren Villanueva. This DADDY right here is looking for an INTIMATE/SERIOUS relationship and a woman that could ROCK HIS WORLD 🌎🌍🌏and ROCK HIS BED 🛌🛌🛌. Are you tired of getting hurt by these FUCCBOI LOOKIN MEN and want to settle down for a good man? Well, look no further! He's ready to TREAT YOU RIGHT😘😘\n\nRolling through life in this cold and rainy weather? Let me tell you, BEAUTIFUL LADIES 🤩🤩, a little something. This guy is JACKED 3D AS FUCK💪💪. He doesn't need clothes to warm you up 🔥🔥 and will give you shoulder rides for at least 6 hours at a rave. Also likes to go on adventures and enjoy the scenery of his future wifey’s fine ass. 🍑👀\n\nPrefers to be the big spoon but that’s not the only thing that’s BIG 🍆🍆🍆 about him. So for all you ladies out there looking for that BBC fantasy, this is the closest thing you’ll ever get. Certified MAMI's 👯‍♀️ out there looking for that STEAMY BOY to fulfill their fantasy, Darren Villanueva is the one.\n\nPROS:\nMama’s boy (so you know he respects women) \nWorks out to keep that chiseled body HOT and READY for you\nStudies criminology but also takes 💊💊 (won’t snitch you out)\nGoes to every club and rave event\nCan outdrink you and pay for your meal\nHOT AS FUCK and 5”10 DADDY CERTIFIED \nGood with his HANDZZ (can muzz 😉😉)\nLoves hardstyle\nWill drink your alcohol for you\nHalal in the streets. Haram in the sheets\n\nCONS:\nSpaces out and doesn’t know what’s happening most of the time\nDoesn't listen to hip hop/RNB (only knows PRBLMS and pretty little fears by 6lack 😭)\nGot that PACKING HEAT BULGING OUT 24/7\nHe’s a softie so DON’T BREAK HIS HEART ❤️❤️\n\n","🚨🚨🚨Attention BOYS and MEN!🚨🚨🚨 LOOKING FOR the Bok to your Choy? 🥬 The Namja to your Chingu? The Balls to your Bubble tea?🍵 \n🌟🌟🌟Looking for some eyecandy🍭 to Chu on?🌟🌟🌟\nHere is a BRAZILIAN-KOREAN man ready to commit for an American green card or citizenship 🙄👀\n\nPROFILE\nName: Leo Chu\nAge: 20\nLocation: The city that never sleeps (cause he’ll never let you sleep) \nHeight: 5”9\nEducation: Cooper Union Civil Engineering ’20 (The most civil 6.9 GPA you will meet)\n\nPROS\n-Will cook anything AND wash your dishes for you (Hubby material)\n-MINT CONDITION (never dated before and is too clean for his own good 😩)\n-Speaks English, Korean, Portuguese, Chinese, French, Spanish, Japanese, your body language (😘) and will teach you how to say “ I love you” in each one of them\n-Part of a Dance Team like every good Asian \n-Will watch Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, and French movies and chill 😏😏😏\n-Can teach you how to dance to TWICE and Dance the night away with you 👯‍♂️\n-Will smile at everything you do (as long as you’re his type 👉🏻👈🏻)\n-Will always finish your food for you and help you with your diet 😍\n\nCONS\n-Eats, drinks, and breathes icecream and boba despite his lactose intolerance\n-Will make you feel like a bad person because he’s a real-life angel 😇😇😇\n-Will spoil you too much and make you regret seeing all the boys you’ve seen before\n-Sensitive and will cry with you over obvious K-drama plots\n-Has a weak respiratory system so won't date smokers but it’s okay because he’ll make it hard for you to breathe 🤭\n\nHit him up with those DMs @leoochu and save his lonely ass so he stops whining about not having a 男朋-YOU\n\n","the perfect pick line for subtle asian dating\n\nMe: hey I think you just dropped something\nGirl: uhhh what?\nMe: your standards. Hi I'm Shawn.","⚠️OPPAR OF ALL OPPARS ALERT⚠️\n🚨READY🚨TO🚨SARANGHAE🚨YOU🚨CONDITIONALLY🚨\n\nName: Harry Reu // ig: @harryreu\nAge:25 \nLocation: Cleveland, OH\n\nPros:\n- Dimples\n- ❗️6’1”❗️\n- Is kind of gay\n- Quality taste in music: https://open.spotify.com/…/1292208957/playlist/6UzXOTnex8YY…\n(Title of playlist: I Miss You Korean)\n- Bottomless pit for a stomach \n- Can play one Coldplay song on the piano\n- Abs are daebaKK\n- Plays bass real good if ya naw’m saying\n- Eat vegetables 🍆🍆\n- Got that 4.0 baby 😩😩💦💦💦\n- Use promo code \"REU15\" for 15% off your next MyProtein purchase!!!!\n- Will actually care for you\n\nCons:\n- EmotTIonaLLLLy uNAavaiLablEE \n- Super self conscious\n- One monolid\n- Will like working out more than he will ever love you\n- Is kind of gay\n- Has dated half of the Korean population in Ohio\n- Your parents will love him more than they love you \n- Thinks he’s cute\n- Actually a woman\n- Ugly\n\n","❗️❗️GETCHU A GIRL WHO CAN DO BOTH. ❗️❗️i know there are lots of posts on here but trust me you do NOT want to sleep on this one 😏\n\nlooking for a cutie and a baddie? meet Sarah ! ☺️ she is only the most beautiful and brilliant and loving and dynamic human bean you will ever have the pleasure of knowing . also a hella banana ass NON-ABG if you secretly want a white girl 😩💦🙋🏻‍♂️\n\nher name is Sarah Choy\n\nshe studies nutrition at Cal Poly SLO\n\nshe’s 19 and 5”7 (perfect cuddly height for all you tall bois i see out here)\n\nbest of all, she’s single !! & maybe you can be the hunnee she doesn't know she’s lookin for 😏\n\nshe likes reading dates (only kinda fat she got is a PHAT brain)\n\nshe will go on consecutive boba runs w you 😍\n\nshe will 🌬 smoke up w you (can roll her own j’s so you dont have to😛)\n\nshe WILL outdrink you\n\nHer curves are on point, hourglasses out here tryna get that sarah figure ⏳ \nshe's a dancer so yknow. that girl can b e n d 😉\n\nshe's also bod goals aka dat ass is tighttt\n\nshe has the sweetest smile and gives the warmest hugs. \nshe’s got AMAZING taste in music. Has 💣ass playlists 🎼\nshe owns two BEAUTIFUL PUPS. 🐶🐶\n\nshe will impress your parents trust me. mine love her and they never like anyone\n\ncons:\nnever gets fat no matter how much she eats (a shit ton), it can be p annoying\n\nprobably better than you at everything\n\nvegan but there’s always one kind of meat she’d be down for 👅\n\nhas a best friend who will probably hate you\n\nshe doesn't use fb but slide into the DM's @sar.choy & maybe she'll let you slide into somethin else 🤔\n\n","Tag your friend\n\nSad reaccs only :(\n\nEDIT: *insert IG tag here because this post blew up, I didn't expect it to, and I'm going to no-shame plug myself so MORE PEOPLE STALK ME*","I’ll be sure to upload a tutorial on, how to dab midair!\nstay tuned!","🚨🚨DO YOU LIKE SMALL BUT FIESTY GIRLS??🚨🚨\n\nMeet my girl Viviane Tran🤠\n\nIt’s cold here in Colorado and her small ass needs a big boi to warm her up 😤👌🏼\n\nSTATS:\n- 4’10 on a good day (short ass lil thing)\n- Tig bitties 👀👀\n- 21 in January 🎂 (CAPRICORN ♑️)\n- Junior at CSU in Colorado\n- Viet 🇻🇳\n\nPROS:\n- Can DANCE like a MF\n- Can SING like a MF\n- Smart 🧠 MF (in business and merchandising) \n- Texts back fast\n- Fucking NICE \n- LISTENS to your problems\n- LOVES HARD 💘\n- Eats anything 🍱🌮🍔🥞🍌\n\nCONS:\n- quiet so you gotta make the first move 😤\n- moody but who isn’t 😔\n- too short to kiss you so you're gonna have to pick her up\n\nHIT HER UP ON IG @ vttrann_\n\n","😩👅💦🍑 HEY BOOTYLICKERS 🍑💦👅😩 \nlooking for someone to turn up with at concerts? or have an abundance of 💸 disposable income 💸 and want someone to spend it on?\nWELL, you’re in luck because the beautiful Justina Voong is looking for concert buddies to sing her heart out with! (and also $ugar daddie$ but concert buddies are TOP PRIORITY)\n\n📍 from Sacramento, CA; studying 🔬 Biology 🔬 @ SDSU (damn she got the brains too 😩)\n\nPROS:\n- half her life is a meme (if you want evidence hmu!!)\n- has a PERSONALITY and damn we all know how hard it is to find that nowadays\n- is 5’4 I think but all heights are pros, we don’t judge here 😤😤😤\n- bilingual; can cuss you out in English AND Cantonese mmM\n- likes boba & isn’t lactose intolerant (most of the time) ooOooh\n- is a TOP QUALITY friend. I’ve known her since elementary school, and – trust – we’ve been through thick and thin together\n- can drive (uwu)\n- likes kpop! she’s trash for exo, svt, nct, stray kids, got7, bts, etc.\n\nCONS:\n- is too trash for exo tbh\n- spends 210% of her money on kpop\n- 98% of concerts attended are probably kpop\n- doesn’t accept my love sometimes but i guess that’s understandable 🙄\n- talks about her stool a little bit too much\n\nso if you’re searching for a companion for fun nights at concerts or wanna shower someone with love in the form of money 🤑🤑🤑, msg her on fb or dm her on ig @just_in_a_ ❣️ you won’t regret it :’)\n\nalso, a not so subtle plug for myself LOL find me on ig! @jovananne\n\n","Hi im in Toronto, actually looking for Judo friends\n\n","FELLAS STOP WHAT YOURE DOING 🛑ITS CUFFING SZN ❄️ HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR BAE YET? BECAUSE I GOT A FINE SHAWTY FOR YOU 😉😉\n\n✨MEET MY BESTFRIEND RENÈE CAOILI ✨ FINE ASS EXOTIC ABG 🐉✨\n\nSPANISH, CHINESE & FILIPINO \n🇵🇭🇨🇳🇪🇸\nAGE: 18 \nHEIGHT: 5’3 \nLOCATION: 📍VANCOUVER, BC BORN & RAISED 🇨🇦\nCURRENTLY STUDYING INTERIOR DESIGN 📚\n\n‼️ IT GOES DOWN IN THE DM’Z SO SHOOT YOUR MF SHOT 🏀 IG @ReneeCaoili\n\nPROS: \n-A fuckin baddie 👅🔥\n-GIGANTIC 🍈🍈\n-BBG IS SLIM THICC \n-Capricorn ♑️♑️\n-SHES A DANCER OOF 💃🏽\n-Will rave with you ✨\n-Always down for an adventure 🏞🏞\n-high alcohol tolerance 🍺 \n-Most honest person ever👌🏼👌🏼\n-Calls you daddy 😆\n\nCONS: \n-Dumb bitch 🤪🤪\n-Usually the heartbreaker & kind of a thot 💔💔\n-Lowkey blind 👀\n-An alcoholic, will drunk text you 🍺\n-Dyes her hair too often 💇🏼‍♀️💇🏽‍♀️💇🏻‍♀️\n-Addicted to caffeine ☕️\n-Will probably out dance you on the dance floor 💃🏽💃🏽\n-LOVES CHRIS BROWN MORE THAN SHE”LL EVER LOVE YOU 😕😕\n\n","❗❗ ATTENTION LADIES! WHO WANTS A WHOLESOME PUDGY FILIPINO GUY❗❗\nThen he is not for you! 😱😱😱\nHe may be pudgy but definitely not wholesome 😳 😳\nName: Albert G. Supan\nAge: 21\nHeight: 5'4\" with shoes 😍😍\nLocation: NYC\n\nPro's\n✨ Freaky in bed 😤😤\n✨ Will try anything at least once 😩😩\nWill he eat ass? YES 😍😍\nIs he willing to receive? YES 🍆😩\nIS HE PACKING🍆? maybe.. idk.. ask him, he'll probably show you 🤷\n✨ He's good in bed and good at head 😩😩\n✨ Will make you laugh 🤭\n✨ Won't make you cry 🥰 \n✨ Upcoming SoundCloud artist!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥\n✨ Watches anime 😳\n✨ Plays league 😤 Gold in rank Challenger at heart 😤\n✨ Has Years of experience 😉😉\n✨ Gamer 🎮🎮\n\nCons \n✨ Doesn't like to workout 😅😅\n✨ Probably pre diabetic ☠️☠️ Oof\n✨ Into Furry and traps\n\nMy boy haven't gotten pussy in a while gotta help a brother out. 😤😤 \nHe got great personality while horny af. 😩😩\nGive my boy a shot\n\nHe probably wants an actual relationship. Lol\nMy boi is a fun outgoing person 😤 give the man a chance ladies! Never a boring time when he's around. 😉😉\n\n","Steven Hung? More like Steven H U N K🚨🚨🚨💥: The doctor👨‍⚕️will see you now. 💯💯💯\n\nDiagnosis: you are a wholesome, chatty singleton looking for a MAN❣️🏋🏻‍♂️\n\nTreatment: a 21y/o pre-med studying at UCL 🎓(that’s right ladies, from HK🇭🇰 & Hawaii🌺🇺🇸, to the big city London now🇬🇧, this guy is international) with calves so strong some say he is sculpted like a greek god😍😍😍.\n\nPatient testimonials:👌\n⭕️🥰Strengths:\n1) A comedian in waiting, his banter will give you laugh-induced abs🤣\n2)DIPLOMA LEVEL PIANO SKILLS 😩🎹 so you can live out all of your wildest la la land dreams (but can also class it up with some Chopin)\n3) Heart of gold💛💛 and a true gent 👔(i’m talking holding doors open, will sacrifice his jacket for any temp below 16 degrees celsius❄️, will lend you all his hoodies and not ask for them back😍)\n4) Can please a woman in more ways than one 😜😏\n5) Homemade stir fry so good would make your ancestors cry💦 with pride 🤤🥢\n\n❌🤫Weaknesses:\n1) Banter may include slight savagery (but the roasts are all in good jest)\n2) On the quiet side (though a 11/10 listener)😇\n3) Will destroy you at Mario kart🏎 😤with no 🙅‍♀️remorse\n\nSo get that prescription signed off by your GP ASAP because this guy is going to be your magic bullet cure‼️\n\nmsg directly or alt I can wingwoman u big time np\n\n","🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 LISTEN UP NICE CUTE GIRLS!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨\n🥰 HI I’M BACK TO INTRODUCE MY CUTE ASS FRIEND Wes Chen 🥰\n5’10”, 19, from USC, and ABS of STEEL! 🤤🤤🤤 Chinese and he’ll BUY YOU XIAO LONG BAO (even though he can’t eat it because allergies) 🥟\nInsta: @wes_chen_\n\nPROS: \n- ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS!!!!! 🤤🤤🤤\n- he works out everyday so he has BIG ARMS and NEVER SKIPS LEG DAYS 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼\n- he played water polo so you know he’s ATHLETIC and has NICE SHOULDERS (10/10 WOULD CUFF!) 🤽🏻‍♂️🤽🏻‍♂️🤽🏻‍♂️\n- he’s a polisci major so he’s #wokeaf 🤓\n- works hard so he’ll study with you and empathize as you guys study together 📖\n- he lived in oregon for a while and it’s cold af so he can give you his jacket if you’re freezing in the socal cold ❄️\n- the nicest boy i have ever met and super friendly (so you can introduce him to your parents, your friends, and even your exes — he will legit befriend them all) ❤️❤️❤️\n- loves NOODS so he will take you to endless ramen dates nomnomnom 🍜🍜🍜\n- will PARTY with you and can drink with you 🍻\n- WHOLESOME AS FUCK!!! SO NICE!!!!! HEART OF GOLD!!! DID I MENTION HE HAD ABS!!!!👀👀👀\n\nCONS:\n- sometimes never shuts up\n- tells a lot of very unfunny jokes that you either will laugh at or you’ll want murder him depending on your sense of humor\n- might have to fight other girls for his golden heart\n- will tease you endlessly\n- owes me boba but still hasn’t pulled through………\n\nSLIDE INTO HIS DMS NICE CUTE WHOLESOME ABGS (or not)!!!!🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ he will take you on a boba date if he doesn’t i will personally beat his ass ❌❌❌\n\n","💝💛💚ATTENTION💙💜💖\n\n⭐️UPDATE⭐️\nY’all get him:\n🔸500 likes and we’ll post pics of his yorkies: WOOHOO check out the video added of the cute bb doggies 😍 \n🔸1K likes and we’ll put up video of him singing your fav Christmas carol cuz all we want for Christmas is Kevin Zhang 🎄\n🔸2K likes - taking suggestions comment them up bbs 😉\n\nTL;DR\nSlide into his insta @kevinzhangaroo/UCLA grad/ 22yo/ Los Angeles/5’11”\n\nLooking for a cute, wholesome baby boi you can bring to your Christmas family dinner?🎉 LOOK NO FURTHER CUZ MY BB HERE IS SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE Kevin Zhang He’ll sing Christmas Carols 🎤 at the piano 🎹 all throughout the evening and impress even your most judgmental CrazyRichAsian aunties. Just look at those dimples they’ll make you wanna lick it lick it lick it lemme say OHHHH OHHHH 😫👅💪🏻😝\n\nFuccboi 1 taught him love,\nFuccboi 2 taught him patience,\nFuccboi 3 taught him pain,\nNow he’s so amazingggg he will make you say THANK U\n\nPros:\n\n💕UCLA B.S. in Neuroscience and (partial) English minor*wauuuuu, his MIND. So POWERFUL.\n\n💕globally cultured with his study abroad years in Australia ✈*we know what he really studied was how to 👅🍆🍆🍆😤\n\n💕daddy to 2 cute yorkies🐶🐶\n\n💕will serenade you with love songs with his jazzy bari voice 🎼\n\n💕speaks Cantonese and Mandarin fluently, so he can order you (and Let the lights) dim sum \n\n💕will take pretty pictures with and for you (Instagram \n @KevinZhangaroo)\n\n💕can spread some optimism and positivity and self-love no matter how bad your day is\n\n💕always has a dirty joke or witty comeback ready for you\n\n💕loves the outdoors - hiking, kayaking, biking, walking and enjoying nature like Henry David Thoreau told us to 🚵🏻‍♀\n\n💕will be your arm candy everywhere you go \n\nCons:\n\n💕 Claims to have a micropenis, but probably lying to just keep people from drooling over his Big Dick Energy too hard (haven’t seen it so can’t testify)\n\n💕gotta feed him compliments every other hour\n\n💕always busy doing something overachieving with his life, might not text you back right away\n\n💕cant stop singing Ariana Grande, Sam Smith, Kelly Clarkson, or Adele\n\n👨🏻‍🎓👯‍♂️💼Network with him too if you’re working in Consulting!!!!\n\n","even WEF knows where the S.A.D action is at .. brb packing my bags","🚨HOTTIE ALERT🚨\n\nAre you taller than 5’5”⁉️ Do you enjoy Dad Jokes⁉️Are you part of a frat⁉️Do you want a REAL ABG⁉️\n\nI introduce you to RACHEL PHAM (Raquel if u feelin a lil spicy👅💦)\nAge: 19 Years of Age\nHeight: 5’2” (20inch waist of ur interested in that shit)😈\nLocation: Michigan (💚Michigan State University💚)\nPros: \n- Can study with you till midnight (Have and will sleep at the library with you)\n- Can party with you till midnight\n- She gotta hella cute face but also a hella cute personality\nCons:\n- She’s highly requested so unless you special she probably will leave you on read\n- Hates to text but loves to FaceTime so make sure you be looking hot 24/7\n- Hella lightweight so better be weight lifting.\nRequirements\n- needs to be taller than her (shouldn’t be that hard boiz)\n- MUST be able to laugh at her dad jokes \n- LOVES FRAT BOIZ \n- Gotta have a big heart but also a big feet (if you know you know😉)\n- MUST be approved by me🙃\n\nSlide into her FB, Snapchat, or Instagram \nFacebook: Rachel Pham\nsnap: rachel_marie48 \ninstagram: rachelmpham\n\nImma sleazily drop my Instagram just in case my sister gets famous \nInstagram: yooonseee\n\n","👅💦 ATTENTION TOKYO MALE RESIDENTS & TRAVELERS 👅💦\n\ntokyo’s getting mighty chilly. \ncuffing season is approaching.\nlooking for a one-of-a-kind, eurasian cuddle babe?\n\nmeet Yoshiki Yamamoto (山本喜己) a.k.a. your next tokyo boo.\n\ncurrently working as a developer in tokyo during his interim year (software engineering degree at the university of michigan.) looking for some fun, warm entertainment? forget airbnb experiences, slide into his dm’s to book directly and put this short-term investment down for massive rewards.\n\nIG: @yoshimoto__\n\nage: 21\n\nheight: 5’ 10” (178cm) & then some\n\nlocation: Tokyo\n\n𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗦:\n- dual citizen 🇯🇵🇺🇸 (get yo japanese spouse visa, baby) \n- killer chef & baker\n- tokyo hipster cafe specialist\n- goofy but down-to-earth and can keep you grounded\n- best smile and even better... 😉\n\n𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦:\n- suffers from sadboi syndrome but recovers when cuddled\n\n","💯 ATTENTION ALPHA ALERT 💯\nAre you tired of wandering aimlessly through the dating market without luck? Do your parents consistently nag you about finding a good Asian man? Are you getting older, with a growing fear that you will end up alone?\n\nIf you said YES to any of these questions, then look no further! \nIntroducing Jack Hsieh (IG @jackhsieh123)\n\nSpecs: 🔑\n5’7.5, 26 years old \nCanadian Born Chinese \nLocation: Lives in Canada, Toronto, currently resides in Taiwan\nPieces ♓\nENFP\nA real Jack of all trades (but master of none)\n\nPros:\nWholesome 乖仔 (good boy) with true Chinese family values.\nA real alpha (never worry about choosing a restaurant again). 💪\nClaims to know more about Chinese culture than other whitewashed CBC/ABCs (he's lived in Taiwan for more than a year).\nCan speak English, Canto, Mando (Will impress the parents)\nLikes to watch K-Drama, C-Drama, Taiwanese Dramas, TVB-Drama, American Drama, Anime, and loves movies.\nLoves Chinese Music.\nHe can allegedly cook a decent meal (3 dish, 1 soup).\nLOVES KIDS – currently teaching English to kids.\nLoves cuddling.\nActually knows the difference between good and bad BBT. \nMore mature than those young boys who are 25 and under. 🧐\n\nCons: \nLess mature than those old men who are 27 and over. 👶\nHates Raving\nOnly knows the top 20 billboard English songs.\nTerrible singer (which means you can outshine him at karaoke). \nLoves his bros (less time for you).\nMight have OCD, because he's TIDY AF!\nThinks Kobe is better than LeBron. 🙅‍♂️\n\nIdeal partner:\nLooks like an ABG, but not actually ABG \nLong hair\n\nTrue love could be just around the corner. What are you waiting for? Slide into his DMs today! 💨 💨 💨\n\n","s/o to all the legends testifying for their friends with next-level salesmanship. wolves of wallstreet, u guys and gals are the real MVPs here. 👏🏾👏🏾 #props","ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME … HER HEART?!?!?!? 😮😮🥰\n\nN A N I\nATTENTION TO ALL OF YOU 슬픈 남자 (seul peun namja 😢) OUT THERE! STOP HUGGING AND CRYING INTO YOUR PILLOWS AT NIGHT AND HIT UP MY GIRL KATE JUNG! 🇰🇷🇰🇷😍😚\nQUICK MAF… I MEAN FACTS:\n\nName: Kate Jung\nAge: 19\nLocation: Toronto\nContact/IG: @xkatejungx\nLooking for: a new mans\n\nPROS:\n- She’s loyal, caring, and down to earth!(That’s like 1 in every 8192 girls, which is also the chance of finding shiny Pokemon 😉)\n- She eats everything, from non-salads to your bad cooking! (Probably too nice to say no to anything you give her) ☺️☺️\n- She’s all for the balls… (pays an extra 50 cents for boba) 😋\n- Will pay for her own food and probably buy yours too \n- Lots of aegyo 🥰\n- She’s studying Graphic Design at OCADU so you already know she’s aesthetic 👌🎨 \n- She has supportive friends like me (shameless plug hmu hehe xd)\n- Idk if you’ve noticed but she’s GORGEOUS WOWOWOW 🌟 She prefers no glasses but I think she looks stunning with or without, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE FELLAS 😉😍😍\n- The mom friend (she likes cleaning and taking care of you) \n- Down to stay home and watch Netflix or watch you play Fortnite > clubbing\n\nCONS:\n- 5’7 so she’ll probably be taller than you (Sorry guys I know how it feels ;-; sad 😢/angry 😡 reaccs only) \n- Can’t cook (I have heard mild horror stories, but no real experiences) 🤮\n\nConsider this post an upgrade from your measly little pokeball to a MIGHTY THICC ULTRA BALL! IF THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HER THEN YOUR STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH SMHHHH 😤😒\nLET THOSE TEARS OF SADNESS BECOME TEARS OF JOY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣\nCredits to Sophia Choi whose post got rejected, can we get an F for for efforts 😩😩😩😩😩😩\n\n","❤️💚HO-HO-HO CHRISTMAS IS COMING💚❤️AND WHETHER YOU’RE NAUGHTY OR NICE James Cho IS YOUR OFFICIAL K-BOY TOY FOR THE SZN🎁\n\nHonestly, this kid is my best friend and im a little hesitant to auction him off like this. But! He deserves all the happiness in the world and if youre really the ONE for HIM, you’ll receive everything you’ve ever dreamed of. Seriously, he’s the ‼️COMPLETE PACKAGE‼️\n\nOkay so let’s open this present up:\n\n🎁James Cho\n🎁20 y/o\n🎁5’10 (yum)\n🎁NYU\n\nPros: \n-Well-dressed \n-Great conversations, will always remember everything (even the smallest details, like your parents birthdays)\n-Will bring food to your door at any hour (hangover food, pms chocolates, you name it)🤤💘\n-Will watch gossip girl and kdramas with you❤️\n-Will cuddle you and wait for you to fall asleep first so you’re never bored/lonely\n-Incredibly street smart, will be your tour guide in KOREA, NYC, and CHICAGO (wow) \n-A bit dark skinned, but its the NICE TAN\n-Got ABS and ARMS, so carrying your drunk ass home and your shopping bags will be no problem😂\n\nCons:\n-Looks skinny in photos, but honestly irl hes not like that \n-Will send you snaps of his cat more than his face👎\n-Can be lots of fun at parties+clubs but will give all that up for his bae (this is a CON FOR ME bc he’ll ditch me for you) \n-Insta captions are a bit corny\n\nPre-order this limited edition gift NOW.\n\n‼️‼️‼️Follow his instagram @jamesch0 or DM him separately on FB‼️‼️‼️\n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/jamesch0/\n\n(follow my insta too if you want a bigger chance at snagging this deal @hirachelhere <3)\n\n","HEARD YALL LADIES COMPLAIN ABOUT NO DMV REPRESENTATION\n\n💫YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.💫\n\nPROMO-ING MY BRO Alan Phan, AGE 22, A MARYLAND BOI LOOKING FOR HIS BOBA BAE (it's cool if you like jelly better though, he don't discriminate)\n\n(may or may not be related to Michelle Phan the youtuber, still doesn’t know to this day)\n\n**PROS**\n●VERSATILE FRAT BOI: CAN SWITCH TO AND FROM WHOLESOME ON COMMAND\n●GOT THAT LANKY MUSCLE IF YOU DONT WANT A BOI WHO’S BUSSIN OUTTA HIS SHIRT👕\n●HAS HIGH METABOLISM, SO IF YOU CAN’T FINISH YOUR FOOD, WILL EAT IT ALL FOR YOU (CULTURED PEOPLE DON’T WASTE FOOD)\n●HAS V GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC, KNOWN FOR PROVIDING THE BEST PLAYLISTS AT TURNUPS (CLASSIC ROCK? R&B? EDM? SPANISH? RAP? SAY NO MORE.)\n●HAS BEEN TO EVERY BOBA SHOP IN THE DMV & CAN GIVE YOU THE BEST RECS\nBILINGUAL = CAN SPEAK FLUENT VIETNAMESE, WILL IMPRESS YOUR PARENTS (HIS CHUC MUNG NAM MOI FORMAT IS BETTER THAN YOURS)\n●HIS RAMEN IS NEVER OVER-WATERED, ALWAYS GOT THAT THICC SEASONED TASTE\nDANK TASTE IN MEMES, WON’T TAG YOU IN BASIC STUFF\n●CARPOOL KAROAKE IS ALMOST BETTER THAN JAMES CORDEN’S (LIVES OUT THE CLICHE OF MIDNIGHT DRIVES BUT IRL)\n●ANIMAL WHISPERER B/C FOR SOME REASON CATS AND DOGS LOVE HIM ON SIGHT\n\n**CONS**\n●WON’T STOP EATING (BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL MAKE YOUR MONEY’S WORTH AT KBBQ)\n●HAS fAsHioNabLe JACKETS THAT YOU WILL WANT TO STEAL (E.G. THE THICC QUALITY JEAN JACKET THAT IS THE PERF SHADE OF BLUE)\n●RIGHT UNDER 6 FEET (5’11) , BUT THIS IS STILL A GOOD VANTAGE POINT AT RAVES IF U TRYNA RIDE ON HIS SHOULDERS\n●TELLS (too many) LIT STORIES WHEN TOO TURNT\n\nSLIDE INTO HIS DMS ON FB OR INSTA @MR__PHANTASTIC\n\n","If you’re looking to slide through the DMs, look no further we have Devin and Mike!\n\nReplace your pillows with these bad boys tonight:\n\n💞💓💗💖💘💝💓💗💖💘💝💓💗💖💘💖💓Delicious Devin & Magic Mike’s chest💘\n💞💘💝💞💗💘💓💗💖💘💝💓💗💖💘❤\n\nPros:\n\nDelicious, delightful, Devin Micheal Graham: 24 | 6ft on 2 steps of stairs [5’7] but what he lacks in height he makes up else where | Eurasian daddy | Looking for someone who can improve his Canto and Mando | “Finding my replacement LG dishwasher” | Got that HK residency so the HK hunnies dont have to worry about him having to leave HK\n\nMysterious, magical, Mike Tran: 26 | 6’3 can be conscripted to play in the NBA | Can drive and operate heavy machinery | “The kind of person I am, is that guy that rocks up on a motorcycle in front of your house and has you clenched on while heading towards the sunset. With your parent’s permission of course” | IG: miketran.vn\n\nBoth can give Australian citizenship for you American and Canadian hunnies!\n\nCons: Would rather spend time on Subtle Depressed People Traits than finding a gf\n\n","Any asian girls between age 26 to 32 in SF Bay Area hit me up. For long term relationship.","💣💣💣THAT'S RIGHT LADIES. YOU ARE AWAKE. THE MAN YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT IS RIGHT HERE. 💣💣💣\n\n🗽NYC🗽\n\nIG: @thebadprince or visit his website callmezaddy.com\n\nHeight: 5'8\"\n\nEthnicity: 🇵🇭 FILIPINO 🇵🇭\n\nLooking for a man who's all about commitment? Look no further because this man is committed to his art!\n\n⚠️PROS⚠️:\n✔️His name is Jomi (wow unique), but you can call him zaddy\n✔️What he lacks for in height he makes up in BIG 🍆ENERGY😩💦\n✔️Probably has a bigger 🍑 than you\n✔️Can 🗣 4 languages: English, Tagalog, Love and Tongue 😜😜😜\n✔️You can have 🔥 conversations about anything: peep his Twitter @thebadprince\n✔️Will outdance you 🕺🏻 Also provides lapdances just for you 💦💦 (Just play this song: https://open.spotify.com/track/6mz1fBdKATx6qP4oP1I65G…)\n✔️Makes dope playlists: (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5hgbtpoFjAyX1xw6d8WXzc)\n\n❌CONS❌\n✔️Will prolly look better than you when you're with him (HE WORKS FOR GQ 👔)\n\nTHIS IS THE MAN YOU WANT TO BRING HOME TO YOUR PARENTS 👨‍👩‍👧 A PRINCE IN THE STREETS BUT YOUR TATAY IN THE SHEETS 😩🍆💦 HE'S GOT STYLE, INTELLIGENCE 🧠 AND A 💰401K💰\n\n⏰⏰⏰TIME'S RUNNING OUT⏰⏰⏰\n\n🔫 SHOOT ME OR Justin Dumadag A DM FOR THE PREMIUM PACKAGE (COMES WITH EXCLUSIVE DANCE MOVES AND A POLE) ❗️❕🔫\n\n","Hiiii guys~ I’m here to present- - - \nNowell Cheng!!! 😄She’s 18 based in NYC\nHalf Malaysian 🇲🇾 and half Chinese 🇨🇳 \nHas a hipster sense of style👌\nDoesn’t tell funny jokes (she thinks they’re funny tho🌝)\nbut her presence is enough to entertain you😉\nHer smile is infectious and she’s never not smiling🌞\nShe plays the drum🥁 (horribly but it’s endearing👌\nLoving and caring for her friends that they come first😤\nA scholar and a runner~> that’s how she got her snatched waist\nAnddd a great dancer! 🎉 great at parties but you’ll get a good view of her skills🥳\nHas 2 ADORABLE cats: Chichi 🐱 and Soju 🐱\nSo hit her up at: \nSC: nowellers\nIG: nowellers\n\n","everyone in this group","In the full day since I've joined everyone's been advertised on here as wholesome... Y'all all can't be that wholesome... Where the baddies at? 😂","Let's see how ABB/ABG y'all really are.\n\nShameless ig plug: instagram.com/edddstra","🚨🚨911 What’s your emergency?🚨🚨\nWe have a solid code ABG in need of a man stat!\nLooking for SUGAR DADDY or FINANCIAL EQUIVALENT\n\nABG: Monica Chin \nIG: @mclovinmonica\n\nAge 20 attending UC DAVIS (she smart af, got accepted into Berkeley, but REJECTED them for family 🤞🏼😫🙏🏼)\n\nSTATS: 5’3, natural brunette, symmetrical yitties, 10 count em TEN beautiful nimble fingers ready for handshakes among other things 😉, and PUMPED FULL OF ESTROGEN RED E TO MINGLE\n\nLIKES: AMATEUR PORN, PUSSY cats 🐱 of all breeds and sizes, DIG BICKS, 🦠DANK MEMES, TJ MAXX, CASUAL JOGS BY THE BEACH 🏖, YIKIN ON STRANGERS GUYS AND GIRLS, LUKEWARM SOUP, and giant WET💦💦 burritos with no beans because beans make her FART\n\nDISLIKES: slide into her DMs and if she doesn’t respond, it’s you! (Response time may vary due to her fluctuating schedule)\n\nFun facts: \n-Use to play golf so she really knows her way around long sticks and balls\n\n-Can wash up to 8 dishes in one sitting!\n\n-Born into a NEW MONEY family and looking for a mans to keep it that way 💵💵💵\n\n-Can spend $200+ online for a Victoria Secret Panty Party sale\n\n-Has Americanized parentals that will judge you but still be very nice\n\n","🤮sick of 老外？not looking for a guy?👯‍♀️\n\nThen I’ve got the 👼乖姑娘👼 (Gud Girl) for you!!!\n\nMeet my housemate Olivia Dontsov!! She’s looking for a nice WOMAN/NB person to do gay shit with!! No men!! 🙅🏻‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👱‍♂️❌👱‍♂️❌👱‍♂️❌\n\n21/NY area/instagram @zackstruver\n\nPros:\n❣️fucking gorgeous and made our house a quiche just slide in her dms rn\n❣️乖 in the streets, 坏 in the sheets\n❣️Trilingual: Russian, English, French\n❣️spends hours watching Mario party let’s plays\n❣️performs in burlesque, probably gives the best lap dances\n❣️plays guitar and sings, knows about 5 songs\n❣️writes diaspora kid poetry and will make u cry\n❣️watches stupid kpop vids after only a little persuasion\n❣️biggest dick energy out of our friend group which isn’t saying a lot\n❣️loves anime a lot like....she LOVES anime\n❣️loves pigs so just slide in her dms with a pig pic and she’ll love u instantly\n\nCons:\n❌hentai addiction\n❌commented publicly about my taint on subtle Asian traits\n❌don’t get me started on her dishwashing habits\n❌doesn’t speak Chinese!!!!! Grr!!!\n❌dressed like a minion accidentally the other day\n❌has never been with an Asian\n\nLETS CHANGE THAT LAST ONE! SLIDE AWAY FRIENDS!!!\n\n","STOP🛑RIGHT🛑THERE🛑 靚仔！ Are you looking for a wholesome 宝贝 😇 to get bubble tea with? Someone to sing 🎤 童话 with in karaoke, only to sing 🅱️TS in the car 🚗 ride afterwards? This 靚女 searching 🔭 far and wide for an equally wholesome namja chingu 👫 to 💖s💖a💖r💖a💖n💖g💖 this holiday ⛄ season! Think you're the one 🤭?\n\nName: Angel Mak (loVES being called Angle 📐 or Maki Roll 🍣, trust me on this)\nAge: 21 but acts 1⃣️2⃣️️️ half the time 👶\nHeight: 5'3, with a 4'11 personality 😅\nLocation: Waterloo 🏫 (Mon-Thu) / Richmond Hill 🏠 (Fri-Sun) / 225 Richmond 🌃 (Fri Nights) - if you know you know 😏\nNationality: Chinese, born in Hong Kong 🇭🇰 so you know she's the rEAL 😎 dEAL\nSchool: University of Waterloo for Social Work (and maybe going back for her masters! 👨‍🎓️)\nInstagram: @angeelmak 📷\n\nPros:\n• 🌍world🌎traveler🌏, flew 🛫 all over Asia twice over the summer the past two years\n• always looking 🔎 for her next adventure 📍 across the world 🗺️ (next destination: Europe 🇪🇺, Bora Bora 🏖️, or the Maldives ⛱️!)\n• big time kpop 🇰🇷 trash and will stan other girl groups 🤗 with you 🤯\n• can shred 🌊 on both a board 🏂 and skiis 🎿\n• \"definitely\" no 🙅 asian glow 🍅 (but can't handle her alcohol anyways so does this really count 🤷 ?¿¿)\n• intensive mom 👩 instincts kick 👞 in 💥 easily, will care for you when you're 2⃣️0⃣️ shots in - as long as she's not wasted on her 2⃣️ shots of soho 🥃 that is\n• not picky 😯 and will order from your fave bbt place 🤩 as long as they serve lychee green tea the way she likes it (large with lychee jelly, 30% sugar, and light ice)\n• fluent in canto, and can 🉐️ hold a conversation in mando so can impress 🙇 your family AND order for you at DTF\n\nCons:\n• incredibly lightweight, canNOT 🚫 handle her alcohol 🍺 so you will have to make sure she doesn't die 💀 if she decide to go \"crazy\" 🤪 and take more than 1 shot 😰\n• always trying to reenact fast 💨 & furious by racing 🏎️ random strangers 😕❓ on the road \n• forces you to let her piggy 🐷 back you, even tho she shouldn't 🤭 - but CAN 💪!\n• is kpop trash 🗑️ and is absolutely whipped for the bang💥tan boys 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠\n\nLooking for a tall, nice boy who's down to sing some tunes with home girl and is getting some bIG bAOs, YOU FEEL?\n\nIt's shoot your shot 2018 fellas so DM her on Instagram (@angeelmak) or Facebook (Angel Mak), or DM me and I'll shoot your shot for ya.\n\n","SEXY SUNDAY SPECIAL \nAllow me introduce you to the (T)HOTTEST 🔥🔥🔥 but MODEST filipina 🇵🇭🍯 hunny i know, Umi Mangune (pronounced YOU-ME 😉) She a licensed EMT so if your heart stops when you see her she also got you with that mouth-to-mouth 🌬️💨💨😍\n\nJollibee? more like jolliBABE 😍 she the sweetest girl you ever gonna meet 😋🍦sweeter than your ube halaya, maruya, kalamay and all that good 💩 mixed together 🤗. Parents love her but don’t be fooled by her wholesome exterior, she'll show you who tatay really is 😏😱\n\nAge: 22\nHeight: 5’4”\nCurrent Location: San Diego, CA\n\nPros\n- PHOTOGENIC AF 📸🤩!! just see for yourself @umicorn will up your insta feed by 420% guaranteed 😉👌\n- HUGE J.COLE FAN, bitch gon make you call yo girl up and tell her \"hey whats good, sorry im never comin home ma stay for good\" 😼\n- hella fuckin rave slave, and venues aint the only place she rave hard at 😏🛏️\n- Selfless~ will always put your needs first 😉\n- likes EXTRA condensed milk on her halo halo ya feel 💦💦😁\n- Simple girl, give this bitch boba and she’ll be satisfied\n- Not a picky eater, always down for everything and anything🍆😜\n- Will serenade you with her cute angelic 👼 voice and smooth uke skills \n- Cuddly and always smells delicious you’ll want to eat her up 👅👅💦\n- Don’t you worry about other fuccbois child cos she a loyal fuckin bitch 😤😤\n\nCons\n- biggest weakness: 🐶 pugs & cute shit (miniso/daiso/target/your dick)\n- most convincing instigator so yo ass better be game 🥃🙈😰\n- Sleepy drunk 😪💤, but you can be the 👑Prince Philip to this Sleeping Beauty 👑\n- only 85% filipino (recently found out), but 100% WIFEY MATERIAL 💍👫💏\n\n","🆘Attention 🆘Bostonian Girls and Boys❗️\nSanta 🎅🏻 brings more than gifts and toys 🧸\nIn his sleigh jingle bells 🎊will hang 🎉\nAs this Christmas ☃️ he’s bringing Jamie Bang‼️\nShe’s the angel 😇 that lives in your dreams 😉\nSo go ahead and send her some memes 🤪🤪\nAnd hold onto your nuts 🥜and butts 🍑\nCuz here she is looking 👀 hot as fucks 😵\nCop 🚨 her now, and cop 🚨 her quick! \nCuz when ❄️Christmas❄️ comes she might be too late to pick‼️ 😵\n\n💥Name: Jamie Bang \n💥Insta: @bangbang.urdead\n💥Location: Boston College \n💥Age: 20, Turning 21 in January🎉😉\n💥This spicy Kimchi 🇰🇷 is from LA 🤪 and u already know California Gurls are unforgettable 😉\n💥Very Athletic 🏆 and fit 🤺 D1 athlete 😩\n\nREQUIREMENTS:\n💥6 ft or 6 inches 👌🏻MINIMUM 😏 jk but pls be a gucci time \n💥Butts or Nuts 🤪\n💥Have a litty personality 👌🏻\n\n","Rubee Nuhay and i got an offer of a lifetime\n\nLOOKING FOR THAT FUCKBOI AESTHETIC BUT THAT CHURCHBOI HEART? WELL DO WE GOT THE MAN FOR YOU\nMEET: Gary-Joseph Panganiban\n\nEthnicity: filipino🇵🇭\nLocation: Toronto🇨🇦\nLooking for: females\nHeight: 5’11 but 6’ with his shoes🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️\nAge: 19\n\nLet me tell you a lil bit about this man.\nPassion. 🔥🔥He got that.💯💯\nBrain. He got that.📚📚\nConnections. He make those.🤝🤝 https://www.linkedin.com/…/gary-joseph-panganiban-7b01a8129/ \n❌Been single for his whole life except for that one week in grade 7❌\n\nPROS :\n💍Wholesome\n💍Knows the pythagorean theorem by 💍heart\n💍CALI blood, raised in Montreal, based in The 6IX\n💍Photographer, will get you all them sexy photoshoots📸📸📸\n💍Church boi, loyal to god and will be loyal to you\n💍Studies the bible hard but parties even harder, will recite Corinthians (13:4) while pulling ur hair back😏\n💍Athlete ballin since he was a young blood🏀⛹️‍♂️\n💍Woke he can maintain conversations about anything! Man is cultured af. Got that journalist knowledge✍️\n💍SPEAKS 4.2 LANGUAGES Tagalog, English, French, Spanish, and learning Mandarin! Will talk dirty in any of these languages\n💍Loves singing🎤\n💍Blood type 🅰️➕\n\nCONS:\n🐍Aspiring journalist, you will be poor with this man\n🐍Loves the game more than females... ball dont lie, ball dont cheat, but you can change that in his life😉\n🐍Chat game weak. Please be patient with him\n🐍Cant decide on where to eat\n🐍Shit at singing\n\nTestimonials:\n🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟“I made out with him once” - like 20 different girls\n🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟“We’re really good friends” - like 20 different girls \n🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟“I made out with him once and we’re really good friends” - like 20 different girls\n🌟🌟🌟“Actually not that bad at singing” -maybe some people\n\nQuotes:\n“Um no, make up your own quote”\n\nShoot your shots people!\n@garyjosephp (insta)\n@beyond.oblivious (photography insta)\n\ngo follow rubee.nuh instagram just because\n\n","🚨 ATTENTION CALIFORNIA BOYS🚨 THIS CUTIE HAS ❗️NEVER❗️ KISSED ❗️A ❗️BOY ❗️BEFORE❗️ PLEASE SHE NEEDS A MAN\n\nI am taking applications for someone to take over my job as Princess Protector 👸🏻 Currently fielding inquiries for best friend’s hand in courtship\nIf interested message me on facebook. 🚨❗️If you harass her on instagram I will cut you❗️🚨I gotta screen yall thirsty asses first to protecc my gal....\nContinue Reading\n","⚠️GET READY TO STOP USING GOOGLE⚠️ BECAUSE YOUR SEARCH IS OVER❗️\n\nMeet my FAV sibling KELLY. 👧 She’s that homebody you’ve been searching for in a sea of ABGs! 🌊💅💄Shes a Kinesiology graduate 🎓 from SJSU! 🏫 GOT DEM BRAINS 🧠 and is too busy to find herself a BAE 💕 and that’s where YOU 👈 COME IN❗️She’ll be the PEANUT BUTTER to your JELLY, the 🥛 to your 🍪, and she’ll ALWAYS 💯 have YOUR 🔙 cause she’s gonna be a PHYSICAL THERAPIST 💪🏥 (see what I did there 👀)\n\n-You a gamer? 🎮🖥 PERFECT👌 CAUSE SHE IS ✌️! GO ADD HER ON STEAM 💨. -You like animals? 🐶🐱🐹🐰🐸🦍🐫🦙 \nPERFECT 👌 CAUSE SHE LIKES DOGGIE 😏 ..CAUSE SHE HAS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER🐕❗️\n-You like watching movies? PERFECT 😏 NETFLIX IS HER CURRENT BAE 📺💕\n-Got plans but you too tired 💤 to meet up with yo peeps🐥❓PERFECT 👌 SHE’LL NETFLIX & CHILL WITH YOU BACK HOME 🏠\n-Hungry? PERFECT 👌 SHES ALWAYS 👍=DTF (Din Tai Fung 🥟🍤🍚 XLB LIFE)\n-Just tired of people❓🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️ PERFECT 👌 YALL CAN HIDE FROM THE WORLD 🌍 TOGETHER 👫\n-Not a hardcore party 🎉 person? PERFECT 👌 A 🔥 DATE TO HER IS 🍛🌯🍜🍽 ADVENTURES!\n\nAge:24\nLocation: Bay Area CA🌉\nJob: Physical Therapist 💪in training (she’ll physically make you feel better 👄)\nEthnicity: Chinese 🇨🇳 🧧\n\n🏆PROS\n- University Graduate! 🎓\n-NO student loans! 🚫💸\n-CAN EAT🍑 (peaches you sickos) \n-Don’t gotta worry about her twerkin at EDC 👀\n-HAS A DOG 🐶\n-wanna get physical? 👋 she’s a future therapist \n-LOVES HARRY POTTER ⚡️\n-Likes Porter Robinson 🙌\n-She doesn’t mind thiccbois 🤤\n-Pursuing Grad School!🧠\n-Doesn’t take long to get ready 💄🚫\n-BOMB 💣 at trivia!\n\n👎cons\n- She’s feisty, but she’ll keep your life spicy! 🔥\n- Not always the best at responding via text but DONT WORRY cause she’ll be with you to talk in person! 💁‍♀️\n\nSERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY \nSlide into her DMs on IG- @toynarwhal\n\n","Soooo, I was getting my coffee at my usual cafe and overheard this guy giving his mate a full deep and meaningful convo about why he has trouble getting girls. I thought about approaching him to inform him of this group but either it would actually do him good and find someone or it will crush him even more after knowing the league level in here. After realising this, I just decided to walk away. lololol #allthebestforthatyounglad lol","Alright everyone LISTEN UP 👂\nI present to you the BEST of the AVERAGEST, Vincent Bai \nFrom LA, went to school in SD, now 📍 in the Bae Area, he's 22 years old and an IDEAL candidate for CUFFING SZN!!! he out here looking for a wholesome gal for a wholesome relationship! 💘\n\nPROS:\n- 6'0\" only thing he's got going for him when compared with them ABB's\n- Software Engineer, get your fresh nerdy boi here 👓\n- Almost always wholesome 😇\n- Has too many jackets/sweater to wear so you'll always have some to steal and wear for yourself 👌\n- TAIWANESE 🇹🇼 (my TASA president last year 👅)\n- Plays guitar 🎸 and sings 🎤 Will serenade you in English OR Chinese MAYBE Korean (sneak peak in album 💦)\n- Loves dogs probably getting one soon if possible so you'll have two options for cuddling 🐶\n- Down to eat anything, like ANYTHING 👀\n- Performed at his cousin's wedding in TAIWAN cause he got that FAMILY HONOR ✈\n\nCONS:\n- Only been to one rave (not hoesome)\n- Almost a weeb and koreaboo but not quite either\n- Potato lyfe, needs more motivation to get off his ass (that could be you)\n\nBarely uses IG but here it is: @vincebai (Link to his sad youtube channel in bio, like comment subscribe make him famous)\nSLIDE in his dm's thru fb or ig hehe\n\n","ONION CASSEROLE S.A.D. if you a loyal mans who’s up for a good challenge, is in the AZ area/from WA, and can treat my gal with love/respect COME THRUUUU BOI 😤🔜\n\nI give y’all my best friend/ride or die/basically the loml, Theresa Nguyen! She may look more korean than me, but she a true VIET HUNNY 😫🙌♥️\n\nPROS\n- she the perfect height (not too tall, not too short, 5’4)\n- has the most charming, beautiful smile that’ll make ya catch the feels if u stare too long 🧐\n- she’s from WA but in AZ for sChOoL so she finally getting that tofu skin tan 😝 (im sorry pls don’t kill me, it’s just ur whiter than me and im half white) \n- she’s studying hard to become a RADIOLOGIST at WCUI (so you know she gonna be earning that BREAD in the future 🤑)\n- is a boba barista @ pochis and starbucks barista (basically a drink making goddess, idk about food though🔥🚒)\n- loves horror movies, meat/foods, boba, dogs, cats, 🐦birb gang, doodling, music, we bare bears (especially ice bear 🐻 안녕하세요) \n- UH ABG BUT SHE DOESNT WANT TO ADMIT IT 😤\n- lowkey gAmEr GiRL (bet she can beat u in league 😈)\n- she a SMART, STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN (gonna be moving out soon at 18 bc she actually got her life together 💼) \n- basically a fashion queen ✨ you already know she can give the best glo up tips ☑️\n- VERY loyal, loving, and caring towards her family and friends 💓\n- my gal is fun, down for new experiences, open minded, extremely reliable, & hardworking (always excited to meet to friends/have a lit time, but will be there for you through the lows) 🙌\n\nCONS\n- probably will confuse tf outta ya (but like i said, she a challenge worth fighting for)\n- says she isn’t hungry but will steal your food (eats more than u but stays fit bc she blessed with dat fast metabolism) \n- doesn’t really sleep (nightowl 🦉)\n- might wake up late/might be last minute heh\n- is a picky eater (hates veggies but will surprisingly love spinach?? LOL)\n- she can be a lil petty gal so don’t do her dirty 😤\n- “i think i like him better as a friend” 7/10 times (but once u catch her interest you’re trapped)\n- not as mature as u might think (lowkey weeb, luvs her smol kdrama webtoon series but we don’t talk about that)\n\nCONTACT HER THROUGH:\n- instagram: @theresawinnn\n- (you’re gonna have to slide in through to her dm’s in order to get the others heheh or get approval from me aight 🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️)\n\nshoot ya shots kids, bc she kind of a special type of target 🎯\n\nluv ya 3suh pls don’t kill me :’)\n\n","FEELING SAD AND LONELY THIS CUFFING SZN?!?!?! FEELING LIKE U CANT COP AN S.O. BC EVERYONE IN THIS GROUP BE A 10 WITH A HARVARD DEGREE WORKING AT GOLDMAN SACHS AND U BE A SOLID 4 POTATO BARELY SURVIVING COLLEGE LIKE ME??? WELL, WORRY NO MORE!!! GET READY FOR A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO GO ON A WEEK-LONG EXCURSION WITH A SUGAR GLIDER AND TWO OF THE MOST ADORABLE AND SWEET KITTIES IN THE WORLD!!! APPLY BY MESSAGING ME!!!\n\nChikko - the 1 y/o sugar glider:\n\nPros\n- loves playing\n- can glide across the room\n- will be lured by food\n- will love you more than me by the end of this\n- very smart, will respond to name\n- THE CUTEST FREAKING ANIMAL YOU'LL EVER MEET \n- exotic af bro\n- has an instagram GO FOLLOW HIM @chikkothesugarbear!!!\n\nCons\n- slightly smelly\n- may nibble your finger\n- will not listen to you\n- takes a little time to warm up to you\n\nLeo - the 1 y/o kitten:\n\nPros\n- loves playing\n- extremely smart\n- doesn't bite or scratch on purpose\n- begs for food like a puppy\n- will probably love you more than me\n- will come to you if you clap because he thinks you're feeding him\n\nCons\n- takes a day or two to warm up to you\n- will not listen to you\n- extremely talkative\n\nMisty - the 7/o cat:\n\nPros\n- the sweetest baby you'll ever meet\n- will take your head into her paws and lick your head/hair\n- a princess\n- warms up to everyone immediately\n- loves spending time with people\n- begs for food like a puppy\n- will come to you if you clap because she thinks you're feeding her\n\nCons\n- not much tbh she is lovely ❤️\n\nAPPLICATIONS ACCEPTED ON A ROLLING BASIS!!! APPLY NOW TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES!!!\n\nTL,DR: My family and I will be gone for a week during break and my pets need a week long parent. They're super sweet and will love you and probably forget me. 😭 Compensation will be provided. Serious inquiries only.\n\n","Girls, are you ready to meet the oppa of your dreams? Then do I have the Oppa for you. Meet my RAPSTAR friend, John. Looking for that yeoja of his dreams. There’s more to him than meets the eyes if you could ever get under his shirt 😉\n\nAge: 50/2 (if you can’t do this you can’t have him)\none of the roots of x^3-25x^2+x-25=0, if you choose an imaginary root, ur just imagining things if u think ur gonna get to be with him\n(roots are i, -i, 25)...\nContinue Reading\n","I don’t wanna kink-shame him but I’m 99% sure my first ex had a crush on Latias from Pokémon Heroes. So if you happen to have a “bird-like body stylized after a plane” message me and I’ll try to hook u up (we’re no longer on speaking terms but I’m sure he’d be happy to meet u)","LET ME INTRODUCE Y'ALL to my best friend Cassandra Liau, 20 years old !\nYou can contact her through her insta @cassliau....thank me later haha 😛\nShe is currently studying in NY and is going to transfer to NYU next semester.....\nSo all the east coast guys LISTEN UP!!!!\nShe is looking for a sweet wholesome man who can treat her right and cuddle with her in the cold NEW YORK weather!!\n\nPROS:\n-HOT AF WITH BOMB PERSONALITY\n-A WHOLESOME girl who likes to stay in but also knows how to go out and have fun\n-Will go to concerts and raves with you ( skinny and small so you don't have to be too buff to carry her on your shoulders 😛 )\n-Can Speak Chinese and Taiwanese fluently...what can I say shes a cultured girl:P \n-Has the U.S citizenship that you know you need for the future 😉\n-Make dope ass spotify playlists\nhttps://open.spotify.com/user/11127375276…\n-Work at Moncler, can give you discount 😉\n-Will always be down for late night food advantures\n-Ain't clingy AT ALL, INDEPENDENT AFFF\nCONS:\n-Might be a little too independent\n-Lowkey instagram famous so you might have to take pictures for her when you guys go out\n-Too pretty so you might have lots of competitions...but it will all be WORTH IT at the end ...for that VISA and MONCLER discount 😛 ...and for her ofc...\n\nSo go DM her before she’s taken by your next door neighbor or homies 🔥💫\n\n","✨ MOMO’s BACK✨\nin case you haven’t seen him with Michael Estaris, meet the fluffiest cutest doggo\n\nBreed: Samoyed \nAge:5 months\nIG: @momothe_samoyed\n\n💕PROS💕\n-SMART FLOOFER. he can tell me when he needs to poop💩\n-good listener will pay attention to all your stories👂\n-verified GRADE A pillow for when you need it😴 especially when you need a pillow to cry on😭\n-personal heater ♨️\n-gets all the ladies and men. No discrimination 👰🏻🤵🏻\n-lazy-ish..... until he gets the zoomies🤪\n-will always love you after you yell at him🤬😍\n\n👎🏼cons👎🏼\n-only eats snow💀\n-drinks from the toilet💀\n-will steal your water bottles💀\n-will steal all the attention from you 💀💀💀💀💀\n\nLink to Michael's SAD page 😉😉😉https://www.facebook.com/groups/725870897781323/permalink/738450756523337/ \nPlease my kuya is sad😥\n\n","💥💥💥💍💍💍BEAUTIFUL MALAYSIAN ABG💍💍💍💥💥💥\n\nAre you tired of looking at the same old hot, rich, bikini-clad, ivy-league ABGs? Looking for a WHOLESOME lady you can take to see your strict parents AND bring out for raves? Presenting Hayley Looh, 20-year-old pureblood Malaysian Chinese princess, ready for someone looking to be Malaysian royalty -------> scroll for more deets:\n\nPROS\nclassic malaysian princess👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼 (possibly YOUR queen) - ‘halal in the streets😇😇😇, haram in the sheets🌚🌚🌚’ gets dat 🍆🍆🍆without d bikini pik 👀🙅🏻‍♀❌👙\n\nHOT 😍😍😍 malaysian accent 👄👄👄 - EXOTIC mix of malay, english, cantonese and mandarin make her a CLASSY 💄💄💄aristocratic girl\n\nweakness for SPICY 😪😪😪🔥🔥🔥FUCCbois 🍆🍆🍆(fuccgirls on a case-by-case basis 👅🍑😳), but secretly wants a sweetheart to fall in LOVE with ☺☺🙌🏻🙌🏻\n\nexpensive tastes 🙄🙄🙄- gucci, commes des garçon, etcetc (well... pay the bills for the PREMIUM 💍💍💍 grils, altho see note on THICC bank account)\n\nTHICC 😩😩😩 bank account - legend has it her family got a piece of them 1MDB billions 💰💰💰(even jho low trynna slide in her dms???)\n\nsurprisingly good cook👩🏻‍🍳👩🏻‍🍳👩🏻‍🍳 - able to cook up an indomie FEAST, meal preps al dente indomie for days 😋😋😋\n\ncultured AF: can mahjong 🀄🀄🀄 with your momma 👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼(tho competitive streak means momma gonna lose lotsa moolas 🤭🤭🤭💸💸💸)\n\nspent a year in HKU 🇭🇰then left for LSE🇬🇧 - this QUEEN not settling for lesser 😤😤😤 education (or lesser 😤😤😤 bois; she wanna feel like dis 🌊🌊🌊 not dis 💦💦💦)\n\nloves dramas but no drama queen 💁🏻‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏻‍♀ - down-to-earth and down for some netflix/hulu/asiancrush/dramafever and chill 😩😩😩🤭🤭🤭\n\nhas dated below 6” 🤯🤯🤯 - compulsive gambler; willing to take the 1/10 chance 🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀that you can make up for it (ie. a grower not a shower 😏😏😏)\n\ndon’t need to be a Calvin Klein model🧖🏻‍♀🧖🏻‍♀🧖🏻‍♀ (tho she could) or a model student 🤓🤓🤓(dont tink she could) to be a model girlfriend (/wife) 👰🏻👰🏻👰🏻\n\nCONS\nmight oversleep and miss your date 😴😴😴\noften mistaken for supermodel on the streets; difficult to get private time 😔😔😔\nguys camping on her doorstep make it a little awkwArd to visit 🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀\n\nps: @Hayley is honestly the sweetest girl I know and responds to DMs 💯💯💯; you miss 100% of the chances you don't take so don't be put off by the hordes of guys swimming in her DMs (insta: hayleylooh)\n\n","Sup y'all, I'm looking for a gal named Alyssa who I met at downtown Fullerton last night, goes to UCI. I have no idea how to find her so I'm trying my luck here bc I'm still trying to shoot my shot lol","","‼️ATTENTION !! ‼️‼️ HAVE U BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE BOBA爸爸 OF UR DREAMS ⁉️\n\nLOOK NO MORE 🤫 I’m here to present to you my wholesome friend Eamon Yu\n\nName: Eamon Yu \nAge: 22 😛\nHeight: 180cm (5’10) \nLocation: Sydney 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺\nHonkie 🇭🇰 \nIG: @Eamon.Yu\nLOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SPOIL WITH LOVE AND BOBA\n\npros: \n-sexy accent 😫😩🇦🇺🇦🇺\n-tall af \n-BILINGUAL (ENG, and CANTO 🤤) \n-future PhD in neuroscience SO U KNO HE SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE UR PARENTS PROUD 👨🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️\n-PASSION FOR FASHION 👏🏻👏🏻 WILL ALWAYS DRESS TO IMPRESS (HIGH FASHION AFICIONADO) \n-diamond league player 😂💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️ \n-wholesome And nice will definitely take care of you \n-LOVES ANIMALS \n-reply game strong af will never ghost you 🤪👻\n-ball is life so u know he fit as hell 🏀🏀\n-literally drinks boba everyday 💸💸\n- Insta FAMOUS has his own boba review page (y’all think I’m kidding) 🥤🥤🥤@themilkteaman\n-knows all the good spots in Sydney (who needs yelp when you can get yourself a mans like this 😍😍😍) \n-will take you on cute dates and pay for your boba 😩\n\nCons: \n-you’ll hate him because he drinks boba everyday and never gets fat \n-can’t read Chinese so you’ll have to translate if you tag him on subtle Asian traits\n\nRequirements: Alive, Asian, and female 🙆🏻‍♀️\n\n💃💃💃SHOOT UR SHOT LADIES 💃💃💃\n\nGET URSELF A WHOLESOME MANZ FOR THE HOLIDAYS 🎄🎄🎄\n\nCredits : Sunny Lee\n\n","📣Aight ladies here’s the biggest catch from Seattle! He’s 18 turning 19 on Christmas so he can be your lil Santa. 🎅\n\nPros:\n- If you want a white Christmas he can give you one 😏\n- He’s 5’2” and his dick might not be big but his heart is. 💝\n- You won’t have to worry about falling when he’s around because he will always catch you 🙌🏼\n- Future engineering degree so snatch him up whilst it’s cuffing season 😘\n- Asian parents approved 👏\n- Speaks Japanese, Chinese (Cantonese) and English. 👀\n- Can be your boba daddy & maybe your sugar depending on how cute you are 😝\n- Is a virgin so you can be his first kiss uwu \n- American Citizen so can get you a green card 👌\n\nCons:\n- Will make you laugh so much u will probably die 😂😂\n- Overthinks too much and will reply to you instantly \n- Gets attached easily and will only want the best for you 💞💍\n- Hardly drinks so u can get fucked up whilst he can look after u & u can just have a blast\n\n","💦WET PANTIES 🆘AWEWT🆘 FOW THIS TAIWANyESE BADDIE💦\n\nI pwesent to you the onye and onwy Stanley Chiang\nSTATS\nAge: 20 so you knyow he nyeeds a bae fow Vegas🍻\nHeight: 5’10” but taww in the pwaces that mattew🍆🍆😮\nWocation: Midwest 😎but owiginyawwy fwom the Bay😩\nEducation: Unyivewsity of Iwwinyois Uwbanya-Champaign fow ENGINyEEWING 😫✍🏽🤓 so you knyow hes acceptabwe to bwing to youw pawents 💁🏽‍♀️\n\nPWOS\n•4.0 Civiw enginyeewing ⁉️so you knyow he be making that ca$h moneyy🤑🤑 fow aww youw fake wash nyeeds👁👅\n\n•Sweek imPECCabwe design✅✅, buiwt fow staminya😏💦🍆🍑\n\n•Gweat fow cuddwing fow this wintew season🥰❄️\n\n•Smashes vowweybawws 🏐on the couwt and nyot afwaid to smash you just as hawd💦🍆😩💥\n\n•Wuvs the outdoows 🌲🌲so you knyow hes nyot afwaid to get SWEATY💦😛\n\nCONS\n•Nyot Canyadian 🤷🏽‍♀️\n\n•Has nyot gonye to a wave 💊🎵but YOU couwd pop his wave chewwy 🍒\n\n•You might choke fwom his BIG DICK ENyEWGY😱🍆🍆🍆\n\n","The awkward moment when the manager walked behind you as you were scrolling thru this group\n\nand it just happens to be a series pictures of topless dude\n\nand the manager said \"I am sorry\".\n\n(it just happened, not with my manager but the CEO🤦‍♂️)\n\n","ARE YOU FEELING DOWN IN LIFE? LOOK NO FURTHER\n\nName: Anna Yao\nAge : 23 (almost 24, she old af)\nLocation: Vancouver, BC, Canada\n\nPros:\n- Bio Major (knows all the anatomy 😉 )\n- Makes a lot of puns\n- Half Chinese, quarter Hungarian, eighth French Canadian, eighth Irish (shes halfway there guys!!!)\n- Has actually traveled across the world and lived there\n- Can play the piano and clarinet \n- Meme lord\n- Closet weeb (is that a pro???)\n- A FANTASTIC ARTIST (WILL DRAW YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES FOR FREE)\n- SHE CAN PROTECC (7 yrs + exp in martial arts)\n- LOVE BIRBS\n- Not a catfish\nCons:\n- Is bad at directions\n- Makes too many puns\n- Only understands English\n- Basically has no stamina (help her our will ya?) \n- Shes a potato (the Irish poking out here)\n- Scared of heights\n\n","📣ATTENTION BOYS📣\n\n💦 GRAB YOUR NEAREST WATER BOTTLE TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST 💦\n\n📍 FROM THE SMALL RURAL VILLAGE OF HONG KONG\n\n🚺 I INTRODUCE THE FILIPINA GODDESS THAT IS Sarah Nasayao\n\nAGE: 22\n\nLOOKING FOR: A STRAIGHT MALE. (really, that's it)\n\n🤭 IG @sarahnsy\n\nRemember your first crush? The girl next door? The cute girl from church? The hottie from high school? That baddie from the frat party?\n\n😍 Forget about the GIRLS, I introduce to you a WOMAN 🔥🔥🔥\n\nPROS:\n⛪ Church girl so you know she’s used to being on her knees - be her bread, so she can eat you like the body of Christ\n🍭 So sweet that you can get your boba with no sugar \n⚖ Knows about politics and current affairs, like the one that will happen between you and her\n💅🏼 No fake eyebrows or lashes, might use less makeup than me\n🤤 Curvier than a parabola\n🤱🏽 Has lots of siblings and tutors kids, so she’s ready to mother yours\n📈 Not a lot of IG followers yet, so get in early on this investment. The Initial Public Offering of @sarahnsy\n💃 So lit she literally brought the roof down at school - https://m.scmp.com/topics/city-university-roof-collapse\n🤷🏻‍♂ Goes on dates with any one who asks (so ask!)\n🗑 Poor taste in men\n\nCONS:\n🗑 Poor taste in men so if she responds...\n💁🏻‍♀ She’s short like 5’2 so you don’t need to be too tall to enjoy this ride \n🚷 She likes to stay in rather than go out, so she has no chance to be unloyal\n⛹🏻‍♂ Will never attend your sports games, if you play anything\n👩🏽‍🎓 Attends CityU (ShittyU) in Hong Kong \n🍆: Bites when she gets excited or sees something cute so beware \n🕹 Doesn’t own an Xbox or PS4 so you know she doesn’t play games\n\n📥 AND WAIT... HER SNAPCHAT IS LITERALLY @DMSARAH\n\n🔞 BOYS. IT’S A SIGN.\n\n🏊🏻‍♂ GET YOUR SWIMSUIT AND GET READY TO GET WET ON THIS DM SLIDE 🏊🏻‍♂\n\nThrow me a follow too thanks lol. Trust me, my IG captions are fire @jlam14 \nhttps://www.instagram.com/jlam14/?hl=en\n\n","what it looks like\nwhat it feels like","Sandy Nguyen BADDEST AND FINEST VIETNAMESE-CANADIAN 🇻🇳 MEETS 🇨🇦","💞💓💗💖💘💝💓💗💖💘ARE YOU UNDER 6’ AND LOOKING FOR A 可愛い GIRL TO BRING HOME THIS CHRISTMAS? 💞💓💗💖💘💝💓💗💖💘\nLet me introduce you to my girl So Hyun Lee (insta: sohyunlee_)\n\n18 YEARS OLD // STUDIES IN SYDNEY BUT IS BACK ON THE GOLD COAST FOR HOLIDAYS\n\nShe is currently studying Commerce in UNSW so you know she’s cute with brains too.\n\nPRO:\n⁃ fluent in korean, japanese, (maybe) mandarin but can and will be able to pick up any language in 3 months, AND definitely fluent in your language 😉\n⁃ can karoke in english, korean, japanese, mandarin (and maybe more languages when she is drunk) so she can sing and dance to all your fave kpop and anime songs\n⁃ will play league with you\n⁃ down to study with you in the library during the day but take shots with you at night\n⁃ 5’3 bundle of cuteness for you to cuddle \n⁃ good with aeygo (even better when she’s drunk 😉)\n⁃ will make you the bento box of your dreams (wife her up 😍)\n\nCON:\n⁃ might throw up the boba she used as a chaser after a night out\n⁃ maybe slightly aggressive when drunk\n⁃ might not want to leave the club even if it’s 4:30 already\n⁃ might have to fight off many oppas because she’s too cute\n\nSEND YOUR APPLICATIONS THROUGH TO HER BEST FRIEND Emily Lin (WHO IS SINGLE AND IS HELLA HOT TOO) OR DM HER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE STEALS HER THIS HOLIDAY\n\n","Looking for a Korean 오빠 but want somebody who's got character and isn't just another shallow Adidas-wearing ABB with a fade? Tired of seeing the same Korean bois in the same [possibly fake] designer outfits in the same cheesy (but well-lit) IG photos? Don't want your kids to have a basic ass last name like \"Kim\" or \"Park\"?\nLook no further than here!\n.\nI present to you Steven Cha! \n....\nContinue Reading\n","hey 🎄🎄you christmas 🎄🎄⛄⛄elf 🎄🎄⛄⛄lookin bitches🎄🎄⛄⛄ it's the end 😟😭❌❌of HOEvember 🍂🍂🍗🍗but that means the beginning😊😊👌👍 of DICKcember 🍆👀✊😏😏it's time to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over my boy Yong Chen\n\nNAME: Yong Ming Chen\nAGE: 20\nLOCATION: LA / OC / 626\nIG: @yongchhen\nLinkedin: linkedin.com/in/yonggchen/ (#endorse4endorse guaranteed)\n\nPROS:\n🍆Lowkey wholesome, HIGHKEY HOESOME\n🍆BILINGUAL - gotchu covered at dimsum. #byelingual\n🍆Obedient little chinese boy that your parents love\n🍆Fuckboi on the outside, SADBOII on the inside (cuz u aint in his life yet!!)\n🍆Finance Major making money movess. Call him your mutual fund hunnies. Because with you, he’s showing interest. Do you have a bank account? You must! He’s saving all his love for you!!! 💸💸💸\n🍆Loves EDM\n\nCONS:\n💀5’7” BUTTTT 5’9” with the hair. (we round up here sooo 6’ tyty)\n💀Might be more emotional than you \n💀Takes longer to get ready than you\n💀Gets fucked up after 2 shots \n💀HE’S NOT YOURS YET 😩😩😩✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻💦💦💦\n\n","🇵🇭 Filipino Pride : Sofia Andres of Durham, NC 🇵🇭\n\nName: Ysabella Marie Remoroza\nAge: 21 years old\nLocation: City of 919 🇺🇸\nLooking for: YOU 😉\nIG: @bellaremoroza\nBest way to contact: slide in DMs or leave a comment here\n\nBachelor’s Degree in Hotel and Restaurant Management in University of San Carlos - Cebu 🇵🇭\n\nJust a few things about Ysabella before you will love her more: \n- World class chef and can cook you some meals 😋\n- Speaks fluent English, Tagalog , Bisaya for life so this girl is fkn trilingual btch\n-Your parents will love her.\n\n","SAD boiz club","🚨🚨🚨ATTENTION TORONTONIANS 🚨🚨🚨\n\n🎄I present you my bestfriend, Anderson Luan available now for a low price of one large boba 🎄😂\n\nName: Anderson Luan (You can call him Andy for short or Ander like I do) \nAge: 19\nHeight: Rounds up to 180cm \nCurrently: studying at Ryerson\nLocated in: DT toronto & scarborough\n\nPROS:\n- Tall, so you can be his smol :3 \n- Can hold his alcohol EXTREMELY WELL (you know he gon be the one to take care of you after a partay)🥃🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🍶\n- CS major, GON BE RAKING IN DAT CASHHHH💰💰💰\n- Can drive (personal uber driver ;D)🚘🚘🚘\n- Has lots of friends, so you'll be gaining not only a boyfriend but also like 20 friends! 👪👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👨‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧👩‍👧‍👦\n- Has a Boba addiction (boba study dates every week!)\n- Doesn't give a fck about anything (I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN MAD!) ☺\n- Showed up in a BLOGTO video once cause he's the type of person who goes and lines up for new foods (BRING YOU ON THOSE ADVENTURESSSSS) 🍱🍲🥗🍛🍢🍣🍧🍨🍩🥧🍮🍰\n- STUDIOGHILBI LIKE FCK YEA \n- Down to watch kdramas and anime with you (move over netflix, it's time to crunchyroll and chill!)\n- Down to attend kpop concerts with you! (Always wanted a fanboy bf? He's the one for you!)\n- HE HAS ABS :) (take him b4 he loses them to his boba addiction again!)\n- Doesn't smoke \n- Has been gymming (so he's not as skinny as those outdated photos you see)\n\nCONS:\n- Has a lot of female friends (but no competition lol)\n- Has a boba addiction (only a con if you don't like boba or you're on a diet)\n- Doesn't give a fck about anything \n- Has a lot of friends (See him posting food porn from friend outing will leave you jelly, BUTTTT you can join him on his food adventures!)\n- He doesn't know how to cook 🤷‍♂️\n- Very Very Very gay for his bros, but dw he's actually straight \n- Seems dirty minded but actually very innocent\n\nTestimonials:\n\"I've never seen him angry before!\" - a friend\n\"Wow, a 3.9 GPA!\" - a classmate\n\"Thought he was an alcoholic, but he never gets drunk!\" - party animal\n\"Had to reserve an entire floor of a restaurant to go out to eat cause there were so many people\" - a friend\n\nWHERE TO FIND HIM?\nIG: @destilion\nORRR\nDM him on fb! (Linked above)\n\nToo shy to shoot your shot? \nSlide into @xoexo_resa for wholesome sisterhood loll (or more info on this cute boi, he might also respond to comments :^) so tag awayyyy)\n\n","New challenge: write a post without using the following words: wholesome, fuckbois, snack, so you know she has the BRAIN and the FACE/BEAUTY/etc., 6', rave, listing \"hotter than you\" or \"parents might like him/her more than you\" as a cons, this could be you, etc.","‼️ ATTENTION TO ALL THE GAY GUYS IN THE GROUP ‼️ YOU ARE JUST-IN TIME FOR A GREAT OFFER RIGHT BEFORE THE HOLIDAY SEASON 🎅🏻🎄🎁\n\nTHIS IS MY FRIEND JUSTIN.\n\n20 y/o, born in Greece (but now lives in Toronto) and 2nd year studying Human Biology at UofT 🇨🇦🔬🧪🧫 (He knows a lot bout the inner workings of the body 😈🍆💦) But don’t be fooled by that 😜 He also knows how to turn up 🍻🌬 Will take a shot for every time he says he is stressed 🤓📓\n\nPros: \n- Will buy you food 🤤🍣🍡🍚 (Constantly providing me with Tim Hortons ☕️ and buying chocolate bars 🍫 Will be your sugar daddy 🤑💰💸)\n- Filipino 🇵🇭 and Italian 🇮🇹 (Used to having long 🍜 edible 🍝 things in his mouth)\n- Amazing dancing 💃🏻 (Knows how to drop it like it’s hot 🔥🌯)\n- Very loving 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💕💘💖💞 (Will rest his head on yours during lecture 🙇🏻‍♂️ and always down for hugs 🤗) \n- Has a good sad playlist 💧 (But won’t be needed when you cuff him 👬👨‍❤️‍👨) \n- Cash manager @ American Eagle (Good with money 💵, ass 🍑 always on 1️⃣0️⃣ in them jeans 👖)\n\nCons: \n- Big forehead 💆🏻‍♂️ (Have to store that big brain somewhere 🧠 but what’s bigger 🎢 is his 😉 …heart ♥️) \n- 5’7” (Not a con if you’re looking for a little spoon 🥄 But emphasis ‼️ on 7 inches 😏) \n- Sort of white-washed ⛄️ (Won’t eat some Asian foods 😕 but always down for sausage 🌭) \n- Is a Cancer 🦀 (Will cry if he texts you at 1:28 and you don’t reply at 1:27 🕜)\n\n‼️ SO ACT NOW ON THIS LIMITED TIME OFFER ‼️ He is looking for a boyfriend to bring home and to keep him warm during this winter szn 🌨❄️🧣\n\nInstagram: j_mendicino \nSnapchat: justincapucino\n\n","Name: Luna aka Nana, Nani, Rattata\nGender: Female\nAge: 3 \nLocation: California\nHobbies: Eat 🍑\n\nPros:\n- We interviewed her and she’s apparently an ABG\n- A cute rug from Ikea \n- Lowkey memer\n- Likes pets (with your feet) 🤪\n- Will protect you from anything with legs \n- Wants your attention 24/7 🥰\n- Kawaii in the streets, Senpai in the sheets 👀💦\n\nCons:\n- She looks like a rat 🐀 \n- Super protective over her food, will eat anything from burritos covered in ants to random tacos 😋\n- Loves playing with bugs, especially beetles 🐛 \n- No education, can’t fetch for her dear life \n- Refuses to listen to any of your commands unless it starts with TREYWA..treats \n- Responds to Nani more than Luna 😅\n\n","❗️ARE U TRIED OF GETTING PLAYED BY FUCKBOIS❗️\n\n🛑STOP SCROLLING AND CHECK OUT MY BEST FRIEND🛑\n\nhes not the “wholesome fuckboi” type of guy he’s just WHOLESOME \n✨DEFINITELY NOT A FUCKBOI✨\nhe’s 👏gonna 👏treat 👏you👏right👏\n\nAndrew Chen/18/taiwanese🇹🇼/ 📍Syracuse, NY (but back in Taiwan over winter break!!)\n\nIg: @andrew_pudding\nsubtle plug heheheh: @vivianchien_\n\nPROS:\n🌟6’1 TALL BOI (he’s got that 666 🤙🤙🤙😏😏😏💦💦💦)\n🌟AMAZING PHOTOGRAPHER 📸📸 he can take LIT af photos of u 😍\n🌟studies design at SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY (big brain energy 🧠🍆)\n🌟big foodie 🤤 eats anything 😉😉🍑🍑\n🌟romantic 😍😍(but only once in a while)\n🌟will let u step on him for that height boost (picture proof 👇)\n🌟🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🏀\n🌟Destiny 2 Level 20 warlock!! 🤯🤯🤩🤩\n🌟also plays league and overwatch but HE AINT A PLAYA (actually very very loyal 😇☺️) \n🌟listens to Kpop!! (What is love? Maybe u can tell him 😉😉)\n🌟trilingual (Chinese English and Taiwanese) wowie so ~cultured~\n🌟爸爸媽媽叔叔阿姨爺爺奶奶 will definitely approve 🤩🤩\n🌟Good listener and will pick up whenever u call (I can vouch for that lmfaoo) \n🌟works out occasionally (so he has time for u!!) 💪😍\n🌟loves memes 🤪\n🌟amazing at beer pong🍻🍻 (I can vouch for that too UNDEFEATED DUO WHO?)\n\nCONS:\n⚡️literally a 3 year old (requires attention)\n⚡️ will talk for 3 hrs nonstop about Star Wars\n⚡️has a lego collection (pro/con u decide!)\n⚡️insecure\n⚡️hasn’t peaked yet (might not ever)\n⚡️will neglect boyfriend duties for legos\n⚡️cannot decide where to eat\n⚡️makes too many puns and will roast u\n⚡️will leach off ur Netflix account\n\nRequirements:\n🔥female\n🔥alive\n🔥BONUS POINTS IF U LOVE STAR-WARS\n\nSomeone take him please he’s leaching off my Netflix account 😒😒\nHe’s a solid 10/10 guy 😍🤩\n\nLADIES GO AHEAD AND SLIDE INTO HIS DMS @andrew_pudding\n\n","Posting for a friend\n\n❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION LADIES IN BOSTON AND HK ❗️❗️❗️\n\nINTRODUCING the 100% MADE IN HONG KONG national team PROFESSIONAL tennis PLAYER Jeff Chan\n\nPros:\n- National team professional tennis player AND BU NCAA Div 1 tennis team player\n- Awesome with the piano - ABRSM Level 7 (boy knows what to do with his fingers 💦💦💦)\n- Gpa >3.5, got admitted to Chinese University Law School (got them 🧠 🧠 🧠 as well as those packs of abs)\n- Black belt in takwendo so you will feel safe 24/7\n- Will always have a table and ur fav champagne in the club so you won’t have to worry about not having a good time\n- Will make you feel special at the club by giving you shoutouts on the huge LED screen \n- Will always be on time to anything as he has watches from almost every luxury brand u can name of \n- Loves fashion so will buy you nice shit to keep up with your favorite fashion trends\n- Loves traveling in style (jet) and will take u wherever u want in the world\n\nCons:\n- Might take you to too many restaurants and you’ll gain weight for sure\n- Studies all the time on weekdays so might make you to study together as well\n- Might food poison you\n- Will call you every time when he’s drunk to tell you he loves you\n- Will have problem walking after dating him for too long\n\nTo book you next vacation or drunk night out, please slide into his dm (IG: chanlegacy). It may take awhile for him to reply due to the vast amount of message request but trust me, he’s worth the wait\n\n","Over the years, we have worked hard to build the most revolutionary boyfriend, constantly testing, selling, analyzing and revamping our guys and girls to bring the best product we can to the table. Finally, after what seems like years of research and plummeting self esteem, we have come to create the most flawless, impeccable, and understanding boyfriend of the 21st century. I’m about to share with you a ONE OF A KIND man. 🤤\n\nName: Michael Chou\nLinkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/cym-chou/\nInsta: @mikmegmykol\nLocation: Toronto, Canada and Taipei, Taiwan\nHeight: 6”0\nWeight: 180 lbs (Lean Stud)\nEducation: University of Toronto (currently a Junior)\nMajor: Computer Science and Statistics\n\nPros:\n- Speaks Mandarin, Taiwanese, English fluently 🤩 (not to mention a little bit of japanese)\n- Will fly across the world to see you (Dedicated Boyfriend Material) ✈️ (also based on past relationship)\n- Can hipthrust 250lbs...you already know 💦😛\n- Rarely complains and can take roasts for daysssss\n- Watches Anime AND Kdrama on a weekly basis (Koreaboo plus Weeaboo WHERE DO YOU FIND THAT?) \n- Former college basketball athlete at UTM 🏀\n- Gym enthusiast (follow @mai_journeyy on ig)\n\nCons: \n- Buys too much Zara, H&M, and GymShark (go shop with him)\n- Has a thiccer ASS 🍑 than 99% of ABGs\n- He didn’t cry when watching Shigastu wa Kimi no Uso?! 😡\n- Heart and Soul always for Demacia\n- Drinks Boba without sugar...🤢\n\nIf you still don’t believe me...\n\n“Can’t believe this man actually flew halfway around the world for a girl. Treated her like a goddess. Must be nice to be ‘financially comfortable’”- Long time Broski\n\n“Usually past performance is not indicative of future performance, but he is a rare exception... That dedication doe… I’d invest” - Finance Hardo\n\n“Not gonna lie. I’d slap his ass any day of the week #NoHomo”- Roommate\n\n“Those arms that carry all the clothes he buys...I wish he could carry me too 🙏🏻” - ABG\n\n“Go check out what Michael wholeheartedly wrote for me on this exact page. And to be honest without his amazing friendship and description of me, I would have never reached that much responses. He is one of a kind. He is truly someone you want with you through ups and downs! He is THE perfect gift set that’s got everything. “ -Lisa Chou\n\n⛔️ Please do not dm on facebook⛔️\n\n","Do people not live in Québec anymore? 😂 i’m a lost cause","‼️‼️ATTENTION ALL 帥哥/ABBs/SINGLE BOIS‼️‼️\n\nLOOKING FOR A HOT ABG 寶貝 👅💦💦 TO CUFF THIS HOLIDAY SEASON??⛄️🎄🎅🏻\n\nLOOK NO FURTHER BECAUSE Shauna Tsai CAN BE YOUR 台 BAE😍😍😍\n\n18 / SOCAL / 5’5 (165cm)\n\nPROS:\n- Speaks CHINESE so can impress ur parents\n- Her parents own a restaurant so you already kno THIS BIH CAN COOK🍚🍚🍚\n- Has that Taiwan🇹🇼/US DUAL CITIZENSHIP \n- Bio major at UC RAVERside - FUTURE NURSE IN THE MAKING, YOU KNOW SHE’LL MAKE DAT 💰💵🤑 \n- she kno how to study👩🏻‍🏫AND have fun😉😜\n- RAVES, but catch her at TZU CHI on Sundays🙏🏻\n- The sorority girl you’ve always wanted 🤤🤤\n- Can take her alc🍻🍹🍾 (is always mom at parties and raves)\n- SLIM THICCCCCCC🍑😍\n- Potato🥔 by day, ABG by night (get urself a girl who can do both👏🏻👏🏻)\n- Honestly tho, shauna is hella caring and will always HAVE YOUR BACK! she's also a really good gift giver\n\nCONS:\n- NIC FIEND/POT HEAD (depends on how u look at it tbh)\n- doesn’t like boba🤧\n- SHOPAHOLIC🤷🏻‍♀️👠🛍\n- YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 5’10\n\nSERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY TO @shaunatsai\n\n","Everything here is either depressing or confidence-shattering. Let's change it up y'all.","TIRED OF UR MOM & TITAS ASKING IF YOU HAB GIRLPREND YET ??? 😩🆘😩 BC I SURE AM 😥🇵🇭 ((@filipino brothers wya)\n\nSad 😢 boiz of the OC🍊 area, if you’re tired of scrolling through ABGs🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ from Canada/East Coast scroll no further‼️ Christine Ejanda is a 21 y/o homebody 🏡 all about that sad 🥺 music 🎶 and late night talks 😍🥰 She was born in the Philippines but grew up in Japan 🇯🇵 and California, so you know she a woman of CULTURE✔️ If you’re lookin for a partner 💏🔗 to spend a wholesome night in watching kdramas 💝📺 and sippin on some calpico soju 🍓🥂 SAY👏🏼 NO👏🏼 MORE👏🏼\n\n‼️ PROS ‼️\n> A1 music choice 💯 if you’re feelin sad and lookin to feel SADDER😭 (Ask her about her 9 hr playlist lmao, if you’re a fan of HONNE, LANY, khai dreams ←- there’s ur ice breaker😍😍)\n\n> Certified mom friend, will 100% ask u if u ate yet💝🥰\n\n> Will teach u filipino 🇵🇭 recipes so u can impress ur friends 🍲🍲\n\n> A+ rave mom 🌚😩 will finesse water 💦for those in need (She’s lowkey “retired” 😗 but you could be her long-term rave bae👀 catch her at OMFG!!)\n\n> Worked as a peer health educator🤓 so u know she’s gotchu when ur sick!! 🤧😷\n\n> Bilingual 🌐 🆒 w/ English & Tagalog, take her home to impress ur judgemental parents😌\n\n> Poster child of UC Irvine’s🐜 PACN Jollibee commercials 🍗\n\n> Looks wholesome😚 but can finish a big ice in under 20 seconds like the CHAMP she is 😤😤\n\n> You dont have to worry about crying😰 around her bc she probably crying TOO 😂\n\n‼️CONS‼️\n> Tru embodiment of ur filipina titas, will take 40 min to leave the party 🙄\n\n> Always says “I’m emo”💔💔\n\n> From Temecula lmfao sorry 619 😬\n\nChristine is forreal tired of peeps SLEEPIN 😴😪 on her (and FRANKLY ME TOO SIS, u deserve some spicy 🌶 luv so like… where it at tho 🤷‍♂️), so SLIDE IN THOSE DMS!! 📩 100% GUARANTEED TO BE UR BIGGEST FAN 😍😍 INSTA: @christineee.jpg\n\n","Ladies and gentlemen, girls AND BOYS 🌈, I present the model you’ve been looking for: His name: Ash Gururajan SCROLL AND READ, FRIENDS, I’ll gather your jaw off the floor later.\n\nPros\n•aerospace engineer major minoring in political science (wholesome, woke, cultured, sm-art) 🚀🔬👨🏽‍🔬\n•6 feet tall and hella photogenic 📸📸📸\n•21 year old Big spoon and lil spoon-the rocket scientist needs his jetpack 😉🚀👨🏽‍🔬🎒\n•Ran a start up (hella hella smart) 🤓🤓🤓\n•Manages some of his family investments bling bling 💎💎\n•Art hoe- can draw and hosts wine night on the reg (10/10 gracious af and always asks if he can get you anything too many times) 👨🏽‍🎨🎨🖌\n•Poet/Author- that's right ladies and gentlemen he's got a way with words and love, be his next poem ✒️\n•Fashionista so you know he’s good girlfriend material (will pick out your outfits)\n•Will talk about music forever (Frank Ocean in the streets, Daniel Caesar in the sheets) 🎶🎵🎼\n•Never ever cold, so let him warm u up (dm for video of him shirtless diving into snow) ❄️🔥\n•Makes you that spicy curry 4 d8 nite 🔥🔥🔥\n•Lowkey a weeb\n•Can heckin drink but also takes care of drunk people 🍹🍸🍷🍺\n•He didn’t ask if you got money he asked if you were hungry 💰🍴\n•Trained martial arts his entire life so will protecc (also retired D1 fencer) 🥋🤺\n•Can talk about ANytHing\n•Hella polite your parents will approve\n•probably seen all the memes before you but will laugh at them with you \n•Eyes are hecckin pretty (hazel) 💚\n•Grows a beard quick so you can switch it up\n•Nice butt\n\nCons\n•Low-key high-key depressed and tries to hide it (always smiles at you tho because he wants you to be happy)\n•Won't shut up about politics because he cares or something SMH my head\n•Likes his phone a lil much but always puts it down during a conversation\n•Non 4.0 GPA \n•Kinda whitewashed but still culturally aware\n•From Georgia, but will move for not love, but work\n\nYOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM SO SLIDE INTO THOSE DMs AT @ani_isnt_rudh or fb message him.\n\n","💘 😚I'm playing cupid for my lovely friend😚💘\n\nMay I introduce to you Nancy Pham!\nAge: 22\nLocation: Vancouver but coming soon to Melbourne \nLooking for: Someone to send self deprecating memes to/start a bike tour/travel the world with\n\nPros:\n- She's family oriented! (Her words: Low key hates them all but would still kill for them in a heartbeat)\n- Laughs till she cries, you're always funny in her teary eyes 🤣\n- Short and cute, nicely compact hehe\n- (sometimes strong), independent young kiddo \n- Good with gifts, she will put a lot of thought into yours 🎁🎉\n- She's a foodie, will take pics of every meal 🍳🍜\n- R&B lover! 🎼\n- She's great with directions, human GPS! 🗺\n\nCons:\n- Lightweight af, don't let her drink ANY liq around family gatherings 🙅🏻🙅🏻\n- Can't make up her mind on where to live so you might have to do LDR \n- Occasionally a klutz/walking hazard. Once tripped on flat ground (she claims it wasn't), fell and ended up with a footprint on her face 👣🤣\n- Deathly afraid of bees 🐝😭 (although trying to get over it!!!)\n\n","disclaimer: perfection is subjective","💦⚠️✝️GET YOSELF A WHOLESOME CHRITISTAN ARCHITECT BOI✝️⚠️💦\n\nwhen we say wholesome Christian boi, he literally is because he says he's celibate on the daily as if he's doing the roasry.\n\nBUT DON'T LET THAT PUT U OFF - cos think of that financial stability once u marry him🤔💅😉🤑\n\nMust confess tho, he ditched his career path to professionally pursue a career in photography so he'll readily be your Instagram hubby 🙈 📷\n\n*inserts plug*\nInstagram.com/_khcf\n\nBUT THE DEGREE IS STILL THERE TO KEEp your parents happy and that's all that matters ❤️❤️\n\n😩💦🍭🍬🍼🗝️HE LOVES THAT TOY BOY LIFE 🗝️🍼🍬🍭💦😩\nso any sugar mamas or ABGs that wanna manipulate him while showering him in cash, he'll happily give up his Lords day to worship you 😩🍑✝️🙏🛐🙏✝️\n\nHe's 23 years old and from Scotland but goes to Asia (HK, China etc) often enough, honey u won't be able to tell u iz in a LDR if it happens to be 😢\n\nIf you're British, then gurrlll, he iz all yoursss💦😘\n\nIf you in the States, lemme throw a teaser; he's possibly coming thruuu 😏😏\n\nPROS:\n- his degree 💦💦\n- tall boi (5ft 11)\n-personal photographer\n- built boi (I'm talking nice and leaaann and freshly cut🍑🍗🍆) \n- can cook 😍💦\n- a clean, tidy boi\n\nCONS:\n- will spend more time on photoshop than on you 😟\n- can get abit gay with his friends, but if you're into that yaoi shit, then grab your boba and popcorn, honey, issa a bomb af show u boutta witness 🍼🍡\n\n","‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️ATTENTION ALL‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️\nu lookin for someone 💞💞💞WHOLESOME 💍💐✨ not ❌❌❌ HOESOME 🍆💦😩\nwell todays your lucky day!!!\n\nName: Zoe Lin\nAge: 2️⃣0️⃣\nLocation: Albany, NY or Syracuse, NY \nLooking for: someone to talk to, maybe it’ll lead somewhere 😉😏\nContact: @its_zoeeeee on insta\n\n⚡️⚡️⚡️LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT MY GAL ZOE LIN⚡️⚡️⚡️\n\nfluent in both MANDARIN & FUJIANESE (WHERE MY FJ AT????) she'll DEFINITELY impress the parents👪👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦\nborn in china 🇨🇳🐼 but lives in the us 🇺🇸🦅 so you KNOW she's CULTURED and AINT ANOTHER ABC\nin TWO✌️, das right ✅, TWO✌️ fraternities, ALPHA PHI OMEGA 💙💛 (community service) and THETA TAU⚒📐 (engineering), zoey's a down to earth BRO 🌎with a BIG HEART 💗💗and an even BIGGER MIND 🧠🧠🧠\nINFORMATICS 🖥 major with a concentration in CYBERSECURITY🛡, she'll PROTECT👩🏻‍💻 your internet history 🔍 and passwords🔐, no sketchy business tho!!! 😤😤😤\nHAS A JOB 💰and still finds time for STUDYING📖 and EXTRACURRICULARS, but dw shes on top of her schedule and WONT FORGET❗️ to PENCIL 📝you in\nshes a NATURAL ROAST MASTER 🔥🔥🔥 by just being HONEST AF!!! she WONT HOLD BACK 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️and you can trust her to tell it to you STRAIGHT 🚯\n\nIF THATS NOT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE YOU THEN\nPROS:\n🔹SMOL and LIGHT ➡️ easy to pick up and will make you feel STRONG💪💪\n🔹LAUGHS 🗣AT EVERYTHING ➡️ will make you feel like you're funny even if you're not\n🔹ALWAYS ‼️‼️ down to watch DRAMAS and watch ANIME 🛋📺\n🔹最可爱的人 💯💯\n🔹has a PASSION 💥💥 for GOOD FOOD🍱🍣🍜🍳🍕🥢\n🔹can and will make you 😂LAUGH 😂 when youre feelin ☹️ DOWN ☹️\n\nCON:\n🔸 youll NEVER❌ be the FUNNY 🤣🤣 one in the relationship \n🔸 ONE SHOT WONDER so you’ll SAVE 💸💸 on ALC 🍻\n\nU INTERESTED⁉️⁉️ HIT UP @its_zoeeeee ON INSTA\n\n","SUPPP LADIESS GET READY FOR A REAL DOOZY!\nCuffing season and still haven’t found your boo? Want a average height, thicc bod, 11/10 personality in your boytoy?\n\nMy mans Justin Lee is the right guy for you!\n💦San Diego Born and Raised\n💦Will literally eat anything you want to eat\n💦Human Biology @ UCSD on Pre-med track\n💦18 so FBI won’t ladies and gents you\n💦Offers lots to squish\n💦Loyal AF \n💦ABB (Asian Big Boy)\n💦HALFIE (Korean X Chinese) dumbass can’t speak either though\n💦Can cuss in multiple languages, Spanish, Tagalog, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc. and is willing to learn more \n💦5'7\" but has massive biceps\n💦Percussionist and Composer 🎶 he can compose love songs for you\n💦Sucks at video games so he won’t ignore you for them\n💦Will love you forever and ever\n\nSLIDE STRAIGHT INTO THOSE DMs on IG @justinleebs\n\nAlso HMU on my IG for being your wingman 😉 @good_morning_michmerica\n\n","🚨 WANTED: ASIAN GIRLS WITH LOW EXPECTATIONS 🚨\n\nTIRED OF ALL THESE FUCCBOIS WHO POST ON THIS GROUP JUST TO PLUG THEIR INSTA? WANT TO BE THE MORE ATTRACTIVE ONE? NEED YOU A MAN WHO CAN HANDLE YO KOREABOO TENDENCIES? HE 👏 IS👏 THE 👏MAN 👏 FOR 👏 YOU 👏!!!!!\n\nLEMME INTRODUCE MY 20 Y/O TAIWANESE🇹🇼 BOI Nathan Chang (IG: emotionalkids_) WHO IS LOOKING FOR A WHOLESOME (korea)BOO TO ALL YOU CUTEASS💕 SINGLE LADIES 💝💓💖💕 (he’s STRAIGHT sorry guys… but who said y’all can’t try, right?)\n\npros:\n✅ASIAN\n✅CURRENTLY IN TOKYO🗼🇯🇵 MUCH CULTURE MANY INTERNATIONAL 😱‼️\n✅SENPAI?💘 OPPA?💋 BAOBEI?😍 TAKE YOUR PICK BECAUSE HE SPEAKS ‘EM ALL, NOT TO MENTION FLUENT ENGLISH \n✅ASIAN\n✅PROBABLY doesn’t do drugs (don’t @ me if this isn’t the case) \n✅WHAT THAT MOUTH DO? 👅💦 He can RAP, SING, AND SERENADE YOU WITH THAT MELLOW VOICE OF HIS🎤 (https://soundcloud.com/emotionalkids/)\n✅YOU WILL BE ALWAYS BE THE HOTTER🔥 ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP😫\n✅YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE SMARTER🧠 ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP😚\n✅ASIAN\n\ncons:\n🚫the tokyo part (bye to 97% of y’all in this group)\n🚫not 6ft tall\n🚫probably has a hella low GPA\n🚫doesn’t go to an ivy league school\n🚫(slightly) obsessed with becoming a k-pop idol in the future\n🚫will judge you for what you wear bc he hypebeast af\n🚫probably cares more about tzuyu and red velvet than you\n🚫thinks he can marry tzuyu now that JYP dating ban has been lifted\n\nIN ORDER TO BE NOTICED BY THIS HANDSOME, MILDLY ANNOYING MAN: slide in to them DM’s😉 or comment down below🥰\n\n","WHAT KIND OF WATER ARE YALL DRINKING TO BE THIS ATTRACTIVE AND SUCCESSFUL?!?!?","LISTEN UP LADIES!!\n\nMy boy Eric \"RIC\" Li just wrapped up his teenage years so it's high time we find him a girlfriend 😎\n\nAge: 20\nLocation: Berkeley\nLooking for: Girlfriend\n\nPros:\n-UC Berkeley EECS 🥦🤭\n-Badminton super star 💪💪\n-Nice legs 💦🍑\n-Weeb 🤓\n-League of legends professional 😍🤩\n-Boba connoisseur 🤧\n-CUTE AS FUCK\n\nCons:\n-Sucks at league of legends 🙃\n-Nocturnal 👻\n-Weeb 😷\n\nIf you're an abg(or girl in general) tryna get cuffed in the bay/SD... then you don't want to miss out on this golden 💸💵 opportunity 😉\n\nFeel free to contact Eric through Facebook messenger!\n\n(happy birthday ric)\n\n","🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑ARE YOU THIRSTY FOR SOME MAJOR CHEMISTRY IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW😩💦😩💦😩💦😩💦🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑\n\nARE YOU LONGING FOR SOME CHEMICAL BONDING IN YOUR SCHOOL LIFE👉👌💦💥🤪\n\nWELL LOOK NO FURTHER BECAUSE MY HOME GIRL RIGHT HERE IS THIRSTY FOR SOME CHEMISTRY IN HER LONELY LIFE👩🏻‍🔬👩🏻‍🎓👩🏻‍🔬👩🏻‍🎓\n\n- THIS GODDESS GOES BY THE NAME Juliana Nguyen (ig handle: @jtnxo)\n- GIRL IS 18 BUT TURNIN 19 AT THE END OF THIS FESTIVE MONTH🤪🤪🤪\n- STRAIGHT FROM EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA🇨🇦\n- MAJORING IN CHEMISTRY AND PSYCHOLOGY (she can test your liquids while playing mind games on you😏😏😏)\n- THATS ABOUT IT CUZ HOME GIRL JUST NEEDS HELP IN CHEMISTRY AND SHE NEEDS SOMEBODY TO HELP HER BOOST HER GPA (a 3.9 is unacceptable on her gpa she wants a 4.0😭)\n\nSOMEBODY WITH BIG BRAINS IN CHEMISTRY PLS SEND HER HELP (she also likes other big tingz my guys😏😏😏😏)\nDONT👏 BE 👏AFRAID👏 TO 👏MAKE👏 THE FIRST 👏MOVE 👏SHES 👏LOOKING👏 FOR👏 HELP\nCONTACT YO GIRL ON IG SHE ACTUALLY NEEDS HELP IN CHEMISTRY @jtnxo\n\n*disclaimer: this is not her full profile yet just wait til finals are over and yo girl will be glowin brighter than an exothermic reaction😩💥\n\n","👏LISTEN 👏 UP 👏 FELLAS!!!! NEED A RAVE BAE? 🌟🌟 she’ll be at ubbi ;)🌟🌟 CONVINCE HER TO COME TO TRITONAL TOO!!!! NEED A GIRLFRIEND SO YOUR PARENTS WILL STOP ASKING QUESTIONS?!?! LOOKING FOR A GIRL TO TAKE 🌲HOLIDAY🎄PICS WITH? ✨Enchant✨\n\nI GOT A PERFECT 🌸美女🌸FOR YOU Annie Liu ig: @annniemei\nMUST BE WHOLESOME - NO FBOIS sorry💦💦💦\n\nDALLAS, TX // 21 // TAIWANESE\n\nPROS💟\n💗CAN IMPRESS PARENTS😩😩\n💗can cook waifu material right there 🍳she also be looking like a full course meal😍😍😍\n💗can achieve anything once she puts her mind to it😉\n💗very pretty ACTUALLY hot af 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥\n💗can be 2 people: the studious polite girl 😇your parents always wanted you to bring home OR the HOT, SEXY, RATCHET AF ABG you be dreaming ‘bout 😈\n💗I mean she gonna graduate with a nursing degree 🎓and goin’ back for that MSN so you know she can make her own bank and don’t need you to buy her boba (all the time) 🤑🤑🤑\n💗the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet💕💕\n💗she a family girl all that filial piety so you know she WHOLESOME👌💯\n💗tall so no need to break ur back from all that bending..unless you into that she willing to explore ;)\n💗THICCC👀👀👀\n💗GPA probab higher than yours😮\n💗fluent in Mandarin 💯\n💗she smart, she pretty, she nice, she tall, she got the bod, oh and did I mention she can draw too? damn she the whole fucking package ✅✅✅ BEAUTY AND BRAINS ❗️❗️❗️ U CANT BEAT THAT🙌\n\nCONS\n🔥👅💦got thirsty ass hoes 👀👀👀(me included) filling up the Great Wall of China so you might have some competition but don’t worry she ain’t cuffed yet so u still got a chance so stop reading this and start sliding 👏HURRY 👏UP 👏CHOP 👏CHOP👏\n*may need to be interviewed by overprotective friends (better not break her heart 💔 or we’re coming after you ☠️ BE WARNED) 👊\n💔roasts you BUT IT BUILDS CHARACTER 😏😏😏mama didn’t raise no bxtch😏😏😏\n💔has a huge 🐶 that can potentially leave scars 😢\n💔TALL SO YA BETTER PUT ON SOME ADD ONS TO BE 6FT+😮😧😦\n\nBETTER SLIDE INTO HER DMS FAST! 💏\n😒😒Serious inquiries only😒😒\n2k18 shoot ur shot 🙄 contact us💦💦Tiffany Lao Cassidy Chi Tang Kingkongyo💦💦 if u can’t do it urself and need us to wingwoman u 🙄🙄🙄 (“she wants a MAN, not Zachary Isa Nguyener”)\n\n","Any cute and wholesome ABG looking for an ABB?? Then stop reading. Go find your little Asian Baby Boy elsewhere because what you have here is an Asian Manly Man. And... he threatens to not fix my cars if I don’t post this, and I can’t say no to FREE labour, I AM Asian.\n\nName: Howard Chiang (AKA How Hard) | Age: 22 | Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada\n\nWho he wants: A “wholesome” cute innocent ABG or ABB or whatever you identify yourself as. He’s open to ALL options. Mainly looking for someone to eat, chill, drink Bubble Tea, cruise, and just spend some time with so I can go and find my own ABG. 🤭🤫\n\nPros: \n📌 Canadian Taiwanese Ricer ... I mean Racer 🍚 🚘 🏁\n📌 6’ tall ladies!!! When he tippy toes to try and kiss you 😘 😘 💋 \n📌 4.0 GPA (Girls Per Arm) because he jacked AFFFFFFFF 💪🏼 💪🏼 💪🏼 \n📌 BIG 💪🏼 SMALL 🍆 , so you “wholesome” ABG won’t be hurt physically, and emotionally ❤️ \n📌 Aircraft Mechanic - fixes your cars and your daddy’s private planes ✈️\n📌 Loves diving - so you know he’s not scared to go down head first and loves it wet 💦💦💦\n📌 Can pull out a Honda engine in less than an hour, so you know his pull out game is strong. 💪🏼 \n📌 Tatted up where it matters so he’s ready to meet your parents 👨🏻👩🏻\n📌 He can’t really lift weights 🏋🏻‍♂️ but he will always be there to lift you up 😉\n\nCons:\n❌ Will ghost on his friends because he is 💯 dedicated to his ABG 👻 \n❌ He might love his cars more than you 🤔\n\nIf this is who you are looking for, slide some 🍑 in his DM on FB or his IG @howard_c or if his DM is full, you can always DM me instead 😉\n\n","I know this group is supposed to be for fun & not serious (or maybe some of y’all are, that’s okay too), but after following the posts for a few days on here that consists of a long list of credentials along with beautiful photos of a boy/girl. Ive seen a lot of comments by boys and girls saying they can’t compete and need to go to the gym etc. It makes me really sad. I don’t know about you guys, but personally I find self confidence (and I’m talking about REAL self confidence) far more attractive than a 6 pac and wisdom (not IQ or GPA) far more attractive than a degree from Harvard. Yet, browsing through this group, I can’t help but focus on the external things about someone and compare myself to them. And I’m not saying the external things doesn’t matter, taking care of yourself and ambition are very attractive traits, but it’s not the only thing that matters. Even if you have a 6 pac and a Harvard degree, it won’t guarantee you love (why do you think these beautiful and successful people are still looking for it?) and even if you don’t, it doesn’t mean you don’t deserve it. Finding another person to love is easy compared to learning to love yourself, but ironically in the game of Love you need to pass the hard part first to succeed in the easy part. I just wanted to share a part from a book called “How to Love Yourself (and sometimes other people)” that I personally wish I could take to heart more and be better at.\n\n","🚨🚨🚨HEY GAYS🚨🚨🚨\nIf you lookin for someone to stay warm with you this winter, meet my KWEEN Dexther Reyes. He’s got a big heart and is always looking sharp.\n\nHe looking for: a mans to go on spontaneous adventures with and then going to eat some kbbq after\nAge: 19\nLocation: nyc\n\nPros:\n- Makeup guru (can also give you tips, and makeovers)\n- Skin clear af (will do face masks with you)\n- Sings like an angel (he can serenade you)\n- Can probably be a model\n- speaks Tagalog 😜\n- 5’11’’\n- Can cook you good ass meals (you’ll never starve with him around) \n- HILARIOUS + GOOFY\n- Basically a kpop idol (will dance with you)\n- He’s a working man (gets that $$$) (might pay for the first meal, but not guaranteed lol) \n- Owns iPhone xs max 💸💸💸\n- Can slay with any hair color\n- He can do microblading and fix those non-existing eyebrows for you 😉\n- Knows how to take great photos of you (i know from experience, knows all the good photoshoot places in nyc, and owns iPhone xs max)\n- He’s kinky 😉 \n- Big foodie, he’ll eat all your leftovers like a vacuum\n\nCons:\n- Does makeup really well, probably prettier than u\n- Don't go to karaokes with him or he will judge you \n- Works all the time (but has that cash)\n\ninsta: @al0y23\n\n","How to dodge being auctioned in SAD","🔴🔴PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🔴🔴\nAre YOU looking for someone to buy food for? Are YOU looking for someone to buy clothes for???? Well do I have the PERFECT man for you. Ben isn’t looking for a ~~romantic~~ relationship but he has no friends! Or money! And needs some!!\n\nName: Benjamin Shin goes by BEN 🤩🤩🤩\nFrom: Michigan!\nAge: 18 almost 19!\nHeight: 5’9 but 6’1 at heart 😌😌\n\nPros:\n-HiLARIous. Hes the funniest person he knows. \n-Will give u much attention. He has nothing else to do!\n-AMAZING at memes. \n-10/10 overall absolutely perfect\n\nCons:\n-Absolutely none \n-Kind of needy\n\nBen Shin\nReach him on Facebook or follow him on insta! @hibenshin\n\n","probably gonna like their photos and never actually interact reaccs only\n\nshameless insta: ysarda","❗️⚠️❗️ ATTENTION❗️ATTENTION ❗️⚠️❗️\n⚠️🚫⚠️STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING⚠️🚫⚠️\n🌈LADIES & GENTS LOOK NO FURTHER 🌈\nBECAUSE THIS RIGHT HERE IS YOUR FUTURE WIFEY/RAVE BAE \nLOOKING FOR DA ONE ☝️ IN THE LONE STAR\nSTATE\n-❌TIRED OF SWIPING LEFT CAUSE TINDERS FILLED WITH BUM ASS BITCHES?❌\n-TIRED OF THESE NOOBS WHO CANT HANDLE THEIR SHIT?\n-TIRED OF CONSTANTLY MEETING WHO ARE NEVER DOWN ASF?!🤦🏻‍♂️\n-NEED THAT GOOD GOOD EYE CANDY 🍭 👀?!\n-LOOKING FOR DA PERFECT ABG?!?😛\n🍯 OH HONEY... HONEY... HOOOOONEEEY~ 🍯 \nWARNING⚠️ 18+Follow, 21+ to DM⚠️\nWARNING⚠️ 18+Follow, 21+ to DM⚠️\n***Minors will be turned away***\nIG@dedoublebeeie\nDebbie Pham\n😋Well do I have the perfect girl for you😋\nEVERYONE MEET MY SEXY ASS BESTIE\nTHE Debbie Pham\n- How young is she? 22 everything will be alright if you keep her next to YOOooOu~🎤\n- Senior at THE University of Texas at Austin🤘🏼 HOOK’ EM HOES\n- Studying social work so YOU KNOW you’ll get a woman who cares.\n\n❗️❗️Pros❗️❗️\n- Loves all of her friends unconditionally cause she ain’t a fake hoe💁🏻‍♀️\n- She’ll stay up however long to help you get your shit together!\n- 🍂💨 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ FRIENDLY\n- Shot?! Ok she a down ass bih🍶\n- Forgot to bring your wallet?! 🤦🏻‍♂️ Mama got you covered cause she got that 🍞 🥖 \n- Need that help getting you fitness on?!😤🏋🏻‍♂️\nSHE GOT YOU COVERED, cause honey, oh honey, does she know how to look good.\n- Knows how to EAT 🍣 \n- Parents love her, its a curse.\n- Easy going and easy to talk to BUT NOT EASY☺️\n- Homegirl knows how to get down at raves 💃 \n- The EPITOME of friendly 👫👭👬\n- Your own personal HYPE CREW\n\n❗️❗️Cons❗️❗️\n- Her highlight will blind you\n- A tornado hit her room and things are always messy\n- A RBF that hurts \n- She’s a delicate flower 🌸\n- Likes hair pulling and all that comes later 🙃\n\n","Meet 💓Jadenne💓 \n5’2, 21 year old from SoCal~\n\nWhy date her?\n- 🚨🚨🚨if ur a mommas boy, she’s the perfect momma for u :3\n- super cute kawaii filipino !!! no one can resist filipinos I mean look how pretty she is in the pics provided!!! ;D\n- trilingual (English//Tagalog//Korean) ooooo baby~\n- one of the very few azn girls that can drive\n- sweetest person u know \n- big smart (nursing major too!!!)\n- knows her breed of doggies\n- u prob won’t find anybody as genuine as her \n- wifey material Bc she can cook \n- koreaboo: red velvet and exo stan\n- weeaboo: naruto and chill\n- the occasional clubbing and drinking \n- lauv, lani, louis the child, illenium, san holo\n\nWho is she looking for?\n- not a fuckboy LMAO\n\nSLIDE IN HER DMs OR BADLUCK FOR 6969420 years 🤧🤧🤧🤧 jk but u should rlly slide in her DMs\n\n","🛑🚨🛑🚨🛑🚨🛑🚨🛑🚨🛑🚨🛑🚨🛑🚨🛑🚨🛑🚨🛑\n🚨🚨THE HOLIDAYS COULDN'T COME QUICKER🚨🚨\n🚨🚨HERE’S A LIL SOMETHING TO GET YOU THROUGH THE WEEK🚨🚨\n\nIT’S CUFFING SEASON AND THIS LIL THOTTY IS LOOKIN FOR A WOKE ASS wHOEsome ASIAN BOY TO ROCK HER WORLD\n\nNAME: Nancy Liu\nAGE: 19\nLOCATION: Seattle and Spokane (WTF WHERE IS THAT?)\n🇨🇳Chinese 🇨🇳\n\nPROS\n- University of Washington 💜💛🐶Statistics Major 🤓tryin to work in biostats 🧬 🦠 🧫 🧪after school and finna make that bread 🍞🍞🍞\n- Has that Canadian dual citizenship 🇨🇦🇺🇸(CANADIAN BOYS WYA THO?!?!?!)\n- At 5’ 3” you best believe she 🔥SMOL 🔥AF 🔥and you know what that means \n- Speaks Chinese 🇨🇳, English, can read and speak some basic Korean 🇰🇷 (trilingual QUEEN)\n- Used to play violin 🎻, and 10/10 asian mom approved 👌👌\n- LOVES boba and noodles especially naengmyeon ;) 🍜(first date hints??? 😉)\n- CAN COOK 🥘🥘🥘 WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED\n- DOESN’T GET COLD (WTF?!?) 🥶so you can keep your jacket on (GOD BLESS)\n- MEGA FLEXIBLE!?!?! 🧘🏻‍ LIKE DOES SHE EVEN HAVE BONES?? (👀WHAT👀THAT👀BOD👀DO👀THO👀??👀 )\n- Attracted to that PERSONALITY! Make her LAUGH and YOU’RE IN. Hit her up with some 🔥jokes 😂 or you know she’s gonna be laughing at you 😢😢😢\n- FINNA HIT THE GYM MORE OFTEN SO YOU💪🏻BEST💪🏻LIFT💪🏻MORE THAN HER (but you know she got that stamina 😛💦🏋)\n\nCONS\n- Walks FAST 🏃‍so you NEED LONG LEGS, 5’ 5”+ ONLY \n- Do I smell something burning? Or is that just her ROASTING you 24/7? 🔥😵🔥\n- WILL get DRUNK 🍻before you and GLOWS 😚bright enough to be your FLASHLIGHT 🔦for the walk home\n- NOT AN ABG 🙅🏻‍(is this even a con tho?)\n- OLDER BOIS ONLY \n- So energetic she’ll SUCK the energy out of you, but that’s NOT THE ONLY THING she’ll suck out of you 👅🍆💦💦💦💦💦\n\nTestimonials\n- ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“can beat you up and look cute at the same time” - her boba buddy\n- ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“one of the sweetest, down-to-earth people I've ever met and I would trust her with any responsibility” - her mom\n- ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“will out walk you AND drag your ass behind her” - Michael Phelps\n- ⭐️⭐️“who is she?” - random guy on the street\n\nFollow her on insta (@nancysliu) and add her on FB and on snap (@xinre)!\nBLOW UP HER DM’S LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW\n\n","💯LISTEN UP 🗣Y’ALL, CAUSE THIS IS IT. THE BITCH THAT I’M REPPIN IS🌸 CUTE 🌸AS SHIT. 💯\n\nMay I present you the one and only, ethnically ambiguous Bella White 🤤👏🏻 25% Indo, 25% Chinese, 50% Europeans that I can’t be fucked to name and ONE💯 HUNNID💯 PERCENT 💯CUTE\n\nLocation: 📍currently waiting for her man in Sydney, Australia \nAge: 18 and LEGAL 🍻🍸\nHeight: 163cm??? not that tall idk\n\nYou may ask what this beaut brings to the table???? Boi she got A LOT 💍💍\n\nPros:\n✨ CAN MUZZ (defqon 2019 is confirmed with me so give us shoulder rides pls xd)\n✨ a LAWFUL GOOD Christian 💒, big love for the man upstairs \n✨ can cook u some AMAZING meatballs 🍝 so u KNOW she provides\n✨BANGING taste in music (hit us up on spotify Bella White n Hannah Tran xx) and got a sense of humor like NOBODY ELSE (she different like that)\n✨ NOT a messy drunk so she won’t be a liability \n✨ a C U L T U R E D woman, can talk to u about any tv show with passion (try to mention Narcos wink wink)\n✨ girl is a semi-HYPEBEAST. Into shoes and spends a ridiculous amount of bread into them, so not only her fit is always fresh, you can smell the wealth off her too\n\nCons:\n❌ bit of a dumb bitch\n❌ cannot eat dairy (but she still pops bubble tea anyway because she LIVES.ON.THE.EDGE)\n❌ does not know how to spend money smartly (as her bestfriend i’m begging u to help her w this)\n❌ has random energy outbursts, may force u to go on walks at 3A.M\n❌ idk she’s a bit emotionally dumb too\n\nSO WHAT IS SHE LOOKING FOR?\n💍 a man as cultured as her so y’all can get d e e p\n💍 someone who won’t leave like her dad\n💍 preferably a lawful good christian (neutral and chaotic good will be considered)\n\n🌜Since she just got legal 🔞recently, the line has just opened so you don’t have to wait (for too long )!!!!!!! You can slide into her dm or mine (to wingwoman) or hit her up on insta @bellawhyte🌛\n\nor gimme free likes @hannahxtran 🍃\n\n","‼️‼️‼️ ATTENTION 👅👅👅😺😺😺 LOVERS‼️‼️‼️\n\nIF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A KITTY CAT THAT DOESN'T PURR BUT GROWL THEN I GOT THE PERFECT GIRL FOR YOU 💦💦🍆🍆\n\nMEET [ANGEL]A (BABY) CHEN 😍😍😍\n\ndate her and she’ll be your angelic 👼 baby 4ever 🤪\n\nangela is Fuzhounese, 5’5, 18 years old, lives in florida, but currently attends Northeastern in Boston as a first-year business and design major 🤑🤑🤑🤑 \n(AKA SHE'S LONELY IN BOSTON AND IS LOOKING FOR A BAOBEI FOR CUFFING SZNN/or a gym buddy to squat with her 😩😩 #gympalsturnlovers!!!)\n\n-- PROS --\n💦 you won’t have to spend much money on drinks because she’s gone after 1 shot\n💦 doesn’t require much attention because she’s asleep most of the time\n💦 will love you immediately if you wear a baseball cap and a champion hoodie\n\n-- CONS -- \n💦 she probably eats more than you \n💦 will force you to become her personal photographer in any situation\n💦 has a very vulnerable heart 😩😩\n\nSO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? \n‼️‼️‼️ DELAY NO MORE ‼️‼️‼️\n‼️‼️ MESSAGE HER NOW ON FACEBOOK Angela Chen ‼️‼️\nOR INSTAGRAM - @angxlaaa\n\nfollow the best wingman ever on ig @elxity and i'll help u write your post too 😩😩😩😩😩😩\n\n","ATTENTION BOIS 🔥 if you’re an oppar looking for a full-package gf/ 女朋友/ 여자친구 here’s the perfect KDG (Korean Drama Girl) for you:\n\nMilla / 19 / From SoCal 626 area code but currently at Yalé/ exactly 100% 四川 spice and 50% Supreme– I mean, Off-White ™ (confirmed by ancestry.com)\n\nPros\n\n-Skilled in ways you've never dreamed of (can assemble god-tier outfits from the most cursed clothes in the universe)\n-Can swallow...Satan-tier chili peppers without pain & eat foods spicier than your browser history\n-Loyal and loving koreaboo (the good kind)\n-Can dance urban / kpop choreos for free...or a dollar ;)\n-Fluent in Mandarin (and other oranges– I mean, languages)\n-Non-judgmental\n-Enjoys cuddling\n-Bucket hats look fire on her (and on ur floor 😉) \n-Critical thinker due to STEM major and affinity for reading [fanfiction]\n\nCons\n\n-Is half-white, so u MAY worry she has no upper lip or booty, but oh, she have\n-Did ROTC in high school 💂‍\n-Thirsty for starbucks matcha frappes…and more (gongcha ofc)\n-Beginner in Korean (\"saranghae, oppa,\" she might say, in public)\n-Drinks milk often, so gets enough [vitamin] D without ur help\n\nIf Milla Freeman sounds like the KDG of your dreams, journey on over to her IG @ https://www.instagram.com/millazoa/ and Carpe DM to schedule your KBBQ chicken date and lock down the daughter-in-law of your parents’ ambitions– I mean, dreams!\n\nY'all don't want to miss out, so put the D in DM and send those thirst-quenching inquiries so that this warm-hearted (and warm elsewhere 🔥 ) girl can win your heart and accidentally call you oppa in front of a roomful of Ritz and other crackers.\n\n","🚨 EXTRAORDINARY🚨RARE🚨WHOLESOME🚨BABE🚨UP🚨FOR🚨CUFFING🚨🔗\n🔥 GET IN QUICK, SHOOT YOUR SHOT BEFORE THE WHOLE LOT 🔥\n\n🇦🇺This MELBOURNE based thicc sexy babe is looking for a wholesome boi to wife her up 💍 forget all the other posts 🚫 cus 🌟 JULIA LIOW 🌟 will take you on a ride (among other things 🍆💦 😜) and show you non-ABGs can rock your world too 🌎 😍💯!!!\n\nName: Julia Liow 😉\nAge:19 😘 \nHeight: 5'9 😍\nCurrent Location: Melbourne 🤤\n\n💞PROS💞\n-Certified cuddler\n-NOT an abg (so u can save ur $$ cuz you won’t have to buy her boba everyday😜)\n-Barista on weekdays ☕, Bartender on weekends 🥂 (So if all ya'll thirsty she'll fix you right up 😜 with beverages ofc.)\n-Plays drums 😏 (drummers make better bangers)\n-Plays tennis 🎾 (so she'll probably handle your balls better than you do)\n-Will workout and be a fit couple with u 💪🏻😍\n\n💋CONS💋\n-will probably squat more than you\n-will most definitely eat more than you\n-will make you binge netflix shows and cuddle her instead of getting lit ✨\n-other men might fight you for her 😵\n\n💯REQUIREMENTS💯\n-Tall, 6ft minimum (no discount sorry boiz)\n-Wholesome, no raves 🚫 no smoking🚭 no drugs 🚫\n-Listens to R&B 😩😩🎶\n-Fitness & Health conscious 🥦 💪🏻\n-Has an Australian PR/Citizenship 😍 \n-Gives quality back massages on command ooft\n\nslide into her insta dms @julialht if you’re keen 😏👌🏼\n\n","🆘🆘‼️CALLING ALL DOM FUCKBOYS LOOKING FOR THEIR PERFECT BB BOTTOM‼️ do you wanna know know know know what is love for cuffing szn this year?!?! look no further bc this cutie koreaboo will be ur heart shaker u fucking wu 😝😝💦 THANKSGIVING is OVER but y’all can still get stuffed because CHRISTMAS is COMING EARLY AND SO ARE U ONCE YOU DM MY BOI 😜🤑😜🆘🆘\n(please save him from all the old white men on grindr who msg him im scared)\n🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥\nNAME: Andy Nguyen\nAGE: 19\nHEIGHT: 5’7 \nLOCATION: RIVERSIDE/BAY AREA (hot all yr round but knows how to get down oof)\n\npros: \n⚠️ “ballerina on that dick while i spin” cause he’s a dancer who can get down in ALL positions 👻👯‍♂️😈\n⚠️ ask him what that MOUF DO bc he can fit his entire mouth in his hand 😩😩\n⚠️ TRILINGUAL (english, viet, korean) so he can teach u the lyrics to ALL UR FAVE vpop and kpop songs \n⚠️ SOFT BOI so he 🚫WON’T🚫 break ur HEART (but he might ghost u on tinder if ur lame)\n⚠️ you’ll be the tall one bc he’s a smol boi uwu\n⚠️ can paint u like one of his french boy bc he’s an ART HOE™ 😘💝🎨🎭\n⚠️ ALWAYS down to get STUFFED (with food) 🍆💦\n⚠️ takes good pics so u can show off to ur friends when u go on dates\n\ncons:\n🛑 BIGGEST TWICE STAN I KNO so he knows all the twice dances and will 💯% overplay them in the car\n🛑 spends too much 💸💸💸 on shopping so will have nothing left for u\n🛑 STRICTLY a BOTTOM 😣😖 my boy loves to receive\n🛑 looks like a 🍅TOMATO🍅 after 2 SHOTS 🥃\n🛑 will delete u off his instagram if it doesn’t fit his aesthetic\n🛑 as dead as his hair on the inside oof\n🛑 will always like me better than he likes u hehe\n\nINTERESTED?\nmake sure to DM him on FB or follow him on IG @andyt.n\n\nPLEASE CUFF HIM\nbc we have a deal to get together at the age of 30 if we’re both single but andy is gay and time is running out for the both of us hahahahah help me pls i don’t wanna be stuck w him\n\n","Attention all you Asian B*tches \nGet yo self this hot piece of *ss! 🔥\nShe might not be an ABG but she's the hottest tamale here! She be lookin for her Goku☁️ in the midst of all these Narutos🍥. \"Shes looking for a Kai amoung these BTS bois\" -Gfriend\n\nStephanie Martinez\nAge:20\nHailing from UCI broskis\nLooking for: anyone (male or female or furries 🦊🦊🦊)\nBest way to contact: Facebook dms\n\nPros: She is 5'2 (even with heels on, you can still feel tall)👠👠\nIf you feelin upbeat she can make u depresso expresso 😭\nShe will try to outdrink you and throw up 🍻🍻🤢🤮\nShe will laugh off her own misfortunes \nShe is practically always free \nShe works at a police station if u want to get cuffed.🚓🚨🚔\nLoves to eat 🍌🍆🍑💦💦💦\nIsn't a weaboo but will part-take in all your fantasies specifically foot-fetishes\nHer kink is kink-shaming (no worries)\n\nCon:\nShe is 5'2 (even with heels on, you can still feel tall)👠👠\nIf you feelin upbeat she can make u depresso expresso 😭\nShe will try to outdrink you and throw up 🍻🍻🤢🤮\nShe will laugh off her own misfortunes \nShe is practically always free \nShe works at a police station if u want to get cuffed.🚓🚨🚔\nLoves to eat 🍌🍆🍑💦💦💦\nIsn't a weaboo but will part-take in all your fantasies specifically foot-fetishes\nHer kink is kink-shaming (no worries)\nShe loves EXO 🎵🎶🎵\n\n","🚨❗👧LADIES👧❗🚨, we've got a SIMPLE questionnaire for you to figure out why you should fucc it up wit my boi Richard Dizon! 🇵🇭🇵🇭 He's 22 and in Seattle looking for the Katara💦 to his Aang💨, the Beyonce💁‍♀️to his Jay-Z💁‍♂️, Ariana Grande💕 to his Ari💏! Message him on FB or scroll down for his Insta!\n\n1. Has your man been published by the WASHINGTON POST? 📰 Richard's an ACTUAL professional photographer who's literally photographed ❗Obama, Coldplay and J Cole❗ (http://dizon.photos) 📸\n2. Your man can play violin? That's cute, Richard can ALSO sing and play guitar, ukulele, cajon and cello. 🎸🎶\n3. Does your man know how to properly open a bottle of wine? 🍷 Your man probably doesn't know the difference between a Pinot Noir and a Pinot Grigio. Richard is CLASSY and is practically a SOMMELIER. 🥂\n4. Does your man have a SIX-FIGURE SALARY? 💸 Has he even graduated college? Who cares what your man majored in, Richard works at MICROSOFT as a software engineer. 💻\n5. What does your man's apartment look like? 🏙 Oh, he lives in a dorm? Sad. Richard's balcony has a PANORAMIC view AND he cleans it himself. Tell your man to clean his act up. 🌄\n6. Has your man ever broken your snap streak? 💯 I bet he's the kind of guy who sends you a picture of the floor with the caption \"streaak\". Richard send MEANINGFUL snaps and EARNS that streak. ♥️\n7. Does your man wear the same dirty ass pair of Nikes everyday? 👟 I bet he couldn't tell the difference between a desert boot and a chelsea boot. Richard has style for DAYS. Your man probably uses a clip-on tie. 👔\n\nCONS (for the heck of it):\n1. Insists that JIF is the correct pronunciation of GIF 🖼️\n2. Under 6 feet tall. 📉 But hey, at least you won't have to get on your toes and break your neck to kiss him! 🙌\n3. Only speaks English and Tagalog. 🇺🇲 Filipinos are subtly Asian too! 😎👍\n4. Doesn't get Asian glow or hungover. 🥂 Hope you can keep up! 🍾\n5. I'm gonna be real with you, Richard wrote most of this himself but this just goes to show how in touch he is with himself! 😭😍\n\nSLIDE IN THIS MANS DM'S (esp if you say JIF) instagram.com/richnotdick/\n\n","❗️⚠️LADIES, TIRED OF SEEING BOYS OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE?⚠️❗️\n\nWELL LOOK NO FURTHER, Ben Formantes IS THE MAN FOR YOU!! HE IS A SINGLE FILIPINO MALE READY FOR YOU!\n\nCURRENTLY IN NASHVILLE SO YOU KNOW HE'S 🚨🔥SMOKING HOT🔥🚨 CURRENTLY ATTENDING VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY, EXTREMELY PRESTIGIOUS. DOING A TRIPLE MAJOR SO YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA BE MAKING 💲💲💲\n\nAGE: 20\nHEIGHT: 5'6\nLOCATION: NASHVILLE AND SEATTLE \nAKA: BUBBY, JAMOLE, BABOO\n\nLIKES: \n-FOOD, IT ISN'T THE ONLY THING HE EATS 😏😛💦\n-BASKETBALL, CAN CROSS YOU OVER LIKE HOW HE WILL CROSS YOUR HEART 😍💪💪\n-SOCCER, SCORES 100% OF THE TIME SO YOU CAN SCORE WITH HIM 💯💯\n-SMASH, AND NOT JUST THE GAME 🎮🎮\n-PLAYERS LITERALLY EVERY INSTRUMENT, SO YOU KNOW HES GOOD WITH HIS FINGERS👉👈🎷\n-IN A CAPELLA SO HE CAN SERENADE WITH YOU WITH HIS TONGUE 👅🎤\n\nDISLIKES: \n-GIRLS TALLER THAN HIM 😡😡\n\nHE ISN'T PICKY, SHOOT YOUR SHOT🏀🏀\n\nHIT HIM UP ON SNAPCHAT: benformantes\n\n","Roses are red,\nViolets are blue,\nHot guys are made,\nAnd its just all for you....\n\nEver wish to date an Asian man who can fill you with laughters and joy.. Say no more... Only the best can \"Win\" this man Win Jiwattanakul\n\nname:\nPawin Jitwattanakul (Win)\n\nage:\n20\n\nLocation:\nHongkong (as of now)\n\nLooking for:\nKindhearted individuals\n\nBackground check:\n1. Can cook hainanese chicken rice and charsiew\n2. Ultraman\n3. Soft man as he hugs doll to sleep\n4. Internship at.... MICROSOFT\n5. Scholarship at Monash university (hit him up), studies computer science and data science.\n6. Fluent in English, Thai, Mandarin, and maybe Canto\n7. Handsome :)\n8. MASTER at badminton\n\nAnd most importantly...\nHe's just sooooo nice\n\nDownside:\n1. May make you laugh till your guts fall off\n2. He's no ordinary guy like you imagine\n\np.s. He's going to Australia this coming February, so prepare for the extraordinary.\n\nContact;\nIG = pawin_98\nwechat = jpawin1234\nLine = jpawin1234\nsnapchat = win1234\n\n","\n\nMe before S.A.D: Arranged marriages are ridiculous, I would never.\n\nMe after S.A.D: 🚨 HAVE 🚨 U MET MY 👦 BOI Jesse Ren HE IS SINGLE, 6 ft, CS grad 💰in LA\n","Can we get some more diversity in terms of profiles, all we're getting is a billion descriptions of Hercules and Aphrodite 😂\n","THE 👏 PIMP 👏 POSTS 👏 NEVER 👏 END 👏 I'm out here tryna pimp out all of VSA 👀 Grind don't stop 😤💯 Because we out here tryna eat 🍉🍉🍉 OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS RYAN A SHORT WHOLESOME BOI FROM OC WHOLESOME GIRLS ONLY PLEASE\n\n20//5'4//3rd Year//UCI//OC\n\nPROS:\n-Cuddle buddy\n-Always down for boba runs, always messages our traditional dance group chat for 🅱o🅱a from 7Leaves, get yourself a man who will be you personal uber to any boba place 😩💦💦\n-Need someone who's half ham choi but also half imperial emporer? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER HE'S HALF JAPANESE WHICH MEANS HE LOVES ANIME AND HALF VIET SO HE'S HAM CHOI AF\n-The Japanese in him makes him weeb, has a crunchyroll account so you can crunchyroll and chill\n-Literature major because he loves writing, got a 800 on the writing SAT subject test, will seduct you with his poetry\n-Claims to \"not rave\" but the events he says he's interested in say otherwise 👀\n-HE 👏 DOES 👏 IT 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 CULTURE 👏 A lion dancer who can give you a shoulder rides but a swoon traditional dancer who's smooth on his feet\n-Have a Disney pass but no one to go with bc your friends are too broke for one? LOOK NO FURTHER BECAUSE HE HAS ONE 😲\n\nCONS:\n-Literally one shot wonder, can't hang\n-Short so you'll need to be the big spoon\n-Hasnt done a lot of things (Ladies this is your sign to change this 👀)\n-May miss your texts because he's playing League\n-Has asthma so if you're breathtaking you may accidentally kill him\n\n","How some people be posting their friends on this page. 👏","WHUT👏🏻IS👏🏻UP👏🏻MY👏🏻THIRSTY👏🏻BETCHES🛑🛑✋ STOP RIGHT THERE BC WE GOT A BADDD BAO IN THE HOUSE😤😤😤\nHER CHEEKS😤🍑ARE AS BIG AS HER HEART❤️🤧😫💦 Kaitlin Chau\n\nSHE’S 19, CURRENTLY BASED IN OC/LA AREA\n-LOOKIN’ FOR SOMEONE TO RIDE BIKES WITH \n-NO FUCCBOIS🙅‍♀️ BC MY GURL DESERVES ONLY THE BEST\n-CUTE GIRLS \n-WHOLESOME HUNNIES🍯🐝\n-SOMEONE TO EDUCATE HER ON ANIME/ WEEB CULTURE (my special request)\n-SOMEONE WHO WILL FEED THIS GIRL\n\n❗️CAN BE YOUR BOBA TEA ABG AND STUDY BUDDY AT 👏🏻THE 👏🏻SAME👏🏻TIME👏🏻\n❗️5’3 VIETNAMESE MAMI👅💦 SO SHE’LL MAKE YOU KHAT NUOC😫🍆💦\n❗️CAN BE YOUR BANH BAO BAE🥟\n❗️SHE CAN RIDE😤A MOTORCYCLE🏍, BUT THAT’S NOT THE ONLY😏😉THING SHE’LL RIDE🤪🍆😏💦💦\n❗️BORN IN NEW ORLEANS😱😱 SO WATCH OUT⚠️⚠️ SHE’LL PUT A SPELL ON YOUR HEART😍😍🤧💕 ( she can also make gumbo 😉)\n❗️KAWAII 😚 ON THE STREETS, SENPAI🤫 IN THE SHEETS😫💦\n\nPROS: \n🌚LOOKS WHOLESOME, BUT CAN BE YOUR RAVE BAE😉😘❤️\n🌚THIS GIRL SQUATS🤧🍑🍑 AND SHE’S LOOKIN FOR A SQUAT SPOTTER😏\n🌚 WILL COOK 🍹🍛🥞🍳🥓HER WAY INTO YOUR HEART😝\n🌚 CAN TAKE HER HOME😏 TO YOUR PARENTS\n🌚WILL BACK 😝BACK 😜BACK 😛IT UP AT RAVES🤪\n🌚WILL WATCH STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIES WIT CHU\n\nCONS:\n🌝LOVES HER BIKE MORE THAN SHE LOVES YOU😰😔 \n🌝BIGGEST DICK 🍆ENERGY 😝IN THE ROOM😏\n🌝MORE ALPHA THAN YOU😔🤷‍♀️ \n🌝HAS VERY LITTLE WEEB KNOWLEDGE ( SOMEONE EDUCATE HER PLS)\n🌝WILL EAT ALL YOUR FOOD😤😡😡😡\nDM FOR SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY😪\n\nIG: @kaitlin_chau ( so you can stalk her hehe ) — with Kaitlin Chau.\n\n","📣📣📣STRONG 6’2 L.A. HALFIE LOOKING FOR LOVE 📣📣📣\n\nLooking for a mans with the looks of a white guy and brains of an Asian guy?? Meet Andre Pineda, the sauciest mix of Chinese, Filipino, and Hwite you’ll find 💖💖\n\nPROS:\n- 6 FOOT 2 INCHES (that’s two separate measurements if you know what I mean)\n- WORKS FOR GOOGLE🤑🤑 100% guaranteed to be Asian parent approved!\n- Has 5k likes on subtle Asian traits bc meme god\n- Shoe size 13 and voice pitch a bassy E2 😉\n- Extremely low t 🤮🤮\n- Easily influenced\n- Will bring you to his frat’s semis \n- Software engineer so you can handle the business side 🐍\n- Understands some 中文\n- USC // CS MAJOR // 21 YO\n\nCONS:\n- Will beat you in pool\n- Incompetent in Mahjong (A for affort tho)\n\nLOOKING FOR:\n- Female\n\nSHOOT YOUR SHOT, LADIES AND SLIDE IN HIS DM. FOR A LIMITED TIME (next 36 hours), he will message EVERYONE back. ❗️❕❗️❕\n\n","🔥🔥🔥 ATTENTION!!! HOTTIE COMING YOUR WAY!!! 🔥🔥🔥\n\nSAD on those lonely cold nights, slowly scrolling through Subtle Asian Dating? Wasting time on your SATurdays, aimlessly looking through Subtle Asian Traits? Well no longer!!! This gurl is FIRE and will warm your heart & light up your days ☀️ (and maybe leave you a lil sunburnt)\n\nName: Emily Choi 💕\nAge: 21\nHeight: 5’3’’\nLocation: Boston\nNationality: 🇭🇰🇺🇸\nSchool: Brandeis University (Marketing, Econ, East Asian Studies)\nInstagram: @imemichoi\nLooking for them tall wholesome bois, so slide into her dms 😉\n\nPros:\n• Likes to cook/not afraid of fire\n-Knows bomb-ass recipe for karaage\n-Makes ice cream from scratch (no amount of cold can get to her) 🍦\n• Has a cute af shiba inu (might let you play with her)\n• DTF (“down to feast”) \n-Probably eats more than you\n-Hot pot date anyone? (but she just might be hotter) 🥘\n• Will marathon dramas and anime with you\n• Can hook you up with that green card\n• Speaks Canto, Mando (at least that’s what she thinks), Japanese (studied abroad) \n• Creates Pokemon fanart (IG: @xxnostalgic_crafts)\n• Eeveelutions anyone? 👀 (scroll for photo)\n• Designs weeb streetwear for fun (IG: @nostosxalgos)\n• Always down for games, day or night ☀️🌙\n-Nier Automata, Persona, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy\n\nCons:\n• Huge weeb (just doesn’t look like it)\n• Likes Pokemon a lil too much\n• Not an ABG (never been to a rave, but you can change that)\n• Can be shy but doesn’t shut up once you know her \n• Always gets roasted (but she won’t get burned)\n• Daydreams a lot\n• Likes to wear heels 👠\n\nSerious inquiries only! Hit her up 🔥\n\n","I thought about making a Subtle Asian Florida, but we’ve all been to GoFest, so we’ve already met everyone","hmu on IG @ drektlee\n\nno bags needed","❗️❕ ATTENTION❕❗️\n\nDaniel Dk Park\nAge: 25\nLooking for: any female that is interested\nLocation: Atlanta, GA\n\nPros:\n- is a virgin (?by choice?) so you know he's wholesome (but is down to have a threesome with you and another guy)\n- loves food so he will eat anywhere with you 🌭🍔🍟🍕🥪🥙🌮🌯🥘🍝🍜🍲🍛🍣🍱🥟🍤🍙🍚🍘🍥🍨🍦🥧🧁🍰🎂🍩🍪\n- will eat the booty like groceries when in a relationship\n- Big guy that will keep you warm in the winter\n- used to work out\n- sacked a quarterback once in his HS football career 🏈\n- has a mean southern accent 🤠\n- has a subaru legacy so you can be an import model 🚗\n- can fix all your car troubles so you will never need a mechanic again\n- cried during RL Grime's set because he's in touch with his emotional side\n- plays the ukulele 🎼\n- has the best pikachu impression\n- can chug a pitcher of beer 🍺🍻\n- has a gun so will protect you. pew pew. 🔫🔫\n\nCons:\n- weeb but just started watching Naruto\n- too handsy with his bros\n- TOO HANDSY WITH HIS BROS\n- probably has bigger boobs than you\n- cannot hold his tequila\n- vapes and blows huge clouds 🌬💨\n- silver 5 in League \n- might vomit after chugging a pitcher of beer\n\nBest pickup line used on tinder: \"Die and go to heaven\" 😇\n\n","Lovesick? Homesick? Worry no more as Min Li is the prescription to all your illness 🥳😘💊💉\n\nCALLING ALL UK BASED HOT NERDS 🇬🇧🇬🇧 to win her a plushie at Winter Wonderland ☃️❄️ *or if youre not a nerd but youre hot thats fine*\n\nLooking for a **mature** man to treat her right 😩 if you’re 21 and below soz\n\n💘Pros: \n1. Will be graduating with a First in Masters in Pharmacy from Cardiff (She has brains) \n2. Legally giving out all the drugs you need 😉😉\n3. 100% Grandma approved girlfriend 💕💕💕\n6. Mad good at cooking/baking (waifu material AF ‼️) \n7. Maths genius so ya better be smart\n\n💘Cons: \n1. Lightweight AF - hogs the toilet when she’s drunk 😷\n2. Sometimes blur. Pls be patient 🙆🏻‍♀️🥰\n3. Trips almost everywhere\n4. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside. 🍌 Doesn’t eat too spicy, eats couscous instead of rice 😢, doesn’t like boba (saving u all that $$$$)\n\nShoot your shots yall wholesome bois. She needs her hedgehog plushie. Dm her on ig@minlimoulouuuuu\n\n","⁉️WONDER WHAT ALEX AIONO IS UP TO NOW??⁉️\n\n🔥 WELL STOP YOUR WONDERING LADIES CAUSE HE’S RIGHT HERE 👀🤪\n\n🔥 Introducing my optimistic, charming, and happy go lucky Kuya, Andre Castillo (he also goes by Dre but u can call him tonight)\n\n🔥 age: 20// location: born AND raised in Chicago// major: Pre-Nursing at UIC so you know he’ll fix your wounds when you fall for him 💯// Filipino 🇵🇭 // looking for someone who can match his good vibes 😎\n\nSHOOT HIM A MESSAGE ON HIS INSTA @Andre_Castillo\n\nPROS: \n- Can serenade you with Mask Off on the flute 😩\n- Plays Basketball so don’t be afraid to shoot your shot 🏀 \n- He’ll swoon you with his ~S M O O T H dance moves 🕺🏽\n- VERY sociable!!! \n- FUNNY AF \n- OPTIMISTIC, GOOD VIBES ONLY 😤😤\n- HUGE foodie 🌮🌯🍕🍣 he’ll show you the best places to eat in Chicago (that’s right LADIES he’ll CHOOSE where you both go to eat wowow) \n- Can eat HELLA so he’ll finish your food for you AND he makes sure to leave room for dessert 🤪 \n- Overall, a wholesome ABB, genuine, and friendly dude so WATER YOU WAITING FOR 💦\n\nCONS:\n- EXTRA goofy so he jokes around hella (knows when to get to business tho 😈)\n- Makes Tik Toks lmao\n- 11/10 chance he’ll catch you slackin and make a goofy edit of you \n- too lit for his own good 😕\n\n‼️🔥ACT FAST Y’ALL🔥‼️\n\n","ARE YALL READY for the one and only Henry Kou? If your girl was a Pokémon, he’d make her a Squirtle 💦 💦💦\n\nFacts:\n🔹Is an ELECTRICAL ENGINEER at UCLA 💛💙💛💙 so you know he’s gonna make 6 digits and get your 10 digits 😉😉\n🔹Can perform the 8 clap 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 and make your ASS CLAP🐻🐻\n🔹is a little bitch\n🔹99% Asian but 100% yours ;) \n🔹May be short but can make other parts of himself tall 😍😍\n🔹Has been 19 years since he has been out of the 🐱\n🔹One of the few survivors of No Nut November 😋\n🔹Has two arms and can breathe\n\nPros:\n🔹Plays ultimate frisbee and is looking for a frisBAE to catch 🎣🎣\n🔹Has a hella popping YouTube channel with HUNDREDS of subscribers (@Kenry)🥇🥇\n🔹Lifts weights and will lift your spirits when you’re sad🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️\n🔹The most considerate person ever with the kindest soul\n🔹2 time TRIathlon finisher but doesn't finish quickly 😛\n🔹Respects women and anyone's consent 🙌🙌🙌\n🔹Can speak fluent English and C++\n🔹Can out eat you\n🔹Can eat you out ;)\n\nCons:\n🔹Blind as fuk but has a clear ass future with you uwuu\n🔹Parents will automatically approve of him and want to adopt him\n🔹Is so fking nice that you have to think about your morals again\n\nFR though, this man is literally such an amazing individual and cares a lot about the things he does and the people he loves. Even if you don't play bball, don't be afraid to shoot your shot ladies and slide into his DM's 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀\nFB: Henry Kou \nIG: @kenryhou\n\n","❣️❣️OKAY PEOPLE❣️❣️\n😍WE HAVE A REAL SNACK HERE😍\nEver tired of those ABGs or them “wholesome” fkgirls? I now present u the perfect waifu material.\n\nName: Liliane Trần Lê\nAge: 18 (looks like a child but dw shes def legal😂)\nLocation: 🇨🇦 Montreal (the little Paris of Canada wassup)\n\nAnd did I mention she is trilingual, being fluent in Viet, English and in FRENCH? (U know what they say bout the most romantic language😉😉)\n\nPROS:\n-first of all, shes got the kpop idol visuals, a skinny legend and just SOOO DAMN CUTE💗💗\n-LOVES BOBA, so u know shes no disgrace to the asian community😤\n-shes only 154cm, so feel no pressure about her height and shes just the perfect huggable size \n-knows how to cook, she can make u BANH MI, PHO and other viet cuisine as u request \n-is a foodie, so bring the culinary skills or money ;))\n-studies in computer science so not only she got the looks but she got the brain too👩🏻‍💻\n-not into raves and just wanna crunchyroll n chill? Look no more, shes here to watch all ur favourite animes w/ you\n-is a game addict and will CARRY u🎮🎮\n-will act right in front of ur parents but will also talk dirty to u in French😏🤫\n-most important of all, she will always hit u with the dd-MEMES👌\n\nCONS: \n-smol but will fight you if you dont get her boba\n-doesnt know how to dance but since shes so smol u can just guide her through\n-dresses better than u💅💅\n-will def roast u🤷🏻‍♀️\n\nApply here to be her boba oppa, baobei, or sugar daddy. 😍😍\n\nSlide into the dms on:\nFb: liliane tran le\nIg: lylyyye\nOr zepeto (i guess?🤔): 36NU6O\n\n","Hello all,\nI got a surprise for you,\n\nName : Nam Le\nWow we got an athlete in here, even though it's tennis, phenomenal cook\n-can cook tater tots with corn or chicken if one chooses, \nmore often than not \"high af\"\nfinancially secured- co founder of bdws\n21 years old\nFrom solon ohio but hails from THE Maine\nSomehow got a job in risk while majoring in english, and geo, and rocks, how I don't know. \nA little shorter than your average asian but, makes up for it with his width, he's a mini fridge\nVietnamese but can speak English and french, he can talk dirty to you in french. \nPeaked in junior year of high school with a totinos pizza rolls diet and when he was actually good at tennis. Maybe peaked in middle school with height.\n\nLikes girls who are aproximately same height, which are most asians. Love playing sports and watching sports on the couch slunched.\n\nCons-\ngets red, you know what I mean, \nfrom farmville, ohio\nhypebeast\ncar is currently sad\ngets in fights with raccoons (see photo 4)\n\npros-\nred, economically speaking\nbox\nhas the biggest room in the apartment\nwill have a 60 inch TV\ncan get children's or senior citizen discounts\n6'4\" ( see photo 5 for reference)\n-guy on right is 7 foot 2, far left guy is 7 foot, middle is 6 6.\n\nHit him up: Nam Le\nIG: phenamenon1997\n\n","Sacrifice is where you put off getting ready for your capstone presentation to approve posts","this is what a good listener looks like😭😭 (love all ethnicities tho, i don't discriminate😛)","‼️ATTENTION 🍵THIRSTY🍵 BOIS‼️ ARE YOU TIRED OF ALL THEM BASIC ABGS?!?! YA LOOKING FOR THAT NYC AZN QUEEN👑👑👑?!?! THEN I GOT DA GIRL 4 YOU.\n\nTALL, THICC, TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL, Beryl Gao Bai be the girl yo mom not only approves of, but can’t believe u even managed to snag🤩Beryl works as an arts director at a bank so you know she rolling 🤑🤑🤑.\n\nWhen Beryl isn’t being a HBIC (head bitch in charge), she is utilizing her artistic skills as a fashionista👗👢👛 and exploring NYC🌃 to its limits.\n\nLOOKING 4 DAT KING WHO CAN TAME THIS BEAST. This girl is tall as f@k (5ft9), and she’s always slayin in those 4 inch 👠, so ya best be AT LEAST 6FT TALL BOYS\n\nSTATS\n-Age: 25\n-Location: New York City (cuz ya know she never sleeps 😉)\n-Height: 5'9\" demmmmm legggsss thoooooooo\n-Languages: Bilingual 🇺🇸🇨🇳(dat proper mandarin pronunciation)\n\nPros:\n- Senpai in the streets kawaiii in the sheeets\n- She sings, she dances, she’s piano-ed for 15+ years....level asian parents approved \n- will help you choose a better wardrobe, you know you need that in your life\n- personal interior designer, photographer, videographer, but you probably have to pay her big bucks, shes expensive af💰💸💵\n\nCons:\n- she's probably too good for you\n- are you a minimum of 6ft? \n- accomplished too much at the age of 25... she will make your friends look lame but your parents proud\n\nDisclaimers: you can slide her a DM on insta @berylliumbaiology, but don't expect a reply.... she got some high standards\n\n","Okay but this group basically in a nutshell\nIf you know, you know.","❗️❗️❗️SADBOI LOOKING FOR AN ARTSY GORL❗️❗️❗️(aka my best friend is low-key desperate and i’ll take any opportunity to drag him through the dirt)\n\nName: Francisco Kazuhiro Edeza\nAge: 21\nHeight: 5’9”\nLocation: OC/LA, SoCal \nLooking for: a girl over 18 (but honestly probably just more friends)\nIG: @hirovstheworld\nLove Languages: words of affirmation & quality time\nAquarius / ENFJ\nBest way to contact: slide in those DMs /leave a comment here\n\nThis biracial (Japanese 🇯🇵 / Mexican 🇲🇽) sadboi majors in History and Historical Archeology.\n\nA few things you should know before you free up your schedule for this kid:\n- Asian-passing + president of his college honor society, so he can temporarily satisfy your judgy parents’ standards\n- Loves museums, ramen, and puns/dad jokes\n- Squishy arms that are great for hugging\n- Whether it be clothes or groceries, he actually enjoys shopping with you\n- Will judge your outfit, but will make sure you DO NOT walk around looking trashy\n- Photographer. Always down for a photoshoot. Literally the best IG boyfriend.\n- Behind his artsy exterior is a giant weeb. Er…there’s no sugar-coating this one.\n- Just got a raise + few close friends = can devote a lot of time to hanging out with you\n- Says “sorry” A LOT, so if he fucks up, you’re at a Huge advantage. \n- Kinda like a puppy. Extremely loyal but also constantly seeks attention and approval.\n- Doesn’t really drink, so he has a low tolerance (aka cost-efficient)\n- Exes are crazy, so the standard is low. Seriously, what are you waiting for?\n\n","⚠️WARNING⚠️ \nAUCTIONING A 👏🏻 BAD 👏🏻 BXTCH 👏🏻 \nNOT PROMOTING A 🐱CATFISH🐠 BUT A CUTE ASS KHOIFISH, SO U KNO HE COULD GET U WET 😩💦\n\nMeet Khoi D. Phan!!! An ABB based in sunny SoCal whos tryna become a yappie. an ACTUAL ray of sunshine yet a down af bish who loves to enjoy time w his friends\n\n-CSUF graduate Communications major w/ emphasis in entertainment and tourism + minor in cinema tv arts \n-got a big brain, but got somethin even BIGGER... HIS HEART 💖✨\n-Was a part of a community service frat for two years so you know he’ll do YOU services 😏😏 (+ he a wholesome boi and cares abt the community)\n-Disneyland Cast Member & Parade Performer 🐭✨ (Disneyland isn’t the only place he can make magical 😉) \n-BROKE? He’ll make you DELICIOUS HOME COOKED MEALS 😩 DADDY AF AMIRITE??\n-Actual rave slave. He booked it to EDC 18 right after his graduation ceremony ON A SUNDAY 😩\n-his top EDM DJs are Porter robinson, illenium, manila killa so yknow he needs a rave bae to give him shelter \n-Has dimples deeper than his love for BTS 🥺🤧\n-got better teeth than Chip Skylark!!! 😬😏\n-ham choi \n-DOWN TO.. stay in and have a movie night too :))\n\nCons \n-Introduces himself as Khoi like the fish 🙄\n-drops that ass a lil too much\n-ham choi\n\nPreferences \n-ya gotta keep a conversation going & have good vibes 😍🤧\n-ABB who looks like a fuccboi but is actually v wholesome\n\nFIND MORE ATTRACTIVE AF PHOTOS ON HIS IG: @khoifysh\n\n& follow his twitter bc he’s pretty funny @khoi_fysh\n\nnow go get some dxck!!! - from your favs Reeva Reyes and I ❤️\n\n","Attention ABGs in the Chicago Area!!1!!!\n\nLet’s see some love for my man Joshua Soong. This guy legitimately feeds me once a week so you know this ain’t biased. He’s been to North Korea, and at least he’s not a high-school dropout.\n\nLooking for Someone to:\nCorrupt him, since his friends are too busy to be degenerate :/\nBring to church the morning after ;)\n\nPros:\n\nBoi will take you skrRT skrRrrRtTTTTTTTT on his motorcycle\nIs actually super wholesome (for now(uwu))\nGets that BREAD as a banker boi in training \nDabbles in the OCCULT (Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn)\nIs lowkey a FRAT GOD (pledgemaster of AAIV my dudes)\nCan always use the best coupons - EVEN WHEN EXPIRED\nKINKY taste in accounting methodologies\n\nCons:\n\nEndlessly patient, to the point that it will make you MAD >:( >:(\nNever ate ass, but OPEN TO NEW EXPERIENCES\nEasy to please - will set an unrealistic bar if things don’t work out\nRice purity score A+, JUST LIKE HIS GRADES\nGoes to UCHICAGO so you know he’s a masochist (pro?) \nYour parents will say you’re not good enough for him :<\n\n5’ 9”, but more importantly read the first letter of each sentence ;)\n\n","INTRODUCING THE MAN WHO MADE THE SAYING 'MY MAN' POPULAR AT UCLA AND BEYOND... my man Matthew Lin!\n\nName: Matthew Lin\nAge: 23\nLocation: San Jose, CA\nBest way to contact: DM\n\nMatt is a MODERN RENAISSANCE MAN: This 🐻Bruin 🐻studied 💻 CompSci 💻, worked at 🍎Apple🍎 (making that 💸💸💸), and will be working at 🚗AUTONOMOUS CAR STARTUP Zoox 🚗, so you know when he comes over to pick you up, he's got that CAR THAT DRIVES ITSELF. VROOM VROOM 🚗💨💨💨.\n\nIn ADDITION to his love for all things TECH, he also dances🕺, sings🎤, loves BOBA🥤, and plays HELLA tennis 🎾, so you know he's got that STRONG forearm strength to catch UWhenU fall 💪💪💪 Video PROOF: https://youtu.be/oqNUBx9lrwk. BONUS: HE CAN DO THE SPLITS! 😱🤩🤯\n\nOne of the nicest people I've ever met 😀. He is looking forward to meeting girls w/ shared interest & love! Feel free to DM him! 💯/💯 ‼️‼️‼️\n\n","ATTENTION TO ALL YOU FUCBOIS OUT THERE JK I meant all you wholesome, loyal and cute bois !!! I have the perfect gift for you guys for this up coming Christmas.💖\n\nPresenting Jade Luong\n- 18 Years old \n- Goes to Buffalo University \n- Hometown: Elmhurst, Queens \n- Chinese but barely speaks any 😜😜\n\nShe is looking for someone to CUDDLE with and get FAT together! Also Christmas is coming up and yall are gonna need someone to kiss under the mistletoe. 😉😉\n\nPros: \n- Great to cuddle with \n- have a NICE ass personality \n- PRETTY AFFFFF ( The hottest ABG out there ) \n- Perfect size for a little asian girl 5’3 ( you can pick her up easily and throw her in the garbage-can if she piss u off ) 😀\n- The perfect girl to go to parties with \n- Knows how to have fun with you 😉\n\nCons: \n- Drinks too much bubble tea \nTHATS IT OKAY CAUSE SHE IS FUCKING PERFECT! SO IF YOU DO WANT HER GET HER SOME BUBBLE TEA ❤️\n\nHER INSTA: @jvdebaby\n\nGo follow her on instagram! Or pm me for any question regarding on how to get my bestie to be urs c:\n\n","CAN WE GET SOME LOVE FOR NERDY BOOKWORMS??\n\nHey everyone, meet my cousin Liyang! She’s the introspective, creative type, and she’s one of my favorite people in the entire world. She’s been trying her luck with dating the last two years, but for some reason only white guys have been asking her out. She actually prefers Asian men, so guys step up! Major points awarded if you’re at least her age and height.\n\nRegion: SF Bay (working professional)\nReligion: None (just your friendly atheist)\nEthnicity: Chinese (fluent in Mandarin and English)\nAge: 24 (we can’t ALL be undergrads here right)\nGender: Female and VERY MUCH ALIVE (guys who keep liking that meme wya)\nStatus: Single (this is NOT a catfish)\nHeight: 5’10 (you bois keep rounding up so it’s only fair that I do the same)\n\nSome perks of dating her:\n+She’s tall. She might not be an ABG, but she’s totally an AG (aka an “AMAZONIAN GODDESS”). I’m 182cm, so good genes run in the family. If you have children with her, your kids will be TITANS, guaranteed.\n+She is the most patient and forgiving person. Show up an hour late to hang out? “Thanks for coming to visit!” Destroy her hard drive with six years worth of stories, compositions, photos, and documents in a botched recovery attempt? “It’s ok, you were just trying to help.” Ask her HOW she keeps her cool when I would have been seething over it all with murderous intent? “Well, it’s already happened, so there’s no use being angry about it.” Seriously guys, she’s a catch. Just don’t do any of the above to her because I will fight you.\n+She writes stories and composes music! She plays the piano, violin, and viola, and she literally reads ALL THE TIME. Fun fact: the last YT™ boy she dated never even read Harry Potter, and she was so horrified that instead of dumping him she reread the entire series with him just so that he would have someone to talk it over with. If that isn’t dedication to love, I don’t know what is. Anyhow, she doesn’t use instagram, so I’m just gonna plug her goodreads instead: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/26468196-liyang\n\nSome cons of dating her:\n-Her mom will probably never love you as much as her dogs, but her dad will think you’re cool.\n-It is a requirement to play boardgames with her VERY nerdy family and friends. You will probably never want to play Majiang again after being exposed to the intensity that is us.\n-She's independent and not at all clingy. So guys, if you're looking for someone to constantly pine over you and reaffirm your aLPHaNeSS, then you're probably not going to get that here. (This isn't really a con, but I'm not one to judge her singing)\n\nIf you’re interested but don’t know what to do, feel free to message me so that I can wingman you! Otherwise send her a message about your favorite book and take it from there!\n\n","✨✨✨✨Onion hair say oh minaeverybody✨✨✨✨\nAre you looking for a 🔥 HOT 🔥 HOT 🔥 HOT 🔥 girlfriend? WELL THEN, MOVE THE FUCK ALONG BECAUSE WE GOT SOME GRADE 💯 BASIC ASS WEEB KOREABOO RIGHT HERE 😤😤\n\nBonnie -senpai here will be the perfect oppar for you. Everything will be daijokay with her because she'll sarang you all the way to your boba date. She will scream 😱 her way into your heart ♥ just as she'll make you scream in 🛏 🛏 😏😏\n\nIs she a wholesome ABG? BITCH, SHE AIN'T EVEN A REGULAR ABG😤. She just stays at home all day so you don't gotta worry about her cheating😌\n\nIs she from an 📖Ivy-league📖? FUCK NO. NOW YOUR DUMB ASS WON'T HAVE TO FEEL INSECURE.\n\nDo you like 🍕FOOD🍕? WELL GET IN FUCKING LINE BITCH CUZ SHE DOES TOO 🍲. FUCK, SHE COULD PROBABLY OUT EAT YOU. (Right before she eats you out😉😉🍆🍆)\n\nPros: \n- She loves sailor moon, but you can sail your pluto into hUranus 🌏 \n- She's only 5'2\". The perfect height to e̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ cuddle wholesomely \n👁👅👁\n- From the 626 WHERE ALL THE BEST ABGS FROM\n- She's 22, but looks 18 if that's what you're into 🤐😏🤐\n\nCons: \n- You'll probably have to fight off all the weebs who want her too\n- You better be able to eat a lot cuz you'll be on non stop food dates\n- Hope you like anime and kpop\n- From Baldwin Park, CA so she ghetto af\n\nIG: bunniebonnie\n\n🛑🛑🛑Only interested in guys with big hands. They can hold more boba. 🛑🛑🛑\n\n","How to beach","Lonely and thirsty??? Get your thirst quenched by this beautiful babe Tien Tran 😍\n\nName: Tien Tran \nHeight: 5'3\"\nAge: 21\nLooking for: a man to tr(eat) her right 👏👏\nLocation: Michigan\nInstagram: tientranxo\n\nPros:\n- never looks bad in pics bc she's photogenic asf\n- loves to eat and will get food with you at 3am on a tuesday\n- loves to drink 🍾 and will get drunk with you on a week day\n- can talk dirty to you in 2 languages bc she's fluent in vietnamese and english\n- graduating a semester early bc she's smart asf 🧠\n- naturally gorgeous with or without makeup\n- pre-med so you already know she's gonna make it rain 🤑\n- does nails so she's good with her hands 😏\n- ABG (asian bible girl) and will praise Jesus Sunday mornings after having a nasty Saturday night 😜\n- fell from heaven (on to your face) 🍑\n\nCons:\n- has back problems bc her rack is 👀👀\n- is extra asf and will drive to 4 different targets looking for the bedsheets she wanted \n- always screaming (in bed too 😉)\n- high maintenance & loves shopping so she needs a sugar daddy to fulfill her wants and needs 🍆🛍\n\nAt the end of the day she's one of the nicest people I know. You will make unforgettable memories with her and she'll make you laugh until you cry!! Her nickname isn't Tasty Tien for no reason though 👅 so slide in to her dm's bc she is thirsty 💦💦\n\n","🚨FELLOW ASIAN PEOPLE 🚨STOP SCROLLING 🚨FOR THE LORD HAS HEARD YOUR PRAYERS.😇 @_aidan.lee is an angel, \nBroken Chinese but can say chao fan xd 🍚\n\n[I DID NOT WRITE THIS]\n[All credits go to Andy Huang]\n\nname:Aidan Lee\nage:18\nlocation:Rochester Institute of Technology\nlooking for a girlfriend\n\nPro: \nHe is perfect husband material 👨🏽‍🍳 \nCute ass (and) face 🍑 \nCan probably out swim you 🏊‍♀️ \nHe will smack that ass with a badminton racquet 🏸 \nQuirky at first but a really down to earth guy, don’t sleep on him sleep with him💤\nNot rich but is not afraid of going broke for you 💰 \nVery smart with that 4.0 gpa 🧠\n\nCons: \nHe’s lacking in the height but other things make up for it 🤪🤪🍑🍑🍆🍆\nAllergic to nuts but could still give you DEEZ NUTS\nWill start screaming yeah for no reason\n\nBETTER SNATCH HIM FAST BEFORE ALL THE GIRLS TAKE HIM 🤪🤪🤪\n\n","⚠️‼️‼️ LIMITED TIME OFFER ‼️‼️⚠️ BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOWWW IT’S CUFFING SEASON ☃️❄️\n\nHAVEN’T FOUND THE ONE YET?? 🤔 \nTIRED OF THESE ABGS⁉️\nWELL HERE’S A GBA - girl w BIG ASS 🍑🍑👅💦\n\nHOLAA AT MY GIRL HERE 🔥🔥\nNAME: Vivian Hong \nAGE: 20 (21 IN FEB!!) \nLOCATION: NEW YORK CITY \nLOOKING FOR: A BOYFRAND 👫\n\nPROS: \n◾️ PRE MED TRACK, NEUROSCIENCE MAJOR AT BINGHAMTON UNIVERSITY SO YOU KNOW SHE GOT THAT 4.0 📚🏥🥽\n◾️ THE ONLY Ds SHE GOT ARE THOSE 👻🅱️ies 💦💦\n◾️ PARENTS OWN A SUPERMARKET - FREE GROCERIES FOH LYFE 💵🤑🤑🥬🥒\n◾️ SPEAK A LOT OF LANGUAGES MANDARIN CANTONESE ENGLISH SPANISH KOREAN JAPANESE !! CULTURED AFFFFFF !! 💯🇨🇳🇯🇵🇺🇸🇰🇷🇪🇸\n◾️LOYAL AF ✅✅\n◾️ DOES NOT TAKE SELFIES BC SHE HUMBLE 👏🏼👏🏼😇\n◾️ SORORITY GIRL SO SHE NEEDS A BANQUET DATE (SHE WILL PAY FOR YOU) 👔👗👠 #MONEYYYTEAMM\n◾️ DOWN TO DRINK ANY TIME 🍻🥂🍸🍾🍻\n◾️ NEEDS A RAVE BAE CATCH HER AT ILLENIUM NGHTMRE & ALL 3 DAYS AT EZOO 💥💥\n◾️ BROOKLYN HEAD - BAD ASS GHETTO 😈😈 \n◾️ DOWN TO WATCH ANY SHOWS YOU WANT - ANIME KDRAMAS TVB YOUTUBE NETFLIX AND CHILL 🍆🍆💦😏\n◾️ GOES TO THE GYM EVERY DAY WORKING THAT BOOTAY 🏋🏻‍♀️🍑🍑\n◾️ DOWN TO TRY DIFFERENT THINGS 😏\n\nCONS:\n◾️ MAYBE TOO GHETTO. COULD LOSE EARDRUMS.\n◾️ STUDY ALL THE TIME SO IF YOU NEED MOTIVATION TO STUDY, THIS IS YOUR GIRL 👏🏼👏🏼\n◾️ NOT THE BEST COOK BUT WILLING TO IMPROVE \n◾️ NEEDS DANCING LESSONS BUT GREAT AT LAP DANCES 💃🏼\n\nIF YOU INTERESTED IN THE OTHER GIRLS IN THE PICS \nGREEN MARKS ✅ MEAN GO FOR IT (DM FOR MORE INFO) \nSTOP MARKS 🛑 MEAN TAKEN (CAN’T TOUCH)\n\nIG: @VIIVIIAHN\nFOLLOW THE AUTHORS OF THIS POST AS WELL: \nIG: @ANGELAAALIU\nIG: @JAMIIEE.W\n\nSHOUTOUT TO MY HOME GIRL Jamie Wong for doing this w me 💪🏼❤️\n\n","YEEERRRR!!! HOLLA AT THIS HOT DOLLA RIGHT NOW. My bootiful NON-ABG friend, Misty Lin, is single and ready to find a mans that she deserves. She’s a FJ New Yorker who just wants to chill and have bubble tea dates. If you’re interested slide into her DMs. DON’T WAIT, SLIP AND SLIDE RIGHT NOW!!! IF YOU WANNA BATTLE THIS GYM LEADER RIGHT HERE LET HER KNOW!! \nMisty Lin | 19 | New York | IG: @Myumil\nPros:\n-ARTSY AF!! (Goes to Parsons)\n-PHOTOGRAPHY GODDESS (gettin all the good angles!)\n-VERY AFFECTIONATE!! ❤️\n-WILL GIVE LOVE AND SUPPORT WHEN YOU NEED IT THE MOST!!\n-A ROMANTIC CUTIE\n-💯 LOYAL\n-5’2 SO YOU DON’T NEED TO BE 6’\n-WHOLESOME\nCons:\n-RIP your wallet (from all the cafe dates)\n-If you have a dog, Dog>you\n-If you upset her, her bad bitch vibe will come out \n-Will be able to roast your ass\n\n","**** LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WHOLESOME CANTO SUNSHINE BOI ?? ****\n**** well you can STOP looking now ****\n**** because i mean look at him ****\n**** finally you have a snack to eat snacks with ***\n\nINTRODUCING: the 帥哥/可愛いの男の人 Jared Lai!! (JUST turned 20 wowow slide into his DMs to wish him hbd ??)\n\n5’10\nSeattle, WA\nInsta: @jared.lie \nLooking for a cute wholesome girl to go on adventures with (that’s you!!) :’)\n\nPros: \n- Is NATIONALLY RANKED in badminton and just got back from MALAYSIA representing USA?? \n- Informatics major at UW Seattle wowow so smart \n- Really good w/ kids (cOaChES them with his badminton skills) so if things go well he got ya back\n- Doggos/kids love him so you should too\n- Has connections to MICROSOFT 😮 \n- Is an AMAZING cook \n- Will go to hip new restaurants with you and appreciate how aesthetic everything is (but still only be able to focus on how aesthetic his new gf is) \n- Will post you on his snap story bc he’s a proud bf ya know ;))\n- A FRAT BOI (ok but like only lowkey bc it’s a design frat) ← but wowow design!! \n- Loves making new friends and is super sweet (IF YOU DM HIM HE WILL REPLY)\n- GOOD LISTENER \n- Can compliment you in canto and japanese !! \n- Is a cutie \n- Can MODEL (but doesn’t get paid he just does it to bless the community) \n- Look at the doggo\n\nCons: \n- Might be more aesthetic than you\n- Only orders basic white girl starbucks drinks\n- Dresses like a basic white girl\n- Just basic in general \n- Will melt u with his smile\n- Other girls will look at him & want him too so you better be prepared to watch out for ya boi\n- If u hurt him we will fite u\n\npls take him\nhe just wants someone to cuddle with besides his doggo 💛\n\n","BAE ALERT‼️ BAE ALERT ‼️\nPAY ATTENTION LADIES WE GOT A PRETTY (TALL) GOOD BOY RIGHT HERE STOP SCROLLING RIGHT NOW\n\nNeed a break from studying late at night to no avail? Do you need someone to talk to as your exams grind your soul into dust, then spit it into a box only to be thrown into the vast ocean? Need someone who will care about you, will talk about anything with you like YOUR feelings, YOUR dogs or FOOD or MORE DOGGOS. NEED A SNUGGLE BUDDY TO WARM UP WITH THIS SZN? ITS GETTING COLD OUTSIDE HERE.\n\nLOOKING FOR AN ARTSY, WHOLESOME, SKIN CARE ENTHUSIAST WHO IS READY TO LOVE YOU? LITERALLY KNOWS FASHION LIKE IT’S HIS THIRD MAJOR?\n\nSERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY\nIG: andrewjleung\n………………………………………………………….\nHere we have my son Andrew Leung. \nQuick Facts:\n\nHe’s 19 in the Greater Boston Area (EAST COAST BEST)\n5’11.99 (yes, it is that close)\nWILL GLADLY DANCE AND/OR SING FOR/WITH YOU WITH A GUITAR (MELTS ME EVERYTIME)\nLoves music composition\nIN FACT, HERE IS A SONG THAT HE REALLY WANTS TO DANCE WITH HIS FUTURE BAE\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uwjMQ84dxI\nComputer science and Music = so he can make that bank and buy you whatever you heart desires and then serenade you after paying for your five-star meal.\nWill eat anything\nHE DOESN’T NEED CHASERs\nIf you run out of skin care don’t worry, he’ll have you covered\nDEPENDABLE AF = Even when im down in the dirt he's got my back to tell me everything is fine\nGOOD CRYING SHOULDERS ( I may have cried with him many times)\nWill never have to throw out food ever again\n\nQUICK CONs:\nHe may prefer sleeping on the floor occasionally\nMay take your food………..\nMay use all your napkins to get that damn oil off his face\nSpeech may devolve into uwu madness.\n\nHe’s in need of a honey and he tells me every day that the temperature is dropping so DM him right now or contact Sean Tseng, Mufan Xu to WARM THIS BOY UP. HE’LL BE THE BOY-SPOON OF YOUR DREAMZ.\n\n","❌❌HOLD UP❌❌ PAUSE ❌❌ STOP 🛑 WHAT 🙅‍♀️ YOU’RE 👉 DOING 👏 RIGHT 👏 NOW 👏👏👏\n\nLadies, DICKCEMBER is here and ooooooh boy, big daddy Santa 🎅🎅🎅 has a special present 🎁 💝 for you this HOEliday season 🌲 ❄️ ⛄️ ❗️💯💢🆘\n\nName: James Pham\nAge: 25\nNationality: Vietnamese 🇻🇳 \nHeight: 5’5” (but his middle name isn’t LONG for nothing 🍆🍌🍆🍌)\nLocation: Glendale Heights, Illinois\n\nMy friend, James, is a Cà Phê Sữa Daddy ☕️☕️☕️ that’s been single for a while, so let’s find him a Nước Mami 💦💦💦 so he can make some Bún Bò BAEbies 👶😏😉🤤. Let’s face it, the wholesome/hoesome ABB thing is overplayed, but this man is a GENUINE ABB 😱🤯 🔥\n\nPros 🤔\n- Hella funny (corny jokes, inappropriate humor, acts like an idiot 25/8, but the way he delivers will get you crying 😭😂)\n- Can help you get those nails done and clean your teeth at the same time (nail shop AND dental assistant! Did someone say BOBA?!)\n- Aspiring Physican’s Assistant. He’ll take care if you in any way that you ask 😏\n- SMART (may act like a dumbass, but he graduated from Loyola University Chicago with a degree in Biology and 2 minors in biostatistics and psychology 🤓👨‍🎓)\n- Raves cuz you know he’s all about that pLüR LyF3 (and 80% chance his shirt will be off by the end of the show) \n- Is meme worthy at raves because his reactions are priceless 🍬🤪\n- Is a meme in general\n- Will take a shot of anything if you ask him to because, “I ain’t no bitch”🥃🍸🍻\n- Gym 🐀. In his words, he’s striving to be, “STOOPID THICCC,” so you know he can lift you up physically and emotionally. Did someone say SHOULDER RIDES???\n- Multitalented: plays guitar and is an amateur DJ (Check his soundcloud at, “jaimekes” for those 🔥 mixes). Also knows 3 forms of martial arts and is a black belt in TWO of them. \n- He can proteccc, he can attaccc, but most importantly, he can break yo bacccc 😏👊🥊🥋\n- LOVES karaoke 🎤 \n- LOVES anime. Sugoi!\n- LOVES memes \n- Knows how to be either spoon 😉🤭🥄\n- Bilingual: can speak Vietnamese so you can bú his cu whenever he speaks 🍆💦🤤\n- Good Halloween costumes: ask him about his “boyscout” costume if you get the chance 😂\n- All around güd vibez when you’re around him! 🌈🎉🎊\n\nCons 😡\n- Turns into a tomato after one shot (but if it ain’t henny, he don’t want any 😡🤬)\n- 5’5”\n- Will do the Fortnite dance and Milly Rock when sober or under the influence 🤦‍♀️\n- Eats way too much spicy food (he might ask you to squirt sriracha in his mouth) 🌶\n- Might be thiCCCQer than you 🤷🏻‍♀️\n- Tends to troll constantly when he’s comfortable with you 😑\n- Could be more wholesome but he’s aight the way he is\n- Takes a while for him to open up, but when he does, you’ll know that he’s cool with you 😉\n- As much as he annoys me, surprisingly I can’t think of anything else 😒\n\nDon’t snooze on this one of a kind guy! He cuffs his pants, so you might as well cuff him! Like nani tf? Watashi-WHY aren’t you slippin’ and slidin’ into those DMs right now?!?!\n\nContact him through messenger or his IG at: ca_phe_sua_daddy93\n\n","ATTENTION: it’s time for some asian diversity! ! ! 🥳🥳🥳\n\nWELCOME to the UK ladies…where it’s about quality not quantity 🙃\n\nThey say you can't have everything in life... but you can definitely have Jonathan, a full course meal 🍱🍜🥗🍩🥤 who can pretty much do everything!...\nContinue Reading\n","❗️❗️❗️LADIES ❗️❗️❗️\n\nAre you looking for a man that looks like an Asian fuccboi, but won’t treat you like dirt?\n\nLOOK NO FURTHER. I present you, David Dong\n\nAge: 2️⃣3️⃣\n\nLocation: BAE Area 💕💕💕\n\nPros: \n-Nicknamed Officer Long Dong (🍆🍆🍆)\n-Even HOTTER in person 💦💦💦\n-Great taste in memes 😩😩\n-6️⃣’0️⃣ daddy who will buy you boba 👅👅👅\n-A born and raised Bay Area man for all you NorCal ABGs ✨✨✨\n-Has a fat lil dog, a fat lil cat, and a fat ASS 🐶🐱🍑\n-Will cheer you up when you’re sad by sending you wholesome memes 💕💕💕\n-A man that can COOK and does it shirtless bc he’s hotter than the oil in the pan 🔥🔥🔥\n\nCONS:\n-Will roast you whenever he can 😤😤😤\n-Has commitment issues when it comes to “retiring” from partying 🎉🎉🎉\n-Tends to send you memes that you’ve already seen before 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻\n\nFor inquiries, DM him on FB or on insta @thedongerer or me (his full time wing woman) @itsphampham\n\n","❗️❗️❗️❗️HEY GIRRLS ma LOnG diStaNce bEstiE’s loOkin for a whOlesOme giRL 🤪🤪\n\n* turning 19yrs old\n📍Boston @ North Eastern Uni\nTaiwanese \nPlays🏀🏐\n\nPrOs:\n- 6’5!!\n- 6’5!!\n- 6’5!!\n- cAriNg \n- will buy u BOBA fosho \n- whOlesOme\n- LOYAL 😉\n- plays bAskeTball AND volleyball!!!\n- will alWays hook u up w KFC FRIED CHICKEN\n- has a lot of DOGS\n\nCons:\n- says he’s a good engineer but isn’t\n\nInsta: @victor_chang14\nsnap: chang007\nHIT HIM UP!!!!\n\n","‼️‼️‼️FUCCBOIS begONE‼️‼️‼️\n(no seriously, she’s my pure cinnamon bun ray of sunshine. This is NOT a meme)\n\n- Name: Everyone calls her QQ but Facebook doesn’t allow 2-letter names (Yuqing Chua)\n- Age: 18 (looking for 18-20 y/o)\n- Location: “Boston”, MA\n- Contact: FB Messenger/Insta -@qqnotthepenguin (or ask for her ## if you’re feeling bold)\n\nPros:\n- 😍Doesn't care how tall you are (ok at least 5’6”)\n- 5’4”, not tall, not too smol, that perfect Goldilocks height 😩\n- You will be the only man in her eyes👀... literally because she goes to a women’s college\n- Will feed you many snacks (and she’s a whole snacccqcqqq herself💯💯)\n- Likes buying gifts for people\n- Thinks exploring a city just means eating at all the good restaurants but somehow always ends up at the same 2 places (food insta plug: @qr.eats)\n- shE’s An arTIsT 🎨👩🏻‍🎨\n- Intended bio and studio art double major (get u a girl who can do both😤)\n-✈️ Will travel anywhere with you, just hit her up\n- Can speak English, Chinese, 0.5 French, and stan twitter talk\n\nCons:\n- Highkey doesn’t know how to use Facebook (but she knows enough to use messenger so slide! into! her! DMs!)\n- Extreme enabler personality (exhibit A: do it, I dare you”)\n- When she goes into Boston she spends 99.99999% of her time at Tatte Bakery\n- QQ minus aesthetic = nothing\n- 🤒Has trust issues after One Time On Tinder™ (you can change that 😏 but if you hurt her, I’ll roundhouse kick you myself) \n- Raised in Beijing for 18 years but speaks English better than Chinese? \n- Laughs too easily & lowkey acts like a fool (we still love her)\n- Will not get along if you think that Dean is an inferior artist\n- Gets cold easily - so needs someone to warm her up 😉\n\nLooking for someone who is:\n1. Male\n2.Currently breathing (and preferably has all extremities intact)\n3. Interested in her\n4. Down to eat spicy hot pot\n\nside note: she’s dressed as kiki from kiki’s delivery service in the ramen pic (but she says she’s not a weeb)\n\n","Are you looking for a smol girl with a big ass heart 😱😩😻? Do you want a best friend with a small ass who can kick ass😈👊🏽🍑? Do you want someone to feed your boba addiction and run your bank account dry💸? A feisty full blooded Pilipina💋🇵🇭 who will make you sinigang and then break some ankles when dancing tinikling🤯💁🏽‍♀️?\n\nThen look no further than Brianna Herbolario 🥰😏😛She’s a 5 foot tall, 20 year old from East Bay Area (so she pretty hyphy or whateva🤪) and a health science major at Cal State Long Beach (we love them nursing girls💗👩🏽‍⚕️💉).\n\nPROS\n•she’s practically a model so you know that y’all will be stunting everytime you go out 🤸🏽‍♀️and she’ll get all of your angles 📸🌅if you need that IG content\n•she’s always hungry and always wants boba so she won’t be picky wherever you guys go out to eat🍱🍜🍕🍧\n•even though she’s fun and hyphy, she can also get down to business (to defeat the Huns) and make you focus on your work🎓💼💵Bc if your friend doesn’t make you work hard for your goals and dreams, are they really your friend?🙅🏽‍♀️\n\nCONS\n•she will always be stuntin so you may feel as though you/your outfits are slackin in comparison (💃🏽<-her🚶🏽‍♀️<-you)\n•she will always convince you to spend your money on food and boba, even when you’re broke 😫🤑\n•will spontaneously burst into Thank u, next even tho she’s never had an ex to say “thank u, next” to💁🏽‍♀️🎶\n\nNow I know what you’re thinking: “this girl is way out of my league. I could never be enough for her.” And you absolutely right 👍🏽bc she’s in that committed 6 year relationship with an Air Force firefighter 👨🏽‍🚒💏(and you don’t wanna disrespect our troops do you?).\n\nShe does love meeting and making new friends tho so if you lookin for someone loyal and down af, buy her Lee’s Vietnamese iced coffee 🥤☕️and she’ll be yours forever 🦄👑\n\n","📣📣📣•ATTENTION CALLING ALL GAMER BOYS!!!•\n\nAre you intimidated by all these abgs on this page? Too scared to make the first move? We have the solution to ur problem !!\n\nMeet Ashlee Yu, an abg in the making, and a die hard gamer 🎮🎮!1!1!!1! She will make you fall heads over heels for her with her many many charms😍 this girl is a computer science major AND A PARTY GIRL what more could you want in a potential girlfriend?? She will 1v1 u all night long in fortnite after a good time at the club!!! If i still need reasons to convince you (why do u even need more) here’s some listed below:\n\nPros\n-Smart as hek and will impress ur parents \n-Is tech savvy and can probably fix ur tv and computer for free (and ur family’s bc we know how they love good dealz!)\n-u can probably find her at google 5 years later\n-is bilingual and a half : speaks English and canto and can understand Spanish \n-a gamer gal \n-loves to travel \n-sporty as hek (voted athlete of the year!)\n-foodie and loves to explore and experience new tings!\n-heavyweight champion at drinking\n-always down for drinks and the club\n-went to Europe last summer so u kno she’s cultured af !!\n\nCons\n-will show up late all the time\n-is white \n-has such massive gains will probably make u feel bad about urself\n-will destroy u in fortnite\n-only wears birks (without socks)\n-likes country music\n\n19 yrs old // VANCOUVER based // hmu for her snap or #; or slide in her DMs, !!!she doesn’t make the first move!!! // looking for nice wholesome gamer boy or ABB to take home to the family\n\n","🤔🤔🤔 Bert Alexander","💕💕💕 looking for wholesome Christian boys 💕💕💕\n\nmeet my wonderful 大姐 Kimberly Szeto she’s looking for someone to love her as much as she loves Jesus\n\nAge: 21\nBORN AND RAISED IN NEW JERSEY but currently resides in NorCal ! ! \nshe likes wholesome boys who can support her in life, someone who she can have late night deep talks with 😊\n\nShe’s NorCal based so you know she knows all the good boba shops and cafes. SLIDE CALI BOYS ! ! But long👏distance👏no 👏 worry👏she👏loves👏 to👏video👏chat\n\nShe’s a history AND technology information management major. She knows Korean, Japanese AND Chinese. CANTOOO BOYS PLEASE she went to Okinawa for a summer research program ! !\n\nshe’s cute and petite. i don’t know her height please forgive me. but all I can say she that she perfect cuddle height!! you can ask her yourself when you dm her 😮\n\nShe real loyal and supportive. She’ll be there whenever you need her, super chill and nice to talk to, I go to her with ALL my life problems\n\nPros:\nEGGS she can cook eggs for days 🍳 \nher passion for doggos \ninformation on asian politics on point ⁉️⁉️\nwilling to buy you ice cream and bobaaaa 🥤🥤\nloves her friends (v supportive and protective)\nSTYLISH she got them ootds \nloves HK and traveling ✈️ \nhas polo everything! ! \ngreat with kids and parents tooooo take her home with you for winter break COZY IT UP 💨 \nninepercent and luhan trash \ndances she can whack and tut woaw 💃🏻💃🏻\nloves tequila 🔥 🔥 🔥 \nloves guys in ankle pants THEM ANKLES 👖 \nSHE’LL FOLD YOUR CLOTHES TOO OOF CUFF HER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES\n\nshe’ll bring you warmth this cuffing season and will support you through finals OOF so slideeeee 🛸🛸🛸🛸\n\nCons:\nvery excitable (when she’s v happy) 💕 \ntake her to a rave for me please PLEASE 😫😫😫\ndoes not get asian glow 🛑 \ntalks about ninepercent a lot \nhas a group of friends who will hurt you if you hurt her, ill be first 🤬😡😤\ntbh idk \nshe’s great ! ! A CUTIE PATOOTIEEEEE 🤙🏻\n\nshe truly is a wonderful person and I would love to find her someone that will support her and love her bc she deserves the best\n\nher ig is @kyutiekimbers but Facebook messenger works too (if she doesn’t respond just dm me lel)\n\n","‼️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 ATTN ALL GAYZNs of SAD (especially those in the SE) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈‼️\n\nDo you like to SWITCH things up in the sheets? 😏\nDo you want wholesome dates filled with love, affection, and cute photos? 💖📸😤😤\nDo you have an intense desire to have a little $ugar in your life? 💵\n\nIf you answered \"yes\" to ~ANY~ of these questions meet Jared “Bodhi” Diago 🇵🇭\n\nAlbeit slightly insecure, his only true flaw is thinking that he has them. 😡\nA thoughtful and wholesome boi (personally doesn't drink/smoke, but WILL take care of you without passing judgement). 🙏\nNot a Ravebae cus he busy either studying, working, dancing, or taking care of his friends. 🤪\nMight only be 5’6” but has EXTREME BDE 🍆🍆💦💦💦 cus his PERSONALITY is big enough to fill a room. \n20 levels of life completed ✌️\n\nPros:\nIs a Working Man™️ 👨‍💼💼 so is willing to pay for your boba ✨\nWill try ANYTHING at least once 😉\nWill dance just to make you smile (also means his hips don’t lie) 💃😩😩\nStops at nothing to make sure you are happy (even at his own expense 😡)\nDerrière as FAT as his HEART 🍑💖😍\nA Biomedical Sciences major🔬🧬so you KNOW he gonna make even more $CHMONEY in the future 💵💵💵\n\nCons:\nLives in Orlando, FL (But Disney and Universal are also here so is it really a con?🤔 )\nGoes to UCF (Not ~Ivy League~ but you can be the smarter one if you want) 👩‍🏫\nDeserves nothing but ✨THE WORLD✨ so you best believe he has a group of people who will come for you if you hurt him 🥰\n\nSlide into his DMs now:\nIg: jrhipstaaa\n\n","❗️ATTENTION❗️ATTENTION❗️ATTENTION❗️\nLOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE SUPER HOTTIE 🔥🔥🔥Jasmine Shirvani (CHINESE AND IRANIAN MIXED RACE BABE)🔥🔥🔥ATTENTION\nEDUCATION:🎓 INTERNATIONAL BACCALAUREATE GRAD 🎓& NOW A 👩‍⚕️PREMED @ UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO 👩‍⚕️\nAGE:18\nLOCATION:TORONTO\nHEIGHT: 5’5 BUT LOVES SHORT & TALL GUYS\nPROS:\nLOVES TO DRINK🥂🍾🥂 AND PARTY 🎊🎉🎊🎉EVERYDAYYYYY!!!!!\nHas a cotton candy machine and can BAKE YUMMY FOOD🧁🍢🎂🍰🍪🍩🍮\nWill serenade you with her PIANO🎹🎼 and VIOLIN🎻 (RCM CERTIFIED MUSICIAN PRODIGY)\nSpeaks MANDARIN, CANTONESE, FRENCH, PERSIAN, AND ENGLISH\nSuper cool photographer📸📸📸\nCONS:\nSo cute you might spend too much of your time👀👀 staring 👀👀at her\nhttps://www.instagram.com/Jazzy__mei/\n\n","WHEN THE CHASE FOR BAES GETS TOUGH, CHASE CLOUT 😂\n\n","❗CASTING CALL FOR ALL UNNIS AND OPPARS❗\n\nTired of all the ABGs and Koreaboos on SAD? That’s too bad because here’s another!!! 🤪\n\nIntroducing, my little sister Jessica (JeTHICCa) Jeong! @dhynxjng\n\nStraddling the line between basic bitch and abg (but can straddle you too dw ;)) this 20 year old eggie from the BAE AREA will SPICE UP UR LIFE 🌶️🌶️🌶️ A person this hot needs her daily supply of 🌶️ so make sure you can handle the spice inside and outside the bedroom\n\nBasic Info\n🤤 Name: 🍑JeTHICCa 🍑Jeong\n🤤 Age: 20\n🤤 Height: 5’2.99999” (I actually have no idea how tall she is but I’m pretty sure she’s not 5’3”)\n🤤 Location: IN YOUR ❤️HEARTS ❤️(but actually middle of fuckin nowhere in western mass & sometimes bay area lol)\n\nPros\n😤 she’s smol so you won’t even notice that she’s taking up any of the bed\n😤 QUADRILINGUAL - got those [ENGSUB] [KORSUB] [中文SUB] [FRSUB] nailed down so sure to impress at all ur family gatherings 💁\n😤 statistics major at amherst college so she knows about numbers and is good w her digits ;)))))))))))))\n😤 WIFEY MATERIAL 🔥💍🔥💍🔥💍\n🍾 Says she can cook kimchi fried rice\n🍾 Will brew you barley tea 🍵\n🍾 Can do your nails (she likes her own short 😏)\n😤 GOLFER SO YOU KNOW SHE’S GREAT AT FINDING YOUR HOLE\n😤 Great dancer with a kickin booty so she’ll get down on the dance floor and on you\n😤 Loves dogs and cats if you know what i mean 😼(if you know you know)\n😤 Needs to sleep like 12 hours a day so dw about buying her every meal bc she won’t be awake for it 🤷\n😤 Meme QuEeN\n\nCons \n😴 might taste like flaming hot cheetos when you kiss her, she kind of has a problem 🌶️\n😴 eats a lot of dairy for someone who is lactose intolerant 🍦(aka expect lots of complaining about her 💩)\n😴 will annoy you if you don’t do what she wants to do aka getting food/cravings\n😴 is a middle child so she acts feisty (it’s def the height) but actually needs tons of compliments 24/7 so the praise kink is real af 😨\n😴 her phone background is @emily ye and you’re NEVER going to change that, sorry\n\n💓 But fr tho she’s super funny and smart and will def put a smile your face whether it’s an uncomfortable smile or a genuine one 💓\n\nFor additional references, contact her agents me @dingjeong or Emily Ye @emireepree\n\n**SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY**\n**FUCKBOIS CAN FUCK OFF unless you wanna risk getting yo girl snatched**\n\n","CONTINUE READING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME // 走过路过不要错过\n\nAre you looking for a wholesome girl to take on dates and kiss on nye? Look no more. Emily Lin (insta: Emilyylin) is your girl and she is more gorgeous than any nye fireworks you will ever see.\n\nShe’s 18, 163cm, from Gold Coast.\n\nPros:\n- studies law so she knows how to bend the rules \n- will outdrink and eat more than you but will always be skinnier than you bc her metabolism is faster than your favourite F1 car \n- will land beer pong shots as easily as she lands your heart (watch out)\n- always preoccupied with drinking boba tea, eatings snacks and getting that law degree so you never have to worry about her cheating on you\n- will go from lounging on the couch with a bag of potato chips to hitting up fortitude valley (clubbing) at 2am or vice versa\n- im so jealous of her hair \n- she’s the hot girl you saw at opm/gpo on friday 30/11 \n- looks the same at night and in daylight (rare pokemon sighting), got recognised twice on the street the weekend after clubbing\n- clubs a week before her law exam so you know she’s fucking smart\n- is so wholesome & mature despite clubbing\n\nCons:\n- is stubborn but stubbornly cute \n- has facial blindness when she’s drunk but im sure your face is the one she will remember \n- always forces me to drink shots so i need you to take my place \n- once threatened to throw her cat out (dw she was joking guys)\n- brb trying to think of more\n\nlooking for a wholesome boi thats taller than or 178cm\n\nmessage me and ill put in a good word, alternatively, STANDOUT FROM THE CROWD and msg her directly\n\n","‼️GIVE ME A SPIN, I CAN MAKE YOUR ENGINES SCREAM ‼️\n\nCalling all Vancity bachelors! This lovely gal Jennifer Seto is looking for her one true pair. You could become a video game streaming couple 😉!\n\nName: Jennifer Seto 💋\nAge: 20 🎉\nBirthday: June ☀️\nOccupation: Full-time University student, Volunteers at the Cardiac Rehab Centre in Vancouver General Hospital (she travels from the other side of the city for this which means she’s a hard worker 🙌🏽) , and apart-time tutor (she’s GREAT with kids! 😏)\nSchool: Simon Fraser University , BPK Major (Future Cardiologist 💉❤️)📚\nHobbies: Baking (she makes 💣 cookies 🙈), League (she can carry you on league 😉/ HER LEAGUE NAME IS: Riddlelia 😘), First Aid Certified, AND WAAAAAIT... She’s also a Lifeguard (she can save you when you’re drowning 🏊🏻‍♀️)\n\n———————————————————\n⭕️P R O S ⭕️:\n\n- 3.0 GPA (not even rounded up 😝)\n- Hard worker 💪🏼 (works & studies at the same time)\n- Great at cooking, baking, drawing (VERY ROUNDED PERSON! YAAAAS! TALENTED 🤙🏽)\n- Plays the Piano 🎹 \n- Has so much snacks with her, and will share 😁\n- Likes RWBY ❤️ \n- Will invite you to Yum Cha after exams, and any celebrations 🎉\n\n❌ C O N S ❌\n- Allergic to strawberries (she won’t steal it from you then 👌🏼)\n- Does not have a sense of direction, will get lost... YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD AT DIRECTIONS! 🙈\n\n❌⭕️❌ SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY ❌⭕️❌\n\n","🚨🚨SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT CAUSE THIS MANS ABOUTA LIGHT 😩 YOUR OVARIES ON FIYAH 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️🚨🚨\n\nMEET DAVID NGO. \n24 // Sacramento, CA // looking for WHOLESOME BUN BO BAE/NUOC MAMI\n\nA FINE ASS POTATO 🥔 SO PREPARE TO BE SNACKIN 🤤🍟🍿🍫\nHE NOT ONLY NGOS HIS WAY AROUND THE KITCHEN BUT HE CAN 🍣 SASHIMI 🍣 HIS WAY INTO YOUR HEART 😩💕💕💕 (and into your sheets) 👅💦\n\nDIS MAN CAN MAKE A FIRETRUCK 🚒 EMBARRASSED 😳 WITH HIS AZN GLOW UP 🍅 BUT DONUT 🍩 WORRY ‼️ HE CAN HOLD HIS ALC BETTER THAN YO ONE SHOT WONDER ASS CUZ HE CAN HANDLE NOT ONE BUT TWO SHOTS - HE WILL CARRY YO DRUNK ASS HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOU THE WAY 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 DESERVE 👏🏼 #consentissexy\n\nPROS: \n✅ BACHELOR (but not for long 😉) in Software Engineering so U NGO he gonna be banking 💰💰\n✅ MASTER (but u can also call him ZADDIE 😩💦💦💦) in Engineering Science with a concentration in CS \n✅ Has a voice of 🎶 PURE HONEY 🍯 so prepare for him to saraghae into yo heart 😍💕💕💕\n✅ Like I said before my mans ngos his way around a kitchen so HE👏🏼 CAN 👏🏼COOK👏🏼 (Shokugeki who?) 🍜🍲🍛🍣🍱🍙\n✅ THE ACTUAL HOOMAN VERSION OF BAYMAX: 🙏🏼 cares about your physical AND mental health, will be there 👊🏼for your 3AM breakdowns, will HYPE TF 🙌🏼outta you when you feelin like a deflated potato🥔, will fkin DRIVE ACROSS STATE LINES if you feelin like shit 💩than that SO CUFF👏🏼 HIM 👏🏼UP 👏🏼LADIES👏🏼 (sorry gents)\n✅HAS A SUPER PRECIOUS SMOL PUPPER 🐶 NAMED TOTORO (so he’s not gonna be the only one going after your kokoro 😩💖) \n✅ 9️⃣ outta 🔟 snuggler cause the only 1️⃣ he’s missin is YOU 👉🏻\n✅ Placed not only in TOP FIVE ✋🏻for Mr. Vietnam of Sacramento BUT ALSO Mr. Congeniality 🤗AND Audience Favorite 🤩(so all y’all’s parents, relatives, grandmas, and grandpas will love him, probably even more than you😭)\n✅ CAN BE YOUR ABB (AZN BOBA BABA) TO YOUR BAG (BASIC AZN GIRL) 💁🏻‍♀️\n✅ HE GOT A THICC 🍑 (probably thiccer than yours)\n\nCONS: \n❌ Lowkey looks like your baba so although he don’t look like your oppa/gege/anh/nii-sama, YOU CAN DEF STILL CALL HIM ZADDIE/SHISHOU/SENSEI/BA 👅👅💦💦💦\n❌ Located in Sacramento so only California hunnies have VIP access\n❌ His memes are better than yours\n\n‼️SO LADIES 🔗 CUFF 🔗 HIM 👏🏼 UP 👏🏼 BEFORE ITS TOO LATE ‼️ HE’LL TREAT YOU LIKE THE BANH MI DAC BIET YOU DESERVE 😩💕💕💕 ‼️\nSo slide into his DMs cause he’ll be mappin his way into yo heart 💖\n\nFB: David Duy Ngo\nIG: @anythingbutsushi\nTwitter: @d_duyngo\n\n***[100 LIKES REWARD LOCKED]***\nFind out his rice purity score & see how you can lower it 😉\n\n***[200 LIKES REWARD LOCKED]***\nFind out his kinks as per BDSM quiz.\n\n***[300 LIKES REWARD LOCKED]*** \nI’ll show a video of his amazing body rolls.\n\n***[BOBA SPONSORSHIP: LOCKED]***\nFirst THREE people to slide into his DMs and go on a boba date with him (pls send me proof of DMs) - I will pay for your boba dates AND give you his business card. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY\n\nSHAMELESS PLUG: GO TO HIS OMAKASE CLASS IN SF ON DEC 19 AS PART OF DISH CRAWL SF!! SPOTS ARE LIMITED SO GO GO GO!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/omakase-night-with-master-sush…\n\n","HEY WAZZZUP GUYS,\nI GOT SOMETHING NEW FOR YOU SINGLE BOYS OUT IN THE SOCAL AREA 😩😩\n•\nY’ALL HEARD OF THE CLASSIC WHOLESOME ABG 😍😜 (Asian Baby Girl) BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF AN APG??😫😍💕😳 (Advanced Placement Girl) \n•\nHERE WE HAVE Sarah Nguyen, THE ONE AND ONLY WHOLESOME APG 😱😱 OUT THERE 😍😍\n•\nAge: 18 ;))\nLocation: SoCal in the Orange County Area 🍊\n•\nWhat She’s looking for?\n———————————\n- TBH, She ain’t too picky with her food cause she always be hungry out here 🤤😜🍖\n- Gotta be 5’6 and above out here at least sorry small bois 😞 \n- Weeabos ARE ACCEPTED and HAIKYUUU FANS GET AN ADVANTAGE 😩😩💕❤️\n- Down for Asian Babes only 😍😍\n- Gotta have a chest cause no chest means no sex 😤😤\n- Also, its important to have a good SIMP PLAYLIST CAUSE WE SIMPIN 24/7 OUT HERE 😪😭😭\n•\nPros\n——\n- Always gonna give you that mAdd Respecc 😳❤️\n- Supports League of Legends players 😘\n- Always gonna feed you FOOOD 🍖\n- 4.8 GPA cause she a true APG, hella impress yo mama with that 😤😤\n- kinda kinky 😳😳😳\n- Willing to try new things 😘😝😜\n- That mouth be made for many things 🤪🤤🤤\n\nCons\n———\n- Her grades are so good that your parents might compare you to her 😬😬\n- She might at sometimes love the food more than you so becareful! ☠️\n- She always be on that simp lyfe brUh 😭😭\n•\nIG: @ilysarawr\nBest way to contact her is through this comment section, just tag her and ask away!! Or even just straight up DM her ig or through messenger SHE’S OPEN BUT NOT FOR LONGG 😩😩 CUFF HER NOW CAUSE CUFFING SEASON JUST STARTED 😳😍😝\n\n","ATTENTION 🚨WHOLESOME GENTLEMEN!!! May I present you a SLIGHTLY WHOLESOME 😇😈 EXTREMELY EXTROVERTED 😱, NON-ABG, BEAUTIFUL FEMALE livin here in da Bae Area. This GODDESS is named Katrina Jiang AND LIKE DAAAAAAAANG is she FINE AF 🔥🔥🔥 This EDGY, MEME-LOVING queen is 97% straight and 3% lesbian (BC YES THIS IS IMPORTANT) and will make any man laugh until he cries ❤️\nage: 21 y/o 🍺🍺🍺\nheight: 5’7 ayeeeee no need to crouch low to hear her\n\nPROS: \n- Taiwanese 🇹🇼 her ancestors have royal blood so she’s LITERALLY a Manchurian princess 👑\n- ALSO falls for shorter guys SO Y’ALL SHORT DUDES do not be intimidated\n- Lowkey into introverts 🙈 but also the occasional extrovert\n- EYES AS BIG AS THE FREAKING SUN 👀 like she will blind you 😎 with her beauty\n- A kung fu mastaaaaaa 🥋 so will protect you if you’re a weak ass MF 💪💪\n- Dancer 💃 and is FLEXIBLE IF YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’ 😜😉🤪\n- LOVES DEM CATS 🐱 AND DOGS 🐶\n- Pre-med at Berkeley 🔝 100% WILL MAKE YOUR ASIAN PARENTS PROUD 💉🏥\n- A FOODIE AT HEART 🍣🍥🍚🍡🍰🍨 legit knows all the hidden gems 💎\n- Is a UNIQUE, REAL person UNLIKE some fake ABG hoes in this group page 😡\n- Has more chins than you\n\nCONS:\n- Definitely has more chins than you \n- Loud\n- Tsundere\n- May repeat herself\n- Unstable and cuts/colors hair 💁‍♀️ as coping mechanism\n- Obsessed with myer’s briggs personality - WILL DEFINITELY make you take the test and WILL JUDGE YOUR LIFE 💕\n\nIn all seriousness, the cutie will make your life 10000000x better and she’s a genuine person and if y’all are still not convinced there is something wrong with u j sayin\n\n","INTRODUCING ✨LYLY CHAU✨\nStill a lonely single boi lookin for a hot mama? WELL LOOK NO LONGER BECAUSE SHE HAS ARRIVEDDD\n🔞This 20 y/o ABG (Asian Bible Girl) is looking for an Asian Bible MAN 🔞\n\nPros:\n✅CERTIFIED BEACH BABE 👉Based in Florida 🐬💦💦\n✅🍑snacc size 🍰(5’0”), but willing to be the 🅱️ig spoon\n✅makes a mean kimbap and is down to eat your kimbap too 😉😍\n✅ride 🚔or die 🔫\n✅gonna cop that bachelor of 🤓SCIENCE 🔬in tourism, event, and recreation management\n✅Asian parents stamp of approval- can speak a little Viet and Canto\n✅wholesome Christian, but can be a very bad girl 😜\n✅a true sweetheart with RBF, but she doesn’t bite (unless u want her to 😩)\n✅can’t cheat on u bc she’s prob sleeping 💤\n✅will literally melt your heart with her sweet smile\n✅has great taste in music (fall out boy, day6, pH-1, dean, ONEOKROCK)\n\nCons:\n❌full-time student, part-time job 👉no time for your bull💩\n❌addicted to 🅱️alls, but mostly the boba kind \n❌fingers permanently stuck giving finger hearts\n❌watches lots of asian dramas so she’s got high standards but she deserves a high quality man \n❌has a huge family, so she needs a 💪 strong 💪family man to tame them (but prepare to get roasted)\n❌rolls her eyes a lot but she’s just looking towards God\n\nFor those interested, y’all better 🙏PRAY🙏TO 🙏JESUS 🙏she’s still single by the time u finish reading this\n\nIG: @no_lielie \nFB: Lyly Chau\n\n","Tired of seeing all the ABGs in this group 👀?\nNeed someone wholesome ❤️?\nNEED SOMEONE JUST IN TIME FOR CUFFIN SZN 😫😫?\n\nWell lemmie introduce y'all to Evelyn Zheng\nSHE TRYIN TO GET CUFFED THIS YEAR 😤😍\n\n-18/🇸🇬/6ix based/📍 Longdon,ON/not an ivy student but ivEy bound\n- 5'5 (looking for mans 5'7 and above !!)\nig: @eve_amazheng\n@chenistry_ (shameless self plug)\n\nPROS ✅✅\n\n- she cute tho 👀👀\n- not an abg but loves parties and raves\n- willing to drop literally everything if there's a lit party in town\n- 2nd in Canada 🇨🇦 for Fencing 🤺 (dont break her heart or she might stab you 🙃)\n- well traveled (turns out being a world class athlete takes you places)\n- top 1% in the world in sudoku (not sure why this is relevant, weird flex but okay)\n- Will go to the gym with you 💪💪\n- Learned mando on her own so she is asian parent approved 😤😤\n- smart if she tried reallllyyyy hard : )\n- has boba running in her blood\n- WILL BAKE YOU SNACCS (and look like one too !!)\n- will literally do anything if you provide her with food\n- sings like an angel (will serenade you in the morning!)\n- only glows a lil bit 🍅\n- will fight anyone that tried to fuck w. you 😤😤\n\nCONS ❎❎\n- you'll have to buy her lots of boba \n- is kinda flaky bc she's in financial modelling, and varsity team captain BUT AT LEAST YOU KNOW SHE'S GOING PLACES 😤\n- is a lightweight 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️\n- kinda lazy but she'll literally walk miles to play pokemon go\n- has only three brain cells (boys will need at LEAST four)\n- single as a pringle so you hafta text her first\n- needs help with her math homework on a daily basis\n\nif yall interest it isnt too late to SLIDE into these dms 👀👀\n\nor dm me and ill get you in her contacts real quick :^))\n\n","🚨🚨 ALERT 🚨🚨\n\nCalling all lonely ladies in the Bae Area!! I’m putting up this wholesome mans up for auction! You can be his Xiao Long Bao Bei! Don’t leave him alone this cuffin’ season!\n\nName: Brandon Tsang\nAge: 20 (but he’ll be 21 soon 😉)\nLocation: San Jose or Santa Cruz\n\nWant someone who’s down with it to get food or boba tea whenever? Maybe you’re looking for a ravebae or someone to cuddle?\n\nLook no further! My boy here is that man! Coming in at 5’7” this man can be yours! He has no height preferences because he don’t discriminate 😤. He’s currently at UC Santa Cruz (Environmental Econ major🌲🌲)but stay Bae Area reppin. He’s down with the get down and you’ll vibe with him like that 👌🏽\n\nPros: \n- Great conversationalist and will have a heart to heart with you 💞\n- Bear hugs for days\n- Can cook for you and even adds his own twist 🤤\n- This mans knows how to move! (used to dance with him back in high school)\n-Currently practices Tinikling and Ballroom\n- Can be your studious Taiwanese boi 🤓by day and a party animal by night 😎\n- Down to drink with you! \n- Raves (but he ain’t a fuccboi tho)\n- Down to go out whenever and show you a good time (take that as you will 😉) \n- Boba is essential \n- Knows his fashion and poses (so y’all can be that cute ass couple on Instagram)\n- Fluent in Mando and can understand Canto\nCons: \n- Asian glow (but he handles well)\n- There’s only one of him 😩😩\n\nCome get him while he’s still available!\n\nDm him if interested either FB or Instagram (@_childish.brandino_ and might as well follow me too @richard._.sanchez 😅😅)\n\nAlso, I’m lonely and available too 😭😭\n\n","💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥HELLLOOOO LADIES, DO I HAVE A MAN FOR YOU!!!💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥\n\n🧥❄️IF YOU’RE LOOKING TO STUFF 🍆 YOUR STOCKINGS 🧦FOR THE HOLIDAYS 🎄, LOOK NO FURTHER!!! 🎅🧤🧣\n\nIntroducing 📣 Eldrick Millares 📣!! From former fuccboi 😛 to reformed family man 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Eldrick is sure to take your breath away! 😉😏😫💨\n\nAge: 21 (will buy you any drinks you want 🥂) \n🌎: Stanford / West Virginia / Hawai’i / Berlin (soooo ~ multicultural ~) \nLooking for: A 💋 beautiful and wholesome 🙏 woman to treat right and keep warm this cuffing season ⛓ ❄️🧤\n\nPros 🔥:\n• Friendliest person you’ll ever meet – just look at that smile! 😁❤️\n• Main motivation is to secure the bag for his family… and YOU! 💰💼👜👛\n• 💵 $ilcone Valley $tartup Boi 💵🤑🤑🤑\n• 💡 Electrical engineer 💡 with a 4.0 GPA (so you know your Asian parents love him already) 🧠⚡️💡\n• Down for spontaneous picnic dates 🧺 and road trips 🚗🚕🚙\n• Thick in ALL the right areas 💪😩🍆💦💦💦\n• Knows how to work both the dance floor 💃🕺 and the bedroom 🛏💦\n• 6’ on a good hair day 💁‍♂️💇‍♂️\n• Has a singing 🎤🎶 voice of an angel 🙏👼\n• Loves the outdoors 🌞🌳 – hiking, climbing, skiing, snorkeling, you name it! ⛷👨‍🌾\n• Into wholesome activities like ice skating and pottery 🎨🧸🖼🛷\n• Down to take you to see THE Northern Lights in Norway!!! 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴\n\nCons ⚠️:\n• Changes your standards for men forever 💑👫💍\n• DMs will soon be flooded so you gotta slide in fast 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️💧💧💧\n• Has never been to a rave :( 😍🙃🙌\n• Will outdress you 🧥👚👔👞👑\n• Loves to be the Dungeon Master in Dungeons and Dragons 🧙‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧝‍♀️🧝‍♂️🧙‍♀️🗡\n• Can’t grow body hair to save his life 🏥🚑\n• Can be at the gym 🏋️‍♂️🤸‍♂️💦 often because he’s a GOLD MEDAL POLE VAULTER!! 🏆🥇\n• Sometimes gets very emotional watching anime - cries every time he watches Kimi no Nawa 😭☄️💞\n\nSerious inquiries only; shoot your shots, everyone! This man is ready to cuddle you all winter long 😉 ❄️❄️☃️\n\nFB: Eldrick Millares\nIG: @eldrickmillares\n\n","“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott\n\n🛑❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION❗️❗️❗️🛑\nCALLING ALL SINGLE LADIES LOOKING TO CUFF IN TORONTO 🇨🇦😏😏😏\nDO YOU WANNA MEET A TALL COOL KOREAN CHRISTIAN OPPPPAA? 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💑\nGIRLS SLIDE INTO HIS DMS (FB OR INSTA) 🙌🙌👏👐\n\nName: Josh Yeo\nNationality: Korean-Canadian 🇰🇷🇨🇦\nAge: 20 \nEducation: Schulich School of Business 🤵🤵\nHeight: 6’2 (6’3 on a good day) 😎😎😎😎😎\nIG: @joshhyeo\n\nPROS:\n✔️ Home boy is fluent in both Korean and English\n✔️ Loves watching kdramas and netflix so he can watch and \ncuddle wit u\n✔️ Eats A LOT so he can finish ur food for u 🍔🍱🍿\n✔️ Drinks 5L of water a day 💧💧\n✔️ He’s tall and has a lot of surface area so he can block the \nwind for u 💨💨💨🌫\n✔️ Sick at basketballllll (Korean Jeremy Lin) 🏀🏀\n✔️ Great with kids, husband material 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦💍👑\n✔️ Your face will look really small next to his big ass head \n✔️ No asian glow 🍻🍷😡❌\n✔️ Has a lvl 250 Nightlord in MapleStory 💦💦💧👅👅\n\nCONS:\n✔️ Too nice 😭😭\n✔️ Only drinks venti water from Starbucks \n✔️ Will always ask to borrow your hand cream \n✔️ Laugh might scare you (hyena) \n✔️ Might give you too much attention 😍😍😍🥰😘\n\n","🚨 Calling all men, oppaaarrrs, baobae, hyungnim, weaboo, gamer, etc 🚨\n\n✨ Need someone to drink with? Like to explore the outdoors? Connoisseur of milk tea and desserts? Need someone to sing tokyo drift 🇯🇵🗼🏎️ while cruising in the night ?✨\n\nLook no further because Sonitha Hong is an ABC, American Born Cambo, who is just for you! 🇰🇭 ✌️👅\n\n23 | 5' 5\" | Bay Area | 很可爱还很漂亮 | looking for wholesome ABB, Asian Buddhist Boii 🙏🙇‍♂️, to bring home to Grandma 👵\n\nNow accepting phone numbers. find her on IG at the following:\nsoni_hong (main) | hungrysoni (food) | sonihong (adventure)\n\nPRO:\n🔸jack of all trades, has attended a majority of the colleges here in the bay area\n🔸likes to go hiking, visit the beach, and walks through the forest\n🔸knows how to drink, can probably out drink you tbh\n🔸body and looks of a model, but an appetite for desserts like a 🐝\n\nCON:\n🔹eats out a lot 🍧🍰\n🔹drinks a lot 🍷🍾\n🔹sleeps a lot 💤💤\n🔹plays game a lot 🎮🎴\n\nBONUS!\nWait she cambo? Most likely she works in a donut shop that is family owned right? CORRECT! Expect a dzn donut holes thats freshly popped from the rings~\n\nIf you're looking for some to play mmo with, sing karaoke, cuddle and watch wushu/ kdrama/ Thai lakorn, or a drinking buddy, hit up Soni cause she's your gurrl. ✌️\n\n","sigh, it do be like that","👋🏻 HEY YOU, 👋🏻 yea YOU! 👋🏻 🛑 STOP 🛑 SCROLLING NOW BC you need to TAKE A LOOK 👀 at this BEAUTIFUL specimen of a HUMAN BEING.\n\nOtherwise known as \"JANET\" u may refer to her as \"NOONA\". fuck OPPAs, NOONAs are the new wave 🌊\n\nBASIC INFO:\nJanet Eunjeong Lee\n23yo\nPittsburgh, PA or Seoul, KR in between\nLF> something romantic\nslide into her DMS on IG (https://www.instagram.com/__janet.lee) or slide into mine (https://www.instagram.com/alanzguo) for express and direct approval and i will try to make sure she sees urs\n\nLet's talk about her.\nPROS:\n🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️ NOT 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️ AN ABG (too many of those anyways)\n🔊 V O I C E 🔊 check out her music covers on her IG // she can seduce u with them s u l t r y SOUNDS\nSHE GOT asked to AUDITION FOR KPOP STAR 3 YEARS IN A ROW (WTFF? EVER WANTED TO DATE A KPOP STAR NOWS UR CHANCE)\nDESIGN - all u thirsty ass STEM bois can fulfill your artistic desires HERE 😩😩😩😩\nLOOK AT THE WAY her beautiful HAIR falls around her face, if u were her hair you'd fall for her too\nshe loves to 🍻 PARTY and her korean genes means she can keep up w/you (one time we waited 3 hours at a party for some damn gopuff)\nSHE GOT THAT S L I M T H I C C THING GOIN ON SO U GET THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS WITH THIS GORL\njust wants 2 be loved so you actually have a shot (maybe)\n\nCONS:\nwill probably last longer than you in bed\nisnt actually that good at drinking but will drink a fuckton anyways\nwill probably make u feel insecure w/how good looking she is\ndoesnt like boba wtf? why am i even writing this for her\n\nRequirements:\n5'5 so u prob need to be 5'10 or taller\nno f u c c s in this z u c c 🙅🏻‍♂️\npreferably someone who doesnt like boba or won't make fun of her for not liking boba\n\n","📣📣❗❗ATTN: LaDIEs and GenTLEmen (yes ALL ArE WELCOME teehee :3 ❤️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️❤️) LIVING ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD 🌎🌍🌏 ❗❗\n\nLooking for someone who can party 🔥💃🏻 AND be wholesome 🙆🏻‍♀AND be a super successful career woman??? 😱\n🎁🎁Christmas is basically here because I am introducing ya’ll to this 2️⃣0️⃣ YEAR OLD 5 FT 5 Canadian-bred BOMBSHELL 💣🙌🔥🎉 —> Betty Pu\n\n✅✅✅ Pros: ✅✅✅\n👍 Future InvEStMenT Banker 💸💸💸 (already has job offers at top banks) —> can afford all of your boba/bubble tea (whatever you wanna call it)\n👍 WORLDLY AF - Canadian 🇨🇦 Chinese who has studied in Singapore 🇸🇬, New Haven 🇺🇸, Beijing 🇨🇳, and soon Philadelphia? (So basically no matter where you are in the world SHOOT YOUR SHOT she will probably be in your area at some point)\n👍 Super CHILL❄️ and dowN to Earth 🔥\n👍 Econs Major 💸💸—> WOW IMPRESSIVE - TECHNICAL SKILLS - WILL IMPRESS PARENTS I ASSURE U 👌(also that car is not hers but looking at her current career trajectory she will probably be able to afford one in the near future) \n👍 A CEO of her own startup during HIGH SCHOOL???? O.O\n👍 Started a WOMEN IN BUSINESS org at her university (waowaow girl power x100 🦸‍♀️)\n👍 Can pull off both a skirt & crop top combo AND business formal 👩‍💼(see attached pictures)\n👍 Seriously I don’t know anyone else who has her shit together like Betty does \n👍 One of the NiCEST PPL EvER OKAY ❤️\n👍 As you can see from the photos - supeR attraCTIVE 🔥🔥🔥(CANDID PHONE SHOTS HALLO)\n\nCons:\n🤷🏻‍♀️Will probably be the more successful one in the relationship 😞 sorry can't be helped\n🤷🏻‍♀️ Has had too many people ask her for CV and NETworkINg TipS PEOPLE COME ON GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER\n🤷🏻‍♀️Is single (wtf is up with that)\n\nMessage her on facebook, SHOOT YOUR SHOT! I do nOT have venmo but if you are lucky enough to take this lovely lady out I SHALL FIND A WAY TO SPONSOR a BUBBLE TEA DATE 😱😱😱\n\n🔍ReVIEWS from REPUTABLE SOURCES 🔍:\n- ”better invest now before it is too late\" - The Tel3graph\n- \"💯💯hottest chica around, 11/10\" - Wall Str3et J0urnal\n- “Bang for your buck 💵, if u know wat I mean ;)” - the Noo York Times\n\nExtra tips: 👌👌\n- SHE IS NOT🙅‍♀️⛔ A BUSINESS/FINANCE/NETWORKING QUESTIONS HUB. SHE IS A FAB HUMAN BEING WHO MIGHT BE THE ONE! ❤️❤️\n- She really likes tim tams :3\n\n\"Shoot for the moon 🌝. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars🌟🌟🌟\"\n\n","🅰️TTENTION WHOLESOME CUTIES❗️\n\nI present you the one and only Phoebe Toh ♥️ ! She is one of the sweetest and nicest girls I know - you would be sooooo lucky to have her😻\n\nStats: \n5’2 (you will always be the taller one) \n22 years old \nMalaysian Chinese \nborn and raised in 🇭🇰HK \n📍Location : Seoul, South Korea 🇰🇷\n\nPros: \n- English major 👩🏻‍💻 ( she will write your essays for you without a doubt )\n- SPEAKS FOUR LANGUAGES💯 fluent in Cantonese, English, Korean and Mandarin - your Asian parents will not be disappointed! (OPPAs are so welcomed! \n- loves winter and appreciate HUGS & CUDDLES (you know what to do when you meet her 😏\n- has such a cool fashion sense she will prob end up being a famous designer and can sponsor you with all fancy clothes 🤑 \n- super into MUAY THAI 🥊 so you know she fit af and got that nice bod 🔥 \n- has a cute kitten called Sayang 😻 which is “錫錫” (kiss kiss) in Malay \n- Loyal AFFFF and is a good Christian who goes to church weekly 🙏🏻 \n- TALENTED AF 🎧 she sings, plays guitar and drums (SHE IS THE REAL LIFE COOL GIRL \n- you can lure her to anywhere with a boba or iced Americano(I’m not even kidding about this) \n- she has a tattoo - but you are going to figure out where it is 😳\n\nCons:\n- She will always be the cute one in the relationship (also the fashionable one 👌🏻 \n- Her cat > you (for sure)\n\nIf you think you are the wholesome boi she needs, slide into her DMs @phoebe_toh on insta! SHOOT YOUR SHOT BEFORE SHE IS TAKEN ❣️\n\n","‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥 ATTENTIONN EVERYBODY🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️men and women , women and men !! 🚺🚹🚺🚹🚺\n\nTHIS WOMEN IS A HEAD TURNER !! \nINTRODUCING THE FABULOUS, THE GREAT, THE MARVELOUS Joanna Leung🎉 🎊 🎈 \nAGE : 19\nHEIGHT : 5’4\nSCHOOL: BINGHAMTON UNI. \nETHNICITY: CHINESE \nLOCATION: NYC\n\nSHE LOOKING FOR A SOULMATE// RAVE BAE // BOBA 爸爸 😜😜😜‼️‼️‼️\nWe out here soul searching 💕💕💕💕💕😝😝\n\nNEED A WHOLESOME , FIT, TALLL, MAN who can support her Emotionally and mentally\n\n‼️‼️SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY ‼️‼️‼️\nIG : j.oann4 \nSlide in those dms, she’s waiting for you🔥🔥🔥\n\nPROS\nPART TIME MODEL \n-LONG voluminous LEGS \n-SHE SLIM THICC\n- SHES QUINLINGUAL- CANTO, ENGLISH, KOREAN, SPANISH , AND LEARNING VIET (From mee!!!)😉😉\n-plays volleyball and dances the night away!!! \n-SHE A MARKETING MAJORRR( whattaa smartie) \n⁃ GOOD taste IN MUSIC -got that Spotify playlist for YOUUUU\n⁃ LOVES TO RAVE ( catch her at nghtmre!!!) \n⁃ AESTHICCCC INSTAGRAMMM PAGE \n⁃ SUPER FUNNY AND CUTE !! \n⁃ VERY HYGENIC ( we love a clean ABG )\n⁃ Hardworking and determined to be the right one for you !! \n⁃ A GOOD companion ( will always be there for you 😍😍😘😘) \n⁃ A GREAT CUDDLER especially if you got a fuzzy blanket 😩😩😩😍😍\n⁃ She a pro gamer(pubg mobile only ) \n⁃ EXPERTISE IN SAXOPHONE 🎷 SHE’ll blow you some tunes 🎶 🎵 🎼 \n⁃ SHE GOT ASSSS-mah\n\nCons-\n- probably will eat faster than you but its okay she will help you finish your meals\n-probably cares about her insta feed more than you 😦😦😦\n-Hands as cold as her soul (WARM HER UP 🔥 🔥 🔥)\nCOME GET HER BOYSSS 🤪🤪🤩🤩\n\n","Are you looking for a wholesome man to be both your OPPA and your CHINGOO?? 😍 Meet Michael Joh, 19 and located in NYC, a hardworking business student, dedicated brother of AKPsi, and a two season varsity captain (football and lacrosse). \n-A family man that you never have to be ashamed to introduce to your parents! Will always remember to pour soju for his elders first and to turn away and cover his face when taking the shot so as not to disgrace himself in front of his superiors. 🍾\n-Lives in Brooklyn but will go all the way to the asscrack of Queens to hang out with you if that’s where you be at 💯\n-Will go above and beyond to make you happy!! One time he brought in a week’s worth of homemade green juice 🥝 and gluten free snacks for a girl on my lacrosse team who could never eat any of the things our managers baked because she was allergic to literally everything.\n-Story #2 one time I had a hysterical breakdown after a lacrosse game cause we got wrecked 😬 so badly and it was also hailing and negative 10 degrees 🥶 so he built me a fortress out of winter coats to help me warm up! \n-Knows his nutrition shit 🥦and gets on the workout grind🏃‍♂️ but always down to get the best munchies food if you’re in the mood.\n-Most reliable bench press spotter!!💪 Have had many bars come crashing down on my chest before but never when Michael is spotting.\n-Briefly dabbled in swing dancing🕺 so he can lift you and do all that cool stunt shit\n-Always knows exactly what comfort food you need to cure your hangover 🥴\n-Goes to church for all you Asian Bible Girls 🙏\n-Loves wholesome cabin retreats and bonding experiences 👫\n-Worked for multiple startups💸 including a restaurant app so best believe you be eating A1 with him 🍽\nEVERYONE LOVES HIM. LITERALLY EVERYONE. If you don’t love him you not fucking w the vision 😤 All he wants is to make you smile so hit him up if you tryna be the happiest girl in the world!\n\n@joh_not_joe if you ready to slide into those DMs 😉\n\n","😍😍😍 !!!!!! BEWARE MY FELLOW ASIANS, Y'ALL ARE GONNA GET BLOWN AWAY WHEN YOU SEE THIS LADY RIGHT HERE !!!!!! 😍😍😍\n\nthis is my lovely wholesome friendo Jackie Nguyen based in Californiaaa!! she's a 5'1\" bundle of joy & cuteness & she's READY TO MINGLEEEEEE\n\npros:\n-can give a fresh line up for $12. PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED BARBER. Two-blocks, buzz, fade, anything just hmu. ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️\n-played piano for 8 years and flute for 6 years so she won't disappoint your parents\n-got some voluminous hair-- looks güüüd short or long \n-she's as wholesome as it gets- ready to love and be luuuuved\n-needs to get carried in league (it'll make you feel like a hero)\n-also played softball so she athleticccc 👌👌\n-speaks some vietnamese, french, and korean\n-likes to sleep & is always down for a good cuddle\n-a bioengineering major so she can halp you w any math/bio/chem/physics problems you might have\n-always down for kbbq\n-just a cute AAFFFFFFF girl\n\ncons:\n-she lowkey might force you to pay for her boba addiction but then again you get boba too.. & her love \n-will fall on every staircase you find but she'll fall for you too 😉😉\n-will skip every class but she's smart so she survives\n-she's smol so ya might lose her \n-no fuccbois plez\n\n","🚨🚨🚨CALL THE POLICE 🚨🚨🚨\n\nTHIS AESTHETICALLY PLEASING BAD GIRL IS LOOKING FOR A PARTNER IN CRIME 😱😵\n\nCUFFING SEASON IS UPON US 🔒 AND OUR FRIEND Lisa Ton IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL.🥰\n\nFrom Montreal, Canada\nAge; 20\nHeight : 5’3, perfect for cuddling (don’t forget to spoon her after you fork her😏)\nIg : @lisaton.jpg\n\nPros :\n- Barista at Starbucks, will quench your thirst in more than one way 😉 😉 😉\n- Majors in psychology, minors in taking instagram stories @ the club\n- Can club for several days in a row!!\n- Often travels to Tokyo with her friends 🇯🇵\n- Always down to go out🍗\n- Good christian, goes to church every ⛪️sunday! 🙏\n- Independant af \n- Just look at her pictures, you don’t need more convincing boi\n- Lots of tea to spill to keep you entertained all day long\n-Can speak Vietnamese, English and French\n\nCons :\n- Punctuality isn’t her \n- Always tired, will complain until it's nap time \n- Crips will start watching you 👀 \n- Claims she won’t drink for the night\n- Ends up doing it anyway 😳\n- Makes your birthday her birthday\n\nWHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? \nSLIDE IN HER DMS BOYS\n\nSHOOT 🏀 YOUR 🏀 SHOT 🏀\n\n","🚨⚠️This is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. ⚠️🚨\nYou heard that right- I’m doing you a SERVICE by introducing you to a FINE LADY, the 👑 Queen 👑 of Instagram: Lauren Hyun\n\n✋🏼PAUSE🤚🏼 Before you read any further, pick up your phone🤳🏼 and check out @laurenjih. **Disclaimer: not forcing you to follow, I'm just a visual learner and thought this might help you too** I don’t think you’ll need any more convincing after seeing her feed but since I’m already out here ready to SHIP 🚢 THIS GI...\nContinue Reading\n","🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥\n\nLadies. Do you like monkeys, because we are trying to get rid of one. Come pick up your jungle boy. This beautiful Chinese boy can be yours all for free. Please take him. We don’t want him. Oh and his name is Marco Leung\n\nPros\n-Can teach you how to play tennis\n-Has a beautiful smile\n-Really thick hair(eye brows) good for genes\n-Would make your mom proud, so don’t dishonor your family by not taking your once in a life time opportunity. Moms spaghetti.\n-Into ladies, maybe men too. Idk\n-Parties like a mother fucker\n-You will always be the smart one, trust me. Known him for basically all my life.\n-Aiii just take him!\n\nCons\n-Why you still reading this ah?\n-快去写给他吧。快点！！\n-Super on9999999999\n\nName: Jungle Boy(He’s Mowgli just trying to find his Shanti)\nAge: 24\nLocation: California, SAR Macau, Communist China!\nHe’s looking for a girl to steal his heart away, but we’d prefer if you broke his heart. Pls? So we can laugh at him.\n\nTake your chance fast! Just click on his name on the post and message him on Facebook. Ladies! Summon your inner women. This ugly monkey is yours to keep(he has a great personality in all seriousness and a great smile)\n\nOf course I had to post the last photo, can’t resist that hair style 😉\n\n“I wrote monkey because it’s a childhood reference”\n\n","The things you see in NYC 😭, shout out to all my Queens heads 💁🏼‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️","‼️ATTENTION‼️This is no catfish. My girl Tran Le is now taking applications for the 2018 cuffing season. Feel free to slide in the DMs with your best pick up line. Tran’s ideal date would be eating her own cooked Viet food in her kitchen while watching Grey’s Anatomy.\n\nAge: 21\n\nLocation: NoVA\n\nWhat she’s looking for: anyone\n\nHeight: 5’3\n\nFavorite activities: raving, cooking, partying, gettin LOW\n\n“If you ever need a bed, she’s willing to share” 👀 - DJ Monsale\n\n“The most loyal friend I could ask for, she stays feeding me. Her fried rice is the best in town.”\n👀 - Marj Bonga\n\nGet a wholesome gal who can also 45\n\nYou can add her on your wishlist for this holiday season 😉\n\nInstagram: @littlemisstran\n\n","ATTENTION ALL MEN STRAIGHT OUT OF A KDRAMA!! Searching for your perfect female lead?? Well look no further than my friend here, Vanna Giang 😍\nAge: 19\nLocation: SoCal\n\nPros: \n- Speaks English, Viet, & high school level Spanish (Viet American)\n- PRE-OPTOMETRY/OPTHAMOLOGY, she'll be studying the hearts in your eyes all day \n- Basically Yuna Kim on the ice (YOUTH OLYMPIAN FIGURE SKATER!!), will hold your hand & skate forwards, backwards, sideways, & into your heart\n- Most kind and wholesome human on the face of the earth, will literally melt your heart with her smile\n- Freaking girl boss, got those leadership skills & her life togetha\n- Smart AND hardworking \n- Loves boba dates- she's sweeter than her go-to honey green milk tea boba\n-No raves, no drugs, no smoking, 0% abg\n\nCons:\n- Will be the smarter & more attractive one in the relationship\n- High standards\n\nRequirements:\n- Above 5'8\" for optimal kdrama hugging scenes\n- Wholesome & loving\n- Nam Joo Hyuk/Lee Jong Suk/Eric Nam you get the idea\n- Henry Lau is the love of her life (she has a soft spot for musically-inclined men)\n\nHonestly though she's more of someone who loves people for who they are on the inside. She's literally the sweetest, kindest, and loveliest person ever and is just a ball of sunshine, energy, & positivity and she's actually not really looking for anyone rn but I just wanted to put this out there to show y'all that such an amazing person like her exists xD\n\n","⚠️⚠️HENLO EAST COAST LADIES⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️\nLEMME INTRODUCE U TO MY BOI Wilson Chong‼️😫‼️😫\n\nNeed a study buddy for finals? 📖📚CATCH HIM AT YOUR LOCAL UNIVERSITY LIBRARY 🤓📓 Need someone to hold for your next rave?🎉🎊 WELL HES RAVE BAE READY😍🔊⚠️ Need someone to share the holidays with? 🎅🏼🎉 HES READY TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER🎄🎁\n\nLOOK NO FURTHER 👀 Don't be STRESSitos 😤❌💢 My pal here will give u ALL the BESITOS 😙💋\n\nLocation: New York\nAge: 20\nLooking for: a noice gorl😇\n\nPros:\n-6’2 I REPEAT 6’2 🗣 so he built like a TREE for all u VEGANS out there🌲🌳\n-Handball champ so he can spank u on the court AND in the sheets 👋🏼🔵\n-Malaysian and Chinese so he a SPICEY mix 🔥🔥\n-Gym rat BIC BOI who can train you ANDDD lift u up to your hopes and dreams💪🏼🏋🏻‍♂️\n-DSP frat boi— NOTT a fucc boi 🛑 (soft asf🧸)\n-knows how to drive and willing to take you on adventures 🚗 🚘 \n-4/20 friendly🌳\n-My pal Willy Chong got dat BIG WILLY SCHLONG 🍆🍆\n-Finance major so u already know what's good 👀💸💵💰\n-Not a Juul feen so he won't drain your pods❌\n-Completed the Spartan Race💪🏼 NEXT hes training for the race to your heart ❤️ 🏃🏻‍♂️💨\n-Has 2 big ass dogs: 🐕🐺\n\nCons:\n-Jawline may cause paper cuts🙊\n-You may have to make the first move (my pal is a lil shy)😊\n\nCARES MORE ABOUT PERSONALITY SO DON'T BE INTIMIDATED>>>SHOOT YOUR SHOT, SLIDE IN HIS DMS, AND TAG YOUR SINGLE WHOLESOME GORL FRIENDS🥅\n\n","‼️⚠️‼️ the one who will always stay trieu for you ‼️⚠️‼️\n\nNAME: Jessie Trieu\nAGE: ✨Turnty-one and thriving.✨\nLOCATION: SF BAY AREA\nLOOKING FOR: WHOLESOME !MEN! ONLY PLS. \n🚫🚫🚫NO FUCCBOIS. 🚫🚫🚫\nBEST WAY TO CONTACT: slide in her ig DMs yo @staaaytrieu\n\nPROS:\n-Height: 5’4”\n-🇨🇳🇺🇸🇻🇳🙌Half Chinese / Half Viet (she cultured)🙌🇨🇳🇺🇸🇻🇳\n-👅👅TWO-TONGUED GAL: CANTO & ENGLISH 👅👅\n-LOYAL AF. You hurt her, her squad coming after you.\n- she knows how to have a good time 😉😉\n-CS from Cal Poly SLO with a full-time offer already. Making bank AND smart.🧠🧠\n-Prez of CS club (+ other leadership). she GRINDIN’ but that’s not the only thing she grinds on 🍑🍑\n-Can fix your wifi. ⚙️\n-🏀🏐ACTIVE: great at volleyball and basketball but not the only balls she handling 🏀🏐\n-🏈🏈Watches sports 🏈🏈\n-FIT AF.💦💦💦💪💪💪\n-Eats everything and anything at any time of day.👅🍆🍒\n-Wholesome sweetheart always here to listen and comfort you😩😩\n-Looks good on the streets and good in the sheets🤪😉\n-Not an ABG and ain’t searching for no rave bae smh🙅🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️\n\nCONS:\n-Might be better at sports than you. \n-Will probably be more successful than you so fragile masculinity ain’t allowed.\n-Will probably outdrink you\n-Gots a tat (is it a con tho?🤔)\n-She a catch, snatch her quick 👌\n\nQUALIFICATIONS:\n-Taller than 5’6” \n-”he could be from anywhere”\n-21+\n\nEDIT: Marco Sevilla for his photo services cuz they 10/10 (see the aesthetic photos below)\n\n","Calling all Asian boys AND gals 👩👦👫👭\nAre u tired of seeing over the top pictures and posts of girls and boys that are wayyyy out of your league? 🤴👸\nFeeling so down because everyone on this group be so fly? 😢\nWell look no further, because my friend here is still out of your league, but less out of your league because she be all about that compromise 🙌🙌🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️\nMeet my friend, @May Thu Kyaw, PURE Burmese girl through and through 😍😍\n5’ 4” gal living in Maine so East Coast ppl 🤗 hit her up on ig @lazymayhem\n\nShe’s looking for guys/gals who can have intelligent 🧠 conversations with her and will treat 👏 her 👏 right 👏\n\nWith no further ado, lemme hit u with the good stuff ✨✨\nPros: \n- has green hair but that will probably change\n- she’s very intelligent, and will probably be smarter than u ⚡️\n- can discuss and analyze ANYTHING with you, by anything, I mean from deep learning to that trash plastic bag on the sidewalk and what she thinks it can represent in her life 👀👀\n- very fashionable (not just in the aesthetic way but also very in her own way) \n- SUPER understanding of her friends and will try her best to understand ur troubled ass\n- amazing ASS 🍑🍑 booty alert 🍑🍑\n- will be remembered in history as one of the greatest minds of our generation👑👑\n- not only smart but ARTISTIC AF so u know she’s all about that CREATIVITY🎨🎨\n- Will take amazing af photos of u and friends \n- can and will probably read and edit ur shitty essays for u with better feedback than your professor 💯💯\n- Can speak, read, AND write English and Burmese ❗️❗️\nCons: \n-very picky about her food 🥘\n-likes guys w bad habits 💀💀but U can be the one to change all that \n-when she speaks Burmese she sounds like a foreigner 😢😢\n-will definitely be smarter than you 🤯\n\n","Hi friends!\n\nTl;dr opening up mod apps and pausing a bit with finals and wrapping up our school terms so please be gentle with us sometimes we're fragile on 4 hours of sleep, 3 papers due, an exam, and 900+ pending posts #ModReports\n\n🚨🚨🚨ATTN🚨🚨🚨\nIt's finals week 😭💀 and your SADmins are TRYING 😤to get that GPA 📘🍞 so we can be Asians 🤓📤 not Bsians 😢📉 and post approval will SLOW 🐢 🐌TF DOWN 😭💢\n\nWe're still present☝️👥👁 on making this an 💖I N C L U S I V E 💖 place for everyone and are ACTIVE 👏💥 with that ban hammer💥🔨 so keep it kind 😍💕 y'all beautiful people 👑🙌💗\n\nWe're also looking for our 🌟NEW🌟 moderators and 🔥🔥WANT YOU🔥🔥 to apply so slide⛷🎯 through! Join the movement✊💕and our KICK ASS TEAM 🤩\n\nhttps://goo.gl/forms/EUP5SIKuqDydcMxO2\n\nYour SADmins love 💘💕 and respect 🧠🙌you and we'll see you all after finals 💀😤📕\n\n***MOD APPLICATION TIMELINE***\n12/4 Mod application opens!\n12/10, 5PM PST Mod application closes\n12/13 - 12/19 Selected applicants are invited to a video interview\n12/21 Mod decisions are released!\n\nAs listed by Daniel Anderson benfits of joining the SAD mod team include:\n\n🔥Your time to shine. So many SAD people have stellar resumes, but very few get to put SADmin on there.\n\n🔥Never having to wait for post approval.\n\n🔥Friendships made along the way.\n\n🔥The Littest Group Chat.\n\n🔥Learning New Stuff all the time.\n\n🔥Even Less Productivity in your Academic, Social, and Personal Life.\n\n"]