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// Import a class from outside of Jenkins, so that we can get
// The external class loader being used. In our case, we're using
// a class from the MySQL Connector/J library, which we have in
// file:/usr/lib/jvm/java-8-openjdk-amd64/jre/lib/ext
import com.mysql.jdbc.Util

// Get a reference to the global class laoder that was used
/// for that class
def loader =  Util.class.getClassLoader()

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#!/usr/bin/env python

import sys
import time

from random import randint

import gc 
import subprocess
import os

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#!/usr/bin/env python

from __future__ import division
import random

class Die(object):
    """The Gambler's Fallacy made manifest"""
    def __init__(self, size):
        self.size = size
        self.state = [1 for i in xrange(size)]

danudey

set showcmd					" Show (partial) command in status line.
set showmatch				" Show matching brackets.
set smartcase				" Do smart case matching
set incsearch				" Incremental search
set mouse=a					" Enable mouse usage (all modes)
set encoding=utf-8			" Set default file encoding
syntax on					" Enable syntax highlighting
filetype plugin indent on	" When loading a syntax plugin, load filetype indent rules

" These are default on our servers but not necessarily elsewhere

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#!/usr/bin/env python
gifts = ("partridge in a pear tree", "turtle doves", "french hens",
  "calling birds", "golden rings", "geese-a-laying", "swans-a-swimming",
  "maids-a-milking", "ladies dancing", "lords-a-leaping", "pipers piping",
  "drummers drumming",)

for i in xrange(1,len(gifts)+1):
  print "On the {} day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:".format(
    str(i)+("th" if 4<=i%100<=20 else {1:"st",2:"nd",3:"rd"}.get(i%10, "th")))
  for j, gift in list(enumerate(gifts[:i],1))[::-1]:

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>>> start = time.gmtime(time.time()-(3600*24*10))
>>> end = time.gmtime()
>>> downtimes = p.downtimesFor(p.checks[0],start,end)
>>> for downtime in downtimes:
...  print downtime
... 
{'duration': 0, 'to': (2009, 7, 28, 19, 0, 0.0), 'from': (2009, 7, 27, 19, 0, 0.0)}
{'duration': 0, 'to': (2009, 7, 29, 19, 0, 0.0), 'from': (2009, 7, 28, 19, 0, 0.0)}
{'duration': 0, 'to': (2009, 7, 30, 19, 0, 0.0), 'from': (2009, 7, 29, 19, 0, 0.0)}
{'duration': 0, 'to': (2009, 7, 31, 19, 0, 0.0), 'from': (2009, 7, 30, 19, 0, 0.0)}

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>>> for state in p.states:
...  print state
... 
{'checkName': 'webserver 1', 'checkState': 'CHECK_UP', 'lastCheckTime': (2009, 8, 6, 19, 3, 13.0)}
{'checkName': 'webserver 1 ssl', 'checkState': 'CHECK_UP', 'lastCheckTime': (2009, 8, 6, 19, 2, 59.0)}
{'checkName': 'imap server', 'checkState': 'CHECK_UP', 'lastCheckTime': (2009, 8, 6, 19, 3, 27.0)}
{'checkName': 'incoming smtp', 'checkState': 'CHECK_UP', 'lastCheckTime': (2009, 8, 6, 18, 58, 39.0)}
{'checkName': 'outgoing smtp', 'checkState': 'CHECK_UP', 'lastCheckTime': (2009, 8, 6, 18, 57, 41.0)}
{'checkName': 'DNS server 1', 'checkState': 'CHECK_UP', 'lastCheckTime': (2009, 8, 6, 19, 2, 38.0)}
{'checkName': 'DNS server 2', 'checkState': 'CHECK_UP', 'lastCheckTime': (2009, 8, 6, 19, 2, 39.0)}

danudey

>>> import pingdom
>>> p = pingdom.Pingdom("user@example.com","your_password","your_api_key")
>>> p.locations
['Dallas, TX, USA', 'Dallas 2, TX, USA', 'Singapore', 'Sydney, Australia', 'Mumbai, India', 'Gloucester, England', 'Sacramento, CA, USA', 'Amsterdam, Holland', 'San Francisco, CA, USA', 'Vasteras, Sweden', 'Berkeley, CA, USA', 'Vasteras 2, Sweden', 'Dallas 3, TX, USA', 'Houston, TX, USA', 'Reading, England', 'Stockholm, Sweden', 'Stockholm 2, Sweden', 'Stockholm 3, Sweden', 'Houston 2, TX, USA', 'Montreal, Canada', 'London, UK', 'Dallas 4, TX', 'Herndon, VA', 'Paris, France', 'Houston 3, TX', 'Amsterdam 2, Netherlands', 'London 2, UK']
>>> p.checks
['webserver 1', 'webserver 1 ssl', 'imap server', 'incoming smtp', 'outgoing smtp', 'DNS server 1', 'DNS server 2', 'staging webserver', 'staging DB server', 'webserver 2', 'webserver 3']

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#!/usr/bin/env python
from SOAPpy import WSDL          
WSDLFILE = 'http://www.xmethods.net/sd/2001/TemperatureService.wsdl'
class wsdl(object):
	def __init__(self,apikey):
		self._server = WSDL.Proxy(WSDLFILE)
f = wsdl("blah blah blah")

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<Proxy balancer://fantasyappcluster>
        BalancerMember http://fantasyweb1int retry=2
        BalancerMember http://fantasyweb2int retry=2
        BalancerMember http://fantasyweb3int retry=2
        BalancerMember http://fantasyweb5int retry=2
        BalancerMember http://fantasyweb6int retry=2
        BalancerMember http://fantasyweb7int retry=2
</Proxy>