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The Top Insults of Mircea Popescu

1. It.s a wonder you manage to find the keyboard.

2. You know, just the new kid on the baseball team makes a proposal to go get drunk the night before the game. Just a proposal.

3. .The start-up scene is by now pretty much pop culture, thoroughly worthless, thoroughly mind numbing idiocy working its way towards the sitcom in the same exact way legions of talentless hacks would be working their way through “acting” towards the loving embrace of the porn industry.

4. Having fiddy thousand such lemmings trading with themselves on ever-increasing nominal prices is practically a game of musical chairs, and in any case no different from the numerous “bitcoin gem” type Ponzis that have sprung up recently.

5. No, it is not “the Bitcoin devteam”, stop calling them that. It’s a bunch of dorks that keep adding hairs to a huge hairball by virtue of mindless inertia.

6. If you’re not getting money it’s because you either a. don’t deserve money ; b. don’t know how to apply for money ; c. both.

7. You’re an idiot. Go away.

8. Why’s “everyone”’s mouth open if there’s no cock going in and out of it ?

9. The best possible construction for your case would be that you were in fact nothing but a busy-body, injecting yourself in matters you really had nothing to do with (as you in general do, as far as I know this is practically the only thing you’ve ever done). That construction would make you a pure idiot. The worst possible construction for your case would be that you masterminded the entire thing. That would make you a pure scammer. Your position in that list reflects my judgement on these otherwise imponderable matters. But as far as your good name goes, there is no cause for much alarm : you don’t have a good name.

10. Whoa, how very doomed Bitcoin was! Doomed to attract educated idiots who feel compelled to opine as if their asinine imbecility isn’t something both painful to the audience and shameful to themselves.

11. If you are one of the others, who cnat even wtire, but make up the chunk of ~90 or so people who discovered to their surprise and displeasure that they have to pay in order to acquire a seat at the exchange from the account confirmation email, you are just as much an idiot. Perhaps not an equally vocal one, but your head doesn’t work enough to power a goat.

12. What’s next, “the faster cocks move in and out of the vagina, the stronger the orgasm”. No consideration of girth, no consideration even if it’s the right cock. Just, you know… speed. “Velocity”. Stupidity.

13. Because these idiots won’t fucking die already, everyone else has to be inconvenienced. I deeply regret this. If it were practical I’d just kill them all with my own hand. Unfortunately, it is not practical, and so with my deepest and most sincere apologies to sane people everywhere I have to modify the MPEx FAQ.

14. Suppose you read up on things first, and get in people's way second?

15. I do not believe idiots have any place in this world. You people shouldn’t be alive. Until you grow some balls to resolve this problem yourself, please crawl into a hole somewhere and stay there.

16. ...certainly not more teenage responsible mothers... (because even one episode of Teen Mom is enough)

17. Seriously, start working on the BTC securities trade system of the future without ever having worked for MPEx, without having humbly presented your inept ideas to the most grandiose master Mircea Popescu (ie, me), without anything like that ? O, why, because you’re a special little trainflake of brilliance and genius who can ? Really ? Reality doesn’t work that way. Not because I give a shit either way, but because the foregoing paragraph raised your blood pressure to the degree that it did.

18. Taaki, get lost. You are too stupid to live.

19. Apparently this writing words thing isn’t for everyone.

20. Your reading comprehension continues to shock and amaze.

21. i dun really see the value to the entire sensitivity.h include