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echo "net.netfilter.nf_conntrack_max=524288" > /etc/sysctl.d/10-conntrack-max.conf
echo "net.netfilter.nf_conntrack_tcp_timeout_established=300" > /etc/sysctl.d/10-conntrack-tcp-timeout-established.conf
echo "nf_conntrack" >> /etc/modules

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The woman sat at her desk, pen in hand, a blank sheet of paper before her. She stared at the page, her mind awhirl with thoughts and plans, as she began to write the names of those she intended to kill.

First on the list was a man, a cruel and ruthless dictator who had caused countless deaths and suffering. She had spent years researching his every move, studying his weaknesses, and planning her attack.

Next, she wrote the name of a hairdresser, a woman who had once cut her hair too short and refused to fix it. The woman had never forgotten the slight, and had long dreamed of seeking revenge.

Finally, she wrote the name of a software developer, a man who had created a program that had cost her her job. She had spent months learning to code, mastering the intricacies of the software, and devising a way to shut it down and ruin his career.

As she finished writing the names, she felt a sense of satisfaction and power, knowing that her victims would soon meet their end at her hands. But as she looked at the l

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Once there was an Assyrian veterinarian named Peter. He was an expert in his field, but he had a peculiar obsession - collecting billiard balls.

He had started his collection when he was just a child and had inherited his father's billiard table. From that day on, he had become fascinated with the round, glossy orbs. He would spend all of his free time scouring thrift stores, garage sales, and online marketplaces in search of new additions to his collection.

Over the years, Peter had amassed an impressive collection. He had billiard balls of all shapes, sizes, and colors. Some were made of ivory, others of marble, and still others of various types of wood. He had even managed to find a set of gold-plated billiard balls that he kept under lock and key.

Despite his love for his collection, Peter never let it interfere with his work as a veterinarian. He was always there to help animals in need, and his patients loved him for his kind and gentle manner.

One day, however, Peter received a call from a farmer w

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{
  "Request": {
    "IsValid": "True",
    "ItemLookupRequest": {
      "Condition": "All",
      "DeliveryMethod": "Ship",
      "IdType": "ASIN",
      "MerchantId": "All",
      "OfferPage": "1",
      "ItemId": "0912383119",

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require 'benchmark'

foo = -> {}

_ = BasicObject.new

def _.bar
end

n = 4_000_000

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test:
  override:
    - bundle exec rspec spec

deployment:
  acceptance:
    branch: master
    commands:
      - ./script/heroku_deploy.sh <ACCEPTANCE_HEROKU_APP>:
          timeout: 300

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$capture = $ ".capture"

$capture.change (event) ->
  file = @files[0]
  event.preventDefault()

  # Capture first frame of video
  video = document.createElement("video")
  video.src = URL.createObjectURL(file)
  video.style.visibility = "hidden"

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<Notification>
 <NotificationMetaData>
   <NotificationType>AnyOfferChanged</NotificationType>
   <PayloadVersion>1.0</PayloadVersion>
   <UniqueId>14baf090-6a81-4d13-b1ad-340363d569d8</UniqueId>
   <PublishTime>2014-02-23T11:35:40.497Z</PublishTime>
   <SellerId>MERCHANT_ID_1</SellerId>
   <MarketplaceId>A2EUQ1WTGCTBG2</MarketplaceId>
 </NotificationMetaData>
 <NotificationPayload>

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class Hash
  def dig(key)
    each.find do |k, v|
      return v if k == key
      v.dig(key) if v.is_a?(Hash)
    end
  end
end

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#!/bin/bash
for i in {1..4}
do
  for ITS in start stop
  do
    say "$ITS programming, motherfucker."
    [[ $ITS = start ]] && sleep 1500 || sleep 300
  done
done