output from http://newyeezyresolutions.com/

bash function

# one line for easy copy and pasting to terminal.

function newyezzy { curl -s http://newyeezyresolutions.com/randquote.php?quote=$1 | sed 's/.*\<h2>\(.*\)<.*<div id="sourceinfo".*/\1/' | head -n 1; }

output

"Fuck you" will be my message.
90 percent of the time it will look like I'm not having a good time.
A Corbusier lamp will be my greatest inspiration.
By the time I'm like 50 years old I'm gonna be one year old. And by the time I'm dead I'm gonna be zero.
I will ask my bitch for other bitches.
I will be 10 years ahead of your mentality.
I will be Axl Rose; I will be Jim Morrison; I will be Jimi Hendrix.
I will be Google.
I will be Nike.
I will be Shakespeare in the flesh.
I will be Warhol.
I will be Willy Wonka. Welcome to my chocolate factory.
I will be a creative genius. There's really no other way to word it.
I will be a dick, not a swallower.
I will be a god.
I will be a masculine person like Ralph Lauren and still love the beauty and texture of clothing as artists and still love a fat ass at the same time.
I will be a minimalist in a rapper's body.
I will be a one-man gangbang.
I will be a performance athlete.
I will be all on your sofa.
I will be as unrealistic as possible.
I will be be the first straight, hip-hop, loud celebrity, non-etiquette having, black out all the time, fresh ass, super-tasteful designer of all time.
I will be bigger than Wal-Mart.
I will be great like Michelangelo. I will be great like Disney.
I will be more of a messenger than a rapper.
I will be so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things.
I will be the Braveheart of creativity.
I will be the Michael Jordan of music.
I will be the Tupac of clothing.
I will be the anti-celebrity.
I will be the espresso.
I will be the greatest shit in da club since "In Da Club."
I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars.
I will be the nucleus.
I will be the number one living and breathing rock star.
I will be the number one most impactful artist of our generation.
I will be the number one rock star on the planet.
I will be the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend.
I will be the type of soul that likes to be in love and likes to be able to focus.
I will be totally weird and totally honest and totally inappropriate at times.
I will be undoubtedly Steve Jobs of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period.
I will bubble at the highest level of output.
I will crack the pavement and make new grounds sonically and culturally.
I will create like I'm three years old.
I will do everything I can to break media.
I will eat in French ass restaurants.
I will forever be the 5-year-old of something.
I will fuck people hard on the sink. After that, give them something to drink.
I will get a fresh cut, straight out the salon, bitch.
I will get my money up to Diddy level.
I will get my money up to Jay Z level.
I will get the kids-and-the-wife life.
I will go Bobby Boucher.
I will go to sleep with a nightlight.
I will have a trillion dollars worth of voice.
I will just do exactly what I want, whenever I want, how the fuck I want.
I will love banquettes and shit.
I will marry the most beautiful woman of all time. Like arguably of human existence, the top 10, of human existence.
I will mean no disrespect to Ben Affleck.
I will never let you think I'm not from Chicago for one second.
I will not be comfortable with comfort.
I will only want dopeness.
I will open up a motherfucking mountain.
I will pop a wheelie on the Zeitgeist.
I will say some superphilosophical shit.
I will smash your Corolla.
I will speak Swaghili.
I will spell the word "genius" wrong.
I will start a Fight Club.
I will understand how to make perfect.
I will uninvite myself.
I will wear some hot ass Jordans on the beach.
I'm going to be super Zenned out like, five years from now.
Michael Jackson will gas me up.
My drug will be, "I'm better than all you other motherfuckers. Kiss my ass!"
My ego will be my drug.
My instincts will only lead me to complete awesomeness at all times. To awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness.
My joystick will be all the way out the plug.
My mind will move like a Tron bike.
Obama will have to say my name in order to be cool.
The better and better I get at what I do, the younger and younger I will be.
The concept of luxury will be improper to me.
The world will hurry up with my damn croissants.
The world will hurry up with my damn massage.
The world will hurry up with my damn ménage.
The world will not meditate me out of my ideas.
The world will respect my trendsetting abilities.
Visiting my mind will be like visiting the Hermès factory.
When I wake up, it will be philanthropy.
Writers will turn my flea market of information into a beautiful living space.