My Bio... in Ruby

ezekiel_templin.rb

class EzekielTemplin
  def initialize
    @birthdate  = Date.parse('1983-06-29')
    @birthplace = "Saegertown, PA"
    @gender     = "male"
  end
  
  def age
    Date.today.year - @birthdate.year
  end
  
  def locations
    [@birthplace, "Audubon, PA", "Guys Mills, PA", "Philadelphia, PA", current_location]
  end
  
  def current_location
    "Meadville, PA"
  end
  
  def jobs
    [ { :company    => "Semantic Leap",
        :url        => "N/A",
        :title      => "Founder",
        :start_date => Date.parse('2006-09-01') } ].push current_job
  end
  
  def current_job
    { :company    => "IP Services, Inc",
      :url        => "http://www.ipservicesinc.com/",
      :title      => "Software Developer",
      :start_date => Date.parse('2010-05-01') }
  end
  
  def bored?
    "Bored enough to write a bio in Ruby!"
  end
end