cow says random fortunes just for you

nosense.sh

#!/bin/bash

tput civis
while true; do
    style=`cowsay -l | grep -v /usr/local | perl -p -e 's/ /\n/g' | egrep -v '(telebears|head-in|sodomized)' | gsort -R | head -1`
    cookie=`mktemp`
    fortune > $cookie
    for x in `seq 5`; do
        clear
        cat $cookie | cowsay -f $style | lolcat;
        key=''
        read -rs -t3 -n1 key
        if [ "$key" == 'q' ]; then
            tput cnorm
            rm $cookie
            exit 0
        fi
    done
    rm $cookie
done