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<tspan x="0" y="0em">Manager/lead attention span | |
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<tspan x="0" y="-3em">Have you finished investigation</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="-2em">of our API problems?</tspan> | |
<tspan x="8" y="5em">Great!</tspan> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="0em">Yes, and that's </tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">my findings:</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">We don't want to</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em">to fix anything </tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="4em">in this release, but...</tspan> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="0em" fill="gray">Hmmm, I better</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em" fill="gray">check my email</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em" fill="gray">while he is talking</tspan> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="1em">..we should dig into this</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">in next major release.</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em">That's things I like to fix:</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="4em">weekend projectdfgdf gsrew</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="4em">fdasfdasfaserfewbxcgvghcrvxz</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="5em">rgthgfhbcvnbvnt esrfarerqw</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="5em">rewrewrngmxcnbxcvb sgrcvfg</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="6em">retremtertmret,nretnret</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="6em">fdfaewrktnaetmnagmxnbvc</tspan> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="7em">gdmfklgng ngcvgmdrsgdzfg dfs</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="8em">rewrewrngmxcnbxcvb sgrcvfgh</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="8em">gdmfklgng ngcvgmdrsgdzfg dfs</tspan> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="0em">Manager reaction:</tspan> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="-1em">Hey!</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">Great job investigating this</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">Let's put your ideas</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">to our product backlog.</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em">We will look into it</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="4em">when time comes. </tspan> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="0em" fill="lightgreen">//Developers, beware</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em" fill="blue">manager_Attention</tspan><tspan> =</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em" fill="blue"> Time_Span</tspan><tspan> . </tspan><tspan fill="blue">From_Seconds</tspan><tspan> (</tspan><tspan fill="blue">1</tspan><tspan>);</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em" fill="blue">benefit</tspan><tspan> . </tspan><tspan fill="blue">put</tspan><tspan> (</tspan><tspan fill="blue">position</tspan><tspan>: </tspan><tspan fill="blue">first_Line</tspan><tspan>);</tspan> | |
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