Christ almighty.

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### Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  * I am funkatron on github.
  * I am funkatron (https://keybase.io/funkatron) on keybase.
  * I have a public key whose fingerprint is 9F95 49E3 BFDB 3E7C 1488  8E25 B471 C9A1 0426 CBCC

To claim this, I am signing this object:

```json
{
    "body": {
        "key": {
            "fingerprint": "9f9549e3bfdb3e7c14888e25b471c9a10426cbcc",
            "host": "keybase.io",
            "key_id": "B471C9A10426CBCC",
            "uid": "3dfcc78bb5a1d2ed911160b9d8dd7900",
            "username": "funkatron"
        },
        "service": {
            "name": "github",
            "username": "funkatron"
        },
        "type": "web_service_binding",
        "version": 1
    },
    "ctime": 1396447528,
    "expire_in": 157680000,
    "prev": "1a031ea4561706e4a95934c1c7b5b21770dc427b1cb986e795fbbc461a3c2c4e",
    "seqno": 5,
    "tag": "signature"
}
```

with the PGP key whose fingerprint is
[9F95 49E3 BFDB 3E7C 1488  8E25 B471 C9A1 0426 CBCC](https://keybase.io/funkatron)
(captured above as `body.key.fingerprint`), yielding the PGP signature:

```
-----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
Version: GnuPG/MacGPG2 v2.0.22 (Darwin)
Comment: GPGTools - https://gpgtools.org
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=6Db2
-----END PGP MESSAGE-----

```

And finally, I am proving ownership of the github account by posting this as a gist.

### My publicly-auditable identity:

https://keybase.io/funkatron

### From the command line:

Consider the [keybase command line program](https://keybase.io/__/command_line/keybase).

```bash
# look me up
keybase id funkatron

# encrypt a message to me
keybase encrypt funkatron -m 'a secret message...'

# ...and more...
```