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Keeping it Simple

• http://flickr.com
• http://cnn.com
• http://letsfreckle.com # You need to log in

Simple Mobile + Native

• http://twitter.com

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class Stache18n
  @@tags = {
    'comment-and-close' => 'Comment and close',
    'github' => 'GitHub',
    'social-coding' => 'Social Coding'
  }

  def self.t
    @@tags
  end

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class Highlighter
  def ruby(text)
    "<pre class='ruby'>#{text}</pre>"
  end

  def python(text)
    "<pre class='python'>#{text}</pre>"
  end
end

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class HighlighterHelper
  def respond_to?(language)
    Highlighter.highlight?(language)
  end

  def method_missing(language)
    lambda { |text|
      Highlighter.send(language, text)
    }
  end

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#!/bin/sh -e
#
# Usage: jsize file.js
#        Print the size of a minified & gzip'd js file.
# e.g.
#   $ jsize src/facebox.js
#   1.4K
#
# Requires uglify-js

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# $ gh-get https://github.com/defunkt/facebox/blob/master/src/facebox.js
function gh-get () {
  curl -#O $(echo $1 | sed 's|blob|raw|')
}

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All You Zombies

2217 Time Zone V (EST) 7 Nov. 1970--NTC-- "Pop's Place": I was polishing a brandy snifter when the Unmarried Mother came in. I noted the time---10:17 P. M. zone five, or eastern time, November 7th, 1970. Temporal agents always notice time and date; we must.

The Unmarried Mother was a man twenty--five years old, no taller than I am, childish features and a touchy temper. I didn't like his looks---I never had---but he was a lad I was here to recruit, he was my boy. I gave him my best barkeep's smile.

Maybe I'm too critical. He wasn't swish; his nickname came from what he always said when some nosy type asked him his line: "I'm an unmarried mother." If he felt less than murderous he would add: "at four cents a word. I write confession stories."

If he felt nasty, he would wait for somebody to make something of it. He had a lethal style of infighting, like a female cop---reason I wanted him. Not the only one.

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$ CACHED=1 ruby -rubygems -I lib benchmarks/speed.rb 
Rehearsal ---------------------------------------------------
ERB  w/ caching   0.190000   0.000000   0.190000 (  0.200326)
HAML w/ caching   0.810000   0.010000   0.820000 (  0.846492)
{{   w/ caching   0.840000   0.000000   0.840000 (  0.842275)
------------------------------------------ total: 1.850000sec

                      user     system      total        real
ERB  w/ caching   0.190000   0.010000   0.200000 (  0.194241)
HAML w/ caching   0.810000   0.010000   0.820000 (  0.823237)

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# sh function to murder all running processes matching a pattern
# thanks 3n: http://twitter.com/3n/status/19113206105

murder () {
  ps | grep $1 | grep -v grep | awk '{print $1}' | xargs kill -9
}

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;; Automatically add, commit, and push when files change.

(defvar autocommit-dir-set '()
  "Set of directories for which there is a pending timer job")

(defun autocommit-schedule-commit (dn)
  "Schedule an autocommit (and push) if one is not already scheduled for the given dir."
  (if (null (member dn autocommit-dir-set))
      (progn
       (run-with-idle-timer