CruzTrumpSatan

gistfile1.txt

from random import shuffle
from TwitterSearch import *
import sys
import random
import pprint
import re



debate = open("RepubDebate.txt", "r")
keep_phrases = ["TRUMP", "CRUZ"]
trump = list()
cruz = list()
host = list()
notes = list()

## find the lines from trump and cruz less than a 100 characters and put them in separate lists
for line in debate:
	if len(line) < 100:
		if "TRUMP" in line:
			trump.append(line)
		if "CRUZ" in line:
			cruz.append(line)
		if "KELLY" in line:
			host.append(line)
		if "(" in line:
			notes.append(line)


trump_split = [item.split('TRUMP:')[1] for item in trump]
cruz_split = [item.split('CRUZ:')[1] for item in cruz]
host_split = [item.split('KELLY:')[1] for item in host]
##split all items with a '(' and take eveyrything BEFORE the \n
notes_split = [item.split('\n')[0] for item in notes]

trump_split_random = random.choice(trump_split)
cruz_split_random = random.choice(cruz_split)


satanTweets = list()

try:
    tuo = TwitterUserOrder('s8n') # create a TwitterUserOrder

    # it's about time to create TwitterSearch object again
    ts = TwitterSearch(
        consumer_key = 'x',
        consumer_secret = 'x',
        access_token = 'x',
        access_token_secret = 'x'
    )

    # start asking Twitter about the timeline
    for tweet in ts.search_tweets_iterable(tuo):
        satanTweets.append(tweet['text'])

except TwitterSearchException as e: # catch all those ugly errors
    print(e)

### split the items in the satanTweets list up by the the http term. Strip everything after that term, including that term (url for images)
satanTweets_strip = [item.split('http')[0].rstrip() for item in satanTweets]




kidsJokes = list()
try:
    tuo = TwitterUserOrder('KidsWriteJokes') # create a TwitterUserOrder

    # it's about time to create TwitterSearch object again
    ts = TwitterSearch(
        consumer_key = 'x',
        consumer_secret = 'x',
        access_token = 'x',
        access_token_secret = 'x'
    )

    # start asking Twitter about the timeline
    for tweet in ts.search_tweets_iterable(tuo):
        kidsJokes.append(tweet['text'] ) 

except TwitterSearchException as e: # catch all those ugly errors
    print(e)

####strip kids jokes of blank lines
kidsJokes_strip = [item.split('\n')[0].rstrip() for item in kidsJokes]

print ('\n')
print ('CRUZ: ' + random.choice(cruz_split))
print ('HOST:' + random.choice(host_split))
print ('TRUMP: ' + random.choice(trump_split))
print ('CRUZ: ' + random.choice(cruz_split))
print (random.choice(notes_split))
print ('TRUMP: ' + random.choice(trump_split))
print ('HOST:' + random.choice(host_split))
print ('CRUZ: ' + random.choice(satanTweets_strip))
print ('TRUMP: ' + random.choice(kidsJokes_strip))
print ('CRUZ: ' + random.choice(satanTweets_strip))
print ('TRUMP: ' + random.choice(kidsJokes_strip))
print ('CRUZ: ' + random.choice(satanTweets_strip))
print (random.choice(notes_split))
print ('\n')