darkpixel

### Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  * I am darkpixel on github.
  * I am darkpixel (https://keybase.io/darkpixel) on keybase.
  * I have a public key whose fingerprint is 3ADF CE15 BA18 FA79 DB4A  4C9B F11F 3E8D DE4B A04C

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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self.address_list = [                                                                                               
    '221B Baker St.//London/OH', # Sherlock Holmes                                                                  
    '1313 Mockingbird Lane//Mockingbird Heights/CA', # The Munsters                                                 
    '0001 Cemetery Lane//Chicago/IL', # The Adams Family                                                            
    '344 Clinton St./Apt 3B/Metropolis/NY', # Clark Kent                                                            
    '112.5 Beacon St.//Boston/MA', # Cheers                                                                         
    '742 Evergreen Terrace//Springfield/OR', # The Simpsons                                                         
    '42 Wallaby Way//Sydney/WA', # Clownfish (Finding Nemo)                                                         
    '508 Saint Cloud Road//Bel Air/CA', # Fresh Prince                                  

darkpixel

This is the worst login file I have ever seen.
I redacted a few things with '---' to protect the identity of the MCP who created it, and the idiots who kept updating it, and the unfortunate client who just ditched them because nothing ever worked right...

REM @echo off
REM universal login batch file
REM Put individual user settings below in the user section.

REM Modified by --- on 5/21/03 for new server
REM Modified by --- on 11/11/03 (added check for term server)
REM Modified by --- on 9/9/008 to reflect fact that server2 is now ntserver.

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def GenericCSVExport(qs, fields=None):
    from django.db.models.loading import get_model
    from django.http import HttpResponse, HttpResponseForbidden
    from django.template.defaultfilters import slugify
    import csv
    
    model = qs.model
    response = HttpResponse(mimetype='text/csv')
    response['Content-Disposition'] = 'attachment; filename=%s.csv' % slugify(model.__name__)
    writer = csv.writer(response)

darkpixel

Please ignore the horrible DB schema.  It's not mine.  It's an introspection of a horrible Windows ticket app.

I upgraded from Django 1.8.x to 1.9 and the following query that I use when gathering stats (Top ticket creators) broke:

>>> Company.objects.all().annotate(ticketcount=Count('srservice'))
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<console>", line 1, in <module>
  File "/home/aaron/.virtualenvs/intranet/lib/python2.7/site-packages/django/db/models/query.py", line 234, in __repr__
    data = list(self[:REPR_OUTPUT_SIZE + 1])
  File "/home/aaron/.virtualenvs/intranet/lib/python2.7/site-packages/django/db/models/query.py", line 258, in __iter__

darkpixel

# If you have a box running ZFS serving your Windows file shares, and someone gets hit with CryptoLocker, here's an easy way to restore individually encrypted files.

# Assuming your infected dataset is named 'tank/officeshare'
# Find a snapshot of your data before cryptolocker infected it and clone it (something like zfs clone tank/officeshare@good tank/officesharegood
# Find a snapshot of your data after cryptolocker infected everything, but *after* the infected machines were removed from the network and clone it (something like zfs clone tank/officeshare@bad tank/officesharebad)

#Go into the tank/officesharebad directory and run the following command to scan through the bad clone for the 'DECRYPT_INSTRUCTION.TXT' file left behind by cryptolocker, gather 'bad' directories, then grab all the files from them to restore to the current 'officeshare'.

#This command works on FreeNAS or BSD-ish boxes
find . -type f -name 'DECRYPT_INSTRUCTION.TXT' | sed 's/\/DECRYPT_INSTRUCTION.TXT//' | sed 's/^\.\///' | grep -v 

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# Django
11:57:29 [aaron@ender:~/code/mspdna-receiver] master(+3/-3)* ± ab -s 60 -r -n 1000 -c 1000 -p test.json -T application/json http://127.0.0.1:8000/hook/v2/31038d0b2f2e01083001905ad22a759c67b0b908/a52b6347-37c3-49d4-b7f8-dd389c4dd0b8/ 
This is ApacheBench, Version 2.3 <$Revision: 1528965 $>
Copyright 1996 Adam Twiss, Zeus Technology Ltd, http://www.zeustech.net/
Licensed to The Apache Software Foundation, http://www.apache.org/

Benchmarking 127.0.0.1 (be patient)
Completed 100 requests
Completed 200 requests
Completed 300 requests

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import probstat, os, sys, popen2

# List of partitions possibly used in the array
li = ['/dev/hde1', '/dev/hdg1', '/dev/hdi1', '/dev/hdk1', '/dev/sdc1', '/dev/sdd1', '/dev/sde1', '/dev/sdf1']

# Assemble = Number of Devices in Array - Number of Parity Drives
# RAID 6 uses 2 parity drives.  So for an array of 10 partitions in RAID 6
# you would set assemble to 8
assemble = 5

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root@uslogdcnas04:/tmp# rsync --stats --progress test.file /tank/
test.file
  5,885,362,176 100%  327.86MB/s    0:00:17 (xfr#1, to-chk=0/1)

Number of files: 1 (reg: 1)
Number of created files: 1 (reg: 1)
Number of deleted files: 0
Number of regular files transferred: 1
Total file size: 5,885,362,176 bytes
Total transferred file size: 5,885,362,176 bytes

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use HTTP::Request::Common qw(POST);
use LWP::UserAgent;
use JSON;

my $webhook_url = 'your-webhook-url';
my $default_channel = '#your-channel';

my $ua = LWP::UserAgent->new;
$ua->timeout(15);