iterate over all script tags on the page that aren't scripts

annotated.js

function(
  a, // callback
  b, // placeholder for nodeList
  c, // placeholder for "script"
  d, // placeholder for cursor
  e  // placeholder for current element
){
  for(                        // for every
    b = document              // document
      .getElementsByTagName(  // element that is a
        c = "script"          // script,
      ),
    d = 0;                    // starting with the first
    e = b[d++];               // and working forward,
  ) e.src ||                  // if the script has no source
    /ipt$/.test(e.type || c)  // and doesn't have a type ending in "ipt"
    || a.call(                // call the callback
      e,                      // scoped to the current element 
      e.innerHTML,            // with its contents and
      e.id                    // its id.
    )
}

index.js

function(a,b,c,d,e){for(b=document.getElementsByTagName(c="script"),d=0;e=b[d++];)e.src||/ipt$/.test(e.type||c)||a.call(e,e.innerHTML,e.id)}

LICENSE.txt

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 Jed Schmidt <http://jed.is>

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.

package.json

{
  "name": "nonscripts",
  "keywords": [ "script", "template", "asset", "include" ]
}