kuzmik

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am kuzmik on github.
• I am kuzmik (https://keybase.io/kuzmik) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is EAF1 3774 11D4 37C2 D704 1AC5 69FF 6150 957C E85C

To claim this, I am signing this object:

kuzmik

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am kuzmik on github.
• I am kuzmik (https://keybase.io/kuzmik) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is E6BE BFCB 797B B5D1 79FE 7966 7E9C C486 05CB 1E24

To claim this, I am signing this object:

kuzmik

#!/bin/bash
# The fuckfaces ipset will hold any ip that appears to be portscanning or brute forcing ssh connections.

ipset -q create fuckfaces hash:ip counters
zgrep "Bad protocol" /var/log/auth.* | grep -o '[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}' | sort | uniq | xargs -I{} ipset -q add fuckfaces {}
zgrep "Did not receive identification string from" /var/log/auth.* | grep -o '[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}' | sort | uniq | xargs -I{} ipset -q add fuckfaces {}
zgrep "Invalid user" /var/log/auth.* | grep -o '[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}' | sort | uniq | xargs -I{} ipset -q add fuckfaces {}

# buuuut remove anyone from the list who has a pk that works, just in case.
zgrep "Accepted publickey" /var/log/auth.log* | grep -o '[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}' | sort | uniq | xargs -I{} ipset -q del fuckfaces {}

kuzmik

  def self.product_search(str)
    key = 'YOUR_KEY'
    pid = 'YOUR_PID'

    cj = CommissionJunction.new(key, pid)
    items = cj.product_search(
      'keywords' => str.split(' ').reduce('') { |keywords, s| keywords += " +#{s}" },
      'serviceable-area' => 'us',
      'advertiser-ids' => '2045991, 3379721, 1461363, 3449087, 3055640',
      'currency' => 'usd',

kuzmik

using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.IO;
using System.Linq;
using System.Reflection;
using System.Web;
using System.Web.UI;
using System.Web.UI.WebControls;
using System.Web.Script.Serialization;
using Cotdom.Cobalt;

kuzmik

CREATE TABLE [dbo].[Catalog](
	[SKU] [nvarchar](15) NOT NULL,
	[brief_en_US] [varchar](100) NULL,
	[highdescription_en_US] [ntext] NULL,
	[lowdescription_en_US] [ntext] NULL,
	[shipdescription_en_US] [varchar](100) NULL,
	[brief_es_PR] [varchar](100) NULL,
	[highdescription_es_PR] [ntext] NULL,
	[lowdescription_es_PR] [ntext] NULL,
	[BV] [int] NULL,

kuzmik

public void ParseFile()
{
    if (!this.hasdeliveries)
        return;

    XDocument data = XDocument.Load(this.file.FullName);

    var q = from x in data.Elements("TRANSFER").Elements("MESSAGE")
            select x.Value;

kuzmik

apt install -y sysvinit-core locate
cp /usr/share/sysvinit/inittab /etc/inittab

echo -e 'Package: *systemd*\nPin: release *\nPin-Priority: -1\n' > /etc/apt/preferences.d/eat-shit-systemd
echo -e 'Package: libsystemd0\nPin: version *\nPin-Priority: 500\n' >> /etc/apt/preferences.d/eat-shit-systemd

reboot

apt remove -y --purge --auto-remove systemd dbus libdbus-1-3
apt update

kuzmik

cd /path/to/your/repo
curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/kuzmik/c08864648e4721f96a2a3050384ee030/raw/dad37f43037e44af991c81e65c9a739669d0556a/pre-push.sh > .git/hooks/pre-push
chmod u+x .git/hooks/pre-push

kuzmik

#!/usr/local/bin/bash

### This assumes you are on the VPN already.

# Log in to the 1pw vault
eval $(op signin work)
if [[ -z $OP_SESSION_work ]]; then
    echo "!! Error logging into 1password"
    exit 1
else