madlib

madlib.txt

The sketch:

A [1noun] enters a pet shop.

Mr. Praline:  'Ello, I wish to [2verb] a [3noun].
(The owner does not [4verb].)

Mr. Praline:  'Ello, [5pronoun]?
Owner:  What do you [6adj] "miss"?

Mr. Praline:  (pause)I'm [7adj], I have a [8noun]. I wish to make a [9noun]!
Owner:  We're [10verb]in' for lunch.

Mr. Praline:  Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner:  Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline:  I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner:  No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. Praline:  Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner:  No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Mr. Praline:  The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.