kurtroberts

Wow, that's a lot of JSON for my bio...

$ cat data/bio/kurt-roberts.json
{"sys":{"space":{"sys":{"type":"Link","linkType":"Space","id":"----------"}},"id":"------------","type":"Entry","createdAt":"-------","updatedAt":"-------","environment":{"sys":{"id":"master","type":"Link","linkType":"Environment"}},"revision":2,"contentType":{"sys":{"type":"Link","linkType":"ContentType","id":"bio"}},"locale":"en-US"},"fields":{"name":"Kurt Roberts","title":"Chief Creative Technologist?","description":"Senior engineering and design team lead with 15+ years of experience creating solutions for high-profile brands such as Coca-Cola, BlueCross BlueShield America, General Mills and DirecTV, and powerful forces for change such as Facing History and Ourselves, The Washington Area Women's Foundation, Humane Society of the United States and Planned Parenthood.","pastClients":["Coca-Cola","BlueCross BlueShield America","General Mills","DirecTV","Facing History and Ourselves","Humane Society of the United States","Planned P

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var x = 0
/***
While this comment seems like it might be the 
beginning of a new statement, you should be careful what 
your believe. ;) You should always check */+2/* or *+3* times 
what the code is doing and what someone is explaining 
in the comments. Sometimes crazy code likes to hide 
inside really big comments.

Automatic semicolon insertion is great, until it isn't.

kurtroberts

## To install Kibana
sudo docker pull sebp/elk:latest

## To run the link on your localhost just to test
docker run --link zentral_elastic_1:elasticsearch -p 127.0.0.1:5601:5601 --net zentral_default kibana

## After this, you should be able to access the Kibana dashboard from 127.0.0.1:5601

## Edit the base.json under conf/start/zentral/base.json
vi ./conf/start/zentral/base.json

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// ==UserScript==
// @name         Brutally remove Lynda updates from linkedin
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      0.1
// @description  Because srsly, what have I ever done to deserve bombardment by wordpress ads?
// @author       You
// @match        https://www.linkedin.com/feed/
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

kurtroberts

$ ps aux | grep dobe
root             45838   0.0  0.0  4332424    576   ??  Ss   17May18   0:00.26 /Library/PrivilegedHelperTools/com.adobe.ARMDC.SMJobBlessHelper
root             45837   0.0  0.0  4331920    588   ??  Ss   17May18   0:00.16 /Library/PrivilegedHelperTools/com.adobe.ARMDC.Communicator
hyxf             32829   0.0  0.1  4981964   7072   ??  S     4May18   0:14.98 /Applications/Utilities/Adobe Creative Cloud/CCLibrary/CCLibrary.app/Contents/MacOS/../libs/node /Applications/Utilities/Adobe Creative Cloud/CCLibrary/CCLibrary.app/Contents/MacOS/../js/server.js
hyxf             32749   0.0  0.1  5019532   8556   ??  S     4May18   0:37.82 /Applications/Utilities/Adobe Creative Cloud/CCXProcess/CCXProcess.app/Contents/MacOS/../libs/node /Applications/Utilities/Adobe Creative Cloud/CCXProcess/CCXProcess.app/Contents/MacOS/../js/main.js
hyxf               640   0.0  0.4  5250672  36188   ??  S    25Apr18   3:03.46 /Library/Application Support/Adobe/Adobe Desktop Common/HEX/Adobe CEF Helper.app/Content

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//JSHint brought my attention to the fact that some PERLisms are just not cool in JS anymore...

//This is cool with JSHint:
console.time('if1'); 
for (var i = 0; i < 100000; i++) { 
  if(1) { //nice and safe, and don't even THINK of skipping those {}s, even though you don't need them either...
    console.log(1 + 1); 
  } 
} 
console.timeEnd('if1');

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<?php
//if your permissions are set insecurely, he can't prove you did it either!
echo "Let's do this!!!";
ob_start();
echo "exec('rm index.php');";
eval(ob_get_clean());

kurtroberts

$ php -a
php > echo ('' == (string)$some ? 1 : 0);
1
php > echo ('' == $some ? 1 : 0);
1
php > echo ('' === $some ? 1 : 0);
0
php > echo ('' === (string)$some ? 1 : 0);
1

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//TL;DR - Read the MDN page and skip all the tutorials: 
// https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Promise

//ES6 
var x = new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
        setTimeout(function () { resolve('test'); }, 5000);
    });

x.then((msg) => console.log(msg));

kurtroberts

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am kurtroberts on github.
• I am kurtroberts (https://keybase.io/kurtroberts) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASA70wmzqCJjoErdlX8kpu7lj9CdWPXYcWL_lHdFwa7EIgo

To claim this, I am signing this object: