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## Simple Biscuits
2c flour
2-4 tsp baking powder (more baking powder makes a lighter, fluffier biscuit; less makes a firmer flakier biscuit.)
1/4 tsp baking soda (optional, and probably not needed if you use a good double-acting baking powder.)
1/2 tsp salt
1/2c butter/shortening
1c milk

Preheat oven to 450 degrees. In a large mixing bowl, combine flour, baking powder, and salt. Using a pastry blender, cut butter into dry goods until crumbly. If you don't have a pastry blender handy, use your fingertips to pinch and rub the butter into the flour mix. (The faster the better, you don't want the fats to melt.) Make a well in the center and pour in milk. Stir just until the dough comes together. The dough will be very sticky. Turn dough onto floured surface, dust top with flour and gently fold dough over on itself 5 or 6 times. Press into a 1-inch thick round. Cut out biscuits with a 2-inch cutter (I usually use a mug or drinking glass), being sure to push straight down through the dough. Place biscuits on baking sheet so that th

## American Serial Killers (mostly christian)
Jane Toppan; 1885 to 1901; killed 31. Nurse that confessed to poisoning 31 patients for her own sexual gratification. After overdosing them she would get in bed and lie with them as they died. Found not guilty by reason of insanity and interned in a mental institution until her death in 1938.

Billy Gohl; 1901 to 1913; killed 2. Alleged to have killed from 40 to 140 seamen in Aberdeen, Washington

Linda Hazzard; 1908 to 191; killed 1. 1	13–40+	Self-declared doctor and fasting specialist, which she advertised as a panacea for every medical ailment. Up to 40 patients could have died of starvation in her "sanitarium" of Olalla, Washington. Imprisoned for one death in 1912, was paroled in 1915 and continued to practice medicine without a license in New Zealand (1915–1920) and Washington (1920–1935). Died in 1938 while attempting a fasting to cure herself.

Bertha Gifford; 1909 to 1928; killed 3. Found not guilty by reason on insanity of three arsenic poisonings by insanity and suspected of 14 other killings, most

## movies.json
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			"title": "127 Hours",
			"alternate": "",
			"year": "2010",
			"format": "DVD"
		},
		{
			"title": "28 Days Later",

## demo.html
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	<head>
		<style>
			.modal-container {
				background: rgba(0,0,0,0.5);
				display: block;
				height: 100vh;
				position: absolute;
				left: 0;
				top: 0;

## gist:8cbfe412edf20c7c9ac6988b61402f85
Austin: "Is Andrew's brother-in-law not getting hired then?  Oh wait, no, it was his wife's brother, wasn't it?  Oh wait...  That's the same thing..."

Jameson: "Are we going to finish by the end of the day?" (In regards to a ~30 minute task, with 2 hours left in the day)
Jordan: "At the rate I'm going... No."

Matt: "Its time to decompose Kurt. Kurt, just lay down in the dirt for like, a long time."

Austin: "It looks great guys!"
Jordan: "...it looks awful..."
Austin: "Well, yeah, but"

## chessclock.html
<!doctype html>
<title>Chessclock</title>
<link href='https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Nixie+One' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'>
<script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/mithril/0.2.5/mithril.min.js"></script>
<style>
	* {
		font-family: 'Nixie One', sans-serif;
		color: #E41B21;
	}
	body, html {

## rainbowify_messenger.js
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			e.style.backgroundColor = "hsl("+h+", 83%, 44%)"
	})
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		h++
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		h = 0
}, 100)

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## xkcd replacements
{
	//set 1
	"witnesses": "thse dudes I don't know",
	"allegedly": "kinda probably",
	"new study": "tumblr post",
	"rebuild": "avenge",
	"space": "spaaaace",
	"google glass": "virtual boy",
	"smartphone": "pokedex",
	"electric": "atomic",

## date_extremes.js
var getBeginningDate = function(period, date){
	var date = (date === undefined ? new Date() : new Date(date));
	if (period) {
		period = period.toLowerCase();
		switch (period) {
			case 'year':
				date.setMonth(0);
			case 'quarter':
				if (date.getMonth() >= 9) {
					date.setMonth(9);
	2c flour
	2-4 tsp baking powder (more baking powder makes a lighter, fluffier biscuit; less makes a firmer flakier biscuit.)
	1/4 tsp baking soda (optional, and probably not needed if you use a good double-acting baking powder.)
	1/2 tsp salt
	1/2c butter/shortening
	1c milk

	Preheat oven to 450 degrees. In a large mixing bowl, combine flour, baking powder, and salt. Using a pastry blender, cut butter into dry goods until crumbly. If you don't have a pastry blender handy, use your fingertips to pinch and rub the butter into the flour mix. (The faster the better, you don't want the fats to melt.) Make a well in the center and pour in milk. Stir just until the dough comes together. The dough will be very sticky. Turn dough onto floured surface, dust top with flour and gently fold dough over on itself 5 or 6 times. Press into a 1-inch thick round. Cut out biscuits with a 2-inch cutter (I usually use a mug or drinking glass), being sure to push straight down through the dough. Place biscuits on baking sheet so that th
	Jane Toppan; 1885 to 1901; killed 31. Nurse that confessed to poisoning 31 patients for her own sexual gratification. After overdosing them she would get in bed and lie with them as they died. Found not guilty by reason of insanity and interned in a mental institution until her death in 1938.

	Billy Gohl; 1901 to 1913; killed 2. Alleged to have killed from 40 to 140 seamen in Aberdeen, Washington

	Linda Hazzard; 1908 to 191; killed 1. 1 13–40+ Self-declared doctor and fasting specialist, which she advertised as a panacea for every medical ailment. Up to 40 patients could have died of starvation in her "sanitarium" of Olalla, Washington. Imprisoned for one death in 1912, was paroled in 1915 and continued to practice medicine without a license in New Zealand (1915–1920) and Washington (1920–1935). Died in 1938 while attempting a fasting to cure herself.

	Bertha Gifford; 1909 to 1928; killed 3. Found not guilty by reason on insanity of three arsenic poisonings by insanity and suspected of 14 other killings, most
	{
	"list": [
	{
	"title": "127 Hours",
	"alternate": "",
	"year": "2010",
	"format": "DVD"
	},
	{
	"title": "28 Days Later",
	<html>
	<head>
	<style>
	.modal-container {
	background: rgba(0,0,0,0.5);
	display: block;
	height: 100vh;
	position: absolute;
	left: 0;
	top: 0;
	Austin: "Is Andrew's brother-in-law not getting hired then? Oh wait, no, it was his wife's brother, wasn't it? Oh wait... That's the same thing..."

	Jameson: "Are we going to finish by the end of the day?" (In regards to a ~30 minute task, with 2 hours left in the day)
	Jordan: "At the rate I'm going... No."

	Matt: "Its time to decompose Kurt. Kurt, just lay down in the dirt for like, a long time."

	Austin: "It looks great guys!"
	Jordan: "...it looks awful..."
	Austin: "Well, yeah, but"
	<!doctype html>
	<title>Chessclock</title>
	<link href='https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Nixie+One' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'>
	<script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/mithril/0.2.5/mithril.min.js"></script>
	<style>
	* {
	font-family: 'Nixie One', sans-serif;
	color: #E41B21;
	}
	body, html {
	var h = 0;setInterval(function(){document.querySelectorAll('.clearfix._nd_.direction_ltr.text_align_ltr .clearfix div').forEach(function(e,i,a){
	e.style.backgroundColor = "hsl("+h+", 83%, 44%)"
	})
	if (h < 359)
	h++
	else
	h = 0
	}, 100)
	{
	//set 1
	"witnesses": "thse dudes I don't know",
	"allegedly": "kinda probably",
	"new study": "tumblr post",
	"rebuild": "avenge",
	"space": "spaaaace",
	"google glass": "virtual boy",
	"smartphone": "pokedex",
	"electric": "atomic",
	var getBeginningDate = function(period, date){
	var date = (date === undefined ? new Date() : new Date(date));
	if (period) {
	period = period.toLowerCase();
	switch (period) {
	case 'year':
	date.setMonth(0);
	case 'quarter':
	if (date.getMonth() >= 9) {
	date.setMonth(9);