evansolomon

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am evansolomon on github.
• I am evansolomon (https://keybase.io/evansolomon) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 681D CFF5 F3F1 3E5D 54C3 CFBF ED5A 7031 FB5C 6B36

To claim this, I am signing this object:

evansolomon

var https = require('https')

https.get('https://medium.com', function (res) {
  res.on('end', function () {
    console.log('You will never see this')
  })
})

https.get('https://medium.com', function (res) {
  // This sets the stream to flowing mode and makes sure it gets through all of its

evansolomon

$ aws lambda get-event-source --uuid my-events-uuid
{
    "Status": "OK",
    "UUID": "my-events-uuid",
    "LastModified": "2014-11-22T02:37:00.000+0000",
    "BatchSize": 1,
    "Parameters": {
        "InitialPositionInStream": "TRIM_HORIZON"
    },
    "Role": "arn:aws:iam::acct-number:role/lambda_exec_role",

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{"participants":303854,"now":1427930520000,"secondsLeft":60}
{"participants":303865,"now":1427930521000,"secondsLeft":60}
{"participants":303871,"now":1427930522000,"secondsLeft":60}
{"participants":303875,"now":1427930523000,"secondsLeft":60}
{"participants":303884,"now":1427930524000,"secondsLeft":60}
{"participants":303893,"now":1427930525000,"secondsLeft":60}
{"participants":303900,"now":1427930526000,"secondsLeft":60}
{"participants":303907,"now":1427930527000,"secondsLeft":60}
{"participants":303917,"now":1427930528000,"secondsLeft":60}
{"participants":303931,"now":1427930529000,"secondsLeft":60}

evansolomon

var xhr = new XMLHttpRequest()
xhr.open('GET', 'http://requestb.in/155pmaz1')
xhr.onreadystatechange = function () {
  if (xhr.readyState !== 4) return
  var jsonifiedXhr = JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(xhr))
  console.log(Object.keys(jsonifiedXhr))
}
xhr.send()

// Chrome 42

evansolomon

.
├── JSONStream
│   ├── LICENSE.APACHE2
│   ├── LICENSE.MIT
│   ├── examples
│   │   └── all_docs.js
│   ├── index.js
│   ├── package.json
│   ├── readme.markdown
│   └── test

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<?php

$results = array();
$r_players = '/\/players\/(.+?)\/profile\?id\=[A-Z0-9]+/';

for($i='a';$i!='c';$i++){
	$base = 'http://www.nfl.com/players/search?category=lastName&filter='.$i.'&playerType=current';
	$url = $base;
	$d = 2;
	$page_check = 1;

evansolomon

<?php

//number of people in the reservation
$people = 2;
//time, just the hour, pm
$time = 7;

$url = 'http://www.opentable.com/nextavailabletable.aspx?hpu=1025002033&shpu=1&rid=1180&m=4&d=8/13/2010+'.$time.':00:00+PM&p='.$people;
$data = file_get_contents($url);
$regex = '/\[\'\d{1,2}\/\d{1,2}\/\d{4} \d{1,2}\:\d{2}\:\d{2} PM/';

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<?php

/*
	Plugin Name: WP Kissmetrics
	Description: Record events using Kissmetrics' PHP API. Intended to be used by developers only.
	Author: evansolomon
	Version: 1.0
*/

/* Forked from https://github.com/kissmetrics/KISSmetrics/blob/master/km.php */

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<?php
 /**
  * User uploads a video
  */
function user_uploads_video( $args, $upload ) {
	if( 'upload' != $upload )
		return;
		
	if( 0 === strpos( $args['type'], 'video' ) ) {
		//do cool stuff