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1.5) Official ASR mottos
The official ASR motto, our catch phrase, is the immortal:
"Down, not Across"
It is our mantra. We recite it to ourselves as we deal with the day-to-day
realities of a life that is far more nasty, brutish, and short than even
Hobbes could have ever imagined.
Some other mottos include:
*clickety-click*
"Oh, lovely."
"Just DON'T."
"I need a drink."
"Either way I'm screwed."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The official ASR position:
Hiding in a corner, under a desk, in fetal position, arms covering
head and quietly whimpering.
The official ASR luser position:
6 feet under.
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