Why, php? WHY???

console

PHP Fatal error:  Uncaught exception 'LogicException' with message 'The parent constructor was not called: the object is in an invalid state ' in splfileobject.php:16
Stack trace:
splfileobject.php(16): SplFileInfo->_bad_state_ex()
#1 {main}
  thrown in splfileobject.php on line 16

Fatal error: Uncaught exception 'LogicException' with message 'The parent constructor was not called: the object is in an invalid state ' in splfileobject.php:16
Stack trace:
#0 splfileobject.php(16): SplFileInfo->_bad_state_ex()
#1 {main}
  thrown in splfileobject.php on line 16

splfileobject.php

<?php

class cls1 extends \SplFileObject
{
    public function __construct()
    {
    }

    public function fpassthru()
    {
        // does nothing
    }
}

$cl = new cls1;
$cl->fpassthru();

You are the bomb @nackjicholson

For anyone who wants details about what is actually happening here;

SplFileObject will throw this error if you either;

1. Do not call the parent::__construct() at all.
   or
2. If you try to call other class methods (e.g. $this->callSomething()) BEFORE calling he parent::__construct(). The scope of the called method is irrelevant, so if you are calling a native SplFileObject/SplFileInfo method or a method in the scope of your superclass it will error. You can do other things before the parent::__construct() as long as they are not interacting with $this, parent:: or self:: (not sure about static methods. I assume the same goes for reading/writing properties but I haven't tested this. Ensure that anything you need to do is done pre-parent construct is done directly in the superclass construct and not abstracted to other methods if you can help it.