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>function fail(memes, calcium)
	>dank = :^)
	>implying calcium < memes
		>implying memes % calcium is 0
			>dank = :^(
		>or not
			>run fail(memes, calcium + 1)
			>dank = run
		>done implying
	>done implying
	>tfw dank

>function epicfail(memes)
	>wow = 0
	>dank = :^)
	>implying memes > 1 
		>run fail(memes, 2)
		>dank = run
		>implying dank
			>run bill(memes - 1)
			>wow = run + 1
		>or not
			>run such(memes - 1)
			>wow = run
		>done implying
	>done implying
	>tfw wow

>function dootdoot(memes, seals)
	>doritos = 0
	>implying seals > memes
	>or not
		>implying seals is 0
			>doritos = 1
		>or not
			>implying seals is memes
				>doritos = 1
			>or not
				>run dootdoot(memes - 1, seals - 1)
				>doritos = run
				>run dootdoot(memes - 1, seals)
				>doritos = run + doritos
			>done implying
		>done implying
	>done implying
	>tfw doritos

>function such(memes)
	>run dootdoot(memes, 5)
	>wow = run
	>implying wow % 7 is 0
		>run bill(memes - 1)
		>wow = wow + 1
	>or not
		>run epicfail(memes - 1)
	>done implying
	>wow = run + wow
	>tfw wow

>function brotherman(memes)
	>hues = 0
	>implying memes isn't 0
		>implying memes < 3
			>hues = 1
		>or not
			>run brotherman(memes - 1)
			>hues = run
			>run brotherman(memes - 2)
			>hues = run + hues
		>done implying
	>done implying
	>hues = hues % 987654321
	>tfw hues

>function bill(memes)
	>run brotherman(memes)
	>wow = run
	>implying wow % 3 is 0
		>run such(memes - 1)
		>wow = wow + 1
	>or not
		>run epicfail(memes - 1)
	>done implying
	>wow = run + wow
	>tfw wow



>me
	>memes = 13379447
	>run epicfail(memes)
	>mfw run
	>thank mr skeltal