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k-gun/nö.php

Created Nov 12, 2019
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<?php
// ok, cos converted to ?int = null, right?
function foo(int $i = null) {}
// ok, all ok, right?
$a = new class {
public $i;
public function check(): bool {
return ($this->i != null);
}
};
// all ok, right?
if ($a->check()) {
$a->i++;
}
var_dump($a->i);
var_dump((int) $a->i);
var_dump((int) ($a->i ?? 0));
var_dump((int) ($a->i ?? null));
// so why this?
$b = new class {
// ok but oppressive, hasn't already null(?) indicator, so why have to do?
// all uninitialized vars are null already, like $a.i above, right?
// public ?int $i = null;
// this is a nullable int, ok. we understand that $i is an int and nullable, so
// why that fucking php does not understand that fuck and screaming out like a bitch,
// "Typed property class@anonymous::$i must not be accessed before initialization", fuck?!
// and why not simply converted to null and letting the developer to check $i != null?
public ?int $i;
public function check(): bool {
// while this ugly fuck is ok,
// return ($this->i ?? null) != null;
// this fuck causing error thrown, and this is LITERALLY BULLSHIT FUCK!
return ($this->i != null);
}
};
// ok but why have to this?
// $b->i = null;
// but wtf is "[i] => uninitialized(?int)"! ok, you hipsters invented something new, yeah!
// if ($b->check()) {
// $b->i++;
// }
// all fuck!
// var_dump($b->i);
// var_dump((int) $b->i);
// var_dump((int) ($b->i ?? 0)); // ok, but WHAT THE FUCK!
// var_dump((int) ($b->i ?? null)); // ok again, but again WHAT THE FUCK!
// these, like mentioned above, throwing error, yes FUCK!
// $b->i != null;
// $b->check();
// by the way, that is surprisingly yielding just a notice like "Notice: Undefined property:
// class@anonymous::$i" and keeping work not throwing error, yes again FUCK but a bigger
// FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
$b->i++;
var_dump($b);
// in conclusion:
// $b->i != null; and $b->check(); are fuck.
// $b->++; is fuck again
// or literally all fuck?
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