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class Customer
  attr_reader :name

  def initialize(name)
    @name = name
    @rentals = []
  end

  def add_rental(arg)
    @rentals << arg

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Exception in thread "main" java.lang.RuntimeException: EOF while reading string, compiling:(circles/core.clj:146:1)
	at clojure.lang.Compiler.load(Compiler.java:7137)
	at clojure.lang.RT.loadResourceScript(RT.java:370)
	at clojure.lang.RT.loadResourceScript(RT.java:361)
	at clojure.lang.RT.load(RT.java:440)
	at clojure.lang.RT.load(RT.java:411)
	at clojure.core$load$fn__5066.invoke(core.clj:5641)
	at clojure.core$load.doInvoke(core.clj:5640)
	at clojure.lang.RestFn.invoke(RestFn.java:408)
	at clojure.core$load_one.invoke(core.clj:5446)

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Exception in thread "main" java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: No matching method found: .getDeclaredMethod for class java.lang.Class, compiling:(circles/core.clj:130:19)
	at clojure.lang.Compiler.load(Compiler.java:7142)
	at clojure.lang.RT.loadResourceScript(RT.java:370)
	at clojure.lang.RT.loadResourceScript(RT.java:361)
	at clojure.lang.RT.load(RT.java:440)
	at clojure.lang.RT.load(RT.java:411)
	at clojure.core$load$fn__5066.invoke(core.clj:5641)
	at clojure.core$load.doInvoke(core.clj:5640)
	at clojure.lang.RestFn.invoke(RestFn.java:408)
	at clojure.core$load_one.invoke(core.clj:5446)

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; given this vector
(def probabilities [ 1 0 0 0.5
                     0 0 1 0 ])

; I want to run (< (rand) probability) against each element

; and ultimately get back either

(def result [ 0 0.75 1.5 ])

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# bash script
# accomplishes https://twitter.com/raganwald/status/501535500365086720

function MacBook() {
  if [ $1 == "THELONIUS" ]
  then

    if [ $2 == "Air" ]
    then

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# sinatra

get "/show" do
  # render a template here
  # maybe sneak in ActiveRecord or something
end

# waves equivalent, isolated for simplicity

on :get, :show => [ 'entry', :name ] do

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model.foobar = model.foo_or_bar? # business logic
response.content = model.to_json # serialization
response.headers += "Content-type: foo/bar" # protocol details
response.send # ok go

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alias MacBook="sudo"
alias THELONIUS="sudo"
alias Air="sudo"

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# only open After Effects if cache hard drive is plugged in
function fx() {
  if [ -d /Volumes/Vanniman\ Time\ Machine/ ]
    then
      open -a Adobe\ After\ Effects\ CC
  fi
}