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fakedarren / gist:3980110
Created October 30, 2012 13:13
Kill cookie snippet
$$('#cookiePolicy button[type=submit]').addEvent('click', function(evt){
evt.preventDefault();
new Cookie.write('THE_compliance', true, {
path: '/',
duration: 90
});
$$('#cookiePolicy').destroy();
});
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fakedarren / example.sql
Created October 23, 2012 20:53
/*----------------------------------------------------
Creates default 'My Pages' page texts.
- "My Account - Edit Bottom"
- "My Account - Edit Header"
- "My Comments - Empty"
- "My Comments - Header"
- "My Discussions - Empty"
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fakedarren / moofx.js
Created September 2, 2012 12:26
MooFx - to be used with other frameworks
(function(modules) {
var cache = {}, require = function(id) {
var module = cache[id];
if (!module) {
module = cache[id] = {
exports: {}
};
var exports = module.exports;
modules[id].call(exports, require, module, exports, window);
}
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fakedarren / jira-sucks.css
Created April 9, 2012 22:08
Make Jira less sucky
a { color: #325c99 !important; }
table.header { display: none !important; }
table.menu td {
background: #FFF !important;
height: 30px !important;
}
body > table > tbody > tr > td:nth-child(1) {
background: #fff !important;
}
body > table [bgcolor=f0f0f0] table[width="200"] > tbody > tr > td > table[width="100%"]:nth-child(1) {
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fakedarren / shockingly-bad-sproc.sql
Created September 4, 2011 09:50
An appallingly bad stored procedure I was given to 'work on' at work
set ANSI_NULLS ON
set QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON
go
--[CT_UGC_MyLibrary] 2,'',''
ALTER PROCEDURE [dbo].[CT_UGC_MyLibrary]
@subscribercode int,
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fakedarren / TTG.js
Created August 12, 2011 12:56
Abacus.InitPopup = function(context){
if (Abacus.BeforeInitPopup){
Abacus.BeforeInitPopup(context);
}
context.getElements('form').addEvent('submit', function(evt){
if (!this.hasClass('no-ajax')) evt.stop();
});
context.getElements('button').addEvent('click', function(evt){
var parentform = $(this).getParent('form');
if (parentform){
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fakedarren / specs.txt
Created August 11, 2011 19:04
PC Specs
Intel Core 2 Quad 2.66 GHz Processor
Geforce FX9800GTX
4Gb DDR2 1066hz RAM
2x 500gb HDD
32x DVD writer
1x Sony 21" monitor (an awesome one)
Thermaltake Case with all the trimmings
Onboard LAN
It can run Crysis. Well.
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fakedarren / epic.sql
Created August 9, 2011 12:58
Epic XML SQL Query
DECLARE @MyXml XML
SET @MyXml = CAST('
<content>
<item>
<id>1</id>
<path>foo</path>
</item>
<item>
<id>2</id>
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fakedarren / gist:1085738
Created July 15, 2011 22:48
new docs
<!DOCTYPE html>
<?php
error_reporting(0);
require('libs/markdown.php');
require('libs/geshi/geshi.php');
require('libs/yaml.php');
require('libs/docs.php');
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fakedarren / crap.js
Created June 7, 2011 19:57
function wireUpEditableHeader() {
if ($('renewalcampaigneditableheader')) {
$('renewalcampaigneditableheader').addEvent('click', function (evt) {
evt.stop();
$("renewalcampaigneditableheader").addClass("hide");
$('renewaleditformcontainer').removeClass("hide");
});
}