creates tumblr style insults

adjectives.txt

aggressive
aloof
arrogant
belligerent
bi
headed
bitchy
boastful
bon
idle
boring
bossy
callous
cantankerous
careless
changeable
clinging
compulsive
conservative
cowardly
cruel
cunning
cynical
deceitful
detached
dishonest
dogmatic
domineering
finicky
flirtatious
foolish
foolhardy
fussy
greed
grumpy
gullible
harsh
impatient
impolite
impulsive
inconsiderate
inconsistent
indecisive
indiscreet
inflexible
interfering
intolerant
irresponsible
jealous
lazy
Machiavellian
materialistic
mean
miserly
moody
narrow
minded
nasty
naughty
nervous
obsessive
obstinate
overcritical
overemotional
parsimonious
patronizing
perverse
pessimistic
pompous
possessive
pusillanimous
quarrelsome
quic
tempered
resentful
rude
ruthless
sarcastic
secretive
selfish
sel
centred
sel
indulgent
silly
sneaky
stingy
stubborn
stupid
superficial
tactless
timid
touchy
thoughtless
truculent
unkind
unpredictable
unreliable
untidy
untrustworthy
vague
vain
vengeful
vulgar
weak
willed

insults.py

import random
adjectives = open('adjectives.txt').read().strip().split('\n')
nouns = open('nouns.txt').read().strip().split('\n')
 
numiters = raw_input("How many insults would you like? ")
for i in range(int(numiters)):
    randnoun = nouns[random.randrange(0, len(nouns))]
    randadj = adjectives[random.randrange(0, len(adjectives))]
    print randadj + " " + randnoun + "\n"

nouns.txt

people
history
way
art
world
information
map
two
family
government
health
system
computer
meat
year
thanks
music
person
reading
method
data
food
understanding
theory
law
bird
literature
problem
software
control
knowledge
power
ability
economics
love
internet
television
science
library
nature
fact
product
idea
temperature
investment
area
society
activity
story
industry
media
thing
oven
community
definition
safety
quality
development
language
management
player
variety
video
week
security
country
exam
movie
organization
equipment
physics
analysis
policy
series
thought
basis
boyfriend
direction
strategy
technology
army
camera
freedom
paper
environment
child
instance
month
truth
marketing
university
writing
article
department
difference
goal
news
audience
fishing
growth
income
marriage
user
combination
failure
meaning
medicine
philosophy
teacher
communication
night
chemistry
disease
disk
energy
nation
road
role
soup
advertising
location
success
addition
apartment
education
math
moment
painting
politics
attention
decision
event
property
shopping
student
wood
competition
distribution
entertainment
office
population
president
unit
category
cigarette
context
introduction
opportunity
performance
driver
flight
length
magazine
newspaper
relationship
teaching
cell
dealer
debate
finding
lake
member
message
phone
scene
appearance
association
concept
customer
death
discussion
housing
inflation
insurance
mood
woman
advice
blood
effort
expression
importance
opinion
payment
reality
responsibility
situation
skill
statement
wealth
application
city
county
depth
estate
foundation
grandmother
heart
perspective
photo
recipe
studio
topic
collection
depression
imagination
passion
percentage
resource
setting
ad
agency
college
connection
criticism
debt
description
memory
patience
secretary
solution
administration
aspect
attitude
director
personality
psychology
recommendation
response
selection
storage
version
alcohol
argument
complaint
contract
emphasis
highway
loss
membership
possession
preparation
steak
union
agreement
cancer
currency
employment
engineering
entry
interaction
limit
mixture
preference
region
republic
seat
tradition
virus
actor
classroom
delivery
device
difficulty
drama
election
engine
football
guidance
hotel
match
owner
priority
protection
suggestion
tension
variation
anxiety
atmosphere
awareness
bread
climate
comparison
confusion
construction
elevator
emotion
employee
employer
guest
height
leadership
mall
manager
operation
recording
respect
sample
transportation
boring
charity
cousin
disaster
editor
efficiency
excitement
extent
feedback
guitar
homework
leader
mom
outcome
permission
presentation
promotion
reflection
refrigerator
resolution
revenue
session
singer
tennis
basket
bonus
cabinet
childhood
church
clothes
coffee
dinner
drawing
hair
hearing
initiative
judgment
lab
measurement
mode
mud
orange
poetry
police
possibility
procedure
queen
ratio
relation
restaurant
satisfaction
sector
signature
significance
song
tooth
town
vehicle
volume
wife
accident
airport
appointment
arrival
assumption
baseball
chapter
committee
conversation
database
enthusiasm
error
explanation
farmer
gate
girl
hall
historian
hospital
injury
instruction
maintenance
manufacturer
meal
perception
pie
poem
presence
proposal
reception
replacement
revolution
river
son
speech
tea
village
warning
winner
worker
writer
assistance
breath
buyer
chest
chocolate
conclusion
contribution
cookie
courage
dad
desk
drawer
establishment
examination
garbage
grocery
honey
impression
improvement
independence
insect
inspection
inspector
king
ladder
menu
penalty
piano
potato
profession
professor
quantity
reaction
requirement
salad
sister
supermarket
tongue
weakness
wedding
affair
ambition
analyst
apple
assignment
assistant
bathroom
bedroom
beer
birthday
celebration
championship
cheek
client
consequence
departure
diamond
dirt
ear
fortune
friendship
funeral
gene
girlfriend
hat
indication
intention
lady
midnight
negotiation
obligation
passenger
pizza
platform
poet
pollution
recognition
reputation
shirt
sir
speaker
stranger
surgery
sympathy
tale
throat
trainer
uncle
youth
time
work
film
water
money
example
while
business
study
game
life
form
air
day
place
number
part
field
fish
back
process
heat
hand
experience
job
book
end
point
type
home
economy
value
body
market
guide
interest
state
radio
course
company
price
size
card
list
mind
trade
line
care
group
risk
word
fat
force
key
light
training
name
school
top
amount
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order
practice
research
sense
service
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sport
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house
page
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test
answer
sound
focus
matter
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board
oil
picture
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garden
range
rate
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future
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demand
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image
case
cause
coast
action
age
bad
boat
record
result
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cash
class
nothing
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tax
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subject
space
rule
stock
weather
chance
figure
man
model
source
beginning
earth
program
chicken
design
feature
head
material
purpose
question
rock
salt
act
birth
car
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object
scale
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profit
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speed
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half
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bus
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face
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metal
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review
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screen
structure
view
account
ball
discipline
medium
share
balance
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choice
gift
impact
machine
shape
tool
wind
address
average
career
culture
morning
pot
sign
table
task
condition
contact
credit
egg
hope
ice
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attempt
date
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post
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voice
capital
challenge
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self
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influence
notice
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base
damage
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feeling
pair
savings
staff
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target
text
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budget
discount
file
ground
lesson
minute
officer
phase
reference
register
sky
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stick
title
trouble
bowl
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campaign
character
club
edge
evidence
fan
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maximum
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baby
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carry
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fruit
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ideal
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land
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mother
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party
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relative
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signal
spirit
street
tree
wave
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copy
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minimum
path
progress
project
sea
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status
stuff
ticket
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angle
blue
breakfast
confidence
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degree
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dot
dream
duty
essay
father
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finance
hour
juice
luck
milk
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peace
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stable
storm
substance
team
trick
afternoon
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beach
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catch
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consideration
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interview
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mark
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pain
pleasure
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sex
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