facebook-stories-crazyfier.js

/**
 * INSTRUCTIONS
 * 
 * Video at: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AzSDmfDDijQ
 *
 * 1. copy the code below into a bookmark
 * 2. go to https://www.facebook.com/stories/
 * 3. click on a story
 * 4. hit pause on one you like
 * 5. find and run your bookmark
 * 
 * Enjoy the crazy 🤪
 */

javascript: var selector = '._iuw';var icons = Array.from(document.querySelectorAll(selector));var parent = icons[0].parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode;var h = document.body.clientHeight;var move = (child) => {  var container = child.parentNode.parentNode;  var sprite = child.firstChild;;  var bounds = container.getBoundingClientRect();  var offset = -bounds.left + 50;  child.style.position = 'fixed';  child.style.left = `${offset}px`;  child.style.bottom = '20px';  sprite.style.left = `${Math.random() * 100}vw`;  sprite.style.bottom = `${Math.random() * 70}vh`;};var click = () => {  icons.sort(() => Math.random() > .5 ? 1 : -2)[0].click();  setTimeout(() => move(parent.lastChild), 0);};var next = () => setTimeout(() => { click(); next() }, 10);next();