Add this to your .bashrc to improve git's error message for a common typo:
git() {
if [ "$1" = dad ]; then
curl -H "Accept: text/plain" https://icanhazdadjoke.com/
echo
else
$(which git) "$@"
fi
}
Example:
$ git dad .
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.