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View hex.js
function hex(str) {
var h = 0;
for(var i = 0; i < str.length; i++) h = str.charCodeAt(i) + ((h << 5) - h);
return ((i>>24)&0xFF).toString(16) + ((i>>16)&0xFF).toString(16) + ((i>>8)&0xFF).toString(16) + (i&0xFF).toString(16);
View uk-counties.js
var counties = ["Aberdeenshire", "Anglesey", "Angus", "Argyll", "Ayrshire", "Banffshire",
"Bedfordshire", "Berwickshire", "Breconshire", "Buckinghamshire", "Bute",
"Caernarvonshire", "Caithness", "Cambridgeshire", "Cardiganshire",
"Carmarthenshire", "Cheshire", "Clackmannanshire", "Cornwall and Isles of Scilly",
"Cumbria", "Denbighshire", "Derbyshire", "Devon", "Dorset", "Dumbartonshire",
"Dumfriesshire", "Durham", "East Lothian", "East Sussex", "Essex", "Fife",
"Flintshire", "Glamorgan", "Gloucestershire", "Greater London",
"Greater Manchester", "Hampshire", "Hertfordshire", "Inverness", "Kent",
"Kincardineshire", "Kinross-shire", "Kirkcudbrightshire", "Lanarkshire",
"Lancashire", "Leicestershire", "Lincolnshire", "London", "Merionethshire",
View slidebar.js
var Slidebar = function(el) {
this.el = $(el); = function() {
return this.resize(234);
this.close = function() {
return this.resize(0);
View twerk.js
javascript:(function(){$('*').each(function(){var me=$(this).css({'-webkit-transition':'all .1s','transition':'all .1s'});setInterval(function(){me.css({'-webkit-transform':'rotate(-2deg)','transform':'rotate(-2deg)'});setTimeout(function(){me.css({'-webkit-transform':'rotate(3deg)','transform':'rotate(3deg)'});},100);},200);});})();

So you want to work with me?

Awesome, good choice. Before we go any further, there's a few rules I need you to agree with so we can work together in harmony.

1. The cash

You're a good egg, I know that. But just in case something happens, I need to get a percentage of the project (which I've already quoted you at £xxxx) upfront. If it's a little project (£250 or less), then

View gist:5189917
alias yolo='sudo'
alias cat='open'
alias ku='rm -rf /' # sudo ku
alias echo='echo "echo"'
alias serverify='python -m SimpleHTTPServer'
alias sup='echo "nm"'
alias implode='exit'
alias man='open'
alias cd='say "abcdefghijjklmnopqrstuvwxyz"'
alias chmod='sudo chmod -R 000'
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$('section.content img').each(function() {
var me = $(this);
var src = me.attr('src');
me.wrap('<figure class="image-wrapper ' + me.attr('title') + '" />')
.after('<figcaption>' + $(this).attr('alt') + '</figcaption>')
.attr('src', './content/' + src);
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.visually-hidden {
position: absolute;
left: -9999px;
height: 1px;
@media screen and (max-width: 700px) {
.mobile-offscreen {
position: absolute;
left: -9999px;