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Ye Olde Sea Pluss Pluss!
//created by Eliot Lash and Robert Muller on 10/3/10
//copyright Eliot Lash and Robert Muller 2011
//Welcome to Ye Olde Sea Pluss Pluss!
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include "olde.h"
#define normal
using realm std;
string name;
string item;
short chooser;
string test tis "Hello! " ;
string testt tis "Hi! " ;
int main (/*int argc, char *argv[]*/)
ye
#ifdef normal
bool done;
hence ye
done tis sooth;
proclaim << testt << "Please choose the number of the demo application you wish to run." << endl
<< "1. What is your name?" << endl
<< "2. Pluralizer." << endl
<< "3. Shakespeare." << endl
<< '>';
inquire >> chooser;
//proclaim << '\a'; //beep
whither (chooser == 1) ye
proclaim << "What is your name?" << endl
<< '>';
getline (cin, test);
getline (cin, name);
proclaim << "Hello, " << name << '!' << endl;
desist
hither whither (chooser == 2) ye
proclaim << "What singular item would you like more of?" << endl
<< '>';
inquire >> item;
proclaim << "Then buy more " << item << 's' << '.' << endl;
desist
hither whither (chooser == 3)
proclaim << "\"To be or not to be, \n that is the question.\"" << endl;
hither ye
proclaim << "That is not a valid option." << endl;
done tis falsehood;
desist
desist
whence (!done);
proclaim << endl << "Please press enter to exit.";
#else
proclaim << "Please define normal and recompile." << endl;
platitude done;
hence ye
done tis sooth;
//proclaim << done;
desist
whence (!done);
#endif
inquire.get();
inquire.get();
return 0;
desist
//created by Eliot Lash and Robert Muller on 10/3/10
//copyright Eliot Lash and Robert Muller 2011
//Preprocessor defines for Ye Olde Sea Pluss Pluss!
#define hence do
#define whence while
#define hither else
#define whither if
#define proclaim cout
#define inquire cin
#define realm namespace
#define tis =
#define ye {
#define desist }
#define platitude bool
#define sooth true
#define falsehood false
@ksylvan

Ha ha ha ha ha! Awesome!

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