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// Quick'n'dirty EventEmitter class
function EventEmitter() {
}
EventEmitter.prototype = {
	on: function (event, listener) {
		this._events = this._events || {};
		this._events[event] = this._events[event] || [];
		this._events[event].push(listener);
		this.emit('newListener', event, listener);
		return this;

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findin() {
    find . -iname $1 -exec grep -Hin $2 {} \;
}

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var tv4coerce = require('tv4-coerce');

tv4coerce.addFix(tv4coerce.errorCodes.INVALID_TYPE, function (data, expectedType) {
	if (typeof data === 'string' && expectedType === 'array') {
		return data.split(',');
	}
});

var data = "1,2,3";
var schema = {"type": "array", "items": {"type": "number"}};

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tv4.asyncFetchSchemas = function (urls, callback) {
	var activeRequests = 0;
	var attemptedRequest = {};
	if (!Array.isArray(urls)) urls = [urls];
	
	function requestFinished(url) {
		activeRequests--;
		
		var missing = tv4.getMissingUris();
		for (var i = 0; i < missing; i++) {

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String.prototype.asyncReplace = function (subStr, replacer, callback) {
	var str = this;
	var replacements = {};
	var pending = 0;
	var checkDone = function () {
		if (!--pending) {
			var result = str.replace(subStr, function (match) {
				var args = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments, 0);
				var pos = args[args.length - 2];
				var key = pos + '-' + match.length;

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// Copyright 2014 Geraint Luff
// MIT Licensed
function crush(code, searchLimit) {
	var originalCode = code;
	searchLimit = searchLimit || 15;
	var substitutions = [];
	
	var bannedChars = /[\r\n"'\\]/;
	for (var charNum = 32; charNum < 127; charNum++) { // ASCII printable ("safe") characters
		var char = String.fromCharCode(charNum);

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Asynchronous Module Definitions, in 550 bytes

This provides implementations of Asynchronous Module Definition's define() and require() functions. The minified code comes out around 550 bytes.

This enables module definitions, but it doesn't actually fetch any modules that are missing. If you want to automatically fetch modules, see "Extending" below.

The "CommonJS"-style hacks are not supported (e.g. special behaviour for dependencies "module", "require" or "exports").

Usage

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<style>
body {
	margin: 0;
	padding: 0;
}
a {
	display: block;
}
</style>
<div id="drop" style="width: 100%; height: 69%; margin: 0; padding-top: 30%; text-align: center; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">

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The shutdown messages on the Mac/Linux command line are baked into the /sbin/shutdown executable.

This replaces the messages with suitable Mad Max: Fury Road quotes. You can make your own, but since you're patching a binary file the replacements MUST, I repeat MUST be exactly the same number of characters as the original, or your computer will not ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

The two versions below are for a Ubuntu Linux variant, and Mac OS X Yosemite (both versions Work For Me on at least one machine).