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[evan@evan-fedora Windows7]$ ls -Flrt
total 18784080
drwxr-xr-x. 3 evan evan       4096 Feb  5  2011 caches/
-rw-------. 1 evan evan 9769058304 Feb 14  2011 Windows 7.vmdk
-rw-r-----. 1 evan evan      28011 Feb 14  2011 Windows 7-Snapshot1.vmsn
-rw-r--r--. 1 evan evan       1641 Feb 14  2011 Windows 7.vmxf
-rw-r--r--. 1 evan evan     303512 Jul  8 15:57 vmware-2.log
-rw-r--r--. 1 evan evan     706853 Jul  8 19:07 vmware-1.log
-rw-r--r--. 1 evan evan     313609 Sep  9 17:28 vmware-0.log
-rw-r-----. 1 evan evan 9464053760 Sep  9 17:41 Windows 7-000001.vmdk

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#!/usr/bin/perl

#########################################################################
# Parse /var/log/secure for attacks and log the attacks to a database.
# 11/16/2011
# evandhoffman@gmail.com
#########################################################################

use strict;
use warnings;

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#!/usr/bin/perl

use strict;
use warnings;

require LWP::UserAgent;
#require HTTP::Request;
require HTTP::Response;
#use Data::Dumper::Perltidy;

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#!/usr/local/bin/perl

# Converts flac files en masse to MP3, setting ID3v2 tags pulled from the flac files
# (c) November 7, 2005 Evan D. Hoffman <evandhoffman@gmail.com>
# Licensed under the BSD license, use it as your own risk
#
# http://www.freebsd.org/copyright/freebsd-license.html
# flac: http://flac.sourceforge.net/download.html
# lame: http://lame.sourceforge.net/download/download.html

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proxy_cache_path  /var/lib/nginx/cache/staticfiles  levels=1:2   keys_zone=staticfilecache:120m inactive=180m  max_size=50m;
proxy_cache_path  /var/lib/nginx/cache/php levels=2:2 keys_zone=php:10m inactive=180m max_size=50m;
proxy_temp_path /var/lib/nginx/proxy;
proxy_connect_timeout 30;
proxy_read_timeout 120;
proxy_send_timeout 120;
 
#IMPORTANT - this sets the basic cache key that's used in the static file cache.
proxy_cache_key "$scheme://$host$request_uri";
# http://wp-performance.com/2010/10/nginx-reverse-proxy-cache-wordpress-apache/

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find /src/ -iname \*jpg -execdir convert -scale 800x533 -quality 80 {} /target/{} \;

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#!/usr/bin/perl
# Resize all images in a directory for the Insignia 7" Digital photo
# frame (Model: NS-DPF0712G), 800x480 resolution.

use strict;
use warnings;

use File::Find;
use Image::Magick;
use Image::ExifTool;

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# Logformat fed into the script is this:

    log_format  cachemiss  '$remote_addr - $remote_user [$time_local] "$request" '
                      '$status $body_bytes_sent "$http_referer" '
                      '"$http_user_agent" "$http_x_forwarded_for" "$upstream_cache_status"';

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PICARD: Will, what the hell are you still doing here?
RIKER: Sir?
PICARD: You've been offered the Melbourne.
RIKER: I've decided not to pursue that commission at this time.
PICARD: She's a fine ship, Will.
RIKER: Yes, but she's not the Enterprise. With all due respect, sir, you need me. Particularly now.
PICARD: Indeed? Starfleet needs good captains, particularly now. Reconsider your decision.
RIKER: Are you telling me to leave, Captain?
PICARD: I'm asking you to look at your career objectively. Will, you're ready to work without a net. You're ready to take command. And, you know, the Enterprise will go along just fine without you.