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Manager attention span comix
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<tspan x="0" y="0em">Manager/lead attention span
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<tspan x="0" y="-3em">Have you finished investigation</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="-2em">of our API problems?</tspan>
<tspan x="8" y="5em">Great!</tspan>
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<tspan x="0" y="0em">Yes, and that's </tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">my findings:</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">We don't want to</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">to fix anything </tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">in this release, but...</tspan>
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<tspan x="0" y="0em" fill="gray">Hmmm, I better</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em" fill="gray">check my email</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em" fill="gray">while he is talking</tspan>
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<tspan x="0" y="1em">..we should dig into this</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">in next major release.</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">That's things I like to fix:</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">weekend projectdfgdf gsrew</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">fdasfdasfaserfewbxcgvghcrvxz</tspan>
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<tspan x="0" y="7em">bfxdg.dtmgy.dt,fsgytfbcv fdsf</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="7em">gdmfklgng ngcvgmdrsgdzfg dfs</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="8em">rewrewrngmxcnbxcvb sgrcvfgh</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="8em">gdmfklgng ngcvgmdrsgdzfg dfs</tspan>
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<tspan x="0" y="0em">Manager reaction:</tspan>
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<tspan x="0" y="-1em">Hey!</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="0em">Great job investigating this</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">Let's put your ideas</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">to our product backlog.</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">We will look into it</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">when time comes. </tspan>
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<tspan x="0" y="0em" fill="lightgreen">//Developers, beware</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em" fill="blue">manager_Attention</tspan><tspan> =</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em" fill="blue">&nbsp;Time_Span</tspan><tspan> . </tspan><tspan fill="blue">From_Seconds</tspan><tspan> (</tspan><tspan fill="blue">1</tspan><tspan>);</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em" fill="blue">benefit</tspan><tspan> . </tspan><tspan fill="blue">put</tspan><tspan> (</tspan><tspan fill="blue">position</tspan><tspan>: </tspan><tspan fill="blue">first_Line</tspan><tspan>);</tspan>
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