So you want to work with me?
Awesome, good choice. Before we go any further, there's a few rules I need you to agree with so we can work together in harmony.
1. The cash
You're a good egg, I know that. But just in case something happens, I need to get a percentage of the project (which I've already quoted you at £xxxx) upfront. If it's a little project (£250 or less), then