PHP Variables, method names, and class names are ridiculous

unholy.php

<?php
$classMap = array(
    'AggregateRecordSales'  => 'band_id',
    'BandInfoDaily'         => 'team_id',
    'DivisionStandings'     => 'team_id',
    'TeambandPriceCache'    => 'teamband_id',
);
$baseClassVar = 'baseClass';
$inflection = 'inflect';
foreach ($classMap as $baseClass => $fieldName) {
    ${Inflector::pluralize(Inflector::underscore($baseClass))} = ${$$baseClassVar . 'Peer'}::${'retrieveBy' . Inflector::camelize($fieldName)}(${'some' . Inflector::camelize(substr($fieldName, -2))});
}

Is that actual code being used?

No lol, I was screwing around with php and variable variables. Would be AWESOME though, no?

For the record, that Inflector class is ported from CakePHP to be framework agnostic and fully static.

did you forget '$' in $Inflector::camelize(fieldName)

no thats a static class

wait

hahaha, cool