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h1("There is no such thing as \"obvious code chnges\".")
p("You massively under-estimate the skill and experience involved in even the most basic programming tasks. Programming, version control, deployment, database design, systems design, etc. These people have their own professions with their own issues to deal with.")

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global.wtf = function wtf(label, whatnot) {
  if (!whatnot){
    whatnot = label
    label = undefined
  }

  if (typeof whatnot == "function") {
    var out = whatnot.toString()
  } else if (typeof whatnot == "object") {
    if (Array.isArray(whatnot)) {

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// is-everyone-free
// a-story
// tell-the-universe
// someone-is-a-person
// we-have-people-to-talk-to


tellTheUniverse(
  "a-story",

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In praise of callbacks

People talk about callbacks as if they are some sort of programming conundrum, because of "callback hell". The Parse blog has a nice example:

Parse.User.logIn("user", "pass", {
  success: function(user) {
    query.find({
      success: function(results) {
        results[0].save({ key: value }, {

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element = require "nrtv-element"
component = require "nrtv-component"
BridgeTie = require "nrtv-bridge-tie"
ServerTie = require "nrtv-server-tie"
ElementTie = require "nrtv-element-tie"


GimmePizza = component(BridgeTie, ServerTie, ElementTie)

server = GimmePizza.server()

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// Component

// Most people when they want to make something happen with software, need to
// pull together a couple different kinds of things. Maybe you want a button on
// your thing that when people hit it they can sign up for some text messages
// that are going to get sent to them according to some pattern. That's a couple
// different kinds of things: a widget people can interact with, some sort of
// off-line activity that springs to life and sends messages at particular
// times. A thing that remembers the phone numbers, etc.

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var request = {
  values: new HashTable, // https://github.com/BorisKozo/jsHash
  cache: function(func) {
    if (value = values.get(func)) {
      return value
    }
    var args = Array.prototype.slice(arguments, 1)
    var value = func.apply(null, args)
    values.set(func, value)
    return value

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{render, component, div, button, label, span, text} = require 'teacup'
{prettyPrint} = require 'html'

html = render ->





  # You can do this. Whether you should do this is up to you.

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require 'stripe'

Stripe.api_key = "yr key heer"

# This will cancel all of the subscriptions in your Stripe account. Money corrupts.

$start_at
$found_one = true
while $found_one
  puts 'Batch after ' + ($start_at ? $start_at : 'no one')