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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jedschmidt on github.
• I am jedschmidt (https://keybase.io/jedschmidt) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is F1D6 924F 3B26 FB87 B488 2664 ED0D 4AE7 933C 4D2A

To claim this, I am signing this object:

jed

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jedschmidt on github.
• I am jedschmidt (https://keybase.io/jedschmidt) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is F1D6 924F 3B26 FB87 B488 2664 ED0D 4AE7 933C 4D2A

To claim this, I am signing this object:

jed

[UPDATE] WE SOLD 'EM ALL, RAISING $2,625 for SCRIPTED!

It took a few months, but our experiment of upcycling our unused tokens into fundraising keepsakes finally paid off! It accomplished a whole lot of win in one fell swoop:

• Creating a physical commemoration of the awesomeness that has been the NYC JavaScript community over the past two years.
• Raising $2,625 for [ScriptEd][], a NYC-based organization that does amazing work in the local tech community.
• Increasing BrooklynJS ticket availability through reserved ticket bundling.
• Letting me work on a creative physical project with my pals @brianloveswords, @kosamari, and @philduffy.
• Taking bags and bags of unused tokens out of my tiny Brooklyn walkup closets.

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tl;dr: The [UNIQLO USA][] e-commerce team is looking for a design-oriented developer skilled in the arts of modern markup and style, but also comfortable with some PHP and JavaScript.

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In this position, you will:

• Create end-to-end responsive mockups of UNIQLO landing pages for upcoming product lines.
• Work in-house with the visuals team to design experiences and assets that scale well across device sizes.

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import {resolve} from "path"

let [pathname, args] = process.argv.slice(2)

if (!pathname) {
  console.log("Usage: npm run test <path-to-script> <event-json>")
  process.exit()
}

let path = resolve(process.cwd(), pathname)

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// jQuery.fn.cacheOf - By Jed Schmidt (MIT Licensed)

// A lightweight jQuery memoizer for caching the results of expensive DOM operations.
	
//	Example usage:

// Say you have a processing-intensive call
// that occurs often in your code.

$().find( "*:not(:contains(abc))" );	

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// tmpl-node.js: a template module for node.js
// Jed Schmidt - http://jedschmidt.com/
// 
// inspired by John Resig's micro templates
// http://ejohn.org/blog/javascript-micro-templating/

var posix = require( "posix" ),
  concat = Array.prototype.concat;

process.mixin( exports, {

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process.Promise.prototype.combine = function() {
  var args = Array.prototype.slice.call( arguments ),
      count = args.length,
      results = new Array( count ),
      index = 0,
      self = this;
      
  if ( count == 1 && args[0] instanceof Array )
    return arguments.callee.apply( self, args[0] );
    

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/* adapted by Jed Schmidt for use as a node.js module.
 * the following node.js adapter code is MIT-licensed.
 *
 * Example usage:
 *
 * var sha1 = require("sha1.js"), hash;
 *
 * my_sha1 = sha1.hex( data );
 * my_hmac_sha1 = sha1.hex( key, data );
 * 

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gist-in-time can style
your github gists and make them
much less obtrusive.