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Generate management buzzphrases from buzzwords
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# -*- coding: utf-8 -*- | |
""" | |
Created on: Mon Oct 31 2016 | |
Author: Derek Hohls | |
Purpose: generate management buzzphrases from buzzwords | |
BUZZ_WORDS are from http://bollocksphere.co.uk/Content/generationtable.shtml | |
""" | |
import random | |
BUZZ_WORDS = """# verb | |
<option value='Aggregate'>aggregate</option> | |
<option value='architect'>architect</option> | |
<option value='benchmark'>benchmark</option> | |
<option value='brand'>brand</option> | |
<option value='cultivate'>cultivate</option> | |
<option value='deliver'>deliver</option> | |
<option value='deploy'>deploy</option> | |
<option value='disintermediate'>disintermediate</option> | |
<option value='drive'>drive</option> | |
<option value='e-enable'>e-enable</option> | |
<option value='embrace'>embrace</option> | |
<option value='empower'>empower</option> | |
<option value='enable'>enable</option> | |
<option value='engage'>engage</option> | |
<option value='engineer'>engineer</option> | |
<option value='enhance'>enhance</option> | |
<option value='envisioneer'>envisioneer</option> | |
<option value='evolve'>evolve</option> | |
<option value='expedite'>expedite</option> | |
<option value='exploit'>exploit</option> | |
<option value='extend'>extend</option> | |
<option value='facilitate'>facilitate</option> | |
<option value='generatee'>generate</option> | |
<option value='grow'>grow</option> | |
<option value='harness'>harness</option> | |
<option value='implement'>implement</option> | |
<option value='incentivize'>incentivize</option> | |
<option value='incubate'>incubate</option> | |
<option value='innovate'>innovate</option> | |
<option value='integrate'>integrate</option> | |
<option value='iterate'>iterate</option> | |
<option value='leverage'>leverage</option> | |
<option value='maximize'>maximize</option> | |
<option value='mesh'>mesh</option> | |
<option value='monetize'>monetize</option> | |
<option value='morph'>morph</option> | |
<option value='optimize'>optimize</option> | |
<option value='orchestrate'>orchestrate</option> | |
<option value='recontextualize'>recontextualize</option> | |
<option value='reintermediate'>reintermediate</option> | |
<option value='reinvent'>reinvent</option> | |
<option value='repurpose'>repurpose</option> | |
<option value='revolutionize'>revolutionize</option> | |
<option value='scale'>scale</option> | |
<option value='seize'>seize</option> | |
<option value='strategize'>strategize</option> | |
<option value='streamline'>streamline</option> | |
<option value='syndicate'>syndicate</option> | |
<option value='synergize'>synergize</option> | |
<option value='synthesize'>synthesize</option> | |
<option value='target'>target</option> | |
<option value='transform'>transform</option> | |
<option value='transition'>transition</option> | |
<option value='unleash'>unleash</option> | |
<option value='utilize'>utilize</option> | |
<option value='visualize'>visualize</option> | |
<option value='whiteboard'>whiteboard</option> | |
# adj | |
<option value='24/365'>24/365</option> | |
<option value='24/7'>24/7</option> | |
<option value='B2B'>B2B</option> | |
<option value='B2C'>B2C</option> | |
<option value='back-end'>back-end</option> | |
<option value='best-of-breed'>best-of-breed</option> | |
<option value='bleeding-edge'>bleeding-edge</option> | |
<option value='ricks-and-clicks'>bricks-and-clicks</option> | |
<option value='clicks-and-mortar'>clicks-and-mortar</option> | |
<option value='collaborative'>collaborative</option> | |
<option value='compelling'>compelling</option> | |
<option value='cross-platform'>cross-platform</option> | |
<option value='cross-media'>cross-media</option> | |
<option value='customized'>customized</option> | |
<option value='cutting-edge'>cutting-edge</option> | |
<option value='distributed'>distributed</option> | |
<option value='dot-com'>dot-com</option> | |
<option value='dynamic'>dynamic</option> | |
<option value='e-business'>e-business</option> | |
<option value='efficient'>efficient</option> | |
<option value='end-to-end'>end-to-end</option> | |
<option value='enterprise'>enterprise</option> | |
<option value='extensible'>extensible</option> | |
<option value='frictionless'>frictionless</option> | |
<option value='front-end'>front-end</option> | |
<option value='global'>global</option> | |
<option value='granular'>granular</option> | |
<option value='holistic'>holistic</option> | |
<option value='impactful'>impactful</option> | |
<option value='innovative'>innovative</option> | |
<option value='integrated'>integrated</option> | |
<option value='interactive'>interactive</option> | |
<option value='intuitive'>intuitive</option> | |
<option value='killer'>killer</option> | |
<option value='leading-edge'>leading-edge</option> | |
<option value='magnetic'>magnetic</option> | |
<option value='mission-critical'>mission-critical</option> | |
<option value='next-generation'>next-generation</option> | |
<option value='one-to-one'>one-to-one</option> | |
<option value='open-source'>open-source</option> | |
<option value='out-of-the-box'>out-of-the-box</option> | |
<option value='plug-and-play'>plug-and-play</option> | |
<option value='proactive'>proactive</option> | |
<option value='real-time'>real-time</option> | |
<option value='revolutionary'>revolutionary</option> | |
<option value='robust'>robust</option> | |
<option value='scalable'>scalable</option> | |
<option value='seamless'>seamless</option> | |
<option value='sexy'>sexy</option> | |
<option value='sticky'>sticky</option> | |
<option value='strategic'>strategic</option> | |
<option value='synergistic'>synergistic</option> | |
<option value='transparent'>transparent</option> | |
<option value='turn-key'>turn-key</option> | |
<option value='ubiquitous'>ubiquitous</option> | |
<option value='user-centric'>user-centric</option> | |
<option value='value-added'>value-added</option> | |
<option value='vertical'>vertical</option> | |
<option value='viral'>viral</option> | |
<option value='virtual'>virtual</option> | |
<option value='visionary'>visionary</option> | |
<option value='web-enabled'>web-enabled</option> | |
<option value='wireless'>wireless</option> | |
<option value='world-class'>world-class </option> | |
# noun | |
<option value='applications'>applications</option> | |
<option value='architectures'>architectures</option> | |
<option value='bandwidth'>bandwidth</option> | |
<option value='channels'>channels</option> | |
<option value='communities'>communities</option> | |
<option value='content'>content</option> | |
<option value='convergence'>convergence</option> | |
<option value='deliverables'>deliverables</option> | |
<option value='e-business'>e-business</option> | |
<option value='e-commerce'>e-commerce</option> | |
<option value='e-markets'>e-markets</option> | |
<option value='e-services'>e-services</option> | |
<option value='e-tailers'>e-tailers</option> | |
<option value='experiences'>experiences</option> | |
<option value='eyeballs'>eyeballs</option> | |
<option value='functionalities'>functionalities</option> | |
<option value='infomediaries'>infomediaries</option> | |
<option value='infrastructures'>infrastructures</option> | |
<option value='initiatives'>initiatives</option> | |
<option value='interfaces'>interfaces</option> | |
<option value='markets'>markets</option> | |
<option value='methodologies'>methodologies</option> | |
<option value='metrics'>metrics</option> | |
<option value='models'>models</option> | |
<option value='networks'>networks</option> | |
<option value='niches'>niches</option> | |
<option value='paradigms'>paradigms</option> | |
<option value='partnerships'>partnerships</option> | |
<option value='platforms'>platforms</option> | |
<option value='portals'>portals</option> | |
<option value='relationships'>relationships</option> | |
<option value='ROI'>ROI</option> | |
<option value='synergies'>synergies</option> | |
<option value='web-readiness'>web-readiness</option> | |
<option value='schemas'>schemas</option> | |
<option value='solutions'>solutions</option> | |
<option value='supply-chains'>supply-chains</option> | |
<option value='systems'>systems</option> | |
<option value='technologies'>technologies</option> | |
<option value='users'>users</option> | |
<option value='vortals'>vortals</option>""" | |
items = BUZZ_WORDS.split('\n') | |
verbs, adjs, nouns = [], [], [] | |
for item in items: | |
left = item.find("'>") | |
right = item.find("</") | |
sub = item[left + 2:right] | |
if sub == ' verb': | |
_list = verbs | |
continue | |
if sub == ' adj': | |
_list = adjs | |
continue | |
if sub == ' noun': | |
_list = nouns | |
continue | |
_list.append(sub) | |
a = ' '.join([random.choice(verbs), random.choice(adjs), random.choice(nouns)]) | |
b = ' '.join([random.choice(verbs), random.choice(adjs), random.choice(nouns)]) | |
c = ' '.join([random.choice(verbs), random.choice(adjs), random.choice(nouns)]) | |
phrase = 'what we need is to ' + a + ' that will ' + b + ' so that we can ' + c | |
print phrase |
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