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Created September 24, 2014 19:05
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Why "Seinfeld" Is The Most Villainous Sitcom In Human History

The following essay is an excerpt from Chuck Klosterman’s I Wear the Black Hat: Grappling With Villains (Real and Imagined), out now in paperback.

There’s a passage in the documentary The Pervert’s Guide to Ideology where dialectic Marxist superstar Slavoj Žižek goes on a tangent about how to properly satirize institutional power. His point, in essence, is that you can’t successfully erode an institution by attacking the person in charge. [I suppose it’s possible that this wasn’t exactly what he was talking about, because sometimes Žižek can be hard to follow. But this was my takeaway, and my interpretation is valid, even if it’s wrong. Misinterpretations can still be accidentally true.] According to Žižek, attempting to satirize the public image of a powerful person inevitably proves impotent; this is because positions of power are designed to manipulate and displace a high degree of criticism. You can mock the president with impunity—noth

Why "Seinfeld" Is The Most Villainous Sitcom In Human History
The following essay is an excerpt from Chuck Klosterman’s I Wear the Black Hat: Grappling With Villains (Real and Imagined), out now in paperback.
There’s a passage in the documentary The Pervert’s Guide to Ideology where dialectic Marxist superstar Slavoj Žižek goes on a tangent about how to properly satirize institutional power. His point, in essence, is that you can’t successfully erode an institution by attacking the person in charge. [I suppose it’s possible that this wasn’t exactly what he was talking about, because sometimes Žižek can be hard to follow. But this was my takeaway, and my interpretation is valid, even if it’s wrong. Misinterpretations can still be accidentally true.] According to Žižek, attempting to satirize the public image of a powerful person inevitably proves impotent; this is because positions of power are designed to manipulate and displace a high degree of criticism. You can mock the president with impunity—noth
Carlos-MacBook-Pro:progfun-funsets carlo$ sbt
[info] Loading project definition from /Users/carlo/Projects/eclipse/progfun-funsets/project/project
[info] Loading project definition from /Users/carlo/Projects/eclipse/progfun-funsets/project
[info] Updating {file:/Users/carlo/Projects/eclipse/progfun-funsets/project/}default-88736f...
[info] Resolving commons-logging#commons-logging;1.1.1 ...
[error] Server access Error: Operation timed out url=http://repo.spray.cc/commons-logging/commons-logging/1.1.1/commons-logging-1.1.1.pom
[info] Resolving org.apache.commons#commons-parent;5 ...
[error] Server access Error: Operation timed out url=http://repo.spray.cc/org/apache/commons/commons-parent/5/commons-parent-5.pom
(...keeps going, probably won't terminate for a while)
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