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@font-face {
  font-family: 'Meta';
  src: url("https://cdn.lever.co/fonts/Meta/metaboldlf-webfont-2017.woff") format('woff');
  font-weight: 600;
  font-style: normal;
}
@font-face {
  font-family: 'Meta';
  src: url("https://cdn.lever.co/fonts/Meta/metanormal-webfont-2017.woff") format('woff');
  font-weight: 400;

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
#
# see: https://gist.github.com/gregorynicholas/2160046ec6946a2ce0fa
# src: https://github.com/mathiasbynens/dotfiles/blob/master/.osx
# updated: 2015-06-06
#

# ask for the administrator password upfront
sudo -v

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iterator = function(message, callback) {
  var userId = message.userId
  client.user(userId, function(user) {
    callback(null, user);
  });
}

async.map(messages, iterator, function(err, mappedMessages) {
   // hooray for async map.
});

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• Repo

Repo

#db loaded.

db.on('load', function(count) {

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Seam

Seam is the invisible stitching between your Node.js applications and the real world.

What is Seam?

A Personal Deployment Tool for Node.js developers that want to run their applications on a VPS rather than a hosted solution like Nodejitsu or Heroku but still crave the simplicity that comes with having the basic deployment details handled for you. So what problems does Seam.io solve?

• Deploy Multiple Applications, each with multiple environments (prod, staging, dev, etc)
• Handles your applications logs in a sane and user friendly way.
• seam logs from within your app's directory runs a ssh tail -f against the seam server to give you instant access to your logs while integrated 3rd party logging platforms like Loggly, Ratchet.io, etc are also an option for those more demanding situations).

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// @param {string} query        # A string in the following format: {element}!{text}
// @param {int}    count        # Use count to select the Nth element that matches the query
window.click = function click(query, count) {
  element = query.split('!')[0];
  text = query.split('!')[1];
  $(element).each(function(i, el) {
    $el = $(el);
    var condition = $el.text() === text;
    if (count) {
      condition = ($el.text() === text && count === i);

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/*

  REGULAR USAGE
  verifier.exec('myInvalidPassword')  -> returns an [] of error messages

  EXTENDED USAGE
  verify = function(passwd, options) {
    // Some logic
    return errors || null;
  };

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       npm ERR! Error: No compatible version found: read@'>=1.0.0- <1.1.0-'
       npm ERR! Valid install targets:
       npm ERR! ["0.0.1","0.0.2","0.0.3","0.1.0","0.1.1"]
       npm ERR!     at installTargetsError (/tmp/node-npm-Dbop/lib/cache.js:488:10)
       npm ERR!     at next_ (/tmp/node-npm-Dbop/lib/cache.js:438:17)
       npm ERR!     at next (/tmp/node-npm-Dbop/lib/cache.js:415:44)
       npm ERR!     at /tmp/node-npm-Dbop/lib/cache.js:408:5
       npm ERR!     at saved (/tmp/node-npm-Dbop/lib/utils/npm-registry-client/get.js:150:7)
       npm ERR!     at Object.oncomplete (/tmp/node-npm-Dbop/node_modules/graceful-fs/graceful-fs.js:231:7)
       npm ERR! You may report this log at:

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soapbox zeus$ jitsu deploy
info:    Welcome to Nodejitsu distracteddev
info:    It worked if it ends with Nodejitsu ok
info:    Executing command deploy
info:    Analyzing your application dependencies in node app.js
warn:    Local version appears to be old
warn:    Your package.json version will be incremented for you automatically
warn:    About to write /Users/zeus/projects/soapbox/package.json
warn:    Using '*' as version for dependencies may eventually cause issues.
warn:    Please use specific versions for dependencies to avoid future problems.

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soapbox zeus$ jitsu deploy
info:    Welcome to Nodejitsu distracteddev
info:    It worked if it ends with Nodejitsu ok
info:    Executing command deploy
info:    Analyzing your application dependencies in node app.js
warn:    Local version appears to be old
warn:    Your package.json version will be incremented for you automatically
warn:    About to write /Users/zeus/projects/soapbox/package.json
warn:    Using '*' as version for dependencies may eventually cause issues.
warn:    Please use specific versions for dependencies to avoid future problems.