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[14:10:15] <Tikcus> Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on...
[14:10:17] <Tikcus> The first surgeon, from Bristol , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
[14:10:19] <Tikcus> The second, from Manchester , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
[14:10:21] <Tikcus> The third surgeon, from Edinburgh , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
[14:10:23] <Tikcus> The fourth surgeon, from Birmingham chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those blokes always understand when you have a few parts left over."
[14:10:25] <Tikcus> But the fifth surgeon, from London shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong, Politicians are the easiest to operate on"...............................
[14:10:27] <Tikcus> .................................."There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable."
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